The Saturdays (2 page)

“You've missed Adolf Hitler, though,” said Randy, thumping down off the trapeze and lying on the rug beside him. “See up there? That long fady line is his nose, and those two little chips are his eyes, and that dark place where you threw the plasticine is his mustache.”

“I'm going to throw some more plasticine and make it into George Bernard Shaw,” said Rush.

“Who's he?” inquired Randy.

“Oh, a man with a beard,” said Rush. “I'd rather look at him than Hitler.”

Mona put down her book.

“George Bernard Shaw is a playwright,” she said. “My heavens, don't you even know
that?
He wrote a play called
Saint Joan,
all about Joan of Arc, that I'm going to act in someday.”

“I bet that's why you were walking around your room, holding the curtain rod out in front of you, yesterday. You had kind of a moony expression and you kept talking to yourself. I thought to myself, she's gone goofy at last.” Rush shook his head and laughed appreciatively.

But Mona didn't get mad. She just flapped her braids and said, “I wish you'd stop spying around. It's getting so there's no place I can practice my acting except in the bathroom.”

All the Melendys knew what they were going to be when they grew up. Some of them were going to follow several professions. Mona, of course, had decided to be an actress. She could (and did) recite yards of poetry and Shakespeare at the drop of a hat. Randy was going to paint pictures and be a dancer. Rush was going to be the best pianist in the world, and a great engineer as well: the kind that builds suspension bridges, and dams, and railroads. Oliver was going to be an engineer too, but he was going to be the kind that drives trains. It was nice to have it all settled.

Meanwhile they got along very pleasantly just being children. It was sad that they had no mother, but they
did
have Father and he could not have been improved upon as a parent. And there was Cuffy; dear Cuffy, who was housekeeper, nurse, cook, and substitute mother, grandmother, and aunt. One couldn't even imagine the house without her in it. She had always been there and it seemed as though she always would be. Her real name was Mrs. Evangeline Cuthbert-Stanley, but ever since Mona at eighteen months had solved the problem with “Cuffy,” she had been called nothing else. She was fat in a nice comfortable way: fat enough to creak and puff when she went up and down the stairs, but not so fat that she had no lap to sit on. She had a nice comfortable face too: wrinkles and round cheeks, and teeth as regular and gleaming as the white keys on a piano. Late at night if you had a stomachache or a bad dream and woke Cuffy up to tell her about it she looked different (though still nice). Her front hair was all curled up in little snails on the top of her head, while her back hair hung down in a big grey mare's-tail. Her face looked rather fallen in, and she spoke distantly as though inside a cave, because there on the floor beside her bed you could see all her beautiful white teeth grinning in a glass of water. Cuffy ruled the house. And it was an extensive domain.

Besides the Office on the top floor, there was the storeroom. Between the Office and the storeroom, as on every floor, there was a bathroom. This one served as a sort of laboratory. In it were bowls of tropical fish, Oliver's turtle, a bathtub full of damp clay, and a medicine cabinet stacked with jars of finger paint. A great swoosh of raffia hung over the towel rack. On the next floor below were Father and Rush's two rooms and below that Mona and Randy shared a room as did Cuffy and Oliver. The living room was on the first floor and so was Father's study, where through the closed door you could almost always hear the pecking and chiming of his typewriter. The kitchen and dining room were in the semibasement, and still below them was the real basement where the furnace lived, precious as the heart in a human body. It had to be watched tenderly, fed at regular intervals, cranked, shaken, and relieved of its coal gas. This was all taken care of by Willy Sloper who came in by the day and who always referred to the furnace as “She.” “I got her wide open,” he'd tell you on a cold night, or “Say, Cuffy, she'll be needing a couple tons stove coal tomorra, next day, tella Boss.” Or oftener still with a knock on Father's study door, “Say, Mr. Melendy, the furnace, she's on the fritz again.” This would be followed by an exasperated sound from Father. Once he said, “Okay, Willy. Call in Mr. Yellen. But the next time she acts up I'm going to replace her with a good dependable oil furnace; maybe gas. This way it's like being married to an Italian opera singer. Tell her I said so.”

All the Melendy children had their own jobs. They each had not one but several. For instance, they made their own beds and took weekly turns at cleaning the Office (all except Oliver, of course). And the cleaning had to be thorough. Under Cuffy's eagle eye there could be no nonsense such as sweeping things under things, or shaking the mop out the window, or dusting only where it showed. It had to be well done. In addition to these there were the special jobs. Rush shined all the shoes, took care of the fuse box, repaired the radio when necessary, and was sort of plumber's assistant to Willy Sloper. Mona helped Cuffy with the mending and ironing, and had the entire responsibility of keeping the living room tidy. Randy always set the dinner table and dried the dishes, as well as sorting the laundry and making out the lists. Even Oliver had his chores. He had to water all the plants, and feed the fish and his turtle, and see that the clay in the tub was kept moist.

So between jobs and school and amusing themselves life for the Melendys rarely contained a dull moment.

This, however, was one of them.

“I'm so b-o-o-o-o-red!” groaned Randy, lifting one foot in the air and letting it drop heavily as though simply unable to sustain the weight of her boredom.

“You and me, both,” agreed Rush.

“And I'm bored listening to you complain,” complained Mona, slapping her book together.

Oliver paid no attention to any of them. “Why don't we play something? Parcheesi or something?” suggested Mona.

“Oh, Par
cheesi!
” scoffed Randy.

“Well, you used to like it. Then how about making something out of clay, or drawing, or we might do a play.”

“Clay's dreary on a wet day, and I'm tired of drawing, and it's no fun being in plays with you, Mona, because you take all the leading parts, and Rush and I are only the fathers and mothers or the maids or the policemen or something.”

