Read The Secret of Excalibur Online
Authors: Andy McDermott
Kurt led the way to the far end of the long room, Staumberg behind him. He looked back at Nina. ‘The reason I ask for secrecy is . . . well, my reputation, both as a member of the Staumberg family and as a businessman. Only a few of my most trusted friends have seen what is in here.’
‘As I said, this will be confidential,’ she said, now intrigued.
‘Good. Good.’ They reached the end of the room, where there was a door. For a moment Nina wondered if what lay beyond was the hidden room on the plans, but that made no sense. The back wall was made from wooden planks, not stone; no attempt had been made to disguise it, and it seemed relatively recently built.
Kurt took a key ring from his pocket and flicked through it, finally selecting a particular key and unlocking the door. He opened it, revealing nothing beyond but darkness. Nina sniffed the air as an odd mix of scents emerged from the mysterious room. Wood, leather, some sort of polish, the faint tang of old candle smoke . . .
Staumberg took a long breath as Kurt entered the room. ‘Well . . . come in.’ He stepped aside for the others to enter as the butler switched on the light.
Nina, first in, stopped abruptly as she took in the contents of the room. ‘Oh . . . my,’ she muttered, struggling for words.
Chase, on the other hand, could barely contain his laughter. ‘Bloody hell.’
They had entered a dungeon.
But not some medieval torture chamber; this was a thoroughly modern affair, blood-red walls and a floor of glossy black tile, full-length mirrors strategically placed so the occupants could always see themselves reflected. A wooden bench, padded with red leather and fitted with numerous thick restraining straps, dominated the centre of the room. A long rack by the door held dozens of whips and paddles, and on a table near the back wall was a row of what Nina at first took to be oversized black candles before realising they were in fact quite terrifyingly large dildos.
Chase couldn’t hold it in any more. ‘Oh, Christ!’ he cackled. ‘Your own personal S&M dungeon? No wonder you wanted to keep it quiet!’
Staumberg’s face flushed with embarrassment and anger. ‘You promised you will not tell anyone about this!’
‘I won’t, I won’t! Don’t worry, I’m good at keeping secrets. But Jesus, this is a pretty impressive setup.’
‘Not
quite
the word I would have used,’ said Nina through her fixed grin.
‘Hey, come on, every man’s got a hobby. Some blokes play footie, some’ve got model trains, and some . . . well, it takes all sorts.’ He glanced at Kurt, who was standing silently by the door. ‘So, Kurt, are you the master or the servant in here?’
‘Eddie!’ Nina cried. But the tiniest hint of a smile on the butler’s otherwise impassive face made it perfectly clear there was one room of the castle where the roles were reversed.
‘This is all very . . .
personal
,’ said Mitchell impatiently. ‘But can we get back to why we’re here?’ He strode past the bench to the back of the room. ‘If there really is a hidden chamber, it’s behind this wall.’
Avoiding Chase’s amused gaze, Staumberg joined him, putting a hand on the red paint. ‘This is stone, as far as I know. I never noticed anything different about it.’
‘We’ll need to knock through it.’
‘With your permission, of course,’ Nina quickly added to Staumberg.
He considered it, then gave a resigned grunt. ‘Very well,
ja
. . . But you will repair it after?’
‘Send the IHA a bill,’ Chase advised as he and Nina walked to the wall. He bumped a clenched fist against the painted stone. ‘Seems solid.’
‘Do you have any tools?’ Mitchell asked. ‘Hammers, or pick-axes? ’
‘Yes,’ Staumberg replied. ‘Kurt can get them.’
‘Or we could just whack it with this,’ said Chase, pointing at the largest of the dildos. ‘One hit with that’d knock anything down. Christ, it must be three inches thick.’ He smirked at Nina. ‘Nearly as big as mine, eh?’
‘Widthways or lengthways?’ she replied, deadpan.
‘All bloody right,’ scowled Chase, one-upped, as Mitchell laughed. Even Staumberg briefly smiled. ‘Let’s see what’s on the other side, then.’
