The Quorum (52 page)

Harry Lipman had been Rex Cash from 1939 to 1952, taking over the name from Donald Moncrieff, the creator of Dr Shade. He had filled 58 Dr Shade books with words, 42 novels and 135 short stories, and he had scripted the newspaper strip all the while, juggling storylines. Several of the best-known names in British adventure comics had worked on the Dr Shade strip: Mack Bullivant, who would create
Andy of the Arsenal
for
British Pluck
, Tommy Wrathall, highly regarded for his commando and paratroop stories in
Boys’ War,
and, greatest of all, Frank FitzGerald, who had, for six years, made Dr Shade dark, funny and almost magical. They were all dead now. Harry was the last survivor of those days. And so the
Argus
was calling in Greg to fill the footprints.

‘Harry has been working up some storylines,’ said Crosbie. ‘I’ll leave you to talk them through. If you need more coffee, give Nicola a buzz. I’ll be back in a few hours to see how you’re doing.’

Crosbie left. Harry and Greg looked at each other and, for no reason, started laughing like members of a family sharing a joke they could never explain to an outsider.

‘Considering Dr Shade must be about 150 by now,’ Harry began, ‘I thought we’d start the strip with him trying to get the DHSS to up his heating allowance for the winter...’

SHADE, DOCTOR
Scientific vigilante of mysterious origins, usually hidden behind a cloak and goggle-like dark glasses, although also a master of disguise with many other identities. Operating out of an outwardly dilapidated but inwardly luxurious retreat in London’s East End, he employs a group of semi-criminal bully boys in his neverending war against foreign elements importing evil into the heart of the British Empire. Originally introduced (under the name ‘Dr Jonathan Shadow’) as a minor character in
The Cur of Limehouse
(1929), a novel by Rex Cash (Donald Moncrieff), in which he turns up in the final chapters to help the aristocratic pugilist hero Reggie Brandon defeat the East End opium warlord Baron Quon. The character was so popular with the readers of
Wendover’s Magazine,
the monthly publication in which the novel was serialised, that Moncrieff wrote several series of short adventures, later collected in the volumes
Dr Shadow and the Poison Goddess
(1931) and
Dr Shadow’s Nigger Trouble
(1932). In 1934, alleging plagiarism of their character, THE SHADOW, Street and Smith threatened to sue Badgerfield, publishers of Wendover’s and of the collections, and, to appease the American firm, the character was renamed Dr Shade.

A semi-supernatural, ultra-patriotic avenger whose politics would seem to be somewhat to the right of those of Sapper’s Bulldog DRUMMOND or the real-life Oswald Mosley (of whom Moncrieff was reputed to be a great admirer), Dr Shade is much given to executing minor villains with his airgun or gruesomely torturing them for information. He appeared in nearly 100 short novels, all credited to Rex Cash, written for
Dr Shade Monthly,
a pulp periodical issued by Badgerfield from 1934 until 1947. The house pseudonym was also used by a few other writers, mostly for back-up stories in the 1930s, when the prolific Moncrieff’s inspiration flagged. The character became even more popular when featured in a daily strip in the
Evening Argus,
most famously drawn by Frank FitzGerald, from 1935 to 1952. Moncrieff, after a bitter dispute with Lord Badgerfield, stopped writing Dr Shade in 1939, and the strip was taken over by Harry Lipman, a writer who had done a few Dr Shade stories for the magazine. By the outbreak of war, Lipman had effectively become Rex Cash, and was producing stories and novels for the magazine as well as scripting the strip.

Lipmans Dr Shade is a less frightening figure than Moncrieff’s. Although his uniform and gadgets are unchanged, Lipman’s hero is an official agent of the British government who refrained from sadistically mistreating his enemies the way Moncrieff’s had. It was revealed that Dr Shade is really Dr Jonathan Chambers, an honest and dedicated general practitioner, and the supernatural elements of the strip were toned down. During WWII, Dr Shade’s politics changed; as written by Moncrieff, he is an implacable foe of the non-white races and international communism, but Lipmans hero is a straightforward defender of democracy in the face of the Nazi menace. Moncrieff’s Moriarty figure, introduced in
Dr Shade and the Whooping Horror
(1934), is Israel Cohen, a stereotypically Jewish master criminal in league with Russian anarchists and Indian Thuggees in a plot to destroy Britain’s naval superiority. During the War, Cohen was retired (although he returned in the late 1940s as a comic East End nightclub owner and
friend
of Dr Shade) and the penumbral adventurer, joined by two-fisted American OSS agent Henry Hemingway and peppy girl reporter Penny Stamp, concentrated exclusively on licking Hitler.

