The Storyteller's Daughter (2 page)

My mother raised me amongst culinary chaos in a small North London flat. Because the ventilation was poor and my mother was constantly cooking we survived in a haze of steam which once got so dense that my mother lost me for forty-eight hours. She finally tracked me down in the lounge with the aid of a special fog lamp. Apparently.

Because we had no TV or radio the soundtrack to my childhood was compiled of saucepan lids banging, knives chopping, mixers whirring and liquids bubbling. I went to school with clothes that smelled of spice and a lunchbox packed with elaborate sandwiches and homemade delicacies. The other kids thought we must be posh, but in fact we survived on a meagre income. My mother was never too proud to take the squishy fruit or bruised vegetables that were left at the end of market day. Nothing made her happier than baking.

Nothing other than me, that is.

“Twelve minutes late,” sighs Mark, staring up at the departures board. “Forty-six pounds for a train ticket and the bloody thing's twelve minutes late. It's ridiculous. Do you realise you're spending approximately twenty-one pence for each minute that you will sit on that train? That means that, in theory, they owe you two pounds and fifty-two pence for the twelve minutes you've wasted sitting on this platform. Oh, thirteen minutes now. So that makes it – ”

“Mark,” I interrupt, taking his hand, “you really don't have to wait with me.”

He puts his arms around me and pulls me close to his chest.

“I want to wait with you, Babe,” he says, smiling, showing off his beautifully straight, white teeth.

I take in the sharp angle of his cheekbones, the perfect line of his nose, the subtle arch of his brows. He is wonderfully symmetrical. Classically handsome. Like a child fascinated by an attractive object, I can't stop myself from reaching out and tracing the contours of his clean-shaven jaw line with my fingers. His clear blue eyes sparkle with intelligence and betray a wealth of knowledge. He is always questioning, learning, rationalising, and this thirst for knowledge, along with his heightened sense of practicality, makes me weak at the knees. When I first listened to him speak about condensed matter physics I knew I was in love; here was a man who above all else craved the same as me: hard, cold facts.

Mark brushes a piece of hair away from my face. “I've never noticed that little scar on your forehead before,” he says, rubbing at it as if it's an imperfection he might erase.

“That's where I was bitten by a crab cake,” I say casually.

“You mean a crab.”

“No, a crab cake. When I was tiny my mother made a batch of crab cakes, but she left a pincer in one of them by mistake. She told me not to touch them, but when she left the kitchen I took one off the plate and was about to eat it when a pincer shot out and nipped me on the face. She couldn't prise it off. In the end she got a match and held the flame underneath and it eventually let go. The crab claw scuttled off under the fridge and for weeks we were too scared to look under there in case it leapt out and… ”

My voice tapers off as I feel Mark's arms slide from around my waist and he takes a step back. My accidental slip into this world of lunacy has embarrassed him. Again. He offers me an awkward smile and I feel foolish, like I always do when these stories tumble out of my mouth. What he doesn't understand is they're like memories for me, so engrained in my psyche that I sometimes forget none of it ever happened.

“Don't let your mother try and fill your head with too much nonsense this time,” says Mark, a pleading look in his eyes. Last time I came back from my mother's I told him how I'd apparently crawled into the freezer when I was barely a year old and had to be soaked in hot water for two hours in order to thaw out. I told him with a faint smile on my lips, finding some amusement in the ridiculous image of myself – a frosty, blue baby, slowly warming through and becoming pink again as I sat in a pan full of steaming water – but Mark hadn't seen the funny side at all.

“You would have died,” he had pointed out, “or at least have suffered from frost bite. You would certainly be missing a few of your extremities at least.”

“You're absolutely right,” I had said, pulling myself together and wiping the smile from my face. “It could never have happened.”

“Of course it couldn't have happened. I just don't get how you can laugh it off, though. Doesn't it annoy you, Meg? She's turned your childhood into a farce. I mean, why do you allow her to go on telling you such silly tales?”

“Because they're all I've got,” I had said rather too defensively. “I'd rather have fictional memories than no memories at all. Besides, it's always been this way. I'm used to it. And anyway, it's all harmless rubbish really, isn't it?”