Kurt brought a long-handled rubber mallet and a pickaxe. Chase delivered the first blow, slamming the mallet against the wall. Staumberg winced, but the damage immediately revealed that Mitzi’s theory had been correct - there was indeed a space behind the wall, the stones caving backwards. Another blow, and one fell away into the blackness beyond with a crunch.
Chase waited for the dust to settle, then shone a torch through the hole. ‘It’s not that deep; I can see the back wall. Less than three feet.’ He shifted position, angling the beam downwards. ‘And there’s something in here! Looks like boxes under a tarp.’ He moved back. ‘Jack, give me a hand.’
Mitchell obliged, hooking the pick behind more of the stones and pulling them out until the hole was just large enough for Chase to edge his upper body through. Torch in one hand, he carefully lifted a corner of the dusty tarpaulin.
Grubby wooden crates rested underneath. The stencilled symbol of a swastika immediately told him the local legends had been true all along.
‘I think what we’ve got here is . . .
Nazi gold
,’ he announced as he slid back out.
Staumberg appeared to be stricken by a sudden migraine, and Nina understood why. There were international laws relating to the discovery of Nazi materials - especially those which had been stolen from other countries. ‘We’ll have to tell the Austrian government about this. I’m sorry.’
‘I know, I know.’ Staumberg rubbed his forehead. ‘But can you please give us time to move our, ah, equipment to another room before you do?’
‘I think that would be fair, considering how helpful you’ve been.’
He smiled in faint relief. Meanwhile, Chase and Mitchell expanded the hole, pulling out more stones to reveal six crates in all. Chase removed the tarpaulin, finding a leather-bound ledger hidden beneath. A brief flick through the pages revealed an itemised list, all in German. ‘What do you reckon this is?’
Staumberg examined it. ‘It is a list - a list of everything in the crates!’
‘German efficiency,’ Chase joked.
Staumberg’s eyes widened as he read further. ‘It really is treasure - there is gold, silver, jewellery, religious relics . . .’
‘What about the sword?’ Mitchell demanded. ‘Does it mention a sword?’
The Austrian kept reading. ‘Yes, here! “Jewelled sword hilt with gold and silver decorations, blade broken. Obtained Koroneou, claimed to be of historic significance.” There is also an estimated value in marks, and - and it even says which crate it is in.’ He looked through the hole as Chase directed the torch beam over the stencilled numbers on each box. ‘That one!’
Mitchell and Chase quickly removed the crate and placed it on the floor, using the pickaxe as an impromptu crowbar to prise it open. Inside were several objects wrapped in waxed paper.
‘It’s got to be this,’ said Chase, taking out the largest. He unwrapped it . . .
‘Wow,’ whispered Nina.
It was indeed the hilt of a sword, gemstones set into the steel, lines of gold and silver twined around them. But they weren’t what caught Nina’s eye: instead, she looked at the broken stub of the blade, sheared off some five inches below the ornate guard. Inscribed in the metal was a symbol.
A labyrinth. Just like the ones on the piece they had recovered from Syria.
She took the sword from Chase, holding it up to the light. ‘I think we have a match,’ she announced.
‘Awesome,’ said Mitchell. ‘Now we need to—’
The door was kicked open with a bang.
A rangy, hollow-cheeked man with hair shaved down to a black stubble stood outside, a pistol aimed into the room. Everyone froze. The man entered, momentary surprise at his surroundings quickly vanishing as he focused on his objective. He pointed at Nina. ‘You,’ he said, accent thickly Russian, ‘give me sword.’
Mitchell moved in front of her, hands raised. ‘Stay calm,’ he ordered. He took another step, passing Chase. The Russian regarded him suspiciously. ‘We already have the blade, and without it your boss will never find Excalibur.’ He added something in Russian.
The man replied in kind. Nina had no idea what he said, but he was certainly vehement about it. ‘Worth a try,’ Mitchell sighed, backing away. ‘Nina, give him the sword.’
‘You just want to hand it over?’ Chase said.
‘It’s that or get shot. Nina, go on.’
Hesitantly, Nina stepped forward. The Russian nodded:
Come here
. She advanced again. ‘You want the sword?’ she asked. ‘
Catch!