“Oh, all right, you're impossible!” Mona retired to her book. “Why don't you read?”

“I've read everything,” said Randy, which wasn't true, but she was enjoying being difficult. It was a novelty.

“The radio's busted again, I suppose. I could fix that,” said Rush, and got up. But instead he went to the piano and stood there, one hand in his pocket, and his other hand skipping over the keys, jigging out a neat precise little tune that they all knew.

“And for heaven's sake don't play Bach,” ordered Randy. “It's so
jumpy
for today.”

Rush slung his leg over the piano stool and sat down. With both hands he began to play slow deep chords that fitted together into a wonderful dark mysterious music.

“Yes, that's better for today,” approved Randy. “What is it anyway?”

“Bach,” said Rush without turning his head. “Just shows how much you know about music.”

“Not an awful lot,” admitted Randy humbly.

“Not any,” said Rush.

He played another bar.

“Not many people your age do, though,” he added kindly. “Gee! I wish I had enough money to go to Carnegie Hall and hear something good. Schnabel or somebody.”

“You got your allowance today,” said Mona. She could read and listen at the same time.

“Fifty cents isn't enough,” said Rush. “And besides I need some shoelaces and a new writing pad and I owe a dime to a guy at school.”

Randy sat up on the hearth rug and stared into the fire. There was one little fitful pale-blue flame among all the golden ones in the grate.

“I have an idea,” she said slowly.

Mona went on reading. Rush went on playing. Oliver went on drawing his fourteenth battleship.

“I think I have a good idea,” repeated Randy patiently, and they looked at her.

“Well?” said Mona, her finger in her book.

“Let's start a club!” suggested Randy.

“Oh, look at all the clubs we've had already,” said Rush. “The Mystery-Solving Club. The Tropical Fish Collectors Club. The Helping-Cut-Down-the-Electric-Light-Bill Club. What ever happened to any of them? They were all the same. Mona was always president and we never had more than two meetings.”

“But this one will be different,” persisted Randy. “Listen, Rush. Each of us (except Oliver, of course) gets fifty cents allowance every Saturday. Now. You want to go to Carnegie Hall and hear some music. Mona wants to go to a play. I want to see those French pictures Father was talking about. Every single one of those things costs more than fifty cents. Now what I was thinking was this. We're all old enough to be allowed to go out by ourselves—except Oliver—if we promise to be careful and not get run over or talk to people or anything. So why don't we put all our allowances together once a week and let one of us spend them? I mean, for instance, Mona would get a dollar and a half next Saturday and she could go to a play. Then the next week you'd get it, and the week after that it would be my turn. See? Only one rule would be that we couldn't save it, or just spend it on things like candy or a movie. We'd have to do something really good with it; something we'd always wanted to do.”

“Say, that's not a bad idea at all.” Rush looked excited. “We could pool our resources—that's what it's called, pooling your resources. Gee whiz, that would mean a dollar and a half for each of us if we pooled our resources!”

“We'd have to ask Father,” said Mona.

“Oh, he'd say yes. He believes in children being independent.”

“We'd have to ask Cuffy.”

“Well, if we asked Father first and he said yes Cuffy would say yes too. You know she would.”

“And what about shoelaces and pads and the dimes we owe?” Mona meant to find every flaw in the plan before she was won over. “There are always things like that.”

“We'll just have to be careful,” replied Rush.

“And there's always the Pig if necessary.”

They all looked at the big painted Mexican pig bank on the bookcase. He was full of undigested pennies and nickels: so far nothing had ever justified emptying him.

“I couldn't bear to break him,” mourned Randy.

“I think we could get enough out just by jiggling him upside down. And by kind of helping the pennies out with a nail file,” supplied Rush.

Mona gave him a look. “You sound as if you'd tried it already.”

“Just once,” admitted Rush. “Just to see how much there was. I put it all back in again though. There was seventy-nine cents then, and I bet there's a lot more now.”

“I don't know, Randy.” Mona was beginning to look excited too. “Maybe it
is
a good idea.”

“Good? It's swell!” boasted Randy happily. “But we have to think of a name for the club.”

“We could call it The Pig if Necessary Club,” suggested Rush.

“Or the Pooled Resources Club,” said Mona, with a withering glance. “Why not just The Saturday Club?”

“That sounds like a lot of dressed-up grown-up ladies listening to Tchaikovsky,” objected Rush. “Let's see. I know! We can call it The Independent Saturday Afternoon Adventure Club. In front of people we can speak of it by its initials. I.S.A.A.C. Get it? It sounds just like the name Isaac and nobody will ever catch on!”

“Oh, Rush, I think that's really good!” cried Randy enthusiastically, and even Mona was forced to agree.

“I want to belong,” said Oliver unexpectedly, in a loud firm voice.

“Belong? But, darling, you're too young,” said Mona. “You won't be allowed to go out by yourself for at least four years.”

“And you only get ten cents a week,” Rush reminded him a little unkindly.

“That's all right,” persisted Oliver doggedly, “I can go out with Cuffy. I'll give you my ten cents each week so I won't be able to spend it. And then when it's my turn you can each give me my ten cents back. Then I'll have four dimes and I can go to the dime store and get a whole set of field artillery.”

Rush looked at him in awe. “Not bad figuring for a kid your age.” He turned to Randy. “I make a motion we let him join.”

“Of course he'll join!” responded Randy warmly. And she went over to give Oliver a big hug which he avoided neatly by putting his head under the table.

“Listen!” said Mona, looking a little self-conscious. “Is it all right if we do anything we want to? I mean, if I want to do something more than go to a play, can I do it?”