Uncle John’s Unstoppable Bathroom Reader
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Uncle John’s Unstoppable Bathroom Reader
Bathroom Readers Institute
Uncle John’s
UNSTOPPABLE
BATHROOM
READER
By the
Bathroom Readers’
Institute
Bathroom Readers’ Press
Ashland, Oregon
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Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader For Kids Only
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Uncle John’s
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UNCLE JOHN’S UNSTOPPABLE
BATHROOM READER®
Copyright © 2003 by The Bathroom Readers’ Press (a division of Portable Press). All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews. “Bathroom Reader” and “Bathroom Readers’ Institute” are registered trademarks of Baker & Taylor. All rights reserved.
For information, write
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute,
P.O. Box 1117, Ashland, OR 97520
888-488-4642
Cover design by Michael Brunsfeld,
San Rafael, CA (
[email protected]
).
BRI “technician” on back cover: Larry Kelp.
Uncle John’s
Unstoppable Bathroom Reader
®
by The Bathroom Readers’ Institute
ISBN-13: 978-1-60710-606-7
E-book edition: February 2012
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“What’s the Number for 911 Again?,” © 2001 by Leland H. Gregory. Visit
www.realwacky.com
for actual, stupid 911 calls as well as to purchase his audio CD,
Wacky 911
, and his previous book,
What’s the Number for 911?
Used by permission from the author and Andrews McMeel Publishing, 4520 Main St., Kansas City, MO 64111.
THANK YOU!
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute sincerely thanks the people whose advice and assistance made this book possible.
Gordon Javna
John Dollison
Jay Newman
Jennifer
Jeff Altemus
Julia Papps
Thom Little
Jahnna Beecham
Sharilyn Hovind
Michael Brunsfeld
Brian Henry
Angela Kern
Lori Larson
Sam Javna
Sydney Stanley
Gideon Javna
Jim McCluskey
Alan Reder
Janet Spencer
Malcolm Hillgartner
Maggie McLaughlin
Amanda Wilson
Allen Orso
Mike Nicita
Georgine Liedell
JoAnn Padgett
Dylan Drake
Paul Stanley
Jenny Baldwin
Barb Porshe
Paula Leith
Chris Olsen
Raingirl Thering
Joyce Slayton
Steve Pitt
Lyne Brennanski
Jolly Jeff Cheek
Bruce Carlson
David Harp
Nate Hendley
Scarab Media
John Javna
Marley & Catie Pratt
Thomas Crapper
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THE BRI HONOR ROLL
(Our most diligent contributors
)
Steve Sutherland • Jim de Graff • Aaron Allermann • Nate Nathanson Shari Mikaelsson • Richard Cranston II • Beth Scribble • Dean Bliss David Crumpler • Max L. Israel • Sara Cole • Artemio Visaya Richard Staples • And a special thanks to Eddie Deezen
Hiya Sophie! Hiya Jessie!
CONTENTS
Because the BRI understands your reading needs, we’ve divided the contents by length as well as subject.
Short
—a quick read
Medium
—2 to 3 pages
Long—for those extended visits, when something a little more involved is required
*Extended
—for those leg-numbing experiences
Uncle John’s Second Favorite Roll
*
The Worst Business Decision in U.S. History
Things You Didn’t Know About WWII
How Paper Became Money, Part I
How Paper Became Money, Part II
*
The Federal Witness Protection Program