Moncrieff’s Dr Shade novels include
Dr Shade
Vs
the Dynamite Boys
(1936),
A Yellow Man’s Treachery
(1936),
Dr Shade’s Balkan Affair
(1937),
To the Last Drop of Our British Blood
(1937),
The Bulldog Bites Back
(1937),
The International Conspirators
(1938) and
Dr Shade in Suez
(1939), while Lipmans are
Dr Shade’s Home Front
(1940),
Underground in France
(1941),
Dr Shade Takes Over
(1943),
Dr Shade in Tokyo
(1945),
Dr Shade Buries the Hatchet
(1948) and
The Piccadilly Gestapo
(1951). The character also featured in films, beginning with
Dr Shade’s Phantom Taxi Mystery
(1936; dir. Michael Powell), in which he was played by Raymond Massey, while Francis L. Sullivan was a decidedly non-Semitic Israel Cohen, renamed ‘Idris Kobon’. Valentine Dyall took the role in a BBC Radio serial from 1943 to 1946, and Ronald Howard wore the cloak in a 1963 Rediffusion TV serial,
Introducing Dr Shade...,
with Elizabeth Shepherd as Penny Stamp and Alfie Bass as Israel Cohen.

See also: Dr Shade’s associates: Reggie BRANDON, Lord Highbury and Islington; Henry HEMINGWAY (Hank the Yank); Penny STAMP, Girl Reporter; and his enemies: Israel COHEN, the Mad Genius of the Revolution; ACHMET the Almost-Human; Melchior Umberto GASPARD, Prince of Forgers; Professor IZAN, the Führer’s Favourite.

David Pringle,
Imaginary People: A Who’s Who of Modern Fictional Characters
(1987)

Greg and Harry Lipman met several times over the next few weeks, mainly away from the Leech building. In Soho pubs and cheap restaurants, they discussed the direction of the new Dr Shade strip. Greg had liked Harry immediately, and came to admire his still-quick storyteller’s mind. He knew he could work with this man. Having taken Dr Shade over from Donald Moncrieff, he didn’t have a creator’s obsessive attachment to the property, and was open to suggestions that would change the frame of the strip. Harry agreed that there was no point in producing a ’40s pastiche. Their Dr Shade had to be different from all the character’s previous incarnations, but still maintain some of the continuity. Gradually, their ideas came together.

In keeping with the
Argus’
stated old-but-new approach, they decided to set the strip in the near future. Everybody was already talking about the turn of the century. They would have Dr Shade come out of retirement, disenchanted with the postwar world he fought for back in the old days, and assembling a new team of adventurers to tackle up-to-the-moment villains against a backdrop of urban decay and injustice. Greg suggested pitting the avenging shadowman against rapacious property speculators laying waste to his old East End stamping grounds, a crack cartel posing as a fundamentalist religious sect, corporate despoilers of the environment, or unethical stockbrokers with mafia connections.

‘You know,’ Harry said one afternoon in The Posts, sipping his pint, ‘if Donald were writing these stories, Dr Shade would be on the side of those fellers. He died thinking he’d lost everything and here we are, half a century later, with a country the original Dr Shade would have been proud of.’

Nearby, a bored mid-afternoon drinker, swallows tattooed on his neck, zapped spaceships, his beeping deathrays cutting into the piped jazz. Greg pulled open his bag of salt and vinegar crisps. ‘I don’t know much about Moncrieff. Even the reference books are pretty sketchy. What was he like?’

‘I didn’t really know the man, Greg. To him, Lipmans were like Cohens... not people you talked to.’

‘Was he really a fascist?’

‘Oh yes,’ Harry’s eyes got a little larger. ‘Nobody had a shirt blacker than Donald Moncrieff. The whole kit and kaboodle, he had: glassy eyes, toothbrush moustache, thin blond hair. Marched through Brixton with Mosley a couple of times. Smashed up my brother’s newsagent’s shop, they did. And he went on goodwill jaunts to Spain and Germany. I believe he wrote pamphlets for the British Union of Fascists and he certainly conned poor old Frank into designing a recruiting poster for the Cause.’

‘Frank FitzGerald?’

‘Yes, your predecessor with the pencils. Frank never forgave Donald for that. During the War, the intelligence people kept interrogating Frank whenever there was a bit of suspected sabotage. You know the line in
Casablanca?
“Round up the usual suspects.” Well, Donald put Frank on the list of “usual suspects”.’

The space cadet burned out. He swore and thumped the machine as it flashed its ‘Game Over’ sneer at him.

‘Were you brought in specifically to change Dr Shade?’

‘Oh yes. Badgerfield was an appeasement man right up until Munich but he was a smart newspaper boy and saw the change in the wind. He dumped a lot of people - not just fascists, lots of pacifists got tarred with the same brush - and about-faced his editorial policy. You’d think he’d overlook the comic strip, but he didn’t. He knew it was as much a part of the
Argus
as the editorial pages and his own “Honest Opinion” column. My orders when I took over were quite blunt. He told me to “de-Nazify” Dr Shade.’

‘What happened to Moncrieff?’

