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A humorless little smile crossed Madame Lefoux's
lips, and she cut the former claviger off midgesticulation. “Not taking the marital separation well, your Alpha? I am very
glad to hear it.” It wasn't exactly rude of her to interrupt Tunstell. The redhead was a well-meaning fellow, with a perpetually
jovial disposition and an undeniable stage presence, but, it must be admitted, he was prone to hyperbole.

Professor Lyall sighed heavily. “He has been
intoxicated
these last three days.”

“Good gracious me! I wasn't even aware of the fact that werewolves could
become
intoxicated.” The Frenchwoman's scientific interest was piqued.

“It takes some considerable effort and real allocation of resources.”

“What was he drinking?”

“Formaldehyde, as it turns out. Just this morning I deduced his source. It is most wearisome. He worked his way through all
of my reserves and then demolished half my specimen collection before I realized what he was up to. I keep a laboratory, you
see, on Woolsey Castle grounds in a converted gamekeeper's hut.”

“Are you saying that you actually
are
a legitimate professor?” Madame Lefoux tilted her head, her eyes narrowing in newfound respect.

“Not as such. Amateur ruminantologist, to be precise.”

“Oh.”

Professor Lyall looked modestly proud. “I am considered a bit of an expert on the procreative practices of
Ovis orientalis aries.
”

“Sheep?”

“Sheep.”

“Sheep!” Madame Lefoux's voice came over suddenly high, as though she were suppressing an inclination to giggle.

“Yes, as in
baaaa.
” Professor Lyall frowned. Sheep were a serious business, and he failed to see the source of Madame Lefoux's amusement.

“Let me understand this correctly. You are a
werewolf
with a keen interest in
sheep breeding
?” A little bit of a French accent trickled into Madame Lefoux's speech in her glee.

Professor Lyall continued bravely on, ignoring her flippancy. “I preserve the nonviable embryo in formaldehyde for future
study. Lord Maccon has been drinking my samples. When confronted, he admitted to enjoying both the refreshing beverage and
the ‘crunchy pickled snack' as well. I was not pleased.” At which, Professor Lyall felt that nothing more was required of
him on this particular topic. “Shall we proceed?”

Taking the hint, Madame Lefoux made her way to the back of the shop. In the farthest corner was a pretty marble-topped stand
with an attractive display of gloves spread atop it. Lifting one of the many glove boxes, the Frenchwoman revealed a lever.
She pressed it sharply down and a door swung open from the wall before her.

“Oh, I say!” Tunstell was impressed, never having visited Madame Lefoux's laboratory before. Floote, on the other hand, was
untroubled by the almost magical appearance of the doorway. Very little ever seemed to ruffle the feathers of the unflappable
Floote.

The hidden doorway led into neither a room nor a passageway, but instead a large cagelike contraption. They entered, Tunstell
with much highly vocalized trepidation.

“I'm not certain about this, gents. Looks like one of those animal-collecting thingamabobs, used by my friend Yardley. You
know Winston Yardley? Explorer of some renown. He was off down this engorged river, the Burhidihing I think it was, and came
back with a ruddy great ship packed with cages just like this, full of the most messy kinds of animals. Not certain I approve
of getting into one myself.”

“It is an ascension room,” explained Madame Lefoux to the worried redhead.

Floote pushed a lever, which closed the door to the shop, and then he pulled the small metal safety grate closed across the
open side of the cage.

“Cables and guide rails allow the chamber to move up and down between levels, like so.” Madame Lefoux pulled a cord on one
side of the cage. She continued explaining to Tunstell as the contraption dropped downward, raising her voice above the din
that accompanied movement. “Above us is a steam-powered windlass. Do not worry; it is perfectly capable of sustaining our
weight and lowering us at a respectable speed.”

So it proved to be the case as, with many ominous puffs of steam floating into the cage and some creaking and groaning that
made Tunstell jump, they moved down. Madame Lefoux's definition of a respectable speed might be questioned, however, as the
contraption plummeted quickly, bumping when it hit the ground, causing everyone to stumble violently up against one side.

