The Tome of Bill (Book 6): Half A Prayer (48 page)

Goddamn it. Would any vampires even fucking believe me if I tried?

Sally? Maybe if she ever found all her missing marbles.

Gan? Fuck, she was so insanely infatuated I could have told her I hated corn and she’d have run off to Kansas and killed every farmer in sight. That was about it, though. At the end of the day, anyone else who had doubts would probably keep their mouths shut and toe the party line. “So, I’m fucked.”

“That depends on one’s point of view. I still have use for your power. I suspect the beast inside of you merely slumbers, waiting for the right moment to awaken. We have lost much today, so I do not feel particularly selfish in claiming you as a prize.”

I backed up a step. Oh crap.

“I believe an appropriate penance will be for you to resume your training from before you escaped the Chateau.”

“What are you...?”

“Hush, child,” he said dismissively to Sally before addressing me again. “Despite being under no pretense to do so, I will also grant you the boon of clemency I promised. It will be painless for your human friend and the Icon.”

I raised an eyebrow to that.

“The witch,” he continued, “sadly, she did not survive the battle, a story which will appease her people. As for the
oddity
, he warrants further study.”

“I won’t...”

“You will not what? Let me? Boy, you are alone against the First of the First. You have no chance of escape, no hope of victory, and no allies to call upon.”

I brought up a hand and began to rub my right arm as if massaging my sore muscles. He was right on those first two, but maybe not so on the last.

* * *

“Only use it if you get in trouble.”

“I’m not bringing you into a fight. That’s final.”

“Fine, then use it after you find Sally. That’ll be our cue to get out of here.”

That, I happily agreed to.

Christy had pulled me aside before Gan and I had left. I figured it was to wish me luck, thus I was a bit taken aback when she rolled up her sleeve and cut her wrist using a sliver of broken glass she’d procured from somewhere.

“What the hell are you doing?” I whispered. “I’m fine now. You don’t have to worry about me...”

“Relax; I’m not. That room is warded. I can’t send us to your location while we’re inside, but that also means I won’t be able to scry on you either to see if you’re okay. I think this will get through, though.”

As I raised a quizzical eyebrow, she dipped one finger into the blood and began to trace a symbol onto her forearm with it.

“I repeat, what are you doing?”

“Blood magic, similar to the wards I set up while you were at Sheila’s place. Not my specialty, mind you. Most of it is used for...not very nice things, but I know a few tricks. It’s powerful stuff; should be enough to get through even in there. Roll up your sleeve.”

“Why?”

“Just do it and don’t argue.” Her voice had the tone of someone who would be just as happy to flash fry me than receive “no” for an answer.

“Okay, okay...” I did as she asked, ready for her to slice me too, but she merely repeated the action with her blood, drawing a matching symbol on me. “This isn’t going to burn off my arm or anything, is it?”

“Hopefully not.”

Yeah, that filled me with all sorts of confidence. I took a moment to look over what she had traced on my forearm. Odd - it looked vaguely familiar, as if I’d seen it or something similar before. I told her as much.

“Oh?” she asked, surprised. “You can read Enochian?”

“Enochian?”

“Angelic script.” Seeing my eyebrows arch, she explained, “It’s just called that. It’s the secret language of spell crafters. We’ve used it for thousands of years. As for the angel part, you get a few normal people who see it written down, then watch us do our thing and they tend to jump to conclusions.”

“Oh, that’s kinda...disappointing.”

“Real life often is, compared to fantasy.”

I held my tongue from asking if that applied to Tom too. I had a feeling that would just get me another harsh glare. “So what’s it do?”

“If something happens or you need us, smudge the symbol. It’s my blood, so the sister ward on my arm will instantly react to it. Assuming those monsters aren’t busy battering down our door, we can step outside and I can bring us right to you.”

“It’s too dangerous,” I protested, which brought us full circle to Christy’s plan for using it as our signal to vamoose.

* * *

Alex took another step toward me and I continued pretending to scratch an itch that wasn’t there. I hated to bring my friends here, as this was even worse than the potential danger I’d been trying to avoid, but it sounded like they were up shit’s creek anyway. Better to face our fate together than alone and not knowing what had happened to each other. Hopefully, they’d even agree with that logic.

