Authors: Elizabeth Peters
The lower end of the alley debouched into the Marktplatz. When I reached the hotel, I found Tony lying in wait. “Where the hell did you go?” he demanded.
“Out,” I said shortly. “What's the matter, couldn't you get a room?”
“I got a room all right.” He took my arm and
pulled me aside. People passed us, going in and out and giving us curious looks as we stood nose to nose glaring at each other. “Why didn't you tell me?” Tony snapped.
“Tell you what?”
“Anything. Something. That Friedl was the new ownerâ”
“You know Friedl?”
“Well, sure. We all⦔ He grinned self-consciously. “Not me, of course.”
“Of course. I'm sure she would have worked all of you in if she had had time.”
Once again I had been caught with my pants down, figuratively speaking. (Obviously the metaphor applied more accurately to some of my former colleagues.) I had only been gone for half an hour; it was symptomatic of the luck I was having that Tony should have latched onto Friedl during that brief interval. Hoping against hope she hadn't spilled her guts, I murmured, “I didn't think you'd be interested, Tony.”
“Not interested in somebody trying to kill you?”
“Oh,
Schiesse
,” I said. “What did she tell you?”
A Bavarian teenager trying to stash his skis in the rack beside the door narrowly missed decapitating Tony. Bawling the boy out relieved some of Tony's spleen; he turned back to me and said in a milder voice, “Suppose we have a beer and a little heart-to-heart talk. Friedl is anxious to see you, but not as anxious as I am.”
The bar was crowded; we wedged ourselves into a quiet corner, mugs in hand. Sunset reddened the slopes of the Zugspitze and draped the sky with gaudy cloths of scarlet and purple, but Tony wasn't
moved by the beauty of the scenery. I let him talk. I wanted to find out how much he knew before I contributed to his store of information. That was fine with Tony, who seldom got a chance to conduct a monologue when he was with me. As I recall, the lecture went something like this:
“I don't mind participating in these mad extravaganzas of yours. Not at all. I'm always happy to give a friend the benefit of my superior expertise. A lesser man might resent being shoved into a mess like the one you've obviously got yourself into without some warning; I mean, the words âsitting duck' come to mind. Or possibly âdecoy.' What I really resent is the insult to my intelligence. I knew something was going on. You and Schmidt and thatâthat effeminate character, with your heads togetherâ¦who is that guy? Never mind, don't tell me, I'm not finished. You might at least warn a person that he's putting his head in a noose instead of pretending this was just a social visitâ”
“Now wait a minute,” I said, indignantly. “I didn't invite you to come. It was your idea.”
“You could have warned me off.”
“I could have,” I admitted. “At the time I didn't knowâ”
“Is that the truth?” Tony scowled at me over his mug. “Nobody tried to mug you, murder you, or burglarize you until the day before yesterday?”
I was glad he had phrased the question that way, because I could look him straight in the eye and say firmly, “No. Nobody.” Not that I wouldn't have looked him straight in the eye and denied anything he accused me of.
“Oh. All the same, you might have mentioned it.”
“It could have been an accident. Some drunken hunter.”
“Yeah. But Friedl seems to think not. Are you sure you never got a letter or a package or anything from her husband?”
I looked him straight in the eye and said firmly, “No. I mean, yes. How about you?”
“Me? Why would I⦔ Tony considered the question. “No reason why it shouldn't have been me, come to think about it. According to Friedl, the object in question is a work of artâshe didn't seem to know more than that. I met Hoffman last year, chatted with himâ¦Hey. What about the rest of themâDieter, Elise, Rosa⦔
“I'm sure he liked you best,” I said.
“I might not have taken notice of a letter,” Tony muttered. “We get a lot of crank mail.”
“I know.”
“Just the week before I left, there were half a dozen or so. People seem to get weirder during the holiday seasonsâ¦. An appeal for funds from that Psychic Archaeology crowd in Virginia, a curriculum vitae from some loony who thinks he should be appointed to the staff because he's the reincarnation of Herodotus, a copy of that photo of Sophia SchliemannâHey, watch out!”
I had spilled my beer. “Sorry. Did you say Sophia Schliemann?”