“At some point, I suppose I shall have to get around to fixing that.” The Frenchwoman gave an embarrassed little smile, showing
small dimples. Straightening her cravat and top hat, she led the three men out. The passageway
they walked into was lit by neither gas lamps nor candles, but instead by an orange-tinted gas that glowed faintly as it traveled
through glass tubing set in one side of the ceiling. It was carried by an air current of some kind. The gas swirled constantly,
resulting in patchy illumination and a shifting orange glow.

“Oooh,” commented Tunstell, and then, rather unguardedly, “What's that?”

“Aetheromagnetic currents with a gaseous electromagnetic illuminatory crystalline particulate in suspension. I was interested,
until recently, in devising a portable version, but, if not precisely regulated, the gas has a tendency to, well, explode.”

Tunstell didn't miss a beat. “Ah, some questions are best left unasked, I take it?” He gave the tubing a wary look and moved
to walk on the opposite side of the passageway.

“Probably wise,” agreed Professor Lyall.

Madame Lefoux gave a half shrug. “You
did
ask, no?” She led them through a door at the end of the passage and into her contrivance chamber.

Professor Lyall sensed that there was something different about the place. He could not determine exactly what it was. He
was familiar with the laboratory, having visited it in order to acquire various necessary instruments, gadgets, and devices
for the pack, for the Bureau of Unnatural Registry (BUR), and sometimes for his own personal use. Madame Lefoux was generally
thought to be one of the better young members of the mad-scientist set. She had a reputation for good, hard work and fair
prices, her only idiosyncrasy of consequence, so far, being her mode of dress. All members of the Order of the Brass Octopus
were notorious for their eccentricities, and Madame Lefoux stood comparatively low on the peculiarity scale. Of course, there
was always the possibility she would go on to develop more offensive inclinations later. There were rumors, but, to date,
Lyall had had no cause to complain. Her laboratory was everything that was to be expected from an inventor of her character
and reputation—very large, very messy, and very, very interesting.

“Where is your son?” inquired Professor Lyall politely, looking around for Quesnel Lefoux's mercurial little face.

“Boarding school.” The inventor dismissed her child with a faint headshake of disappointment. “He was becoming a liability,
and then the muddle with Angelique last month made school the most logical choice. I anticipate his imminent expulsion.”

Professor Lyall nodded his understanding. Angelique, Quesnel's biological mother and Alexia's former lady's maid, had been
working undercover for a vampire hive when she fell to her death out of the window of an obscure castle in Scotland. Not that
such information was common knowledge, nor likely to become so, but the hives were not above recrimination. Angelique had
failed her masters, and Madame Lefoux had involved herself unnecessarily in the matter. It was probably safer for Quesnel
to be out of town and away from society, but Professor Lyall had a soft spot for the little ragamuffin, and would miss seeing
him around the place.

“Formerly Lefoux must be missing him.”

Madame Lefoux dimpled at that. “Oh, I doubt that. My aunt never did like children very much, even when she was a child.”

The ghost in question, Madame Lefoux's dead aunt and fellow inventor, resided in the contrivance chamber and had been, until
recently, responsible for Quesnel's education—although, of course, not during the daytime.

Floote stood quietly while Professor Lyall and Madame Lefoux exchanged pleasantries. Tunstell did not. He began poking about
the vast muddle, picking up containers and shaking them, examining the contents of large glass vials and winding up sets of
gears. There were cords and wire coils draped over hat stands to investigate, vacuum tubes propped in umbrella stands to tip
over, and large pieces of machinery to rap on experimentally.

“Do you think I should warn him off? Some of those are volatile.” Madame Lefoux crossed her arms, not particularly concerned.

Professor Lyall rolled his eyes. “Impossible pup.”

Floote went trailing after the curious Tunstell and began relieving him of his more dangerous distractions.

“I see there is a reason Lord Maccon never decided to bite him into metamorphosis.” Madame Lefoux watched the exchange with
amusement.

“Aside from the fact that he ran away, got married, and left the pack?”

“Yes, aside from that.”

