The Lie Tree (18 page)

A Study of the Alleged Virtues of the ‘Mendacity’ Tree

I first heard of the so-called Mendacity Tree when on a visit to southern China in 1860. My visit proved ill-timed, and as I was travelling through the Yunnan region I
heard rumours of the fresh conflict between British and Chinese forces. Uncertain where I might meet hostility, I sought accommodation in a riverside village and waited for further
news.

There by chance I made the acquaintance of one Mr Hector Winterbourne, a fellow natural scientist. He was a veteran of many excavations and a fanatical collector, with a passion for
monstrosity and oddity of all sorts. Pleased at the chance of an educated conversation with one of my countrymen, I spoke with him for the greater part of the night.

He waxed fervent about his latest obsession, a plant he had encountered in an obscure legend three years before. This tree was said to resemble a creeper, but to bear citrus-like fruit
possessed of extraordinary properties. The plant thrived in darkness or muted light, and would only flower or bear fruit if it was fed lies.

This I dismissed as plainly fantastical, and was surprised when my companion did not share my scepticism. When I asked him how a plant could be fed’ a lie, he said that the
falsehood needed to be whispered to the Tree, and then circulated widely. The more important the lie, and the larger the number of people prevailed upon to believe it, the larger the
fruit.

Should anybody consume that fruit, they would be granted knowledge of a most secret sort, and on a matter close to their heart.

When I pointed out the absurdity of such a notion, Winterbourne showed me apiece of dried peel, not unlike that of a lime, and assured me that two years before he had
purchased a Mendacity fruit at considerable price and consumed it. He would not divulge the ‘secret’ he had learned, but grimly assured me that it was of no small import.

He said that he had bought this fruit from a Dutchman named Kikkert, who had set himself up in the Indies as an information broker. Winterbourne believed that Kikkert had been
feeding’ the Tree by passing false information to some buyers, so that he could sell the fruit to others, or learn secrets worth a high price. It was a dangerous game, and Kikkert fled
town before Winterbourne could learn more.

Winterbourne believed that he had traced the Dutchman’s movements to Persia, but there had lost track of him. It was by the merest chance that he had recovered the trail.
Winterbourne had come to China to assist with an excavation, but on the verge of departing had heard reports of the sudden and suspicious death of an old Dutchman matching the description of
Kikkert. Now Winterbourne was travelling upriver to investigate, and to see whether he could find any trace of the legendary plant.

That night I retired, filled with the conviction that Kikkert had been a charlatan and that my new friend was little short of a madman. Nonetheless, as I attempted to sleep I found that
the notion of this plant had taken possession of my imagination. His very earnestness, after the fact, impressed itself upon me. All those who thirst for knowledge must be tempted by the
thought of learning untold secrets with one bite.

I rose next morning, interested in speaking with Winterbourne again, only to discover that he had chartered a boat at dawn and departed upriver with his entourage. By the time I heard of
the British victory, I had decided to abandon my erstwhile plans, Instead I resolved to follow Winterbourne and learn more of his mysterious plant.

When at last I arrived at the town that had been mentioned to me, I made enquiry and discovered that –

. . . and discovered that the Winterbournes had taken rooms in a shabby inn. When I visited it, however, I found the establishment in disarray. Hector Winterbourne had
been discovered raiding the house of a man thought to have been murdered, and was under arrest on suspicion of involvement in that murder.

I prevailed upon the local authorities to let me visit Winterbourne, and found him in a pitiable state. Like many confined to those noxious cells, he had contracted malaria, which was
rife in those parts. I promised to do all I could to secure his freedom, and he confided in me his latest suspicions about the location of the Mendacity Tree, begging me to find it if he could
not.

I was unable to save him. His fever killed him in his cell before I could arrange his release.

Following his instructions, however, I found a little stone hut in the bamboo forest a few miles from Kikkert’s house. Within its dark, dank recesses I discovered a dry-looking,
vine-like plant that appeared to have dropped most of its leaves.

My extrication of the specimen from this murky enclosure was nearly catastrophic, both for the plant and for myself. While I had noted Winterbourne’s comments regarding the
Tree’s preference for darkness, I had not anticipated the violence of its reaction to daylight. Only by hastily covering the plant with my coat did I avoid disaster. Never again would I
be so incautious.

