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HARLIE WASN'T EXACTLY shoved into the white-tiled shower room where Darla Lempke was murdered, more like crowded into it by the sheer force of numbers eager to witness what would happen there. Or would they even know? No cheering like there would be at a football game or a public hanging. More of a mass expectation that, with this crowd, came as whispery breath, punctuated ever so faintly with the rheumy growl of weary lungs.
Charlie, get a grip here. They could be dense as dishwater but they way far outnumber us. We might try to keep our head.
The crowd had backed Charlie into the same situation she'd found Darla, the deceased activities director. Most of the faces breathing on her were blank, but the gathering was experiencing agitation from behind and leaders soon made their way forward, as they generally do.
Gladys made her way to the forefront. Somebody stepped on Dolores' foot or tail and he rose to screaming eminence somewhere back there, perched on someone's head or shoulder before he too fell from grace and disappeared.
The way cleared further for the two leering Fatties. No surprise here. They of course opened the way for Rose and her pillow. And then came Marlys.
“Marlys, help me. I'm one of the babies you saved.”
“Should have buried you with Myrtleâstopped the curse. Abigail said so.”
“Killing me won't stop the curse.” The stark-white tile surrounding
Charlie leaked icy cold through her clothes. Her jacket was gone. When did that happen? “We need to get your suitcase and go to the cemetery, remember?”
“We're going to die on her grave and stop the curse.”
“Right, Marlys.”
“But first we have to euthanize Charlemagne Catherine Greene, remember?” Gladys said. “Poor thing don't have any boyfriends.”
“I'll be her boyfriend.” One of the Fattiesâall really old men looked the same to Charlie by nowâwheeled up to pin her against the tile and reached for her crotch.
“Darla Lempke, Activities Director.” Rose brought the pillow.
“I'll be her boyfriend, you dirty old coot.” The other Fatty surged forward and cut Rose off at the knees.
The first Fatty grabbed the shower hose and tried to separate Charlie from the second Fatty, who reached for the pillow poor Rose held up from her position on the floor, and Charlie realized that most of the crowd had lost interest. Like they had with TV or Dorothy and the Tin Man. Or life. They were wandering out of the cold, crowded room to continue their journey, only Elsina Miller knew where, thinning the crowd so Charlie could see how much trouble she was really in.
Sagging biceps, forearms, jowls, cheeks, and chins, anywhere there had once been muscle and firm skin. They obviously didn't know their sad plight and looks and condition.
Charlie shoved a heel into a crotch to repay the groping finger and felt the last bit of energy leave her, leave her shaky and sagging. She fought the shower hose tightening around her neck by slipping the fingers of both hands between her skin and the ribbed plastic, watched the blaring-white tiles start jiggling, began a slow slide to the floor as the skinny, saggy Fatty with the pillow covered the light in the ceiling with his head.
“Lay still now and I'll make you feel real good. Get inside
your clothes.” He disappeared behind the pillow as it covered her face.
“Darla Lempke, Activities Director.”
“Well, you finally got the right one, you idiots,” Great-aunt Abigail Staudt said from somewhere. “Gladys, you know what to do when it's over. Ben will help you.”
“No, what? We haven't had our supper.”
“We bury her in the cemetery, where dreams really do come true,” Marlys said.
Charlie should have been suffocating, but there was an error in the program here. The pillow stayed pushed down on her face but nobody was holding onto her lower body or arms, so she squirmed out from under it. This should have been at least a three-man operation, but the Fatty with the hose had been distracted by a kick in the crotch. They should have held her down like Edwina, Kenny, and Uncle Elmo had after her nightmare upstairs at Viagra's. And she still had use of her arms. Maybe this had happened here before, with someone lying over the victim's middle, pinning down the arms as well as the torso, someone holding the feet below, and a third the pillow pressed on the face until the struggle was over. Was there a fourth to keep one and all focused?
Until Darla. Wrong victim but lots of wandering help, no fourth to give the orders. And Wilma Overgaard, the next victim. Something wrong there, too. Too much struggleânot enough handlers?
“Ben, stop her.”
“Ben, stop her,” Marlys mimicked. “I know, let's tie her in a chair and make her watch the television.”
“Turn it up real loud and put in her hearing aids,” Gladys agreed, “until the sound beats at her on and on for hours and hours.”
Charlie knew better but couldn't help glancing over her shoulder as she staggered to the door, unable to believe they were letting her get away.
