Read The Skeleton in the Grass Online
Authors: Robert Barnard
“I see. And you all went in the car?”
“Yes. The Wolseley.”
“Arriving when?”
“Oh, quarter, half past seven.”
“You can't be more definite than that?”
“I'm afraid not. Mrs. Munday was listening to the wireless when we left, so she may have a better idea of the time. I should think it takes about ten minutes to drive to Beecham.”
“And when you got there, what did you do?”
“Let me see . . . The other Hallams were thereâmy cousin Mostyn, the MP. And we said hello to the Cousinses, neighbours from across the border in Northamptonshire. Then the Waddies came along, and I caught sight of Major Coffey. I made myself scarce, and I think most of my family did.”
“Ah . . . How well do you know the Major?”
“Quite as well as I wish to . . . I knew
of
him before he moved to Chowton, of course. Just from little paragraphs in the newspapers, but after the rise of Mussolini one
noticed such things. Then one forgot about him when Mosley formed his British Union. But the next thing one knew he was
here.
”
“You bumped into him in the village?”
“Well, no. I don't have a great deal of call to go into the village. I think I heard he had moved here first. Then someoneâmaybe Oliverâpointed him out from the car.”
“Did you ever meet him socially?”
“I'm afraid so. My cousin Mostyn has these âdo's,' periodically, keeping the constituency sweet, and he started inviting Coffey. I blame him very much. You can't keep people like that too much at arm's length.”
“So you have spoken to him?”
“Yes. Briefly. Our policy was to be perfectly polite, and to avoid him as much as possible.”
“You don't think anything you did roused his resentment in any way?”
“No, I don't. I don't think it was ever possible for the Major to like us, nor would I want him to. You're trying to say the dislike was social. I'm sure it was political . . . I also think the man is slightly mad.”
“Your paths didn't cross at the Wadhams'?”
“No. I made sure of that. Once I was willing to be coldly polite. Now the situation had changed, and I wasn't sure I wanted to be even that any longer.”
“So what in fact did you do?”
“During the evening? I've been trying to remember, and I have to some extent, but the trouble is that at do's of this kind one doesn't look at one's watch. Even if one wants to, one fears one of one's hosts might see. So my memories are all a big vague. I looked in to see if Chloeâthat's our youngest childâwas all right, but Oliver was in with the small ones, getting together two or three card games, so I wasn't needed. I went looking for Sarah, that's Chloe's nursery governess, who's new. I thought she might be
feeling awkward or out of things, but she was out on the lawn playing croquet, and seemed all right. Major Coffey was watching, so there was no inducement to stay. I came in and slipped into Waddy's readingâ”
“His what, sir?”
“His recital, whatever you like to call it. He gives a reading from Dickens every year. It's a well-established custom at these parties. He regrets the passing of the reading-aloud habit, and anyway it's a boost to his ego. He has a perfectly harmless desire to perform.”
“What work of Dickens was he reading from, sir?”
“Bleak House.
Mrs. Jellyby while I was there. He may have gone on to something else laterâI thought I'd done my duty after ten minutes or so. Thenâlet me seeâI thought there might be Murder going on upstairsâ”
“I beg your pardon, sir?”
“The
game
of Murder, man. It's great fun, but I suppose it wouldn't be up your street. Anyway, I thought they might be playing it upstairs, but when I got there it was just Sardines. Elizabethâthat's my other daughterâwas playing, but she looked as if she was tired of it. It can be slightly spooky, hiding away in dark places, and all my family is a bit jumpy at the moment, for obvious reasons.”
“Quite natural, sir.”
“So I waited for her down in the Conservatory and took her off for something to eat. We were joined there by Sarah, who'd finished her game of croquet. I'm pretty sure that was about ten past nine.”
“You looked at your watch, sir?”
“Yes. None of the Waddies was around, and I was wonderingâ”
“How soon you could go home, sir?”
“Well, yes, to be honest.”
“You weren't enjoying yourself, sir?”