’
She tossed the hilt at his face.
He instinctively snapped up his own hands to catch it, the gun clanging against the ancient metal. But it only took a moment for him to recover, anger flaring as he brought the gun back down—
Whock!
The Russian abruptly spun through ninety degrees, wobbled, and slumped face first on to the black tiles. Chase looked down at him with satisfaction . . . then gave a startled ‘Ugh!’ and dropped his makeshift cosh - the largest of the dildos - as it occurred to him what he was holding and where it had probably been.
He picked up the unconscious man’s gun. ‘Bloody hell. I’ve done a lot of weird stuff in my life, but I never,
ever
thought I’d break a man’s jaw with a foot-long rubber cock.’
‘We need to get out of here and call the police,’ said Mitchell. He took out his phone. ‘Shit. No signal.’
‘We
are
in a cellar,’ Nina reminded him as she retrieved the sword hilt. She turned to Staumberg and Kurt. ‘They’re after us and the sword, not you. Is there anywhere down here you can hide?’ Staumberg nodded.
‘Go there and wait for the police,’ Chase told him. He checked the gun, a Steyr M9 - fifteen 9mm rounds, fully loaded - and moved to the door. Nobody else in the wine cellar, and no sounds of movement. ‘Nina, Jack, come on.’
They hurried back through the cellar. ‘How the hell did they find us?’ Nina asked. ‘They couldn’t have gone through Bernd’s notes this quickly!’
‘Guess they weren’t as hard to decipher as he thought,’ said Mitchell. ‘No point worrying about it now, though.’
Chase stopped at the door to check ahead. Still no one. The Englishman taking point, they headed for the stairs.
Halfway up, they heard a door slam. ‘Wait,’ Chase whispered, creeping upwards until he could see the main passageway on the upper cellar level. Nobody there, though he could hear activity off to one side. He warily peered round the corner and saw an open door, lights on beyond it and the bangs and rattles of somebody looking through cupboards. Presumably Rust’s notes hadn’t offered any specific suggestions about where the Nazi hoard might be hidden. ‘Okay, come on.’ Nina and Mitchell advanced as quietly as they could, Chase keeping the gun trained on the open door as they passed him and ascended the next flight of stairs.
‘What’s the plan?’ Nina asked as he followed them.
‘Get to the car and get out of the Schloss Adler here. Soon as we’re clear, we call the cops. We just need to stay ahead of them until we can get help.’
‘Maybe, but we still have to reach the SUV,’ said Mitchell as they reached the top of the stairs. Chase made sure the way was clear, then they ran to the double doors of the great hall.
He eased them open and looked through. He couldn’t see anyone in the hall, but his view of the balcony above was limited, and the main doors at the far end were open. There could be intruders in the courtyard.
Mitchell looked over his shoulder. ‘Is it clear?’
‘Have to chance it.’ He darted through the doors, whipping the gun from side to side. ‘Okay, come on.’
They ran down the hall towards the exit—
Someone shouted in Russian.
‘Shit!’ Chase yelped, whirling to bring up his gun. Another man was on the balcony to his left, a sinister little Czech ‘Skorpion’ machine pistol in his hand. Chase unleashed four rapid shots, splintering the wooden railing and forcing the Russian to dive to the floor. He shouted again, this time for help.
‘Get into cover!’ ordered Chase - but Mitchell had already done so, pulling Nina between the hanging tapestries and suits of armour into the area beneath the damaged balcony, the spiral staircase at its rear. Chase quickly backed across to the opposite side of the hall, gun at the ready. The moment his opponent showed his head, he was going to lose a chunk of it . . .
More shouts, but now from the far end of the hall. Three people ran in through the front doors.
All armed.
‘Oh,
fuck
!’ Chase gasped, hurling himself behind one of the thick oak pillars supporting the balcony as a spray of sub-machine gun bullets ripped into it.
13
‘
S
hit! What do we do?’ Nina cried, looking across at Chase. He was in the cover of the pillar, but it would only take a few seconds for the new arrivals to reach a position where they could either shoot directly at him, or force him into the line of fire of the man above them.
