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Authors: Jennifer Coburn

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“I know I don’t have to, but I kind of like it,” I said, staring into her smooth and youthful eyes. “You know, you really are a beautiful girl.”

“I know, I know, if only I didn’t wear all this eyeliner and pale foundation, right? How many times do I have to hear this?”

“I wasn’t going to say that, Paige,” I said. “Jesus, you’re an edgy little thing. I just said you’re beautiful, that’s all. Calm down, child.”

We laughed.

“How are you doing, anyway?” Paige asked. “Did that dickhead ever come crawling back to you?”

“Paige!” I said in mock horror. “That’s no way to speak about our father.”

“Can we keep in touch when I go to Rhode Island?” Paige asked.

“I’d love that.”

* * *

Father drove me back to the city that night after my multiple refusals and offers to take the train home. When we pulled up to my apartment, Father got quiet. “There’s something I want to give you, Prudence,” he said solemnly. He reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a small jewelry box with a small note attached. I opened the box and inside was a tiny gold necklace with a coin-sized dream catcher with a diamond caught in its web. His card read, “To my first Indian Princess.”

Do not cry,
I urged myself. But it was too late.

I hugged him with my entire body for the first time in so long, it took me back to my twelfth Christmas when I leapt into his arms after he wheeled out my banana seat bike with metallic pink plastic fringes coming from the handle bars. The insides of my arms cried over the familiar feel of Father’s broad shoulders pressed against them. My face brushed against his sandpaper jaw. I noticed he’d changed colognes since the last time I was close enough to smell him.

“I feel terrible,” I said. “I can’t believe I’m getting a Father’s Day gift from my father. This is almost embarrassing. I didn’t get you anything.”

“You have no idea what you’ve given me,” he smiled.

* * *

The next week Reilly called me at the office and asked if he could swing by to drop off something. I assumed it was our certificate of divorce when I saw him at my office door holding a white envelope. We sat across from each other at my desk, his forearm resting comfortably on it. Reilly picked up my glass paperweight and held it to his eye, making him look like a fish.

“I’ve got something for you, Prudence,” he began.

“So you said.”

“When I tell you that I wasn’t the perfect husband, please don’t for a minute assume that I’m suggesting you were in any way, shape or form the perfect wife,” he smiled. “At the same time, I’ve come to realize that there’s a lot more I could have done to make you happy in our marriage. I don’t know how many times you asked me to take you to Italy, but I never really listened. I’m sure it will give you a great sense of comfort to know that I will never do that with Sarah. When she tells me something is important to her, I’m going to pay attention this time.”

“So happy I could be the one you made your mistakes with,” I laughed.

“Look, you’re hardly one to talk. Let me finish, though. As a thank you for introducing me to Sarah, and as a long-overdue apology for dragging you to Club Wed for our honeymoon, I wanted to give you this,” Reilly said, tossing the envelope onto my desk.

I opened the white linen envelope to find one first-class ticket to Rome on Air Italia. “I couldn’t buy the ticket for Surfer Boy, Prudence. I am just not that big a man,” he said. “You’ve got money. You can take care of his airfare. You can use this ticket anytime and the return is open-ended.”

“Reilly,” I said softly, “I really don’t deserve this.”

“You know, Prudence, you really do,” Reilly said, scrunching his mouth. “I got your reply card for the wedding and it said you’re bringing Jennifer. It’ll be good to see her. Please tell her to try not to outdress the bride, okay?”

I decided I would leave for Rome the day after Reilly and Sarah’s wedding. My schedule had already been cleared for a six-week leave for my honeymoon, and summer would be a perfect time to explore Italy on my own.

“Reilly, I don’t know how I can thank you for this,” I said.

“Just be at the wedding and have a good time,” he said lightly. “When you’re in Italy, you might send us a postcard too.”

“Hey, I’ve got a fun idea, Reilly!” I said. “Considering how you and Sarah met, what do you think about breaking tradition and having me walk you down the aisle and give
you
away?”

He laughed. “Cute, but I think we’re going to do things our own way. Just come and be a guest. You’re not going to be center stage on this one,” he winked before turning to leave. “Prudence, I don’t have any regrets about the time we spent together or how it ended.”

