Tom Brown's Body (5 page)

'I? Oh, no. I do not need to be lucky. I am good,' said the Tar-Baby simply, his smile widening. He caught Everson's flying foot and landed him flat on his back. 'You should not kick good men. And he
was
drowned.'

'Dash it!' said Everson, rubbing the back of his head. 'He
wasn't
drowned, you ass! He was murdered.'

'Drowned
and
murdered, yes,' agreed the Tar-Baby. 'Drowned
and
murdered, Mr Everson.'

'How do you know? Did Issy tell you?'

'Nobody told me. I found out for myself. Mr Conway was choked round his neck, and then he was put in the water.'

'What water, image?'

'Mr Loveday's bath,' replied the Tar-Baby.

*

'I say,' said Merrys to Skene, 'what are we going to do?'

'Do?' said Skene. 'Be your age. What the hell
can
we do?' He was paler even than usual, and looked dogged. His doughy face was puffy.

'We could say we knew Mr Kay was at that house that night, and was threatening to do someone in.'

'What good would that do? Yes, and where would it land us? Hang it, Conway wasn't murdered at that house! Besides, we don't know anything about the
time!'

'I know. But he was found in Spivvy's garden, and we heard what was said about somebody hanging for somebody.'

'Somebody said Mr Wyck's garden, but it wasn't. As a matter of fact, I heard he'd been drowned in the Roman Bath. He wasn't found in Spivvy's garden at all. So you see that lets Spivvy out.'

'Good Lord, of course it doesn't! If Spivvy did it, the last place he'd choose would be his own garden. Don't be a fool.'

'Well, why does everybody say it
was
Spivvy's garden, then?'

'Because of the blood. I wish we hadn't mentioned murder to Meyrick and Eaves, all the same, though. They'll think we
know
something. And, after all, we don't, really. We can't be
sure
that it was the Spiv who said anything, and, anyhow, it was days ago!'

'I don't like it much, though,' said Merrys. 'Say what you like, Spivvy was there when hanging was being talked about, and it was Spivvy's garden where the blood was found – though chaps still say it was the body. I asked Stallard what would happen next, and he said he supposed the police would have to be brought here.'

'They've been here already. Issy saw them. He sees everything. They'll trace our footprints and the marks of Albert-Edward's bike, I suppose,' said Skene gloomily. 'And there's your beastly fountain pen. If anybody finds
that –
'

'Well, I
did
say I wanted to find it. It was you that –'

'Well, never mind that. It's a beastly nuisance, anyway.'

'Yes, I know. Perhaps I didn't lose it in that garden, after all, though.'

'That wouldn't matter particularly. Wherever it's found, we're sunk. The police are like bloodhounds. They never let go when they've got their teeth in you.'

'That's bulldogs, you fool. Anyway, let's wait till the pen is found. Better still, let's find it ourselves before the police do. Hang it, we've got the start of them. And, whatever you do, don't you go blabbing your head off. It won't do any good, and it'll mean we'll be sacked for certain. And my father's ill. I don't want to go home and say I'm sacked. It'd be perfectly beastly. Swear you'll keep your mouth shut.'

'That's all very well, and of course I shall. But, hang it all, it was
your
idea. I say, that cottage was a bit weird, you know. I heard that a witch lives there, and those women who opened the door were sort of
queer.
Honestly, what do you think we ought to do?'

'Nothing!' said Merrys, too much afraid now to take the risks he had previously advocated. 'It was ages ago, anyway. It couldn't have anything to do with Conway, could it? Do you know what I think? I think that farmer's got something to do with it.'

'What farmer?'

'Why, the one that swore Scrupe had taken one of his cockerels and killed it.'

'Why him? He wouldn't know Conway.'

'Well, Conway sailed into him all right when he went for Scrupe with his cart-whip.'

'I expect he's had his revenge, then.'

'The police will soon find that out. They'll trace his footprints.'

'Do you think footprints would be clear enough, with chaps barging in and out from the gate and all that?'

'There might be blood on his boots.'

'I say, shut up! Look here, let's keep quiet about the cottage. We don't want to get mixed up in things. Murder or no murder, we'd still be sacked if it came out where we'd been. And I don't see why we should tell. It's nothing to do with us, really.'

'As long as Spivvy didn't recognize us we're all right; but the thing is, did he?'

'If only you hadn't been chump enough to wear your school cap and drop your beastly fountain pen!'

'Well, I couldn't help it, you ass!'

'You can be had up for being an accessory, you know,' pursued Skene. 'You can get seven years, I believe.'

'We'll have to chance that. What strikes
me
is that if we go about blabbing we may find ourselves in Queer Street. A bloke who would murder Conway wouldn't be inclined to stick at
us.'