Tony grabbed a handful of napkins off a nearby table and swabbed at his sweater. “Damn it, Ann made this for meâ¦. Yeah, you know, the one where she's wearing the jewelry from Troy. I don't
know what the hell that was all about; there wasn't even a letter with it.”
That answered one question, unless Tony was a lot sneakier than I had ever known him to be. “What else did Friedl tell you?”
“She didn't make a lot of sense,” Tony admitted, “what did she tell
you
?”
“She hasn't told me anything yet,” I said, with perfect truth.
“Well, let's go see her. Maybe the two of us can extract some information. So far it's a damned fishy story.”
I was about to endorse this assessment when Tony's mouth took on the wistful curve that made strong women want to mother him. “It would be too good to be true,” he said longingly.
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Friedl did not rise to greet us. She gave Tony her hand at an angle that made it impossible for him to do anything with it except kiss it.
Usually I can tell when people are lying. Friedl defeated me; she was so accustomed to putting on an act that everything she said sounded phony. The gist of her long and rambling narrative was that (a) her husband had some hidden treasure, (b) she didn't know what it was, and (c) she didn't know where it was.
Though visibly moved by her quivering lips and pathetic story, Tony was not moved to the point of excessive gullibility. Tactfully he pointed out that old men sometimes suffer from delusions.
“He was not old,” Friedl protested.
“Seventy-five?” I suggested.
“Not in his heartâin his love⦔ Friedl covered her face with her hands.
Tony patted her clumsily on the shoulder and gave me a reproachful look. Like all men, he is quite willing to believe that a young and beautiful girl will adore him when he's eighty.
Friedl restrained her grief, which had left not a smudge on her make-up, and proceeded with her story. She had not learned of the treasure until the past spring. It was something her husband had rescued at the end of the war and had kept safely hidden for forty years. Recently, however, he had begun to fear that his enemies had finally tracked him down.
“Enemies?” Tony said. “What enemies?”
Friedl opened her eyes so wide her mascara flaked. “The Russians. The Communists.”
“Oh,” said Tony.
I said, “Bless their red hearts, they make such handy villains.”
The comment passed over, or through, Friedl's head. She went on. Her husband would tell her nothing more for fear of endangering her, and when she suggested that he turn the treasure over to the authoritiesâshe didn't specify which authorities and neither of us pressed herâhe had angrily refused. The treasure was his. It had passed through many hands, the original ownership had always been in dispute, and now it was his by right of possession. He had as much right to it as anyone. He had saved it.
This part of the story had the ring of truth.
Then, late in the fall, Hoffman had changed his mind. His enemies were closing in. He feared for his lifeâand hers. He had spoken of getting in touch with meâwas I sure, absolutely certain, he had not told meâ¦
“I have no idea where it might be,” I said. “That's the truth, Frau Hoffman. Are
you
sure
you
â”
“No. I meanâyes. Would I have called on you for help if I knew?”
The answer to that was so obvious no one felt the need of voicing it. Tony cleared his throat. “Forgive me, FriedlâFrau Hoffmanâ”
She interrupted him, looking up at him from under her lashes and reaching for his hand. “Please, you must not be so formal. We are old friends.”
“Thank you.” Blushing, Tony did not emulate her use of the informal
du
. “I was about to sayâI don't see how we can help you. I must be honest; I am still not convinced your husband wasâerâin his right mind. All this business about Communistsâ”
“Then who was it who shot at Fräulein Bliss?”
“Hmmm,” said Tony.
“And,” Friedl continued, “not long after my adored Anton's death, someone broke into his room and searched it. Several pieces of furniture were smashed to pieces. I thought at the time it was an ordinary thiefâbut after the terrible incident of the shootingâ¦Please, you will not abandon me? You will help me to find it?”
“We'll try,” Tony said dubiously. “Though, with so little to go onâ¦Have the police no idea who could have fired those shots?”
Friedl shrugged. Watching her, I said, “Freddy
isn't on duty today. Has he left town?”
She wasn't as dim as she appearedâor else she had had reason to anticipate the implied accusation. “Are you suggesting it was Freddy? Impossible. My own cousinâ”
“I'd like to talk to him,” I said mildly.