“Well . . . Trouble is, anything you say about an occasion
of this kind is likely to sound priggish, or killjoy. But it's not really my kind of party. Enough is definitely enough.”
“But you could hardly leave at ten past nine, sir.”
“No. When we'd eatenâabout nine-thirty, I imagineâI slipped away. I had a book in my pocket, and I had a hip flask as well. Wine is in short supply at the Waddies, and spirits non-existent. They assume you want Cherryade or Ovaltine. I found a small room, a lavatory for the maids, and sat there reading and writing until from the sounds I heard I guessed that people were beginning to go.”
“I see . . . Could you describe this room to me?”
“Well, a loo is a loo, even a servants' one . . .”
“Its position, sir.”
“Oh, the second floor, in a corner of the east wing.”
“And nobody knew you were there? Nobody interrupted you?”
“No. They don't, do they, in a loo? There was a lock on the door, and though the tide of Murderâthe
game,
you know, they played it after Sardinesâoccasionally rolled in my direction, nobody tried the door.”
“So you were unaccounted for during the later part of the evening?”
“Entirely, I'm afraid. By the time I came down I had my article written, and I should think I showed it to my family, but of course that's not evidence, even though it
was
written on toilet paper. I could have had it written before I went to Beecham.”
“Quite, sir. You appreciate the way my mind is forced to work,” said Minchip, adding to himself: and you've read a few detective stories. He went on. “Now, as to coming home, sir. Would you have any idea of the time you all came away?”
“Yes, to some extent. I looked at my watch as I came out of the loo. It was half past eleven. People had come
looking for me, but there was a bit of delay, finding everybody, and saying goodbyes, and so on. But it can't have been much later than midnight when we got home. Pinner and Mrs. Munday had gone to bed, I know that, because Sarah made us all a good night drink in the kitchen while Helen put Chloe to bed. I should think we were all in bed by half past midnight.”
“Not to wake again untilâ?”
“Until Pinner called me in the morning and said there was something funny on the lawn. I knew then it was another of the Major's stupid and nasty tricks. I couldn't have guessed . . .”
“Quite, sir. This boy, Christopher Keeneâdid you know him?”
“No . . . I mean, if I'd seen him I would have known he was a boy from one of the villages. But I wouldn't have been able to put a name to him.”
“And his mother?”
“No, though she may have worked at Hallam now and then, substituting for one of the regulars. That happens quite often. My son knows her better.”
“So there can be no question, to your mind, of anything personal in this, on the boy's part.”
Dennis shook his head vigorously.
“No, Inspector, absolutely not. I'm quite certain we've done no injury to the Keene family.” He pushed back his chair and said bitterly: “We've never had enemies in the villagesâuntil that damned Major arrived.”
T
hey didn't discuss their interviews with Inspector Minchip, not in any real way. Why not, Sarah wondered? They said they'd found it difficult to remember, they said he seemed to know his job, without being anything as positive as nice or nasty. But they didn't talk about what they'd said, about what he'd asked them. They didn't compare notes. Twice Sarah caught Dennis looking at Helen with an interrogation in his eyes. If Helen answered him in any way, the answer escaped Sarah. It was all so unlike the Hallams, so open, so conversational, so unafraid to talk about themselves and their problems.
The next day began badly. Dennis had been scheduled later in the week to give a broadcast talk on “What is Expressionism?” He had always been very good at making ideas and artistic movements understandable to the man in the street. Sarah had been looking forward to hearing on the wireless someone she actually knew. Then, that Tuesday morning, Dennis got a postcard from the BBC saying they had postponed the talk, knowing he would not, in the circumstances, feel like giving it.
“Those
bloody
BBC people!” Dennis said, throwing the postcard violently across the breakfast table. “A few paragraphs in the popular press about a dead body being found on my lawn and, hey presto, they've decided they'd better distance themselves from me. Can't have the BBC being
associated with anybody questionable, oh goodness me no! It's that bloody fool John Reith. God! to think of the influence that one man wields! It's like being ruled from the Manse!”
