The Regulators (7 page)

Everyone on the street, just about. Everyone that was home, anyhow. It was no good trying to get a look at what they were gawking at from here, either. The side of the house cut off any view down the block to the corner.

Kimberly Geller turned back to the girls, trying hard to clear the cobwebs out of her mind. The girls were dancing from foot to foot as if they had to go to the bathroom; Debbie, she saw, was snapping her hands open and closed. They were both pale and excited, a combination Kim didn't care for very much. But the idea that someone had been
killed
 . . . they had to be wrong about that . . . didn't they?

“Now tell me what happened,” she said. “No faking.”

“Someone killed Cary Ripton, we
told
you!” Susi cried impatiently, as if her mother were the dumbest thing in the world . . . which, at this particular moment, Kim felt herself to be. “Come on, Mom! We can watch the police come!”

“I want to see him again before someone covers him up!” Debbie yelled suddenly. She turned and raced off down the stairs. Susi paused for a moment, looking
dubious—looking almost sick, in fact—then turned and followed her friend.

“Come on, Mom!” she called back over her shoulder, and then was thundering down the stairs, this spring's Rose Queen at the high-school prom and every bit as graceful as a water buffalo, making the windows rattle and the overhead light-fixture tingle.

Kim walked slowly across to the bed and slipped her bare feet into her sandals, feeling slow and late and confused.

“And you ran all the way down there?” Belinda Josephson asked for the third time. This seemed to be the part of the story she couldn't quite get straight. “Fat as you are?”

“Shit, woman, I'm not fat,” Brad said. “Large is what I am.”

“Honey, that's what they'll put on your death certificate, if you do many more of those hundred-yard dashes,” Belinda said. “ ‘The victim died of terminal
largeness.
' ” The words were nagging, the tone was not. She rubbed the back of his neck as she spoke, feeling the chilled sweat there.

He pointed down the street. “Look. Pete Jackson and Old Doc.”

“What are they doing?”

“Going to cover up the boy, I think,” he said, and started in that direction.

She yanked him back at once. “No you don't, my friend. No
sir
no
way.
You've had your trip downstreet for the day.”

He gave her what Belinda thought of as his Don't Diss Me Woman look—a pretty good one for a Boston-raised black man whose chief knowledge of ghetto life came from TV—but made no argument. Perhaps he would have if Johnny Marinville hadn't come down his walk just then. More thunder boomed. A steady breeze was blowing now. It felt cold to Belinda—showery-cold. There were purplish thunderheads rolling in overhead, ugly but not scary. What
was
scary—a little, anyway—was the yellow sky off to the southwest. She hoped to God they weren't going to see a tornado funnel between now and dark; that would add the final touch to a day that had gone about as wrong as any day in recent memory.

She supposed that the rain would drive people indoors once it started, but for now just about everybody on the street was out, gawking down the hill at Entragian's house. As she watched, Kim Geller came out of 243, looked around, then walked one house up to join Cammie Reed on the Reeds' front porch. The Reed twins (the stuff of which harmless housewife-fantasies were made, in Belinda Josephson's humble opinion), along with Susie Geller and a dishy redhead Belinda didn't know, were standing on the lawn. Davey Reed was kneeling and appeared to be wiping his feet with his shirt, God knew why—

Of
course
you know why, she told herself. There's a body down there, all right, there really is, and Davey
Reed vomited at the sight of it. Vomited and got some on himself, poor kid.

She saw people in front of every house or
from
every house except the old Hobart place, which was empty, the ex-cop's house, and 247, the third house down on their side of the street. The Wyler place. There was a bad-luck family if there had ever been one. Neither Audrey nor the poor orphan child she was raising (not that a boy like Seth could ever exactly be
raised,
Belinda supposed; that was just the hell of it) were outside. Gone for the day? Maybe, but she was sure she'd seen Audrey as late as noon, lackadaisically setting up her lawn sprinkler. Belinda mulled this over and decided she had the time about right. She remembered thinking that Audrey was letting herself go—both the shell top and the blue shorts she'd been wearing had looked dingy, and why the woman had ever dyed her perfectly nice brunette hair that horrible shade of purplish-red, Belinda would never know. If it was supposed to make her look young, it was a miserable failure. It needed washing, too—had a greasy, clumped-up look.

