The Secrets of Married Women
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Authors: Carol Mason
The Secrets of Married Women
A Novel
By Carol Mason
The Secrets of Married Women. Copyright © 2007, 2012 by Carol Mason. All rights reserved.
First published in Great Britain in 2007 by Hodder and Stoughton, an Hachette Livre UK Company.
Kindle Edition: February 2012
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“Full of realistic emotional twists. The character’s reactions to the challenges they face are frank and unmelodramatic; there is a refreshing honesty about the numbness that comes from discovering an infidelity, and the shame that comes with perpetrating one. Equally affecting are the counterpoised sources of sadness in Jill’s life. Her marriage has faltered because she and her husband can’t have children and yet she must be a mother to her own parents in their old age; it’s a poignant combination.”
The Telegraph, UK
“What really goes on behind closed doors. Carol Mason unlocks life behind a marriage in this strong debut.”
Heat Magazine, UK
“Mason’s writing is absorbing. While reading a spicy bit about Leigh’s affair while taking the bus to work, I rode past my stop.”
Rebecca Wigod, The Vancouver Sun
“This poignant novel deals with honesty, forgiveness, love and the realities of modern-day marriage.” Notebook Magazine, Australia.
“There is a fresh and vital edge to this superior debut novel. Mason has much to say about relationships. Her women have resonant characters and recognizable jobs, which give depth to their messy lives. A bittersweet narrative and ambiguous outcomes make this much grittier and more substantial than standard chick-lit fare.”
The Financial Times, UK
“It’s got the raw realism of someone writing about a world she knows. A grand little book for the festive fireside.”
The Irish Evening Herald, UK
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‘I’m having a gone-off-Lawrence crisis,’ Leigh curls a lip at me as we pack deeper into the busy Pitcher and Piano bar down at Newcastle’s Quayside, holding our wine glasses above our heads so they won’t spill. Beyoncé is singing
Crazy in Love.
‘After all these years of marriage, Jill, the sex is so tired. I tell you, he’s got a set-piece routine. It never varies. I can predict his next move before he does it.’
I look at my good friend who always tells it like it is. Her Botoxed face is like a bare white china plate. The usually lustrous hair, haggard from its recent dye-job, hangs black and straight and heavy, like curtains at the crematorium. And she’s wearing the sort of mid-life crisis dress that gets you the type of attention you really don’t want—a skin-tight, one-sleeved, zebra-striped number that she bought on our last shopping outing with our other friend, Wendy.
‘You know, last night in bed we were kissing, he was trying to get me going, and I felt…’ she looks at me in frank exasperation, ‘…nothing. I might as well have been kissing the sheet.’
I have chuckle and, despite herself, she does too. ‘Oh Leigh! All marriages get a bit flat.’ Say nothing of my own. Rob’s face fades up in my mind’s-eye, bringing a dim sadness that I sharply blot out. We’ve forced our way over to the window, hoping to grab a table, but they’re all taken. Funny, we’re at that age now where rather than eye the men, we eye the seats.
‘I don’t care about all marriages Jill. I just care about my own. I know people say you should look at somebody who’s got it worse than you—the poor chap with no legs when you’ve got two—but I just think I’m not even forty and I’m already losing it for him, and it frightens me. It really does.’ She sends a dour gaze across the black expanse of the Tyne river. I can’t believe the change in her. Just minutes ago she was cackling in affectionate despair over Lawrence’s obsessive compulsive disorder (one of her favourite rants; that and his unusual obsession with Christmas) telling me how he comes to bed after checking the front door’s locked forty times, only to leave the back one open, and she wants to smother him with his pillow. But the smile is wiped clean off her face now. She’s on a marriage-bashing roll. ‘I tell you Jill, I’m really resenting him lately. I mean, I work long hours, putting up with all kinds of petty egomaniac bullshit and he gets to stay home and watch Oprah. A big drama for him is if the superstore is having a 2-for-1 and he forgot to clip the coupon.’
‘But you’re the one who suggested he give up his graphic design job and become a househusband,’ I remind her. Leigh earns a packet marketing a trendy line of locally-made leisure wear made popular by a famous footballer’s wife. She loves barking orders, and Lawrence has a nervous Stan Laurel obedience about him that makes him infectiously cute and annoying at the same time.