‘There’s nothing we
can
do!’ Mitchell told her. He pulled her towards the metal spiral staircase. ‘Come on!’
Chase saw them move. On the stairs, they’d be visible to the bad guys at the other end of the hall, easy targets as they climbed . . .
He leaned round the ravaged pillar and let off three shots, as much to distract as to kill. As he’d hoped, the Russians ran for cover.
The Skorpion’s high-pitched clatter echoed from the balcony, another burst of bullets tearing chunks out of the oak. Chase shielded his face as splinters flew around him. He had to find better cover.
Nina scrambled up the stairs, Mitchell right behind her. She looked down the hall as Chase fired another two shots. ‘Jesus! It’s her!’ One of the trio running towards the stone staircase at the end of the balcony opposite was the female sniper she’d seen in Bournemouth, her hair now dyed a vivid red.
‘Dominika Romanova,’ said Mitchell.
‘She killed Bernd—’
‘I know. Keep going!’
Chase blasted two more suppressive shots up at the balcony. Metal clanged as one hit a suit of armour. The Skorpion stopped firing as the Russian ducked again.
Move
—
He sprinted for the pair of broader wooden columns supporting the corner of the balcony at the hall’s rear. More bullets flew after him, setting the tapestries flapping and causing one of the suits of armour to crash in pieces to the floor. He dived, rolling behind the rectangular base of the two pillars. From here he was shielded from the balcony
and
the far end of the hall, and had a better firing angle at both.
Though with only four bullets left, he’d have to make each of them count.
The man above saw that he had lost his target. He ran for the stone stairs at the end of the balcony to join his comrades.
Nina reached the top of the spiral staircase. A chill of fear hit her as she saw the gunman on the balcony - but his back was to her as he descended the stairs.
The door leading to Staumberg’s study was only a few feet away. ‘Come on!’ she said. ‘Through here—’
The door opened.
Nina found herself face to face with yet another of Vaskovich’s thugs, a squat man with his hair tied in a topknot. They both flinched at the unexpected close encounter - then the Russian smiled malevolently as he brought up his gun—
Mitchell swept Nina aside, whipping round with shocking speed to deliver a roundhouse kick. The gun flew from the Russian’s hand and spun over the railing. Before the startled man could react, Mitchell kicked him again, driving a heel into his stomach and sending him flying back through the door. There was a nasty crack as his head hit a wall, and he collapsed.
Dominika heard the commotion and shouted an order. The man descending the stairs reversed course, heading back to the balcony. One of her companions fired a burst at Chase to pin him down, then sprinted up the stairs after his comrade, long black coat swirling like a cape.
Chase looked up - and saw Nina and Mitchell, unable to see what was happening on the staircase, running along the balcony towards the Russians. ‘No, go back!’ he shouted - but was drowned out as Dominika and the other man opened fire with their MP-5Ks. Chunks of the pillars protecting him blew apart under the onslaught. ‘Jesus!’
Nina reached the stairs - and stopped as she saw the Russian running back up, another man a few steps behind. Both men were armed, and the only weapon she and Mitchell had between them was a broken sword.
If they couldn’t attack, they had to
defend
. . .
A suit of armour stood guard at the top of the stairs, empty arms crossed over its chest above a broad shield. Nina shoved the whole display over. The armour tumbled down the stairs, exploding into a cascade of gleaming metal pieces. The steel wave swept the first Russian back down the steps with a pained cry.
The second man leapt over him - and
kept
leaping, propelling himself off the wall across to the banister, then back to the wall and finally into a somersault that brought him to a perfect landing in front of Nina. His overcoat swirled around him with a dramatic
fwumph
.
‘ Ah . . .
’kay
,’ said Nina, startled by the gravity-defying display. ‘Jack, what now?’
Mitchell pushed past her, hands raised in a martial arts form. ‘I’ll take care of him.’
‘He has a
gun
!’
‘It’s not his style. Is it, Zakhar? Think you can take me?’ To Nina’s surprise, Mitchell was right, the slick-haired young man slipping his compact sub-machine gun into his coat. The two men sized each other up - then both moved at once, fists snapping out and feet slicing in a flurry of strikes and blocks. They seemed evenly matched . . . but then Mitchell started to be driven back along the balcony.
