The War That Came Early: Coup d'Etat (43 page)

And Stas had no idea if any bombs had come down in the trenches where men huddled. He also had no idea where the squadron would fly its next mission from. He was sure of only one thing: it wouldn’t be from here, not for a while.

LITTLE BY LITTLE
,
Narvik improved as a U-boat base. As far as torpedoes and diesel fuel and repair
facilities went, there had never been anything wrong with it. You couldn’t take on as much fresh food there as you could at a base in Germany or even farther south in Norway. That made the ratings grumble—it made Julius Lemp grumble, too—but it wasn’t the end of the world.

But a U-boat base, a proper U-boat base, didn’t just tend to the boats. It also took care of the men who sailed them. When
sailors came back from a long, uncomfortable cruise where, like as not, their lives had been in deadly danger, they wanted to blow off steam. They
needed
to blow off steam. They wanted good booze and bad women. Bad booze would do in a pinch, but good women were right out.

In Germany and the Low Countries, of course, there were brothels in towns full of sailors. People in those towns might not
have been proud of that, but they understood it was part of the way things worked.

Norway was different. The locals didn’t even approve of drinking. Like America, the country went through a spasm of prohibition after the last war, though Norway gave up on it in 1926.

As for friendly fornication, or even fornication for hire … Narvik wasn’t a big city like the ports farther south. You couldn’t
be a whore here without all of your neighbors knowing and most of them disapproving.
Narvik was probably a nice place for kids to grow up (assuming they didn’t freeze to death or go berserk during a long winter night), but the town had never heard of privacy.

Drinking at clubs supported by the
Kriegsmarine
took the edge off the one problem. The authorities didn’t seem to know what to do about
the other.

“I’ll tell you what to do, by God,” Lemp said to the base commandant after the U-30 came back from its latest cruise in the Arctic Ocean. “Bring in enough girls from Germany to keep the crews happy.”

The commandant was a commander named Robert Eichenlaub. He outranked Lemp, but the U-boat skipper was irked enough not to care. And being sure they’d never promote him again because of
his earlier foul-ups gave him an odd advantage. He was free to speak his mind. Unless he got himself chucked in the brig, they couldn’t do anything to him worse than what they were already doing.

Commander Eichenlaub looked pained. “It’s not so easy as you make it sound,
Lieutenant
.” He bore down on Lemp’s rank, trying to put him in his place.

Lemp was in no mood to let him get away with that.
“Why not,
Commander
?” He bore down on the commandant’s rank just as hard. “You can get volunteers in Kiel or Wilhelmshaven and ship them up. Or you can just grab some. They’re only prostitutes, for heaven’s sake.” By the way he talked about them, they might have been gaskets or valves or anything else you requisitioned from the quartermaster. That was how he thought of them, too.

“It wouldn’t
work. We don’t even have female secretaries here—and if we did, they wouldn’t want to associate with the working girls,” Eichenlaub said. “Neither would the Norwegians.”

“I’ll bet some of them would,” Lemp retorted shrewdly—and lewdly.

“No doubt—but that doesn’t help us, either,” Commander Eichenlaub said.

“So you’re worried about keeping the whores comfortable and happy, then,” Lemp said.

“They may be whores, Lieutenant, but they’re also human beings,” Eichenlaub answered.

“How about worrying about keeping my men comfortable and
happy, then?” Lemp snarled. “They may be U-boat sailors, Commander, but they’re also human beings, too. I’m pretty sure about most of them, anyway.”

They glared at each other. Maybe Commander Eichenlaub wasn’t sure why Lemp seemed immune to disapproval
from on high, but he could see that the junior officer was. He didn’t like it, either. “I know the U-boat service takes wild men, Lemp, but you go over the line,” he said, his voice starchy with distaste.

“Why? Because I’m trying to make my men think this is a place they might want to come back to, not Dachau with polar bears?” Lemp said.

“That will be quite enough, Lieutenant Lemp. A note on
this conversation will go into your file,” the commandant snapped.

Lemp left. But he left laughing, which was bound to delight Eichenlaub all the more.

The U-30’s diesels were getting an overhaul. That, the base at Narvik could handle. Lemp went out to the docks to see how things were going. He found that another U-boat had come in while he was having his useless discussion with Commander Eichenlaub.
He’d known the skipper, a short—and short-tempered—fellow named Hans-Dieter Kessler, for a long time.

