The Richard Burton Diaries (132 page)

Thursday 23rd
[...] Hathaway told me that we had six days left as from yesterday. The last few days always seem the longest in any film or play and yet time flies all the same. I am still reading Manchester's long tome about the
Krupps which I had neglected for several days. Virtually every paragraph contains an enormity. I wonder what I would have behaved like had I been a working-class German at that nightmare time. I don't think I could kill a child or a broken old man or an emaciated young one as they did, as one might swat a fly so to speak. But it was so much an ordinary day for so many Germans that I am riddled with possible guilt. No I couldn't do it and that's flat. More and more it seems ludicrous that we did not train and use a special force to kill Hitler himself sometime in the early forties. We could have saved two years of war with a little luck and millions of people would have been saved. I wonder if any of our special services ever seriously thought about it. It seems, in retrospect, an obvious thing to do. Difficult I know but with the disaffection of certain highly placed Germans, which Alan Dulles knew about in Switzerland early in the war, by no means impossible.
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I suppose the obvious never occurs to the great minds that saw us through disaster after disaster.

Friday 24th
[...] Yesterday was another very hot day for us actors particularly wearing our jackboots and high-neck uniforms and tight gun-belts and with the reflectors and the mini-arcs always on. Hotter ‘n Hell as I say in the script and which might become the title of the film according to Hathaway. [...]

Saturday 25th
This should be my last weekend here and a week tomorrow we should be on the Super-Chief steaming across the continent to New York and on to the
QE2
on the 6th August.
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Keen looking forward. What shall I take to read I muse deliciously.
The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
which I have yet to read in its entirety.
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Re-read Dickens favourites –
Bleak House, Dombey and Son Great Expectations, Tale of Two Cities
. Something like those and a mass of paperbacks for night reading in the swaying roaring train with the bedlight on. Breakfast with the local paper and the Pump Room in Chicago for lunch.

Alex Lucas, producer of
Hammersmith is Out
arrived unannounced yesterday morning as I was sitting on the beach. [...] He had brought two copies of the script with him one of which we gave to Frank Beeston to read with a view to his giving us a rough costing.
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We want to shoot it without benefit of a studio and entirely on location if possible. I shall await Frank's reactions with interest. We shall take the same cameraman as we use on this probably, but I would like to see the work on this first before a definite commitment. [...]

Sunday 26th
I was bloody irritated by work yesterday and this was surprising as this is the first film I've ever been in which didn't frustrate and bore me with the inevitable delays and hangings-about. My back muscles were aching a lot and it would be a day when I had to lie down with my head up and my spine hooped against the earth, the worst and most uncomfortable position for a pulled back muscle. [...] There were two journalists for interviews. One was called Leblanc and the other's name I don't recall. They were both bottom-of-the-barrel types, the nameless one being unbelievably square. He asked me – all his questions had been neatly written about beforehand – ‘Do you think Mr Burton that there is a little of
Camelot
in every man?’ ‘Have you read a book called the
Peter Principle
the contention being that having achieved a certain plateau of incompetence you must then aspire to a higher plateau?‘
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No, I hadn't read the book but thought that in my profession one was almost always awarded a knighthood when the plateau had been reached, when ‘they’ were perfectly sure that you were not going to surprise them any more. What is the ‘Peter Principle’ I wonder? I suppose it's somewhere in the same school as Parkinson's Law.
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I'll find it and read it up.

Only 3 or 4 more days now to the lovin arms of Sheba. Good idea to be away from her a little now and agin. Appreciate her more. Very strange to have no one to talk to and gossip with. Rather be home nevertheless Home being where she is. [...]

Apart from pulling that damned muscle I am pretty limber – largely from climbing in and out of tanks and lorries and running across the sand and diving into various holes when explosions are supposed to be going off. Hathaway said to me yesterday what a revelation I was to work with. He had heard, he said, that I was a consummate professional but that I was super-pro and super-on-time etc. I said how much I admired his thoroughness too and that we should try something really ambitious together one of these days. There was nothing he'd like more, he said. So there. How to make friends. [...]

