Read The Mule on the Minaret Online
Authors: Alec Waugh
Before Reid had been in the area three days he realized that it was impossible for one new to the country to form any idea in the course of a few weeks as to the productive capacity of the region. Grounds were measured and assessed by a complicated system which was different in every village. The nomenclature was a mixture of Arabic, French and Turkish. It was impossible to tell on which systemâold Turkish, older Arabic or modern Frenchâthe assessment was being made. The O.C.P. had given what it considered a fair estimate of the potentialities of the neighbourhood and the notables had given their bid which was less than half that figure. It was going to be, he recognized, a question of bargaining. The eternal bargaining of the Orient.
Reid had a car and an interpreter at his disposal. He drove round the area supervising the weighing and the payment, rechecking the wheat for impurities by taking a large handful between his hands, tossing it over and seeing how much sand lay between his palms. He knew that there was cheating and that the black market was being fed. Every day stories would be brought to him of someone having boasted in the coffee shops of the fortunes that he was making at the scales. He knew that there was no way of checking on these stories. Diana had told him that he was over conscientious; perhaps he was, but he had a sound store of common sense. He knew that he would go off his head if he made himself a rigid enforcer of the law. The most that he could hope was that by looking important, by making an occasional âscene', the prestige of his uniform would deter a few of these malpractitioners. He would stand looking grim, then suddenly pounce and interrogate someone whose face he did not like and hope that he was performing a useful service.
He let himself relax, accepting his assignment in the spirit that Farrar had offered it. He was a privileged tourist, enabled to see the countryside and meet its inhabitants in a way that no tourist could ever hope to do. He enjoyed the long drives into the country,
over the flat boulder-strewn plain of the Hauran. For miles it would be the same, field after field of growing wheat and maize, the earth showing red between the stubble where the crops had been cut or the ground left fallow. There was the animated noise of harvest. Where the ground was barren, a group of Bedouins would sit idle, under and about their long, low tents. There were no trees, no gardens, nothing green. Along the road were stone shelters like sentry boxes to protect in winter the guardians of the fields. Camel trains laden with wheat, led by small boys on ponies, went by with a jingling of bells. There would be four to five camels in each train; their long necks seemed to move in and out of their loads. The villages were low, grey-black, one-storied buildings of mud and boulders, peaked by the spire of a minaret, surrounded hedgewise by a succession of low walls, some mud, some of brick. Inside these walls the wheat was being threshed. A pony or a mule was driven round in circles, drawing a broad, flat board on which stood the driverâa child or an old man. A fine yellow dust rose as the wheat was tossed into the air. Mile after mile, village after village, it was the same.
The villages were farmyards, little else. There was no sanitation as Western civilization understood the word. There was a large central pond, usually of Roman origin, where clothes were washed and cattle drank. The houses were gaps in a mud wall. There would be a pen or two for the hens and cattle. There would be a roofed-in pen or two for the family. The village women did not wear veils. They were shapeless bundles of old clothes, with blue tattooing on their chins and lower lips. The children rolled happily in the dust.
Yet in the house of the headman, the
moukhtar,
in even the smallest village, there was a sense of leisure, of graciousness, of culture, of inherited immemorial manners. His reception room, though it was only a roofed-over cattle-pen, would be high and cool. There would be carpets on the floor and stools and cushions arranged against the wall. In the centre would be the ashes of a fire where coffee had been made and where the coffee-pots still remained. Old men would be puffing at
narghiles,
very old men who sat there day after day, doing nothing, rarely speaking, but whose age entitled them to be present when the
moukhtar
received his guests. There was a constant drifting in and out and much shaking of hands. Children would sit in the doorway and stare inquisitively but without offence at their strange visitant.
Reid came during these trips to appreciate Arab dignity. When an English tourist returned from the Levant or from North Africa with a
burnous
which he employed as a dressing-gown, the result was usually unfortunate. The square-cut collar made the neck seem too long and the short sleeves gave an appearance of discomfort as though the gown would slip off at any moment. But worn with a white veil and head-rope as the Arabs wore it, the brown
burnous
with its gold threadwork at the neck was comfortable and appropriate. The long flowing dress with high-collared silk shirt and embroidered bodice gave the whole costume a surprisingly masculine effect.