I glanced over at Sally. Her eyes met mine and she inclined her head apologetically, not that I blamed her. There were some fights you took your chances with and others...well, others, you stepped aside rather than get steamrolled. At least she didn’t look happy about things.

Come on, now’s not the time to take the scenic route.

“I will offer you this, Freewill. Come with me now and I shall ensure the circumstances surrounding your arrival and detention are not entirely unpleasant.”

“It can either be the easy way or the hard way, eh?” A twinkle of light appeared in my periphery, growing quickly until it surrounded us all.
Finally!
“Think I’ll choose the hard way.”

The lights coalesced into the forms of my friends. Even better, they were smart enough to realize they were probably heading into unfriendly territory. Christy and Sheila both materialized with their powers aglow around them - ready to rumble if necessary. Awesome!

“You rang?” Tom asked jovially - the doofus.

Probably my favorite part, though, was the momentary look of surprise that appeared on Alex’s face. It wasn’t much, appearing for just a moment, but I’d finally done something he hadn’t been anticipating. I could die happy now, although, hopefully, that wouldn’t be the case.

His eyes narrowed. Sheila and Christy had appeared on opposite sides, flanking him. Tom and Ed...well, they were smart enough to step back upon catching sight of who we were facing off against.

“Do you think this changes your fate in the slightest?” Alex asked smugly.

“I think this is us taking our fate into our own hands,” Sheila replied, the white glow around her strong and steady.

Christy had appeared closest to Sally. She glanced at me and then at my partner. “You two okay?”

“Been a bit of a day,” I replied.

When Sally didn’t immediately answer, Christy hesitantly asked, “Sally?”

“The lights are on...” I commented.

“Fuck you, cock,” Sally spat.

“As amusing as it is to allow you the illusion of superior positioning here,” Alex said, “it is time to end this farce.” He smiled and opened his mouth.

I felt the familiar sensation in the back of my skull, but where before it was usually a tingling, now began the tremblings of an earthquake - one that had the potential to shake my skull apart. Alex was about to send out a compulsion, one with everything he had by the feel of it.

Oh fuck!

“Lord Alexander!” a voice shouted from down the hall, startling us all.

Just as quickly as it’d started, the tingle died down as all of us, the mighty lord of the Draculas included, turned to find James striding down the hall in our direction. At his side were both Vargas and - of course - Gan. Two dozen vampire guards, with a few oddball creatures strewn about in the mix, followed.

I glanced back at my friends and, wisely, they stood down. Being all charged up with energy while surrounding the high fuck-meister himself probably would not do us any favors. Alone, we barely stood a ghost of a chance against Alex, but with reinforcements in the vicinity, that dropped to a big fat goose egg.

Gan ran ahead of the rest and practically threw herself into my arms - or would have if I’d bothered to catch her. Instead, the demonic little ankle biter latched on with a bear hug that rivaled what Mark had been trying to do to me. Fuck...and those ribs were just about healed too.

I tried not to look at my friends. Despite the dire seriousness of the situation, I knew they were all smirking like morons.

Gan pulled back and glanced around. “I am happy that you survived, beloved, and I see that you have found your whore.”

“Hold on,” Sally said, her eyes narrowing. “Are you talking about me?”

Thankfully, Alex spared us that ugly scene. “What is the meaning of this, Wanderer? I ordered...requested...that you take charge of the counterattack.” His slip-up definitely did not go unnoticed. Was it possible the events of the day had ruffled even his legendarily stoic feathers?

Unfortunately, James decided not to acknowledge the snafu. “It is done. There are straggles of resistance remaining, but the others are hunting them down as we speak. The main force, however, is in retreat. I have to admit it’s odd, though. One moment, they seemed resolute to fight to the last, and then the next, they had all but given up.”

Alexander seemed to debate what to say next. He could technically still do to us whatever the fuck he wanted to and the others probably couldn’t say shit. On the flip side, vampire politics were a fucked up lot - all sorts of bullshit ceremony and such. “Any victory should not be frowned upon.”

“I agree, but it was a costly one.”

“Indeed,” Vargas agreed. “We haven’t counted the dead yet...”

“Fodder is easily replaced,” Alex interrupted. “Now if you’ll excuse...”