‘I know it was my idea that he gave up his job. I thought it’d help his disorders if he didn’t have so much stress. But I honestly imagined he’d get more done with his day. But he just sits around reading Eckhart Tolle and saying he wants to find himself.’
‘Disorders? Plural? He’s only got one!’
‘Maybe in your opinion.’ Her eyes twinkle at me over the rim of her glass before she takes a sip.
I shake my head, playing like I’m aghast with her. It’s one thing to poke a bit of fun, but I don’t believe in jumping on the bandwagon when friends criticise their loved ones. Take Rob for instance. Rob is far from perfect; he leaves his banana skins in the plant pot and his shoes on the duvet. It’s fine for me to find fault with him, but woe betide anybody else who does. It’s hot in here and my throat’s already tired from having to shout to be heard. ‘Oh Leigh! You love Lawrence! He’s an absolute sweetheart! He does everything for you, all you have to do is ask. He’s always there for you, he’s a great listener and you’re the best of friends.’
‘But the sweeter he is, the more he’s turning me off.’ Her gaze follows a girl’s bum that’s hanging out of hot-pants with the word
Fatz
—Leigh’s brand—written on them in pink sequins. ‘I don’t want to have to ask him all the time to do things Jill; he’s not a child. I just wish he’d be a bit more proactive rather than wait for my orders. It’s not even like his routine ever varies, yet there’s always about four things he forgets to do.’ She sighs, takes her eyes off the girl’s backside. Eminem tells us we have to lose ourselves in the music, and we get pushed farther into the corner, away from the seats. ‘You know, I swear, even when Lawrence hugs me, he leans on me rather than supports me.’
I daren’t smile because her gaze drops like a sad heart before she meets me frankly in the eyes. ‘The thing is, I don’t respect him like I used to. He annoys me, so I pick on him. And the more I pick on him the less I want to have sex with him.’ Leigh can be a peaks and valleys person but I’ve never seen her quite this fed up. ‘Mind you, nothing ever puts him off. But I suppose that’s men for you.’
I wonder how she’d react if I said
well, you’re lucky, at least you’ve still got a sex life...
But I came out tonight to forget about certain things, not to be reminded of them.
‘You don’t feel like that with Rob, do you? Like you’re going off him?’
‘No.’ I hesitate.
More like the other way around
. ‘But we have our problems. Everybody has.’ Funny how you can make anything sound like nothing if you say it casually enough. But Leigh is one of those people who view their friends’ marriages through rose-coloured spectacles. If you tried to tell her that things were a little bit crap at the moment, she’d automatically think that your situation pales by comparison to her own. Her attention has already moved on to coveting a passing tattooed bicep.
‘Oh Jill, sometimes it staggers me how different Lawrence is from the men I’ve had in my past,’ she shakes her head in haggard disbelief of her own fate. I’ve heard this line many times. Leigh first saw Lawrence in a swimming pool; he was feeling his way crab-style along the gutter because, he told her later, he was terrified of deep water. The next was in an aerobics class; thirty legs were kicking in one direction, and one in the other. When she says stuff like this I often think she’s apologizing for him and trying to say
I have had more masculine men than Lawrence. Men you yourself would fancy
(because this is so important among friends). She looks at me now with those sometimes-a-little-bit-roguish eyes that you can’t quite read. ‘I’ve been looking up old boyfriends on the Internet. I’ve sent a few emails, got a few replies, rekindled the odd little flirtation.’
I don’t know why this shocks me so much, but it does. ‘You haven’t!’
‘Why? Haven’t you ever done that? Googled your exes?’ Then she quickly adds, ‘Oh no you won’t have, I forgot. Because Rob was your only boyfriend.’
‘But that doesn’t make me a bad person,’ I joke. It’s odd though, but sometimes I can’t picture a time when I wasn’t married. I mean, I know it’s not quite been ten years yet, but I do sometimes wonder was there life before Rob, or was there Rob before life? And I’m sure he must think the same way, which is even more of a disturbing thought. I look around this place that’s lithe with sexy guys and girls, hormones roaring through the roof. ‘Do you think you’d ever have an affair?’ I ask her. ‘I mean, really go through with it.’