Though he could speak no Arabic, Reid learnt to appreciate Arab oratory. The first piece of advice he had been given when he began lecturing had been, âGet a table in front of you. Have something to hold on to, so that you won't distract your audience with awkward gesturings with your hands.' He had often heard the old school of actor complain that the modern actor could not use his hands; all he could do was tap a cigarette against a case and light it. The Arabs, in contrast, had mastered the management of their hands. When an Arab was listening, his hands would be busy with his beads. He would draw back the beads in twos with his left thumb, then push them forward with his right. But when he spoke, he would amplify his meanings with a series of effective, eloquent, often unexpected gestures. When he was enumerating a succession of points, he would hold out his hand, the back facing the audience, and draw his fingers one by one into his palm. When he wished to beckon anyone towards him, he would stretch out his arm, his fingers pressed, then draw back his elbow as though he were drawing that person to himself.
He learnt during those weeks to appreciate the ritual of Arab hospitalities. One is always offered something, coffee or curdled milk. The coffee was bitter but surprisingly refreshing. You only took a sip of it. The cup was replenished until, by a turning of it between your hands, you indicated that you had had enough. Though the Moslems did not take alcohol, they usually kept a bottle for their guests. Reid soon learned to decline the offer of it. What might be proffered as a sweet local wine might turn out to be a tumblerful of neat Damascus brandy, and it would be bad manners not to finish what you had accepted.
No matter at what hour he would arrive, he would be offered food. If he had nothing else to do, but only if he had nothing else
to do that day, he would accept. The preliminaries were endless. âWe will go into the fields,' the notables would say. âWe will measure off so many square metres of ground. We will pluck the corn, thresh it, weigh it, then you will realize that this land only produces five mouds to each moud sown, and that if we agree to yield you twenty-five thousand tons, we shall run the risk of finding ourselves without any reserve for a bad winter. We will make our examination; then we will return here and you will find lunch ready.'
But lunch would not be ready. The Arabs do not divide time into separate divisions like hours and parts of an hour. Besides, it was bad manners to be in a hurry. For an hour, for two hours, for three hours maybe, he would wait. He would pay elaborate compliments; he would acknowledge and reply to elaborate compliments. On the manner in which he accepted and made these speeches would depend, he was well aware, that particular village's reaction and response to a scheme on which the welfare and security of a whole countryside depended. The scheme would be judged by his behaviour. It was supremely important that he should make the required effort. But his ears were strained listening for the approach of food. At last was brought the water in which his hosts could perform the ablutions that would precede their prayers. Then the meal could be set out on the floor.
Arabs sit upon their heels, and it is bad mannersâit is more than bad manners, it is an insultâto point the soles of your feet at anyone. It is not easy for a European to sit upon his heels. Reid was not particularly supple. He curled himself up as best he could. Fortunately the meal did not last long, though there was a great deal to eat. The moment that food arrived all conversation ceased. Reid soon became accustomed to this kind of banquet. You help yourself, he learnt, with your right hand to what is set before you. There would be two kinds of rice and curdled milk and several sauces. There would be a salad or two soaked in vinegar, with cucumbers stuffed with rice; there would be chicken and possibly a whole roast sheep stuffed with roasted nuts and rice. There would be flat, grey-brown bread with which to scoop up the sauces. The host will help you to the choicest morsels. The eye of the sheep is a great delicacy. As a tribute to your importance, he will extract it for you and pop it into your mouth with his own fingers. It looked repulsive, but it was, Reid found, mercifully tasteless. After the meal a servant brought a bowl of water and soap with which to
wash his hands. In the richer villages he was also offered scent for his hands and forehead.
So it went on, day after day. The sun beat down out of a cloudless sky. The hard glare of the parched earth dazzled him. But in the evening, shortly before sunset, a breeze would blow from the still snow-capped Hebron. Reid would close his eyes, wearied by diplomacy, savouring the calm of this last hour when the outline of the hills would be subdued, merging into a succession of level layers of rich, soft colours, dominated by a purplish brown; the camel trains would move in slow silhouette against the sunset and the dust of the chaff about the villages was flecked with orange.