“You could write an article on it,” suggested Oliver.
Dennis laughed, his anger evaporating.
“And never be asked back to broadcast again? It would be a heavy penalty. Like most broadcasters, I do rather like the sound of my own voice. But you could be right. It might be worth it.”
It was possible to see the shape of an article in the
Observer
forming itself in Dennis's mind.
Later, as they were finishing breakfast, Oliver said:
“I think I should go and visit Mrs. Keene today.”
“Wouldn't it be better to go after someone is charged?” Dennis asked. “It would make the atmosphere less awkward.”
“I have to go back to Oxford at the end of the week, unless the police insist on my presence here. Anyway, what I really want to see is whether she is in any want. I suppose the boy was the breadwinner. If we're going to be of any use we must get in early.”
“Yes, do find out what we can do for her,” said Helen. “Make it clear we don't blame her in any way.”
“I have to go and buy a birthday card for my father,” said Sarah. “If I can get Chloe settled to something we could walk to the village together.”
“Good,” said Oliver. “I shan't go till eleven or so. Give Mrs. Keene a chance to get the house straight.”
Chloe was rather drowsy that morning. She had slept badly, and probably had been affected by the tensions in the house. She was quite amenable to being sat at a table in the corner of the kitchen with drawing pad and crayons and the cat on the table watching her. Mrs. Munday was worked off her feet, with another of the village women
having defected, but she was delighted to have Chloe with her. Sarah and Oliver set off for the village soon after eleven.
“I'm not looking forward to this,” Oliver confessed.
“Why? Is she an unpleasant woman?” asked Sarah.
“No, no, not at all. Quite a fat, comfortable woman. Has a dog and two cats who are fed to within an inch of their lives.”
“Why, then?”
“What does one say to a person who has lost everything? First the husband, and now the son. There are no other children. What has she got to look forward to but dragging out the rest of her life on a tiny pension? She's not an old woman, either . . . There's not a lot of cheering-up things one can think of to say to her.”
“Not a lot,” admitted Sarah.
She darted a look at Oliver's worried face. It struck her suddenly how very good Oliver was. Since she had come to Hallam she had only noticed him now and thenâwhen he drove her to the station when her mother died, for example. He had none of the physical glamour of his brother Will. He was of medium height, rather overweight, with brown hair and slightly anonymous features. The school swot, grown upâor if not the swot, the plodder. But perhaps that was just in comparison with the other Hallams. And how many other young men would volunteer to go and comfort a bereaved mother in the village? How many would remember that she would want to have the house straight when he called? It was something she herself would probably not have thought of. The whole expedition was a piece of quite extraordinary goodness. “Oliver is the best of us,” Will said to Sarah, when they met in the early years of the war. “I know,” Sarah replied.
“I suppose,” said Sarah now, uncertainly, “that it's really the vicar's job . . .”
“The vicar is bedridden, and wasn't much use before. It won't have escaped your notice, I suppose, that we're not a very churchy family.”
“It is one of the things that has most endeared you to me,” said Sarah demurely. “Though it does rather take the shape out of the week.”
“It's the
Observer
that gives shape to our weekâdateline for copy, then its delivery. But if you don't believe in the efficacy of the Church, you have to take something of its function on your own shoulders. I only wish I could perform it better . . . Oh, there's Roland Bradberry. Isn't he a boyfriend of yours?”
“Just a friend,” countered Sarah, but she raised her hand readily to the figure coming from the other end of the Chowton main street. The two Oxford men greeted each other warmlyâa greeting in which Sarah could detect little of English reserve or of class divide. Then Oliver made his excuses.
“I must off to Mrs. Keene. See you at our first meeting of the League of Nations committee.”
“Groan, groanâcommittees,” said Roland.
“Groan, groanâOxford!” said Oliver, turning to grimace.
“Oh,” said Roland, turning back to Sarah. “I didn't know he felt like that.”