“Here we are. Happy day!” Kessler said. “This place is a goddamn morgue. It’s an icebox even in the summertime—it sticks us on a shelf and freezes us out of the fun.”

“What fun?” Lemp asked.

“Good point!” Kessler agreed. “They ought to do something about it. Either that or they ought to give
us enough leave so we can go down to some place where they remember how to have a good time.”

Julius Lemp smiled a slow, conspiratorial smile. “Why don’t you go tell the commandant exactly what you think, Hans-Dieter?”

Kessler cocked his head to one side and studied his fellow skipper. “What? You think I fucking won’t? You think I don’t have the balls?”

“No, I think you will, and I know damn
well you’ve got the balls,” Lemp answered truthfully. “And I think Commander Eichenlaub needs to know I’m not the only guy who figures his men get a raw deal every time they have to put in here. He may not want to listen to you once you get going.”

“Aha!” Kessler pounced. “So you just reamed him out, did you?”

“Who, me?” Lemp said. Kessler laughed. He headed off toward Eichenlaub’s office with
purposeful strides. Of course, he had more of a career to lose than Lemp did. He’d never been so careless as to sink an American liner by mistake. The powers that be might still visit higher rank upon him.

Lemp climbed the iron ladder to the top of the U-30’s conning tower, then descended into the submarine’s hull. They’d had all the hatches open for days, airing the boat out. They’d cleaned
in there as they never could at sea. And she still stank. The reeks of diesel fuel and puke and sour piss and unwashed men and stale food were in her paint, or more likely in her steel.

He liked the mechanics working on her engines. They reminded him of his own ratings: they were utterly indifferent to spit and polish, foulmouthed, and damn good at what they did.

An enormous brawl broke out
that night in one of the taverns the
Kriegsmarine
maintained. For a while, it was touch and go whether the shore patrolmen would be able to put it down. One of them had to fire a shot in the air to make the drunken, riotous sailors pay attention to him and his comrades. Not a few men from the U-30 distinguished themselves—if that was the word—in the action.

Commander Eichenlaub wasted no time
summoning Lemp back to his office. “Do you know how much damage your, your hooligans—your barbarians—have done?” the commandant snarled.

“Not to the pfennig, sir,” Lemp answered. “I do know”—expecting the summons, he’d made a point of ascertaining—“they weren’t the only U-boat’s crew in the scuffle. Are you calling in the other skippers, too?”

“Scuffle? Sweet Jesus Christ! It was about three
centimeters this side of an insurrection! And never mind the other skippers. I’m talking to you.” But Eichenlaub suddenly didn’t sound so self-righteous. Lemp knew he’d made a shrewd guess.

“Yes, sir,” he said, his voice mild as boiled milk.

Eichenlaub told him he was a bad boy, and that he commanded a pack of savages. Lemp nodded, not without pride. The commandant
fretted and fumed till he
got it out of his system. Lemp knew it wouldn’t come to anything in the end. He saluted and left. As far as he was concerned, the unhappy sailors had made his point for him better than he could have done himself.

“IT’S A BOY!”
Chaim Weinberg passed out cigars—harsh, twisted, coal-black cheroots, which were what he could get—to the Abe Lincolns in the trenches northwest of Madrid. The news had
just come up from the city. He swigged from a flask of brandy, too, and offered it to his buddies along with the stogies.

“What are you gonna name the little bastard?” Mike Carroll asked.

“He’s no bastard. We did it by the numbers, La Martellita and me,” Chaim said.

“If you didn’t do it by the numbers, you wouldn’t’ve knocked her up,” Mike said. “And I don’t care if you and her did tie the
knot. Any kid of yours is bound to be a bastard, right?”

“Ahh, your mother,” Chaim growled, and started on down the trench. He would have tried to murder a lot of guys who said anything like that. But he and Mike had been in Spain together a hell of a long time. If anybody’d earned the right to razz him, Carroll was the guy.

“Hey, wait a second!” he called after Chaim. “What
are
you gonna name
him?”

“Carlos Federico Weinberg,” Chaim answered. “Isn’t that the goddamnedest handle you ever heard? His mother wanted to name him for Marx and Engels, and how could I tell her no?”