“Is it?”

And of course I wasn't sure. This fantastical world that had been part of my life – part of me – for so long had started to seem less entrancing, less colourful, less absorbing as I grew older. I felt confused and cheated by the stories that had once held me captivated and enthralled. Where I had once been carried away on a magic carpet into a fantastical past that I couldn't recall, I now felt irritated and patronised. A story, after all, is just another word for a lie.

“I won't let her fill my head with anything,” I promise Mark, trying to redeem myself from claiming I was assaulted by a crab cake. It's still fairly early days in our relationship – only seven months in – and I desperately want to make a good impression, but every time I talk about my childhood he must think I'm insane. Or at least that I have an insane mother, which still isn't a particularly appealing quality in a girl.

“Here's your train,” he says, drawing me towards him. “Have a great weekend and make sure you think of me every second that you're away.”

“I will.”

“I'll see you Sunday evening.”

When we kiss I breathe in the sweet scent of his expensive aftershave. He is so perfect. And he's mine!

I pick up my bag and board the train.

“And Meg,” he calls after me, “I hope your mum's doing okay.”

I smile appreciatively and wonder if he's talking about her wayward mind or her dying body.

It hasn't always been like this. I haven't always been ashamed of my fantastical past. When I was a little girl I would boast to my friends about how I once ate so many apples that I started spitting pips, or how my mother's meringues were so light that we once floated to the kitchen ceiling together after just one bite. At first, the other children used to envy my extraordinary childhood and listen to my stories in awe, hanging on my every word. Their memories were so boring in comparison. Tracey Pratt's funniest memory was the day she got stuck in the loo, and Jenny Bell remembered falling off a donkey, but none of their memories ever compared to mine. And they were memories at that time, or at least I thought they were. I had heard the stories so many times that they had become part of me, part of my past. I could actually feel myself floating against the kitchen ceiling, half a meringue still clutched in my tiny fist, looking down on the cramped kitchen. I remembered seeing the baking tray steaming in the yellow washing-up bowl, and the discarded ball of parchment paper lying on the worktop, little crumbs of meringue stuck to it. I recalled sitting in my highchair and spitting those apple pips across the kitchen, hearing them ping against the steamy window as mother stirred something in a saucepan on the hob. As sure as the sun had risen that morning, these things had happened to me.

It wasn't until I was about eight that I first felt something was wrong. On our first day back after the summer holidays, Mrs Partridge, in an attempt to get to know the class, had asked us to write a paragraph entitled ‘My Earliest Memory'. I knew how much everyone loved hearing about my life, so when it was my turn to share my work with the rest of Red Class I stood up, puffed my chest out, held my head up high, and read my paragraph with pride.

‘In my earliest memory I am very little and I am sitting on the kitchen floor at home and my mum is about to start chopping runner beans when they all leap up and run away. My mum says she knew she shouldn't have bought runner beans and then she starts chasing them and they are running in circles round me and I am laughing. It was very funny.'

I looked up from my book and smiled at Mrs Partridge, waiting for her to praise my work, but she didn't look pleased at all. In fact she looked positively annoyed. To make matters worse the other children in the class were starting to laugh. Not their usual, gleeful giggles of entertainment, but scornful sniggers. Something seemed to have changed over the summer holiday between infant and junior school, my friends seemed to have grown up, and for the first time ever I experienced the humiliation of knowing my peers were not laughing with me, but at me.

‘Meg,' said Mrs Partridge sternly, ‘that's a very funny story but it's not a memory, is it? All the other children have written something that actually happened to them.'

I looked around me at my classmates faces contorted into sneers and sniggers. I heard Johnny Miller call me ‘dumb', and Sophie Potter whisper that I was ‘a big fat liar'.

‘Why is she always telling fibs?' Tracey Pratt whispered.

I didn't understand. Sophie and Tracey used to love listening to my childhood memories.

I felt my cheeks burning but didn't know what I had done wrong. I
did
remember the runner beans. I could still see them jogging in circles, puffing and panting as they did laps around me, and my mother chasing after them with a chopping knife and telling me to watch my head. I remembered that.

Didn't I?