'But you don't honestly think Spivvy did it? Hang it, he wouldn't stand a chance against Conway.'

'Not if Conway knew, but Issy says that Conway didn't know. He was set on and – and finished off, before he knew what was happening. Look here, I'll tell you what! If Spivvy is arrested, we shall know it's all right. But if anybody else is arrested – one of the beaks, I mean – we shall have to tell.'

'You said just now – I thought we agreed –'

'That can't be helped. If somebody got hanged and we hadn't said anything, we'd be murderers ourselves.'

'I wouldn't mind being a murderer. Look at Landru.'

'Well, we'd be just the same as the cads, then.
They
never stick their necks out.'

'Why should
we?'

'Oh, be your age!' said Merrys irritably, already again beginning to regret his unusual lapse into chivalry. 'We've jolly well got to, that's all. Besides' – his face brightened – 'don't you see? Spivvy won't split on us.'

'No, but what about him murdering us?'

'We can't keep on going over that. Are we going to say anything or aren't we?'

'Let's see what happens,' said Skene. Rumours and counter-rumours continued to infest the School. They were not resolved into truth and falsehood until after the report of the inquest, but this was not yet. Mr Kay began to shun his fellow men, and, after dark, he crept down to Mrs Harries's cottage again.

*

Murder is as fashionable a Crime as a Man can be guilty of.

IBID.
(
Act 1, Scene 4
)

'W
ELL,'
said Mr Preedy, the School bursar, 'the police will be here again this afternoon.' He was addressing Mr Reeder and Mr Semple, who had waylaid him on the way out from lunch.

'It was odd about that boy Scrupe,' said Mr Loveday, who had overheard the remark.

'I don't see that at all,' said Mr Mayhew, who was with him; and he launched into a lengthy defence of Scrupe which no one heeded.

'I hope that the police will soon turn their attention from the scene of the crime to the home of its perpetrator,' said the Bursar. 'Not enough is being done by them, in my opinion. Not that I – or, I imagine, any of us – can give them any further information. I'm afraid the whole thing is going to be muddy,
very
muddy. So bad for the School. And I do not see what Mr Wyck is going to say to the boys, yet something must be said to them. That is clear. We can't have them spreading unhealthy rumours. Why, one boy even thought the body had been found in the Headmaster's garden instead of in that of Mr Kay!'

'The whole thing is a damned nuisance,' said Cranleigh, captain of football, to his cronies Keithstone and Murray. 'Just on the eve of the Helston match, of all senseless times to choose for a first-class stink! I suppose the old man will make me scratch, as Conway took some of the games.'

This, however, was the last thought in Mr Wyck's worried mind. Much better, he thought, particularly as it was an away match, to let the School go over to Helston and enjoy themselves. The motor coaches had already been ordered, and the best thing the School could do was to pile into them, get away from a morbid atmosphere for a bit, and shout their heads off on the Helston playing-fields.

'I say, I suppose it's all
right
to have Spey here?' said one infant Helstonian to another. 'As long as they stick to murdering their beaks one doesn't mind much, but supposing they start in on us?'

'You won't be missed,' said his comrade.

*

'We should wish, sir,' said Superintendent Beadle of the county police, 'to leave your boys out of it for the present, and concentrate upon what your gentlemen can tell us.'

'Leave the boys out for the
present?'
said Mr Wyck. 'Oh, but surely, Superintendent, you can dismiss the boys
and
my staff from your enquiry! We have told you all we know, and I am absolutely certain –'

'Quite so, sir,' said the Superintendent, in the comforting tones which the Headmaster already knew so well and was to grow to dislike so much.
'Quite
so. Only, you see, since that affair at –'

'Oh, but that was a Home Office school,' said the Headmaster hastily. 'One can scarcely compare those young hooligans with a school of this type, surely!'

'Boys will be boys, sir. Young savages, most of 'em are. That's our experience, anyway. Get carried away. Panicky. Do anything in the heat of the moment, however much they might come to regret it later on. But at the moment I would like to have another word with your Mr Kay, sir, thanking you, and with your permission.'

Mr Kay, looking hot and bothered in spite of the wintry chill of a bitter November afternoon, faced the Superintendent across the Headmaster's sitting-room carpet.

'Sit down, sir, please,' said the Superintendent kindly. 'Now you say you heard nothing at all after the postman passed your window at about a quarter past nine?'

'Nothing at all, Superintendent.' Mr Kay was emphatic.

'Very well, sir. But it may interest you to know that the postman did not call at the School last night.'

