Uncle John’s Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (32 page)

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Cornerstone

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Railroad crossing

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Touchdown

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Double vision

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Space Invaders

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Thundercloud

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One step forward, two steps back

POP QUIZ,
PAGE 160

By serving mashed potatoes.

DRIVE YOUR TEACHER NUTS,
PAGE 20

No worries: About 26,000 meteorites strike earth every year but only seven people have ever been hit by one.

THE CASE OF THE GOOEY SPITBALL,
PAGE 138

Mr. Patterson realized that Melissa had been paying attention to the punctuation lesson, and he knew how to interpret her note. It meant: “Question Mark—I saw him throw it!” Mark later confessed to tossing the spitball.

FIFTEEN WAYS TO GET DETENTION,
PAGE 228

F
ELLOW BATHROOM READERS:

Bathroom reading should never be taken loosely—we must sit firmly for what we believe in, even while the rest of the world is taking pot shots at us.

So Sit Down and Be Counted! Join the Bathroom Readers’ Institute. It’s free! Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope and your e-mail address to:

Bathroom Readers’ Institute
P.O. Box 1117
Ashland, OR 97520

You’ll receive a free membership card, our BRI newsletter (via e-mail), and exclusive announcements about special sales, and you’ll earn a permanent spot on the BRI honor roll!

Well, we’re out of space, and when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. Hope to hear from you soon, and meanwhile, remember…

Go with the Flow!