‘Meg May,' said Mrs Partridge, sharply, ‘you're in the Juniors now, I hope this isn't how you think a junior should behave. Now, go and sit in the corner and don't rejoin Elm table until you can stop being silly!'

And so I slunk off into the corner, confused and ashamed, hot tears burning my eyes.

After that day I questioned everything. I knew beans couldn't run, and people couldn't float, so how was it that I remembered these things happening? Did I remember these things happening? Or was it like that time I found myself telling everyone how once, in nursery school, I had spun in circles so many times that I had thrown up on the play rug?

‘That didn't happen to you, silly!' squealed Jenny Bell. ‘That happened to me!'

‘Oh yeah!' I screamed. ‘That was you! I don't know why I said that!'

At the time we had nearly wet ourselves laughing, but now, following my humiliation at the hands of Red Class, the incident seemed to take on new meaning. How had I thought that something that had happened to Jenny had actually happened to me? Was it because she had told me that story so many times that I had somehow put myself in her shoes? What if being encircled by frightened, puffing runner beans was not a memory at all? And if my memories had never really happened, then what
had
happened? Memory, it suddenly seemed, was subject to distortions and could not be trusted.

‘Well,
I
remember it happening,' said my mother, defiantly, when I questioned her about it. ‘Those blasted things were fit as fiddles and just kept going and going. I distinctly remember that by the time I caught up with them I was too exhausted to cook them and we ended up having egg on toast for dinner instead.'

‘But beans
don't
run,' I persisted.

‘Huh! You try telling them that!'

Suffice to say that by the age of eight I was confused. Could I trust my mother? Could I trust my own mind? Only one thing was for sure: never again would I humiliate myself by talking about things that might not be true. Even if there was only the
tiniest
chance that something might not be true I would hesitate before saying it. I would weigh everything up first, use every bit of knowledge and reasoning I had, and then try to come to a sensible conclusion. Only when I was one hundred percent sure that my views were logical and right would I give voice to them, and that way nobody could ever call me a liar again. And nobody would be able to laugh at me.

In a fit of over-zealousness I threw out my dolls and packed away my story books in an attempt to rid my life of any make believe that might contaminate my mind. I pinched myself each time I daydreamed as a form of punishment. I listened to my mother's stories with nothing more than polite detachment, and sat alone on the wall at break times watching my classmates with distain as they ran around pretending to be ponies and princesses. They didn't understand the danger they were in, teetering on the edge of fantasy worlds that threatened to pull them in and drag them under, sapping them of any logic and making them laughing stocks.

But I knew. I had seen the dark gulf between fiction and reality and there was no way I was going to be dragged down into the abyss.

I had, without knowing it, already decided to become a scientist.

Chapter 2

One dark and magical evening, my parents' eyes first met over a tray of croissants somewhere in the middle of Cambridge city centre.

‘I had been at the library,' my mother always tells me, ‘studying for my English O-level exam. I should have been home hours ago, but I had completely lost myself in
Wuthering Heights
. The romance, the anguish, the tragedy, the undying love! Well, the next thing I knew an agitated librarian was turning out the lights and ordering me to leave, fretting that she was going to miss the start of
University Challenge
. When I emerged from the library, darkness had already fallen, and knowing that I would be in for a scolding when I arrived home, I jumped on my bicycle and started to pedal as fast as I could go.

‘As I was cycling alongside the river I noticed how brightly the moon hung in the sky that evening, and how the stars seemed to be winking at me one by one. I slowed down, mesmerised by the moonlight glistening on the water, illuminating the white swans that bobbed on the surface, their heads nestled beneath their folded wings. The air was still and the night was silent, the only sound the gentle grind of the gravel beneath my tyres. My skin tingled with anticipation. It felt like an evening for wizardry and wonders, ripe for magic and enchantment. I should have carried on along the river path towards home, but the bulrushes seemed to whisper to me, and the branches of a horse chestnut tree beckoned me towards the bridge. An owl hooted a warning, telling me to hurry home, but on the other side of the river a toad croaked an invitation to cross the bridge, and a single star flashed in the sky like a beacon luring me over to the other side.