“Wouldn’t be easy,” Mike agreed. Unspoken in the air between them floated the thought that you’d probably get purged if you tried to tell a Party functionary she couldn’t name her son for Communism’s founding fathers.
Carroll did ask, “What would you have called it if it was a girl?”

“Carla Federica.” Chaim spread his hands, as if to say
What can you do?
When La Martellita made up her mind, it was by God made up. Nothing this side of the end of the world would make her change it—and maybe not that, either.

“Well,
mazel tov
,” Mike said. Where did he pick up the Yiddish? Probably from Chaim. He found one more
question before his buddy went away. “How come you don’t look happier, man?”

“Oh, I’m happy. I just didn’t tell my face about it.” As if to prove as much, Chaim took a big gulp from the flask. Then he got out of there in a hurry, before Mike could ask him anything else he didn’t want to answer.

La Martellita hadn’t married him because she loved him. No matter how drunk he got, he knew better
than that. She’d married him so her kid would have a name—a curiously Catholic notion in a staunch Red, but there you were. And here Chaim was. Carlos Federico Weinberg had his name, all right.

Which meant … what? Chaim knew too goddamn well what it meant. It meant La Martellita didn’t need him for anything at all any more. Divorce had been next to impossible in pre-Republican Spain. In the parts
of the country Marshal Sanjurjo ruled, it still was. In the Republic, it was easy as pie.

So Chaim figured the next piece of news he got from Madrid would be that La Martellita was dropping him like a live grenade. If she hadn’t got so drunk she needed him to get her back to her flat, if she hadn’t been so drunk she didn’t say no when things went on from there …

Ah, c’mon, you
shlemiel.
You
knew this wasn’t gonna have a Hollywood ending even while you were
shtupping
her
. Chaim nodded. Yeah, he’d known, all right. He just hadn’t given a rat’s ass. And he couldn’t think of any man who would have when he poised himself between her open legs, either.

So this is what you bought, dumbfuck
. He nodded again, and answered his scolding self:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but now I’m doing the paying,
goddammit
.

Well off to the left, an enormous report rang out. Chaim nodded again, this time in mere recognition: that was the crazy Czech who went sniping with his antitank rifle. He was a pretty good guy, which didn’t mean he wasn’t
meshuggeh
. You had to be nuts to lug that huge, heavy hunk of almost-artillery across half of Europe. All the same, Chaim hoped he’d hit whatever he was aiming at.
He also hoped the Fascist on the receiving end was at least a major.

The bastard must have been, and that Czech must have blown his reactionary head off, too. The Nationalists didn’t get their knickers in such a twist when a sniper exterminated one of their ordinary assholes. Machine guns sprayed sudden death toward the Republican positions. A moment later, Sanjurjo’s big guns started shelling
the Republican trenches. The Fascists wanted payback, and they wanted it bad.

Chaim didn’t want to be part of the payback. He dove into a scrape someone had dug in the forward wall of the trench. It wasn’t a proper bombproof, but it was better than nothing. If a 105 came down right on top of it … Chaim made himself not think about that. Getting buried alive wasn’t the way he wanted to cash in
his chips.

If the Nationalists followed up the shelling with an infantry attack, he was in more trouble than he knew what to do with. He didn’t have his rifle with him. He had the brandy and cigars instead. Would one of Sanjurjo’s men take a cigar in exchange for not bayoneting him? They didn’t make deals like that, sad to say.

But the Nationalists would have taken casualties in an infantry
attack. They didn’t want that. They wanted to dish them out so they could avenge whichever officer the Czech had potted with his honking big rifle.

They got what they wanted, too. Wounded Abe Lincolns screamed and moaned. Some were Americans, some the Spaniards who filled out the ranks of all the International Brigades these days. All wounded men sounded pretty much the same, regardless of country
or politics.

In a rational world, something like that would convince people all men were brothers. They wouldn’t try to kill one another any more. But who ever said the world was rational? And even being brothers might not make men like each other any better. Look what Cain did to Abel, after all.

Chaim shook his head. The Bible was just another book of myths and superstitions. There never were
any such people as Cain and Abel. He had no trouble believing that with the top part of his mind. The part with roots down to the core of him, the part that wasn’t Marxist-Leninist, had other ideas.