Chase saw the whirling brawl from below. What the hell was Mitchell
doing
? But he had no time to think about it as he came under fire again. The oak columns now resembled well-gnawed apple cores, his cover being eaten away. He snapped off two shots, firing practically blind. Only two bullets left now—
One of the double doors in the rear wall flew off its hinges with a crash and landed several feet away. The gunfire ceased. Chase whirled to take in the new threat. The giant scar-faced Russian who had stolen Nina’s laptop - Maximov, ‘the Bulldozer’ - leered through the gap at him.
‘Oh, fuck off, Zangief,’ said Chase, pulling the trigger.
Maximov jerked back, but not fast enough. The bullet ripped into his thick bicep, splattering the remaining door with blood. Chase heard a groan from the corridor.
An almost
orgasmic
groan.
He suddenly remembered what Mitchell had told them about Maximov’s scrambled nervous system. ‘Buggeration . . .’
The heavy door swung back - and vanished into the corridor, wrenched from its frame. A moment later it reappeared, a huge hand clamped round each edge as the Russian held it in front of him like a shield.
Chase fired his last shot at the centre of the door, where Maximov’s chest would be. The giant jerked and came to a standstill - but only for a second. The bullet had been slowed so much by two inches of dense old oak that it lacked the power to penetrate his ribcage. Instead, the impact only seemed to spur him on. ‘I come for you, little
maaaaaan
!’
He rushed at Chase, swinging the door like a colossal fly-swatter and sending the Englishman flying, demolishing another suit of armour. Pieces scattered cacophonously around him, the blade of the long-handled halberd it had held thunking an inch deep into the floorboards.
Groaning, Chase looked up. Dominika and her comrade had advanced - but though their MP-5Ks were still raised, their fingers were off the triggers. Both were smiling. They wanted to watch the show.
The man laughed and nudged Dominika, saying something mocking in Russian. Chase sat up, one hand falling on a piece of curved metal - and he hurled the armour’s high steel collar at the snickering man like a Frisbee. Its edge slammed into his face, crushing his nose with a splintering wet crunch. He shrieked and staggered backwards, blood spurting from both nostrils.
Dominika snapped up her gun - but Maximov had now reached Chase. She held fire, waiting for a clear shot.
Blood seeping down his chest where the bullet had struck, Maximov effortlessly lifted Chase so they were practically face to face, grinning at him with yellow teeth—
Chase head-butted him.
And wished he hadn’t. ‘Ow, fuck!’ he gasped as coloured starbursts flared in his vision. The bastard really
did
have a metal plate in his skull! Maximov’s demented grin widened, a rumbling laugh escaping his throat as he tossed Chase back down into the pile of debris.
Chase yelled as the spike sticking up from the back of the halberd’s axe-head stabbed into his arm. He jerked away, leaving blood on the steel.
Maximov advanced again, plate-sized hands reaching out for him. Chase seized the halberd just beneath the axe-head and tugged it free, bounding to his feet. Dominika raised her gun, Maximov’s proximity making her hesitate . . .
Chase cracked the end of the halberd’s shaft against her kneecap. She stumbled. Before she could recover, he swept it up and caught the woman a vicious blow under her chin. She fell against one of the hanging tapestries.
‘Dominika!’ yelled Maximov, his concern rapidly turning to rage as his mad eyes locked on to her attacker.
Chase swung the halberd again.
Maximov raised a tree-like arm to block it, the handle snapping in two to leave Chase clutching just a stump of wood with a blade attached. He hurriedly flipped what was left of the weapon over to wield it like a hatchet, but unless he took Maximov’s entire head off with a single swipe he didn’t fancy his chances.
He didn’t try. Instead, he grabbed the rope holding up the tapestry with one hand - and slashed the axe-head through it with the other.
Chase was no featherweight, but the weight of over a hundred square feet of thick, richly embroidered cloth on a sturdy wooden hanger was more than enough to whisk him upwards as the tapestry fell. It knocked Dominika to the floor beneath its folds.