“And then make her take a pill. Lots of pills.”
The Fatties had dozed off in their chairs. Even the one Charlie had kicked. They were blocking Ben, who was trying to help Rose to her feet. Abigail Staudt stood aloof, arms folded, trying to general the lunatics. Marlys and Gladys gleefully came up with more ways to torture Charlie.
“Make her sleep all night in her own shit and burn and itchâ”
Charlie was out in the hall, sure that Ben was right behind her, but she had to grasp door moldings to keep upright. Lethargy overtook the buzz in her head, her heart pounded thunder, and her breath came wheezy and painful. Can you catch old age from old people?
“Que pasa?”
said a muffled but urgent whisper from a dark space ahead between the dim lights.
Thank God, the Mexicans were back. The people who really ran this show. What was Spanish for “Help?” Charlie knew, but in her weakened state, her mind wasn't working well.
“Señora, you can help?” a woman said beside Charlie, who let out a startled squeak. “The door, it is locked. They go to hide and someone locks them in. I am afraid.”
“Me, too. What is this?'
“The laundry.”
“The Mexicans have been hiding in the laundry room?”
“Everywhere we hide, but tonight they are not many because of the troubles here. I run outside but come back to find my friends. I haf look for the keys, butâ” She chatted for a while with her friends on the other side of the door as Charlie leaned against the wall to keep herself off the floor.
She tried to hang onto enough mind and strength to persuade the woman to guide her to Marlys' room to look for a phone to call for help. “I don't know where the keys to this room are, but she has the phones in her suitcase.”
“Suitcase, jhes. Marlys, she steal everything. Maybe she haf keys, too.”
“You'll have to help me, I'm very weak.”
But they'd made it no more than a few feet when they were stopped by a
whump
, like a giant pilot light finally lit, and a poof of flame tore along the carpet toward them in the dim hall, lighting it up major big time.
A
S HARD AS she'd tried, Charlie didn't make it out of Iowa in time.
She stood beside her mother in the little cemetery again, where the shade came from gloom rather than leaves. It turned the new-fallen snow appropriately gray.
The memorial service was a week later than planned because of the carnage at Gentle Oaks Health Care Center and the ongoing investigation. Elsina Miller leaned on Harvey Rochester's arm, one leg and foot in a cast. Harvey broke a finger when pushed from the hole in the ceiling. She'd broken a leg when he landed on her. And here, good old jaded Charlie had thought the heavy breathing and Elsina's moaning in the cellar due to other causes. She'd still be willing to bet, considering the color of his eyes, that Mr. Rochester would get Elsina pregnant before she got him redone in His image. The administrator smiled encouragement at her now. Charlie winked back. She still didn't like the woman but she could stand her. They'd lived through a lot together in a short while. If only Elsina knew why Charlie'd not gotten out of Iowa in time.
Marshal Delwood Brunsvold leaned against the red Cherokee like before, but more relaxed. There had been so much digging and publicity that the county had sprung for a backhoe rental with a professional driver. On either side of him stood his incredibly corpulent parents, making him look like a sliver of cheese in a focaccia sandwich.
After an overnight in the behemoth of a hospital, Charlie
had recuperated at the Holiday Inn in Mason City. She'd been shuttled from the emergency room to the cardiac unit for some reason and her heart was found to be fine, so she needed no further hospitalization. She'd suffered no burns, just bumps and bruises and shock that had sent her back into old nightmares. There was no emergency. Charlie figured her insurance was suspect or something, and she had no Medicare or Medicaid coverage.
But her therapy came to her. She didn't even have to charge her insurance.
The snow layer was a couple of inches, but began falling again as the three officiating ministers wound up the serviceâthe lady Methodist minister from Floyd, a Catholic priest, and a Solemn Lutheran preacher from ⦠Charlie didn't know where. She counted about thirteen newly turned graves dotting the graveyard. The carnage could have been far worse if the fire sprinkler system at Gentle Oaks hadn't kicked in. The new graves were rounded under the snow, with ripply dirt showing. The sucking earth hadn't had time to depress them yet.
Everybody was sayingâeven the newspapersâthat in two or three weeks, the ground would have been frozen. If the fire had to happen, better now than then.
Edwina had spent the last couple of nights at Helen and Buz Bartuseks' to help plan the memorial service, and that ended Charlie's nightmares.