Monday 27th
Went out and sunbathed in the morning until too many people came on to the beach and then withdrew to the rooms at about one o'clock when Brook fried up some spam and sausage and scrambled some eggs. Went on to the bed to read but fell asleep and awoke to find Elizabeth standing in the doorway. It was very shocking and I was numbed with surprise. I am not very good at being surprised. I simply become very casual as if I had expected what the surprise was all the time. E was like Nellie Nemesis. Everything she had to tell me was instinct with near tragedy. Her teeth naturally had to be the ultimate
in difficulty and she had an allergy to something that nobody had ever had an allergy to before which took the form of a five minute ‘tacky-cardy’ attack which gave her acute St Vitus dance and frightened the shit out of her for the rest of the time. [...]

Then it turns out that E went out nightclubbing with Rex Kennamer and they were, on their way home to the hotel, chased and bothered by the attentions of some man in a Volkswagen who kept swerving the car across the road to try and stop them. [...]

Then E told me to my astonishment that she had gone to have dinner at Joyce Haber's house. Now Joyce Haber is the descendant of Hedda Hopper and just as stupid and virulent and snide.
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I expressed surprise and asked what the devil she was doing at a gossip-columnist's house and she said she just tagged along with swinging Rex Kennamer to see a film. I asked since when she went to the homes of such people and she became very antagonistic and defensive and at one point started shouting and bawling about how lonely she was and that the dental work had shaken her up and she couldn't stand being alone in the bungalow etc. I gave up. [...]

Tuesday 28th
[...] I only worked half the day yesterday with HH [Henry Hathaway] dismissing me at about 2 o'clock. In the meantime I had run and shouted and operated the flame thrower – once falling flat on my back while doing so and generally speaking being very hot. E came out about 11 and we lunched together and E drove me home with great élan in the Cadillac. [...] We are both looking forward to going home to Europe and the
Kalizma
and the journey on the
Chief
and the
QE2
is also looked forward to as a great treat. I hope the
Chief
is as good as it used to be. New York is likely to be hard work with Aaron around but perhaps I can do some of that work on the train which might give us some freedom in the big city before getting on to the blissful isolation of the
QE
.

Today I have lots of bits and pieces before a two page chat with Clinton Greyn and the end of the picture. I believe there will be no dubbing so I will be entirely finished as of tomorrow night, crossing my fingers.

Brother Graham, with his usual mindless bonhomie, folie de grandeur, and doubtless full of booze, had been entertaining the press again re my early life. The press concerned is that rag of all rags – the
People
newspaper. The ultimate in cheap journalism. They are about to do a several part article on my life and loves. This will be shame-making for a day and then will disappear into a just oblivion very rapidly, but it's a bore nevertheless. Why does little Graham do these things – even after the outrageous mess-up with the
News of the World
some years ago. He has entertained the writer of the article in his house
and taken them round to the other members of the family etc. and generally aided and abetted them in every way. He is a complete nincompoop and will never learn. I don't know whether I should write him a scathing letter or forget the whole thing. There is a letter from the
People
man to Aaron which indicates that he is in the same literary league as Graham and well down to barrel-scraping standards. Ah well. Ah well.

Wednesday 29th
This is the last day of the film and we shall be back in the B. H. Hotel tonight and firmly planted in front of the TV set on which a splendid game of baseball will be going on if there's any justice in this world.

I wrote a page of remonstrance to Graham yesterday morning about the
People
and was going to finish it this morning but E pointed out sagely that my letter was so well written that it might over-impress Graham to the extent that ‘the dummy might show it to the Press with a "hey look what my brother thinks about you lot".’ So I will write a shorter pithier one.