“Get out of here,” I said, tossing a piece of crumpled paper at him. “If you’re any more charming, I’m going to start having regrets, so get going.”

The door closed and I jumped on my desktop yelling “I’m going to Italy!” like the Super Bowl quarterbacks who tell the cameras they’re headed to Disneyland. “Italy, baby!” I shouted and jumped with my hands in the air. Then I remembered my glass walls and noticed my officemates staring at me. “I’m going to Italy,” I told them with exaggerated pronunciation so they could read my lips. “Italy,” I said again. “Europe, Italy.” No cheers or thumbs up through the glass. Fuck ’em, I’m going to Italy, I thought, then continued my Italian desk dance.

After a few minutes, I e-mailed Jennifer, Sophie and Chad.

Can you guys meet for dinner tonight? Bon Voyage to me because I am going to Italy. Italy, baby! It-a-ly. Bar 89? Seven-thirty. Next week I’m taking off for the entire summer, so please, please, please join me for my send-off. Boyfriends welcome. P.S. I love you guys!

The night before Reilly’s wedding, I cried as I packed for Italy. I knew that Matt and I wouldn’t have worked out, but my heart still broke at the thought that I should have been packing for our honeymoon. Then I remembered that in just two days, I would be on my way to Italy and not the Czech Republic. That took some of the sting out.

Chapter 41

Which brings me to today. It is my thirty-seventh birthday, and I am waiting for my suitcases to arrive in the busy Rome airport. Last week at dinner Jennifer, Sophie and Chad gave me their shopping lists of things they want me to pick up in Italy. I will send back a hand-blown glass vase for Sophie. Jennifer and Chad both want leather. Nothing specific, just leather. “You’ll know it when you see it,” Chad assured me. “You know me, simple and elegant,” Jennifer laughed.

I did hear from Matt one last time before I left. Just this morning as I was headed out the door for the airport, he called. Thankfully, I was running late and decided to screen the call. I heard his voice blasting through my darkened loft as I stood at the top of the staircase with my suitcases. “Malone, it’s me. I miss you. Can we talk it over?” Then his real agenda. “Oh yeah, by the way, can you tell me which insurance company you got me that liability policy from? We are getting sued after all, and a year’s worth of work is going to go totally down the tube if they get an injunction against the film. Plus, the legal fees alone are going to wipe me out. If they get a judgment, I’ll be completely screwed.”

Thankfully, my answering machine only takes messages for thirty seconds, and cut him off. My impulse was to run to the phone and return his call, but I decided against it. I was already late for check-in and there was no way I was going to miss this flight. Besides, Matt’s a smart guy. Sooner or later, he’ll remember that the policy was through State Farm. And when he does, he will thank me, just as I’d predicted. Not because the policy will do him any good, of course. I canceled it the day after he broke off our engagement. He will thank me for really listening to him. Matt told me that the insurance policy was an insult, and I didn’t want to offend him any further.

* * *

Somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, the guy in the seat across my aisle started making flirty eyes at me. I made them back and silently encouraged him to move to the empty seat next to me. He smiled shyly. I was appalled at myself for returning the advances of a man who is so young I’d have to check his ID before sleeping with him. He is tan with blond curly hair, and undoubtedly used his masculine charms to weasel his way into first class today.

Soon he was in the seat next to me drinking Chianti while I sipped a tall glass of milk. In a thick Italian accent, he said, “Pardon me, signorina, but I couldn’t help noticing your beautiful blue eyes.”

“Contacts,” I said.

“’Scuse me?” he looked puzzled.

“Thank you,” I said instead of clarifying. “I’m Prudence, Prudence Malone. And you are?”

“Very much happy that I am sitting in the first class today, Miss Prudence Malone,” he smiled. “I am Gianni Cipriani. This is your first journey to Italy?”

I nodded. “I’ve dreamt of coming here all my life.”

“Then both of our dreams is coming true today, Prudence,” he said.

“How old are you, Gianni?”

“Twenty —” he said.

I waited for the second half of that number, but that was it.

“Do you know how old I am?” I asked.

“Twenty?” he smiled.

“No, how old
I
am?” I said.

“I am making the joke,” he said. “I know you are the older woman, but I hope you give me the chance to win your affections, Prudence Malone.”