As a teenager, Belinda had occasionally wished she were white—the white girls always seemed to be having more fun, and to be more relaxed—but now that she was pushing on toward fifty and menopause, she was very glad to be black. White women seemed to need so much more
putting together
as they went on. Maybe their glue was just not naturally strong.

“I tried to call the cops,” Johnny Marinville was saying. He stepped out into the street as if he meant to
cross over to the Josephsons, then stopped. “My phone . . .” He trailed off, seemingly unsure of how to continue. Belinda found this
extremely
odd. She'd have thought this was one fellow who would keep on rattling even on his own deathbed; God would have to reach down and carry him through the golden door just to shut him up.

“Your phone what?” Brad asked.

Johnny paused yet a moment longer, seeming to sort through a variety of responses, then settled on a brief one. “It's dead. You want to try yours?”

“I can,” Brad said, “but I imagine Entragian's already called them from the store. He pretty much took over.”

“
Did
he?” Marinville said thoughtfully, and looked down the hill. “Did he indeed?” If he saw the two men with the rippling tarp between them and understood what they were up to, he didn't say. He seemed lost in his own musings.

Movement caught Belinda's eye. She looked up Bear Street and saw an olive-green Lumina approaching the intersection. Mary Jackson's car. It passed the yellow van parked near the corner, then slowed.

Made it back before the rain, good for you, Belinda thought. Although they were far from bosom buddies, she liked Mary Jackson as much as anyone on the street. She was funny and had a strutty, no-bullshit way about her . . . although just lately she seemed preoccupied a lot of the time. It hadn't gone to her looks like it had with Audrey Wyler, though. In fact Mary
had just lately seemed to be blooming, like a dry flowerbed after a shower.

The pay-phone was by the newspaper rack, which was empty except for one lonely left-over copy of
USA Today
's weekend edition and a couple of
Shoppers.
Last week's. It gave Collie Entragian a queer, thoughtful feeling to realize that the boy who would have restocked the rack with a supply of the current issue was lying dead on his lawn. And meanwhile, this lousy convenience-store pay-telephone—

He slammed it into its cradle and walked back to the counter, using the towel to wipe the last of the shaving cream from his face. The cutiepie with the tu-tone hair and the aging hippie-type from the Ryder truck were both watching him, and he was acutely aware that he was minus his shirt. He felt more like a cashiered cop than ever.

“Damn pay-phone doesn't work,” he told the girl. He saw she was wearing a little name-badge pinned to her smock. “Don't you have an out-of-order sign, Cynthia?”

“Yeah, but it was working fine at one o'clock,” she said. “The bakery guy used it to call his girlfriend.” She rolled her eyes, then said something which Collie found almost surreal, under the circumstances: “Did you lose your quarter?”

He had, but it didn't much matter, under the circumstances.
He looked through the E-Z Stop's door and saw Peter Jackson and the retired vet from up the street, approaching his lawn with a large piece of blue plastic. It was obvious that they meant to cover the body. Collie started toward the door, meaning to tell them to stand the hell clear, that was an evidence-scene they were getting ready to screw around with, and then the thunder rolled again—the loudest blast so far, loud enough to make Cynthia cry out in surprise.

Fuck, he thought. Let them go ahead. It's going to rain, anyhow.

Yes, maybe that would be best. The rain would very likely come before the cops got here (Collie didn't even hear any sirens yet), and that would play hell with any hypothetical forensics. So, better to cover it . . . but he still had a dismaying feeling of events racing out of his control. And even that, he realized, was an illusion: nothing about the situation had ever been in his control to start with. He was, basically, just another citizen of Poplar Street. Not that that didn't have its merits; if he fucked up the procedure, they couldn't very well put it in his jacket, could they?

He opened the door, stepped out, and cupped his hands around his mouth so as to be heard above the rising wind. “Peter! Mr. Jackson!”

Jackson looked over, face set, expecting to be told to quit what he was doing.

“Don't touch the body!” he called. “
Do not touch the body!
Just kind of shake that thing down over him like it was a bedspread! Have you got that?”

“Yes!”
Peter called. The vet was also nodding.