'But I heard the sound of his bicycle wheels on the drive. He went past the windows of my cottage. Yes, and the same thing happened some days ago. I remember it quite distinctly.'

'You may have heard the sound of bicycle wheels, sir, but not those of the postman's bicycle. We have made very careful enquiries, and the postman did not come nearer the School than the Vicarage, a mile and a half away.'

'But I'm
certain
I heard the wheels,' Mr Kay protested. 'Who else could it be but the postman?'

'One of the boys doing a mike?' suggested the Superintendent. 'I suppose they break out sometimes and go on the spree?'

'I shouldn't think so,' said Mr Kay, betraying to the trained eye of the Superintendent distinct traces of nervousness, however. 'Besides, the boys are not allowed to keep bicycles at School.'

'Perhaps one of the servants, then?' suggested the Superintendent.

'I couldn't say. You had better ask the Headmaster.' Mr Kay sounded decidedly flustered now. He had taken a charm off his watch-chain and was twisting it between his thumb and finger.

'I shall do that, sir. Now, your story as to finding the body. You say this was at half-past seven this morning, just as it was beginning to get light. You also say that Mr Semple was with you, and that he may have seen the body before you did.'

'That is so. I was going out for my usual morning exercise. But I've told you all this before.'

'Just so, sir. But a relevant fact might emerge.'

'I don't see how it can,' said Mr Kay, peevishly. 'I've told you every single solitary thing I know. Semple came to call me up – I'd overslept for some reason –'

'For what reason, should you suppose, sir?'

Kay looked baffled and furious.

'How on earth should I know for what reason? My wife not being there to wake me, I suppose,' he answered. 'Anyway, Mr Semple went over to inform Mr Wyck, and that is all I know, except that I first rang up the doctor.'

'You did not touch the body, sir?'

'I told you, last time, that I did not. We all read detective stories nowadays, and naturally I know better than to touch anything. Semple loosened the collar and disclosed the marks on the neck, and there was no sign of the rope with which, presumably, the job was done. Neither have you found that rope in my possession. There really isn't anything else I can do for you.'

'I wonder whether we might have one more look over your cottage, sir, after I have interviewed the other gentlemen?'

'Of course, if you think it's any good.'

'Thank you, sir. Sergeant, get Mr Loveday. You'll be over here at the School for some hours, I take it, sir?'

'For my sins, no doubt I shall,' said Mr Kay.

'Until about six o'clock, sir, may we take it?'

'Oh, yes, until about six this evening. I shan't return to my cottage and destroy all the evidence of my guilt before you get there again,' said Mr Kay irritably. 'Rope doesn't burn very easily.'

The Superintendent smiled indulgently and welcomed Mr Loveday, who nodded briefly to Mr Kay as they passed one another in the doorway.

Mr Loveday had news and views. The latter were ignored, although tactfully, by the Superintendent. The former received consideration.

'Your bicycle, you say, sir? What makes you think it had been tampered with?'

'As soon as I heard of the crime, I set to work to search my premises.'

'Exactly with what object, may I ask, sir?'

'With no particular object. Simply as a precautionary measure.'

'What precautions did you need to take, sir?'

'Come, come, Superintendent. I merely wanted to make certain, I suppose, that my House could present a clean slate.'

'Had you any reason to suppose it would not have been able to do so, sir?'

'No, no, of course not! But there it is. One's natural anxieties as a schoolmaster are not easily grasped by the public.'

'I see, sir. You searched your premises and discovered that someone had tampered with your bicycle. I need hardly remind you, sir, that this piece of evidence may be of the utmost importance. Mr Kay heard a bicycle going past his cottage at a time when no bicycle, so far as we can find out, had any reason to be doing so. What led you to suppose that your machine had been used, sir?'

'Well,' said Mr Loveday judicially, 'I
think –
perhaps I had better confine myself to that verb – I
think
that my tyres were in perfect order when last I used the bicycle, but there is no doubt that the back tyre has now sustained a severe puncture. My knife-and-boot boy – an expert in his way – has diagnosed the rent in the outer cover as having been caused by a large nail.'

'Indeed, sir? May I ask how long it is since you yourself used the machine?'

'Oh, I could hardly say. In 1945, perhaps.'

The Superintendent shook his head.

'Unless you've more evidence than that to offer me, sir, I'm afraid I could scarcely regard it as certain that your bicycle had been used.'

'I applaud your caution, Superintendent. My additional evidence is that my knife-and-boot boy swears that the machine was not where he left it; also, I myself can declare to having seen three sets of tyre marks on the dust of the floor in the shed where the bicycle is stored, proving that it had, at any rate, been moved.'

