Authors: Chris Willrich
But of late Gaunt and Bone seemed to exemplify that clash of contrasts, and their arguments did not inspire calm.
“You two can always head back to civilization,” Snow Pine ventured. “I won't be offended. Whatever the Great Sage is, heâor she, or itâbelongs to these lands. Like me. This might be something I should try alone.”
Gaunt shook her head, though her expression softened. “Our child is just as imprisoned as yours. Together we've braved the Ghast Emperor's tomb, and the Goldfish Kingdom, and the Geomancer Gangsters, seeking an answer. We must dare the demigod. You said it's our last hope.”
As she spoke Bone looked west toward the rising mountains, and toward the tangle of alpine forest blazing green like a jade necklace entwined with pearls of clouds, and toward the sun plunging behind those clouds toward the fabled cities of Madzeu and Qushkent and Anokaâand toward many other sights in that moment that weren't the eyes of his wife.
“I said,” Snow Pine replied, “the Great Sage, Equal of Heaven, is the last chance I know of. There could be others in the wide world. I can only offer the knowledge I've got, such as it is. And my knowledge is fading as fast as that path ahead.”
“We might as well continue, Snow Pine,” Bone said mildly, scrutinizing the five-peaked range blazing like an icy weapon ahead. “We can help you dodge a few more monsters, if nothing else.”
“All right,” Snow Pine said.
“All right, all right!” mocked a raven, before Gaunt threw a monkey skull.
After they had frightened away the nine-headed Jiufeng-bird by mimicking barking dogs, and fled from the gibbering Fei Lian that seemed a mix of serpent, stag, leopard, bull, and sparrow, Snow Pine led them gasping to a second marker, appointed much as the first.
GO BACK. THE GREAT SAGE DECLINES ALL VISITORS.
“Hell,” Bone said.
“Hell!” a raven agreed.
“These surroundings lie,” Gaunt said.
“Oh?” Bone asked.
“They indicate great antiquity and neglect, Bone. Yet these markers have a perfect grisliness to them. Too perfect. I don't trust the sudden appearance of ravens.”
“Hell!” said another bird.
“You feel we're being mocked,” Bone said.
“I do,” said Gaunt. Snow Pine thought Gaunt was studying Bone for signs of mockery of his own. Gaunt continued, “This Great Sage must maintain the warning through some magic. The demigod may even be aware of our approach. I find this annoys me.”
Snow Pine said, “You'll keep going, then?”
“Of course,” said Gaunt, and “Indeed,” said Bone.
In truth, Snow Pine felt better for their companionship. Still, she hoped they could rise above their own troubles when they ascended the mountains.
The third marker did not manifest until they had reached the very slopes. By then the proliferation of bizarre wasteland creatures had acquired a certain charm. Not all were harmful. The trio marveled at strange, one-horned, goat-like creatures climbing the foothills, their shaggy coats rippling golden in the wind; and at a pair of one-eyed, one-winged birds with clawed feet intertwined, such that they formed one unit.
“Now there's matrimony for you,” Bone said, whistling. “If either withdraws, both tumble.”
“Pecking each other's still possible,” Gaunt said.
“As well you would know,” he muttered.
“I beg your pardon.”
“Well, you have been throwing me looks like daggers the entire journey.”
“Well, what do you expect? We're on a quest to rescue our son. And yet you act as if we're on a picnic.”
He waved a hand airily. “A picnic among monsters and monkey skulls, Gaunt?”
“That's it, that's just it! You mock everything. Nothing's sufficiently serious for the untouchable thief Imago Bone.”
“Says the poet Persimmon Gaunt. Who would rather wallow in despair than take action. Who thinks words matter more than deeds.”
“Uhâ” Snow Pine began. “Friendsâ”
She'd known them before they'd lost their son, and it hurt her to see them argue thus. She, who'd likewise lost a daughter, understood their grief.
But unlike Gaunt and Bone, Snow Pine had no spouse in which to seek solace or blame. She was a widow at nineteen. She sometimes wished her friends, in the midst of their bickering, would remember that.
She blinked at something salty she'd no time for. As her vision refocused on the foothills, she sucked in her breath.
“You've had decades to grow up,” Gaunt was saying. “Don't you think it's time you got started?”
“Do you know where all injustice begins? It begins with someone declaring themselves a grownup.”
“You speak of
injustice
, O thief?”
“Have you managed to overlook just how we've been
maintained
, O poet?”
“Friends!” Snow Pine repeated more urgently. “I think I know those horned goats. Unless I'm crazy, they're xiezhi. Empathic beasts. And they
hate
arguments . . .”
The xiezhi, their golden coats flowing, their hooves echoing like mad machinery through the foothills, were charging down in their dozens from the heights.
“Oh,” Bone said.
“Will they attack?” Gaunt asked.
“It's said,” Snow Pine said quickly, “they'll gore the person in the wrong, in any dispute. Unless either of you wants to live like a one-winged bird . . . run!”
They ran.
The three of them bore weapons, of courseâBone his many daggers, Gaunt similarly armed and with a short bow besides, and Snow Pine a curved dao-sword of Qiangguo. But they were none of them warriors. Snow Pine was perhaps the closest to a true combatant, with her hardscrabble upbringing and a little training from fighting monks and a warrior-woman of the wulin.
Now, if that wulin were here, perhaps they'd have a chance. But Snow Pine couldn't leap halfway to the clouds, nor shatter bones with her hands, nor disrupt the life-force of her foes. And Lightning Bug was as dead as Snow Pine's husband.