“There are some cement blocks in my garage, stacked up by the back wall!” Collie yelled. “The door's unlocked! Get them and use them to weight down the tarp so it won't blow away!” They were both nodding now, and Collie felt a little better.

“We can stretch it to cover his bike, as well!” the old man called. “Should we?”

“Yes!” he called back, then had another idea. “There's a piece of plastic in the garage, too—in the corner. You can use it to cover the dog, if you don't mind carrying some more blocks.”

Jackson flashed him a thumb-and-forefinger circle, then the two of them started for the garage, leaving the tarp behind. Collie hoped they would get it spread and anchored before the wind strengthened enough to blow it away. He went back inside to ask Cynthia if there was a store phone—there had to be, of course—and saw she had already put it on the counter for him.

“Thanks.”

He picked it up, heard the dial-tone, tapped four numbers, then had to stop and shake his head and laugh at himself.

“What's wrong?” the hippie-type asked.

“Nothing.” If he told the guy he'd just dialled the first four numbers of his old squadroom—like a retired horse clipclopping back to the old firebarn—he wouldn't understand. He tapped the cutoff button and dialled 911 instead.

The phone rang once in his ear . . . and it
did
ring, as
if he had called a residence. Collie frowned. What you got when you dialled 911—unless they had changed it since the days when listening to the recordings had been part of his job—was a high toneless
bleep
sound.

Well, they
did
change it, that's all, he thought. Made it a little more user-friendly.

It started to ring again and then was picked up. Only instead of getting the 911 robot, telling him what button to press for what emergency, he got soft, wet, snuffly breathing. What the
hell—
?

“Hello?”

“Trick or treat,” a voice responded. A young voice and somehow eerie. Eerie enough to send a scamper of gooseflesh up his back. “Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, you can smell my underwear.” This was followed by a high, adenoidal giggle.

“Who is this?”

“Don't call here no more, partner,” the voice said.
“Tak!”

The click in his ear was deafening, so deafening the girl heard it, too, and screamed. Not the phone, he thought. Thunder. She's screaming at thunder. But the guy with the long hair was breaking for the door like his hair was on fire and his ass was catching, the phone was dead in his hand, as dead as the pay-telephone had been even after he dropped his quarter, and when the sound came again, he recognized it for what it was: not thunder but more gunfire.

Collie ran for the door, too.

Mary Jackson had left the accounting firm where she worked part-time not at two but at eleven. She hadn't gone to the Crossroads Mall, though. She had gone to the Columbus Hotel. There she had met a man named Gene Martin, and for the next three hours she had done everything for him a woman could possibly do for a man except cut his toenails. She supposed she would have done that, too, if she had been asked. And now here she was, almost home and looking (at least as far as she could tell from the rearview mirror) pretty much put together . . . but she was going to have to get into the shower fast, before Peter got too good a look at her, maybe. And, she reminded herself, she would need to take a pair of panties out of her top drawer to throw into the hamper along with her skirt and blouse. The pair she had been wearing—what was left of them—were currently residing under the bed in room 203. Gene Martin, a wolf in accountant's clothing if ever there had been one, had ripped them right off her. Ooo you beast, quoth the maiden fair.

The question was, what was she doing? And what was she
going
to do? She had loved Peter for the nine years of their marriage, even more after the miscarriage than before, if that was possible, and she still loved him. That didn't change the fact that she already wanted to be with Gene again, doing things she had never even considered doing with Peter. Guilt was freezing half of her mind, lust was frying the other half, and in
between, in a kind of shrinking twilight zone, was the reasonable, good-humored, rational woman she had always considered herself to be. She was having an adulterous affair, and the guy she was having it with was just as damned married as she was; she was on her way home to a good man who suspected nothing (she was sure he didn't, prayed he didn't, of
course
he didn't, how could he) with no underwear on under her skirt, she was still sore from their adventures, she didn't quite know how all this had started or how she could want to continue anything so stupid and sordid, goddam Gene Martin didn't have a brain in his head, except of course it wasn't his
head
she was interested in, she could have cared less about his
head,
and what was she going to do? She didn't know. She only knew one thing for sure, and that was how drug addicts felt, and she would never put them down again in her life. Just say no? Mother,
please.