“I beg to differ,” James said. “We lost many dignitaries from amongst our allies, not the least of which were the humans.” He glanced over at me on that one. I pretended to find something interesting on the wall to study. “They are even now demanding answers. Druaga himself...”

“Fled during the first moments.”

“He has returned and is demanding to know who is accountable for the lapse in security when he was assured this facility was nigh unbreachable.”

“I am not sure I like your tone, Wanderer.”

James appeared to consider things. He glanced sideways at Vargas, who made it a point to look at his shoes. Finally, just as I was about to think he was gonna puss out, he said, “I believe the First have more important matters than tone to deal with, dear brother. Those recruits betrayed us. How is that even possible? They were insulated, compelled to loyalty.”

“I am well aware of that.” The cadence of Alex’s voice was rapidly turning to one of annoyance. Despite his bullshit about the First being a council of equals, it was plainly obvious that was shit on toast. “Our enemy, The Destroyer, is...”

“Is simply not that powerful,” James interrupted. A murmuring began in the ranks behind him. He quieted them with a glance, but I found myself wondering if both his appearance and choice of topics were not quite as coincidental as I had initially assumed.

“To defeat one...maybe even more of us…is conceivable. But to overcome our combined measures? That speaks of power that, even as a Freewill, he should not have in his possession. Then there is the concern of the Jahabich. They are creatures of chaos. Why did they attack us here, and how has Vehron allied himself with them?”

“We do not know that to be true, Wanderer. The traitors may have simply seen an opening and a mutual enemy.”

“Then why didn’t those assholes just steamroll Farley and his pig-fucker buddies?” All eyes in the wide expanse of hallway turned toward me. I really needed to remember to keep my fucking mouth shut during times like these.

Alex’s eyes actually flashed black, but James spoke up before he could order the masses to shit-stomp me. “Dr. Death has a valid point, even if he expressed it a bit colorfully. This was an unforeseen alliance. It means all of our assumptions may have been incorrect. Our intelligence has been compromised, as has our integrity. The entire war effort is in jeopardy while...”

“Integrity, Wanderer?” Alex asked, an eyebrow raised. “A curious word to use. I would ask what you mean by it.”

Oh crap. During the discourse, my friends had all gravitated closer to me. I glanced around and met the eyes of my roommates. They both echoed what I’d been thinking. Whatever James was doing seemed purposeful, but he’d possibly just taken it a step too far - shown his trump card before he was ready. He’d just potentially declared himself an enemy to Alex’s cause - something that had already cost two other Draculas their lives today.

James seemed to realize his misstep. He paused just long enough to let doubt slip in to the crowd, but before he could say more, Alex continued. “While we speak of integrity, I am forced to question your own. Your arm. Have you forgotten your penance - your vow of absolution in the wake of your failure?”

Fuck me, but I am an unobservant dickhead sometimes. I hadn’t even realized that James was sporting both of his arms again - the appendage having obviously grown back sometime during the fight.

That started the gathered masses muttering again. Vargas glanced sidelong at James and took the slightest step away as if distancing himself.

Just like that, Alex had turned the tide back against...

“I believe the Wanderer has earned his absolution in full.”

The entire assembly turned at the sound. I was no exception, craning my neck to look past Alex. It wasn’t possible. The voice that had made the statement belonged to a dead man.

Despite that certainty, Yehoshua strode down the hall toward us. He was battered to all hell, his clothes practically rags hanging from his body, but he walked tall and resolute. In his wake followed three more of the First and their own contingent of soldiers.

Alex was facing their direction, but I caught a look at his profile, and he was as utterly gobsmacked as the rest of us. Fuck, yeah. If I could bottle that look, I’d enjoy a glass of it on every holiday.

“You...”

“I am of the First. We do not die so easily,” Yehoshua said.

Alex’s mask of neutrality quickly dropped back down. “So I see.”

“Hold on,” I said, once more risking a beating for interrupting dudes who outranked and outclassed me by a shit-ton. “I saw you fall into their arms. How do we know...?” I let the question linger even though I hated to do it. One didn’t turn their nose up at a potential lifeline when it was offered, but I knew the tricks the Jahabich had at their disposal. If even one of them managed to infiltrate the most powerful group of vampires on the planet, we might as well all snap off broomsticks and shove them up our asses until they impaled our hearts.