Reid was housed in the town major's office. There was no furniture in the room he shared with the local transport officer, except a table. He had his camp-bed and a camp-chair. He was living very much as he had done a quarter of a century back in Harrowby Camp, Grantham, as a machine-gunner. There were rarely more than five others in the mess. The food was dreary; the town major sharing the British view that local foods and vegetables were messy and unhealthy and likely to upset one's digestion. He preferred to open a tin and spread tomato ketchup on its contents. He had access to a cache of whisky and usually arrived at the table with a glazed expression. The conversation was as dreary as the fare; the day's wireless report, news from England, gossip about local personalities, reminiscences of England. Yet for Reid the final two hours of the day were a reward and recompense for the strains that the long day had imposed. At last he was by himself.
The house had been built before the First War, and on a Turkish pattern; two stories, with all its rooms facing on a square of grass out of which a date palm grew. After dinner, he would sit on the stone pathway under the gallery outside his room, with the
Oxford Book of English Verse.
At night he slept under a mosquito net, but there were not enough mosquitoes to be troublesome; the bare electric bulb in his room gave him enough light to see the page. He would read a poem or two, or a section of a familiar poem, then he would let the book fall forward on his knees, his mind abrood, thinking over the letter that he would write before he went to bed. He would write for forty, sixty, ninety minutesâa serial letter that he would mail every third day or so.
He had never written in this tone before, with such an exuberant flow of words, such a wide vocabulary. As a historian he was well
aware of the deficiencies of his writing, the lack of flexibility, the absence of warmth, the limited vocabulary. He knew that he could never hope for the large sales that certain popular historians achieved. He did not resent it. He was not that kind of writer, because he was not that kind of man. Writing was not his métier. He was a teacher, not a writer. His special merit lay in the lecture room and in his tutorials; and in the way he contrived that the one should amplify and round off the other. He had no illusions about himself. But just as he had become a new self during his picnics, his dinners, his twilight hours with Diana, so now he became a different writer seated here at this desk, letting pour forth, night after night, this torrent of adoration. He described his day to day events, the places he had seen, the conversations, the bargainings; right through the day he had kept thinking, âI'll tell Diana that tonight.' When anything amusing happened he had thought, âThat'll make Diana smile.' When anything had occurred pertinent to British or French relations with the Arabs, he had thought, âThat will interest Diana.'
His whole day was interpreted in terms of his love for her. She was beside him all the time. She was never absent from his thoughts. When she reads these letters, he thought, she'll understand, she'll appreciate what she means to me. These letters could only have been written by a man to whom she was the earth and stars and the revolving heavens. During the months when they had been seeing each other all the time, the âbig words' had rarely managed to get said. They had not even had an opportunity of talking on the telephone as they had when he was Duty Officer at the Mission. She might very well have thought that for him the whole episode was just a âwartime affair.' She would know better now. The best of their romance lay in the future. He was impatient to return. Yet at the same time he savoured the delay. Every week, every day apart would heighten the thrill of their reunion. He did not, therefore, pester Farrar with inquiries about his return. All in good time, he thought, all in good time.
During the third week of his absence he returned to Deraa to find a message asking him to telephone the Director-General in Damascus. The line was faulty and it was a garbled message that he received. Apparently there was a tense situation in one of the depots, where the British officer in charge was quarrelling with the French
Services Spéciaux.
Neither spoke the other's language
fluently; the Briton was a major while the Frenchman was a captain. The major was trying to pull rank. This was particularly unfortunate because promotions were not so rapid in the French Army as they were in the British, and the status of a French captain could be higher than that of a British major. The Director-General was not quite clear himself as to the cause of the dispute. It was something to do with the
Quimaquam.
The Frenchman appeared to be siding with the Syrian. At any rate, what was needed was a bilingual catalyst to smooth out the situation. Would Reid drive over there first thing next morning?