The earth from Myrtle's grave mounded in vast piles around it, the headstone set off to the side, still leaning. The huge root at the grave's head stood exposed and wounded by the teeth of the backhoe. It seemed the deeper they had dug, the blacker the soil, steeper patches of which had lost the snow cover, making for a black and white and gray day.
Only relatives and press joined the clergy now. All of the surviving residents had been squeezed into other nursing homes or were still hospitalized until repairs could be made to Gentle Oaks, much of the damage due to water.
Kenny Cowper stood beside her, tooâmore like towered. He was to drive them to the airport in Minneapolis in time to catch a red-eye West. Charlie was so happy for these people to be dead, but she teared and sniffled anyway, which kept Kenny trying to hide a smug grin, that and the last two nights. Her recovery had nothing to do with romance, but he could make even a Holiday Inn in Mason City, Iowa, erotic.
Del had found a way out of the tunnel at Orlyn Sievertsen's fruit cellar because Orlyn's dogs kept barking at the hammering and yelling beneath the cellar doors. Orlyn found a flashlight, and he and Delwood came to the rescue of the three Charlie had left behind when Ben had yanked her out of the cellar and closed the door on them. Kenny'd had to carry Elsina, but by the time they reached the Oaks, part of it was burning.
Kenny's grammy had survived. And so had the Fatties.
Sherman and Flo had taken their last smoke and managed to light up Rose, several people on loose oxygen tanks, and those too close to the resultant flames or smoke before the dousing of fire sprinklers took effect. And one died being resuscitated when overzealous ambulance types broke a fragile sternum.
The firebugs had somehow gained entrance to the liquid oxygen storage closet and the reservoir used to feed the smaller, more mobile tanks used by the less fortunate residents. It was assumed that the flames from the matches used to light cigarettes, flared by added oxygen, had spread from clothing and hair to carpet and wallboard. Perhaps Rose had read the sign on the door once too often and given them the idea.
“Did you find out who she was?” Charlie slid slanted glances at the tombstones they passed as they followed the procession out of the busy little cemetery. “And did you pay a lot of money for me because I was a white Iowa baby?”
“Your birth mother? All I know is she was Isobel's daughter.
I don't want to know anything more,” Edwina answered. “And yes, Charlie, you came dear.”
“I don't want to know any more either. I want to leave all this and Myrtle far behind.” What they were both avoiding was the implications of Isobel's relationship to Abigail Staudt. Talk about inbreeding.
Instead, they turned for one last look while waiting for Kenny to bring the car around. “Mom, what happens when more and more old people keep living older and older?”
“I don't know, Charlie. We can't euthanize people like we do pets. We just can't.”
Great-aunt Abigail Staudt and Ben were charged with instigating just that by leading frail, senile residents at Gentle Oaks in putting “born Staudts” out of their misery. She was the instigator, Ben the liaison, and ironically one of the probable killers was a Staudt himselfâAbigail's brother, the skeletal Fatty. The problem was, her dupes and those who watched them decided that there was finally an interesting activity in their limited world again. More fun than those of Darla Lempke. So they'd continued the “pillow game” haphazardly and with less organization.
Abigail suffered a stroke while under house arrest. Ben was in jail in Charles City. Abigail had arranged to put her female relatives out of their misery, but she too would now be fodder for the Oaks and take their place. Those she'd encouraged to commit euthanasiaâwho knew how many, or if they were always the same ones?âwere supposed to forget what they'd done, like they forgot everything else. But something set off a memory, and the acts had continued without her supervision. Charlie rather suspected Gladys, whose memory seemed better than the rest. She'd also survived relatively unscathed.
“Daughters aren't going to put up with being sacrificed in the new economy. Besides, they're needed in the workforce. Economy's screwed either way,” Charlie said.
“Modern capitalism will find a solution, a substitute for sacrificial daughters, perhaps. Or nature will discover how to
outsmart the flu and pneumonia vaccines.” Edwina was a rare breed of environmental conservative.
The snowflakes came thicker, softly, with no wind in a silent world. Sad, stark, yet beautiful in black and white, and still, but for the falling snow and a lone photographer. He crouched on one of the mounds for some last shots of the enormous hole that had once been Myrtle Staudt's grave.
Probably because it had become a public mystery. Probably because no bodies had been found in or around it. No unsold babes or unwed moms who hadn't survived childbirth.
And most curious of all, not a trace or a fragment of the rebellious daughter for whom the town was named. There were no dead bodies in Myrtle's grave, nor had there been ever.