It took a long while for the specimen to recover from this incident. Through careful experimentation I discovered that it thrived on dank or moist air and was best nourished by slightly
brackish water. Rather than relying on the sun’s rays, it suffered ill effects from all brilliant light and most particularly the beams of natural daylight. By nurturing it in the right
conditions, I eventually succeeded in coaxing it back to health.

I must ask myself why I devoted so much time to this project, and neglected so many others. It is possible that from the earliest moment I felt a yearning to discover
something of wonder.

I have lived long enough to see the death of wonders. Like many others, I have dedicated my life to investigating the marvels and mysteries of Creation, the better to understand the
designs of our Maker. Instead, our discoveries have brought us doubt and darkness. Within our lifetime, we have seen Heaven’s lamp smashed and our sacred place in the world snatched from
us. We have been dethroned and flung down among the beasts.

We thought ourselves kings of the ages. Now we find that all our civilization has been nothing but a brief, brightly lit nursery, where we have played with paper crowns and wooden
sceptres. Beyond the door are the dark wastes where Leviathans wrestled for millennia. We are a blink of an eye, a joke amidst a tragedy.

All these thoughts were unspeakable torment to me.

Thus I began my experiments with the Tree, which of course necessitated the use of falsehoods. It was not my habit to indulge in deception, but in the event this acted
in my favour. Since deceit was known to be contrary to my nature, none was expected from me. I began with a small lie, which I whispered to the plant, conscious of the absurdity of the
proceeding. I adopted a counterfeit illness, and feigned a limp for the better part of a month.

For the very first time since its germination, the plant flowered, producing a small white bloom resembling that of a lemon tree. The petals fell away, and it bore a tiny fruit, slightly
smaller than a common cherry, which quickly ripened to olive green streaked with gold.

I resolved to pluck and eat the fruit, taking all reasonable precautions. The flesh was surpassingly bitter. As to the effect upon my faculties, I have never eaten opium and thus cannot
compare the experience, but I suspect it was not dissimilar.

In this state of bedazzlement I found myself a traveller in the country of my own body, my veins red-gold and fierce as lava streams, my spine a mountain ridge, my lungs catacombs. I
travelled all the way down to the promontory of my left big toe, and there discovered simmering, noxious green lakes that turned my stomach.

Not two months after this vision I suffered pain and swelling in that toe for the first time. My doctor confirmed that it was the onset of gout, a condition that I have suffered ever
since. My vision, therefore, had conveyed to me a truth which at that time was known to nobody, least of all myself. However, it was not a particularly edifying, useful or impressive
truth.

Considering the matter, however, I had a moment of insight. The lie I had told pertained to my own personal health, as did the secret I had been granted. Was it possible that lie and
secret were linked, and that the plant fed a certain lie would release a secret on a connected matter?

My first experiment had been an attempt to learn whether the Tree truly possessed the bizarre qualities that Winterbourne had claimed. Now that it began to seem possible, I dared to ask
myself another question. What secret unfathomed by man did I actually wish to uncover?

It was easily answered. There was one thing I wanted, nay, needed to know.

For a long time I had been losing my grip on the rock of my faith, as wave after wave of new knowledge struck me cruelly. My former certainties were now broken timbers on the tide. I
needed to know, once and for all, wherefore came Man. Was he crafted in God’s image and given the world, or was he the self-deluding grandson of some grimacing ape? If I knew, then my
turbulence of mind would be over. I could recover my peace of mind, or resign myself to despair.

I resolved that I would wrench this knowledge from the Tree. It would be done to calm not only my mind, but all those similarly tormented and bewildered.

If I wished for a secret relating to the origins of Man, then my lies must relate to it also. To earn a secret so profound, I would need to tell momentous lies, and make as many people
as possible believe them. My great project unfurled before me, and I could see what needed to be done. I was respected as a natural scientist, consulted, trusted. If I made claims, they would
be believed. If I presented fossils or finds, they would not be questioned. I could fabricate at will, and I would not be doubted.

In the interests of Truth, I would lie. I would deceive the world, then bring back knowledge that would benefit all of Mankind and perhaps save its soul. I would muddy the waters for a
time, so that in the end they might run truly clear. I would borrow from the Bank of Truth, but in the end would pay back in full and with interest.