Why in good God’s name has it taken me so long to get to Italy?!

Gianni and I spent the rest of the flight to Rome talking about art, Italy and New York. As it turns out, he is an art history major at NYU, and was on his way home to spend the summer with his family in Tuscany. “Prudence, let us spend the summer together. I will show you Italy you do not see as the tourist. My family will be so happy to have you stay at our summer villa, and I will show you the country, the museums, the beaches. I have the convertible car and we can drive the country. We have a wonderful time together.”

Is this kid serious?! On the other hand, driving around Italy in a convertible with my hair blowing in the breeze sounded awfully tempting
.

“You’re very sweet Gianni, and I’m flattered by the offer, really, but I promised to spend my time with someone very important in Italy, and I need to keep that promise.”

He tucked his head into his chest and glanced up at me sadly. “I see,” he said. Then I realized he was still flirting.

“Tell you what, Gianni,” I offered. “Why don’t you give me your phone number, and when I’m getting ready to leave in August, I’ll give you a call. If you still want to show me around, we can do it, do that, I mean. We can have dinner.”

As we landed in Rome, I tucked Gianni’s telephone number in my wallet and made my way to the car rental desk. I struggled with my Italian as the clerk smiled. “Can I assist you in English?” he asked. He typed my name into the computer and confirmed my reservation. “Here you go,” he said, handing me the keys to my rental car.

“Actually,” I hesitated, “I’d like a convertible.”

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Tales From the Crib

Chapter One

I wasn’t entirely surprised when Jack said he wanted a divorce. Our marriage had been rocky for the last few years. On another day, it might have been me asking to end the relationship. But on this day, Jack’s timing couldn’t have been worse. I knew we had serious problems, but this wasn’t the ideal moment to call it quits.

We’d been to marriage counseling, taken several unsuccessful weekend getaways and even, embarrassed as I am to admit, enrolled in a Tantra class together. Each was more of a disaster than the other.

Our therapist actually dumped us after six months. I never knew they could do that, but one day we showed up at Dr. Lee’s office and he wasn’t there. There was no note, no apologetic phone call, no explanation whatsoever. I called three times to try to reschedule, but Dr. Lee never returned any of my calls. I knew he wasn’t dead because a few months later I saw him at the movie theatre with two young boys I assumed were his sons. I know he saw me because he self-consciously snapped his head in the opposite direction and sped away. Jack didn’t seem at all bothered by Dr. Lee’s disappearing act. He said he was probably just busy and would get to us when he had time. Why do men think this modus operandi is acceptable in every context? I needed a real patient-therapist break-up. Who was Dr. Lee so busy with anyway? Other couples with more interesting problems than ours? Couples he thought had a fighting chance at marital success? Loath as I am to admit this, I once drove by Dr. Lee’s office and tried to peek in the window to see the other couple he was counseling. My near miss of a parked car scared me away from future stalking of my unfaithful ex-therapist.

The weekend getaways were so full of promise, I still wonder how they went so wrong. Actually, that’s not true. I can plainly recall the points when our romantic weekends soured. Every trip has a few glitches, and depending on the state of the relationship, these snafus can either bring a couple together or drive them to each other’s throats. I know a couple who was kidnapped on their honeymoon in Mexico. Five years later, they still admiringly recount how cool the other was under pressure. “Carl is fluent in Spanish, so he was able to negotiate with the kidnappers,” Audrey sighs. “Oh no,” Carl always protests. “If it weren’t for your suggestion that they take your grandmother’s ring, we would have never gotten out of there alive.” They’ve recalled this nightmare a dozen times and still tell it as though it’s a great love story. I’m happy for them, really. It’s just a depressingly stark contrast to Jack and my lemon oil incident during our last romantic weekend together. I’ll get to that in a moment.

My friend Zoe recommended a Tantra class for Jack and me. She said that she and her boyfriend took the workshop and suddenly became amazingly in synch with each other. “Mind blowing doesn’t even begin to describe the sex I had with Paul this weekend,” Zoe said, as she rested her exhausted head blissfully into her hands. “Everyone I know who has taken this class says it has completely and totally transformed their relationship,” Zoe promised. Since Jack and my 14-year marriage had disintegrated to a veritable piece of shit, a complete transformation sounded like just what we needed.

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