The ground ahead pitched and twisted with lurches and curves of granite, covered here and there with pebbles and fine silt. The treeline loomed on the right with its deceptive promise of sheltering woods but also gangs of tripping roots, trapping shrubs, swatting branches. The steep leftward slope looked ready to crumble into a minor avalanche at the first footfall.
A narrow path of firm untangled ground lay between. It led into a defile between vast rocks leaning like giants' abandoned playthings.
As they entered the passage, it bent left, and there they met a third marker, rising up from its own batch of skulls.
GO BACK AND HONE YOUR READING SKILLS. THE GREAT SAGE DOES NOT WANT YOU!
Ten crows flitted and squawked around the plinth. Each bird possessed three legs, and even with angry xiezhi on their tail, something about the birds made Snow Pine silent and wary.
But Gaunt and Bone gasped outrage at the marker.
“If there was any chance,” Bone said, “that I would not . . . bother the Great Sage . . . that chance is done.”
“Indeed,” Gaunt said, “he has earned my spite . . .”
“If you want to hide on a mountain . . .” Bone said.
“Then hide on a mountain!” Gaunt finished for him. “Don't put up signs saying, âHa, ha, behold, I am hiding on a mountain.'”
“âLook at me, look at me, how reclusive I am!'”
They chuckled bitterly, leaning against one another. “We'd best prepare to be gored,” said Bone, drawing a pair of daggers.
“Ha, yes,” said Gaunt, with something near giddiness, as she prepared to fire an arrow.
As the spouses and their bewildered companion peered back along the path, they saw the horde of xiezhi sweeping toward them, horns aimed toward the defile like cavalry spears, less than a minute away.
Snow Pine drew her sword, and Bone's daggers were already out. For whatever good they would do. At least first blood would go to Gaunt, who raised her bow.
Looking at Gaunt's face, Snow Pine recalled the saying that dangerous as a tigress was, she never harmed her own cubs.
The xiezhi were in a sense between Gaunt and her cub. Snow Pine would not want to be them.
Persimmon Gaunt was sighting along the arrow, thinking,
I don't want to kill them. I don't want to kill anything, ever again
. The xiezhi were beautiful things; while they'd initially resembled goats, their gait was reminiscent of cats, and their eyes had the mournfully intelligent gaze of hunting dogs.
A ruthless part of her mind offered answers. Lovely pretty killers. At most you'll slay one. They're herd creatures; one death may disperse them.
When did I become such a cold thing?
she wondered.
She fired, aiming for the ground ahead of the lead xiezhi.
The arrow raised gray dust, and the lead xiezhi snorted and blinked and growled.
Such is the last act of the adventuress Persimmon Gaunt, said the cold voice.
“Climb!” she told the others, and took her own advice.
Somehow she managed to keep hold of the bow as she hauled herself onto the huge, roughly shaped boulders defining the defile.
She slipped once, before Bone caught her arm. Of course he was already up here.
“Thanks. Where is Snow Pineâno!”
Their companion had not climbed. She was instead walking into the gap, sword raised.
The xiezhi rushed her. They were elegant but stank. Like moralists. Gaunt readied another shot, knowing there'd be no time.
Bone leapt.
Her idiotic glorious thief leapt.
Once again he survived something he truly didn't deserve to and landed on the lead xiezhi's back.
He yanked on its woolly neck, and it lurched about toward the heights. Bone was nearly knocked off. Yet miraculously he kept his hold around the neck, flopping to the xiezhi's left side as it hurled itself upslope.
He was well on his way to climbing Five-Toe Peak without her. About half the herd followed him.
The rest crowded before Snow Pine, snorting, stamping, looking confused. Snow Pine yelled obscenities and swung her sword in the air. They would not attack nor back off.
Somehow neither Bone nor Snow Pine were yet dead.
Goddess of Swanisle
, Gaunt thought,
I am not a lunatic, but I collect them.
Light flared.
For a moment Gaunt assumed the sun had emerged from behind the clouds. Her crisp shadow fell upon the herd of xiezhi as if Krummara the Dead Huntress, a goddess of the West, had manifested here in the remote East. The xiezhi pounding the ground beside Snow Pine reacted as much, charging after their fellows toward the heights. Then Gaunt recalled that save for the clouds attending the mountaintops, the sky was clear.
The blazing light shifted and split, and Gaunt's shadow divided and whirled.
Gaunt whirled as well, arrow at the ready.
The three-legged crows from the marker had taken to the air. Along with this new liveliness their eyes had seemingly caught fire. Dazzling energies twisted in complex knots as the crows whirled and squawked. Gaunt's vision was soon a weave of searing threads, the rest of the world but a shadowy suggestion beyond.
“Sun-crows!” Snow Pine was yelling. “That's impossible! Sun-crows!”
“Back off!” Gaunt shouted at the birds, hoping anything so supernatural would have the gifts of language and reason.
Crows squawked and swirled around her, and lashes of light burned her way.
She dodged in a way that might have impressed Boneâhad he not been busy playing with xiezhiâand kept her perch and her grip on the bow. Her skin felt as though she'd napped uncovered in a desert. She ignored her pain and fired at a dark shape concealed in a skein of light.
The sun-crow screeched its pain, and dark feathers fluttered toward the defile.
“Crows!” Snow Pine called.
Your mastery of the obvious
, Gaunt thought, drawing a fresh arrow,
rivals my husband's
.
But Snow Pine was not addressing Gaunt. “Crows, behold the lineal descendent of Yi the Archer, he who shot your ancestors out of the sky! See how her line has been hidden in a benighted sunless land, for behold her pale skin, nearly the color of death! Now the legacy of Yi comes again. Where once there were ten suns, only one remains. How will you fare? Flee! Flee!”