Her eyes fell. “Iâyou cannot. He has gone. There wasâhe hasâsomeone offered him a better position. He was only helping me temporarily.”
“Where has he gone?”
“Zürich.” The answer came so pat that a new-laid egg might have believed it.
“Who is Freddy?” Tony inquired.
“I'll fill you in later,” I promised.
“Freddy had nothing to do with it,” Friedl insisted. “It was the Communists.”
Every time she mentioned Communists, Tony's skepticism level shot up. “We'll try,” he repeated. “If you think of anything else, anything at allâ”
After a further exchange of insincere promises and protestations, we took our leave. I told Tony about Freddy, which seemed to cheer him a little. “Guy sounds like a thug,” he said hopefully. “And his sudden departure is suspicious. Friedl is so trusting, anyone could take advantage of her.”
“Uh-huh,” I said.
It was possibleânot that Friedl was a trusting innocent, but that someone could have tricked her. Her explanation of the destruction of the
Schrank
was feasible, too. I didn't believe it, but it was feasible. I saw no reason to disillusion Tony. He would only have accused me of being catty, jealous, and a few other things.
Freddy's departure was suspicious. He might
have taken fright after the failure of his attack and fled from a possible police investigation. Or, if John's theory was correct, he might have fled from someone else.
Once out of Friedl's cloying presence, Tony's spirits rose. “Communists aside,” he remarked, “her story isn't as unlikely as it sounds. The Nazis were the biggest looters of art objects the world has ever seen. Hitler was collecting for his Sonderauftrag Linz, Göring was collecting for Göring, and everybody else was picking up the leftovers. A lot of the loot ended up in Bavaria; even Göring shipped his treasures to Berchtesgaden when the Russians began to close in on Berlin. Remember the salt mines at Alt Aussee? Over ten thousand paintings, dozens of sculpturesâincluding Michelangelo's
Madonna and Child
âand thousands of minor works. According to one estimate, there were at least two hundred
official
caches of art treasures in southern Germany, and God knows how many unofficial ones. Some have never been found. This prize of Hoffman's needn't be a whole mineful; maybe it's a single piece, something that had special importance to him.”
He was getting uncomfortably close to the truth. I hoped he wouldn't think of looking up Hoffman's name in the professional literature; that would turn his attention away from the paintings-in-the-salt-mine theory, which was where I wanted him to stay. The trouble with my friends, and enemies, is that they are too intelligent.
“It's a hopeless cause, Tony,” I said. “These mountains are like Swiss cheese, full of holes,
caves, and abandoned mines. It could be anywhereâif it exists.”
Tony refused to be discouraged. The prospect of another treasure hunt, and of playing detective, was too exciting. “Don't be such a pessimist. Hoffman must have left some clue. He was an old man; he wouldn't take the chance of its being lost forever.”
We had reached my room. I unlocked the door.
“I wonder how big it is,” Tony mused.
“Bigger than a breadbox,” I offered. “Are you coming in?”
“I have my own room, thank you. Friedl was more than happy to accommodate me.”
He was infuriatingly calm about being exiled from my tempting proximity. In fact, there was a swagger in his step and a certain swing to his shoulders as he walked awayâ¦.
“Tony,” I said gently.
“What?”
“I have a feeling Ann would rate Friedl as a succubus, too.”
Tony's smile was the sublime quintessence of smugness. “Why don't I ask her? I told her I'd call today. So if you'll excuse me for, say, half an hourâmaybe an hour⦔ He disappeared into his room, leaving me to contemplate his closed door and the shame of my evil imagination.
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We decided to drive to Garmisch for dinner. Actually it was I who decided; Tony was in favor of sticking around the hotel, in hopes of God
knows whatâanother attempt on my life, perhaps. I wanted to get away. The town was preying on my nervesânot that it wasn't a nice town, but it was so small. Too small for the three of usâespecially when John was one of the three.
Since it was still early, we poked around the shops for a while, and Tony, who was still smarting from what he considered my treacherous behavior, got his revenge by carrying out an act of atrocity from which I had dissuaded him on several previous occasions. He bought a pair of lederhosen.