‘Oh, he sued and sued and sued, but Badgerfield owned the character and could do what he wanted. When the War started, he became very unpopular, of course. He spent some time in one of those holiday camps they set up for Germans and Italians and sympathisers. They didn’t have much concrete on him and he came back to London. He wrote some books, I think, but couldn’t get them published. I heard he had a stack of Dr Shade stories he was never able to use because only His Lordship had the right to exploit the character. Then, he died...’

‘He was young, wasn’t he?’

‘Younger than me. It was the blitz. They tried to say he was waving a torch in the blackout for the
lüftwaffe,
but I reckon he was just under the wrong bomb at the wrong time. I saw him near the end and he was pretty cracked. Not at all the privileged smoothie he’d been in the ’30s. I didn’t like the feller, of course, but you had to feel sorry for him. He thought Hitler was Jesus Christ and the War just drove him off his head. Lots of Englishmen like that, there were. You don’t hear much about them these days.’

‘I don’t know. They all seem to be in parliament now.’

Harry chuckled. ‘Too right, but Dr Shade’ll see to ’em, you bet, eh?’

They raised their drinks and toasted the avenging shadow, the implacable enemy of injustice, intolerance and ill-will.

IN PRAISE OF BRITISH HERO’S

Those of us PROUD TO BE BRITISH know that in this nations HOUR OF DIREST NEED, the True Blue BRITISH HERO’S will appear and STAND TALL TOGETHER to WIPE FROM THE FACE OF THIS FAIR FLOWER OF A LAND those who BESMERCH IT’S PURITY. With the WHITE BRITON’S in danger of drowning under the tidal wave of COLOUREDS, and the dedicated and law-upholding BRITISH POLICE going unarmed against the SEMITEX BOMBS, OOZY MACHINE GUNS and ROCKET LAUNCHERS of the KINK-HAIRED NIGGER’S, MONEY-GRUBBING YIDS, ARSE-BANDIT AID’S-SPREADERS, SLANT-EYED KUNGFU CHINKIE’S, LONG-HAIRED HIPPY RABBLE, LOONY LEFT LESBIONS, and RAGHEADED MUSSULMEN, the time has come for KING ARTHUR to return from under the hill, for the CROSS OF ST GEORGE to fly from the banners of the CRUSADERS OF CHRISTENDOM, for ROBIN HOOD to come back from the greenwood of Avalon, for the archers of CRECY to notch up their arrows on the orders of GOOD KING HENRY THE FIFTH, for ADMIRAL HORATIO NELSON to take command of the STOUT-HEARTED FLEET, for RAJAH BROOKE OF SARAWAK to show the coons and gooks and spooks and poofs whats what, for the MURDER of GENERAL GORDON to be avenged with the blood of AY-RAB troublemakers, for DICK TURPIN to rob the JEW-INFESTED coffers of the INVADING IMMIGRANT VERMIN AND FILTH, for DR SHADE to use his airgun on the enemies of WHITE LIBERTY

The time will come soon when all GOOD BRITISH MEN will have to dip their FISTS in PAKKYNIGGERYIDCHINKAY-RAB BLOOD to make clean for the healthy WHITE babies of our women this sacred island. The STINKING SCUM with their DOG-EATING, their DISGUSTING UNCHRISTIAN RITUAL PRACTICES, their PIG-SCREWING, CHILD-RAPING, MARRIAGE-ARRANGING, DISEASE-SPREADING habits will be thrown off the WHITE cliffs of Dover and swept out to sea as we, THE TRUE INHABITANTS OF GREAT BRITAIN, reclame the homes, the jobs, the lands and the women that are ours by DIVINE RIGHT.

KING ARTHUR! ST GEORGE! DR SHADE!

Today, go out and glassbottle a chinkie waiter, rapefuck a stinking coon bitch, piss burning petrol in a pakky newsagent, stick the boot to a raghead, hang a queer, shit in a sinnagog, puke on a lesbion. ITS YOUR LEGAL RIGHT! ITS YOUR DUTY! ITS YOUR DESTINY!

ARTHUR is COMING BACK! DR SHADE WILL RETURN!

Our’s is the RIGHT, our’s is the GLORY, our’s is the ONLY TRUE JUSTICE! We shall PREVALE!

We are the SONS OF DR SHADE!

‘J
OHNNY
B
RITISH
M
AN
’,
Britannia Rules
fanzine, Issue 37, June 1991

(Confiscated by police at a South London football fixture.)

Harry had given him a map of the estate, but Greg still got lost. The place was one of those ’60s wastelands, concrete slabs now disfigured by layers of spray-painted hatred, odd little depressions clogged with rubbish, more than a few burned-out or derelict houses. There was loud Heavy Metal coming from somewhere, and teenagers hung about in menacing gaggles, looking at him with empty, hostile eyes as they compared tattoos or passed bottles. One group were inhaling something - glue? - from a brown paper bag. He looked at them a moment or two longer than he should have and they stared defiance. A girl whose skin haircut showed the odd bumps of her skull flashed him the V sign.