Chase grabbed the balcony railing. He pulled himself over and took in the scene below. The man with the broken nose was still blindly reeling as he tried to staunch the blood gushing down his face. Dominika was engulfed by the tapestry, while Maximov scowled impotently up at him, the idea of retrieving one of the guns apparently too complex for his brain to accommodate.
Nina
—
She was on the opposite side of the balcony, watching as Mitchell fought the Russian in the long coat.
One of Zakhar’s kicks finally broke through the American’s defences, a heel smashing into Mitchell’s shin. He lurched, face twisting with pain. He knew another blow would be coming and tried to raise his arms to intercept it - but not quickly enough. Zakhar ploughed his knuckles into Mitchell’s throat. He collapsed, choking.
‘Jack!’ Nina cried, but the Russian stepped over him, one hand smoothing his long hair. He looked down at the broken weapon she was clutching.
‘Hello, sexy lady,’ he said. ‘Give me sword, please.’
Nina backed away. ‘I’d rather not.’
He pouted theatrically, running his hand through his hair once more. ‘Okay, I ask again.’ He pulled out his gun and pointed it at her. ‘
Now
give me sword. Please.’
Nina hesitated, and heard a sudden clash of metal - from
above
. She looked round, as did Zakhar - who was abruptly swept off his feet as Chase, swinging from a chandelier, scooped him up between his legs and sent him flying through one of the stained glass windows. He screamed as he fell, the shriek abruptly truncated by a breathless ‘Oof !’ as he slammed down on the roof of an outbuilding in the courtyard.
Chase had problems of his own. He was already spinning back out over the hall - and a sharp crack from above warned him that the chandelier was about to pull loose from the ceiling.
He flung himself at the other balcony . . .
And fell short.
Chase grabbed desperately at a tapestry as the chandelier tore free and smashed to the ground. One hand caught the edge of the thick cloth. Flailing for another handhold, he dangled from the tapestry some fifteen feet in the air . . .
Rrrrrrip.
‘Oh, shit.’ The cloth was tearing away from the beam on which it was hung. Even as he watched, the ragged gap raced across the width of the tapestry. ‘Oh,
shit
!’
Chase swung wildly as the tapestry tore. He was heading right at Maximov, whose arms were eagerly raised to grab and crush him—
He slammed his outstretched legs into Maximov’s chest.
There was a thud of impact, then Chase fell painfully to the floor. His kick had only knocked Maximov back, not down. The Russian was a bearded Terminator, seemingly invincible.
Nina ran over the shards of broken glass to help Mitchell. ‘Are you okay?’
‘Won’t be singing in the choir for a while,’ he wheezed, rubbing his bruised throat. ‘Where’s the sword?’
Nina held it up. ‘Right here.’
‘Eddie?’
‘Oh, Christ.’ Chase was scrambling on his back along the floor below, Maximov stomping after him. ‘Come on!’ She vaulted Mitchell and ran down the stairs as the Russian grabbed Chase and yanked him up like a child.
The armour she had knocked over was scattered all around, the man it had hit on all fours, just recovering. The Skorpion was inches from his hand. He looked up as he heard Nina’s footsteps—
She swung the knight’s shield at his head. There was a ringing thud of metal against bone, and he dropped to the floor. Another of Vaskovich’s mercenaries stood nearby, both hands clamped over his bloodied face; another swing, another clang, and he too went down.
Nina threw away the dented shield and picked up the gun. Across the hall, Maximov was busy slamming Chase repeatedly against a pillar. ‘Hey!’ she shouted.
Maximov turned his head, saw the gun - and threw Chase at her like a balding missile.
She tried to dodge, but he hit her shoulder, sending them both to the ground. The gun went off as she fell. The bullet ricocheted off something with a high-pitched twang.
Nina opened her eyes to see Maximov looking up cross-eyed at his own forehead. For a moment, a dull sheen of metal was visible behind the torn skin before blood flowed over it, dripping on to his nose. The huge Russian’s knees trembled and he slumped on to his backside with a thump. A vacant grin spread across his face.