Tunstell paused to scoop up and put on a pair of glassicals as he walked. Since Madame Lefoux had entered the London market,
the vision assistors were becoming ubiquitous. They were worn like spectacles but looked like the malformed offspring of a
pair of binoculars and a set of opera glasses. More properly called “monocular cross-magnification lenses with spectra modifier
attachments,” Alexia called them “glassicals,” and Professor Lyall was
ashamed to admit even he had taken to referring to them as such. Tunstell blinked at them, one eyeball hideously magnified
by the instrument.

“Very stylish,” commented Professor Lyall, who owned several pairs himself and was often to be seen wearing them in public.

Floote gave Professor Lyall a dirty look, removed the glassicals from Tunstell, and prodded him back to where Madame Lefoux
leaned against a wall, arms and ankles crossed. Large diagrams drawn in black pencil on stiff yellow paper were haphazardly
pinned behind her.

Professor Lyall finally realized what it was about the contrivance chamber that was so different from his last visit: it was
quiet. Usually the laboratory was dominated by the hum of mechanicals in motion, steam puffing out of various orifices in
little gasps and whistles, gears clanking, metal chains clicking, and valves squealing. Today everything was silent. Also,
for all its messiness, the place had an air of being put away.

“Are you planning a trip, Madame Lefoux?”

The Frenchwoman looked at the Woolsey Beta. “That rather depends on what Alexia has summoned us together to discuss.”

“But it is a possibility?”

She nodded. “A probability at this juncture, if I know anything about Alexia.”

“Another reason to send Quesnel away to boarding school.”

“Just so.”

“You understand much of Lady Maccon's character, for such a comparatively short acquaintance.”

“You were not with us in Scotland, Professor; it encouraged
intimacy. In addition, I have made her a bit of a pet research venture.”

“Oh, have you, indeed?”

“Before Alexia arrives, I take it you all read the morning papers?” Madame Lefoux switched the subject, levered herself upright
from the wall, and took up a peculiarly masculine stance: legs spread, like a boxer at White's awaiting the first blow.

The men around her all nodded their affirmation.

“I am afraid they do not lie, for once. Alexia shows every sign of increasing, and we must presume that a physician has corroborated
my initial diagnosis. Otherwise, Alexia would likely be back at Woolsey Castle, chewing Lord Maccon's head off.”

“I never noticed any of the aforementioned signs,” protested Tunstell, who had also traveled to the north with Madame Lefoux
and Lady Maccon.

“Do you think said signs are generally something you're likely to observe?”

Tunstell blushed red at that. “No. You are perfectly correct, of course; most assuredly not.”

“So are we agreed that the child is Lord Maccon's?” Madame Lefoux clearly wanted to find out where everyone stood on the matter.

No one said anything. The inventor looked from one man to the next. First Floote, then Tunstell, and then Lyall nodded their
assent.

“I assumed as much, or none of you would have acquiesced to her request for this clandestine meeting, however desperate her
circumstances. Still, it is curious that none of you challenges Alexia's veracity.” The Frenchwoman gave Professor Lyall a
sharp look. “I am aware of my
own reasons, but you, Professor Lyall, are Lord Maccon's Beta. Yet you believe it is possible for a werewolf to father a child?”

Professor Lyall had known this moment would come. “It is not that I know the answer as to how. It is simply that I know someone
else who believes that this is possible. Several someones, in fact. And they are usually correct in these matters.”

“They? They who?”

“The vampires.” Never comfortable being the center of attention, he nevertheless attempted to explain himself further as all
eyes turned to him. “Before she left for Scotland, two vampires tried to kidnap Lady Maccon. While she was on board the dirigible,
her journal was stolen and someone tried to poison her. Most of the other incidents up north after that can be placed in Angelique's
hands.” Professor Lyall nodded to Madame Lefoux. “But those three episodes could not have been the maid. I believe the Westminster
Hive was responsible for the attempted kidnapping and the theft of the journal, probably under Lord Ambrose's orders. It seems
like Ambrose; he always was ham-handed with his espionage. The kidnappers, whom I intercepted, said they were under orders
not to harm Lady Maccon, but simply intended to
test
her—probably for signs of pregnancy. I believe they stole the journal for the same reason—they wanted to see if she was recording
anything about her condition. Of course, she herself had not yet realized, so they wouldn't have learned anything. The poisoning,
on the other hand…”