I got myself blown up yesterday and wounded in the leg and said the last immortal lines of the film which are ‘Perhaps Rommel won't want to shoot two such devoted stamp-collectors as you and me.’

E came to lunch and made several oblique remarks which made me to realize that she had been reading this diary. I'm supposed to put in something nice today but am not going to. She's alright I suppose and is good at cards, though I reduced my losses to about $13 yesterday and I prefer having her around to not having her around, ‘there's no living with her or without’ her as the feller said, and she's very good-looking etc. and wears hardly any make-up and is a bit tubby but that in all honesty is about as far as I can go with praise. She fries a fair banger and grills an honest tomato and browns a nice onion perhaps. That'll do for now.

We are going to fly from here tonight in the twin-engined Cessna land at Mexicali or Calexico or both for clearance and fly on to Burbank and automobile it home to the B. H.
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Everybody is very relieved to be finished and not many people, apart from me, will look back on this film with any particular pleasure. I think of it as an eye opener as to how efficiently – how much more efficiently – one can work with a skeleton crew. We have done the film for well under $1m. I should count my earnings as approx $
¹
/
₂
m certain with a probability of double or triple that and a possibility of five times that. Anyway enough to pay our expenses for a couple of years and live in the style to which we are accustomed.

Hathaway was at his most irascible yesterday, probably because the piece is coming to an end.

Thursday 30th, Beverly Hills Hotel
[...] Perversely having survived without any ‘trots’ etc. down in primitive little San Felipe I have them this morning in the Beverly Hills hotel. So badly indeed that there was nearly an horrendous accident in bed this morning. I made it in time, but it was touch and go. E was very nervous all the way up in the plane and held my hand several times en route. [...] With my new-found fatalism, or whatever this new placidity is, I was as relaxed as if in a train. I did the quite hopeless
LA Times
crossword. You might say that American crosswords are indicative of the national mind. They are all – even the
New York Times
uncomplicated synonyms except on Sundays when they are general knowledge tests and for the solving of which you must be armed with reference books. There are no plays on words, no puns, no anagrams. The only crossword I've come across in the USA that matches in any way the ingenuity of British puzzles is the Diacryptic of the
Saturday Review
, but its more popular one is the Double-Crostic which is straight synonyms or definitions. ‘King of Westphalia – 1227 – 97.’ That sort of thing. Occasionally a quotation with a blank space. In lesser papers like the
LA Times
and
The San Diego Union
which I've been reading in San Felipe they are child-like in their simplicity. In fact they can be difficult for the solver expecting subtleties. ‘Industries (abb)’ turns out to be ‘Inds’. Honest to God. But I do them nevertheless, usually as a challenge against time. Once I did one as fast as I could write it down which would be about 3 to 5 minutes. Sometimes one is held up by a definition like ‘root of indigenous Peruvian palm used in dyes’ or something like that, but it is always multi-crossed with other clues so that its eventual solution is only a matter of time.

[...] E still asleep though she awoke in the middle of the night when I did and woke again at 7 when I nearly had my ‘accident’ and got up to type this and make myself some coffee. She looked very pale in the plane yesterday but looks better today. She's got that bloody dentist this afternoon. I shall sit in the waiting room and read and listen for distant groans and moans, though doubtless she'll make no sound. If there's a book shop near the dentist's I shall search out some literature for the train and boat. Now for some boiled eggs to bind me.

Friday 31st
[...] Took E to the dentist at one o'clock and she was much less time than I anticipated – she was out by 3.15 and we were home by 4. Her poor little gums were all mauled about so she was in discomfort. She has to go back again today for a few minutes. There was a Thrifty drug store next to the dentist's building and I bought a few books for the long journey to Europe. [...] When we came out of the dentist's we looked up as we were walking to the car and the whole of the 2nd or 3rd floor of the block opposite was crowded with people all watching and waving at Elizabeth. Apparently they'd been there every time she went to the dentist but she hadn't noticed before. I was touched. And still surprised. And pleased.