'Interesting, sir, and I don't say not valuable. But perhaps I could speak to the servant in question later on, and also have a look at the machine.'

'Of course,' said Mr Loveday. 'Still, one cannot quite believe that the miscreant who killed poor Conway would have required to cycle to the School gate and back. It is not a very great distance.'

The Superintendent agreed, and recalled Mr Kay.

'Look here,' Mr Kay began angrily.

'There is just one point, sir,' said the Superintendent smoothly. 'It seems you heard this bicycle going past your windows at, roughly, nine-fifteen. Now, sir, when did you hear that bicycle coming back?'

'Not at all. Besides, you are assuming that it was going
away
from School when I heard it. I simply heard it pass, that's all. For all I know, it might have been going
towards
the School.'

'I take it that you remained in your cottage from then on, sir?'

'Certainly,' said Mr Kay, showing no hesitation and looking the Superintendent firmly in the eye.

'You are quite sure, sir?'

'Of course I'm sure! What do you take me for? – a cat on the tiles?'

The Superintendent, who, so far, had left all note-taking to the sergeant, now discomfited the witness by taking out his own notebook from some secret pocket and recording this answer in longhand.

'I should wish you to read that over, sir,' he said impressively, 'and sign it, if you will be so good.' He offered the notebook to the Schoolmaster. Mr Kay made no attempt to take it.

'I shan't sign anything whatsoever,' he said flatly, 'except in the presence of a solicitor. You can't make me do so, and I protest at being asked.'

'Very good, sir. Perhaps you would just give me your opinion, then, by word of mouth, that I have written down your words as you would wish them to be used in evidence.'

'If you are charging me, you had better do so in a proper manner,' said Mr Kay.

'Come, come, sir,' said the Superintendent briskly. 'I'm sorry to have offended you. I can take it as definite, then, that you heard the sound of a bicycle at about nine-fifteen, but nothing later, and that you did not leave your cottage until half-past seven in the morning?'

'Exactly right,' said Mr Kay, very shortly.

'In that case, sir,' said the Superintendent smoothly, 'was old Mrs Harries mistaken in thinking that you visited her cottage last night between the hours of ten o'clock and one?'

'Yes,' said Mr Kay. 'I don't know any Mrs Harries. She sounds to me like a criminal lunatic. Did she give you my name?'

'No, sir. But the description fits, and we do happen to know you weren't at home at half-past ten last night because one of the other gentlemen came to borrow a book from you, and another of the gentlemen accompanied him,'

'I must have been asleep when they knocked,' said Mr Kay, suddenly wiping his face, a sign of agitation which impressed the Superintendent deeply.

'Very good, sir,' he said woodenly. Mr Kay wiped his forehead again when the Superintendent had gone. He did not go far, however. He went to interview Jack the Ripper, alias William Dobbs.

'Ah. Bin rode, that there boike had. Put moi 'and on she and I knows,' said Dobbs, without hesitation. 'Ride her moiself I 'ave, see?'

The kinaesthetic sense was no new thing to the Superintendent. He believed in it. It was not concrete evidence, to be sure, but he did not need to have read John Drink-water's
Little Johnny
to feel certain that touch can be, at times and with certain persons, one of the least deceptive of the senses. He understood, that Dobbs had 'borrowed' the bicycle and ridden it on more than one occasion.

'O.K., Dobbs,' he said briskly. 'I believe you.'

'So well you moight,' said the redoubtable William, 'bein' as 'ow I knows.'

'Well, now for the bicycle shed,' said the Superintendent. But the shed yielded nothing in the way of concrete evidence. There was no doubt that the bicycle had been moved. For one thing, Mr Loveday and Dobbs had both moved it during their amateur investigation of the crime. Whether it had been moved on the night of Mr Conway's death was, in the opinion of the Superintendent, incapable of direct proof. He put away his notebook and went back to Mr Kay's cottage.

Mr Kay's cottage still yielded no surprises, and was in no way remarkable, except that it was on the telephone. It did appear, however, that Mrs Kay occupied a bedroom on the first floor, whereas Mr Kay had a bed in his study on the ground floor. The Superintendent, naturally, made no reference to this domestic arrangement, but he tabulated it mentally all the same.

'And now, sir,' he said to the fermenting Mr Kay whom once again he had recalled for questioning, 'I must ask you one thing which, don't misunderstand me, I shall be putting to every one of the scholastic gentlemen in turn, including, I may say, the Headmaster himself. What were your relations with the deceased?'

'With the – oh, I don't know.' Mr Kay looked suddenly troubled, but he did not hesitate. 'Not altogether happy, I'm afraid. He had a sharp tongue, and I'm by way of being a bit of a black sheep here, of course.'