The Girl's Guide to (Man)Hunting (18 page)

“What’s all this?” one man asked before Miranda could.

“Paintball competition,” Colt said, his expression cold and unfriendly.

Brenna chimed in for Colt, casting beaming smiles at everyone. “That’s right. Today is paintball day. Doesn’t have much to do with survival, but everything to do with teamwork. And it sure is fun.”

“Greaaat,” Miranda said unenthusiastically. A bunch of men running around in the woods shooting at one another did not
sound like her idea of a good time. She eyed the others on her team—clearly she was the only one with reservations. The others looked positively giddy at the thought. She took the helmet handed to her and gave it a wary look—it was a full face mask with goggles built into the faceplate. “Are we playing paintball or heading to a
Star Wars
convention? Because I call dibs on the Boba Fett costume.”

Pete laughed uproariously at her joke, but the others just stared at her. Well, so much for that. Miranda put the mask on to hide the blush on her cheeks, took the dark red jumpsuit they handed to her, and zipped it over her clothes. This was apparently so she wouldn’t get paint on her own clothing. Thoughtful. There were enough jumpsuits for both the red team and the blue team. Brenna also passed out protective cups for the men.

“Can I have two of those?” Miranda asked, and Brenna’s eyebrows shot up. Miranda patted her breasts, and the other woman laughed, but didn’t hand her a pair. Oh well. She finished dressing as Colt read off the rules of the game. It was a capture the flag game. Each time a team’s flag was captured, they would score a point. The team with the most points at the end of the day would win the special campsite. The others would just have to go to whatever campsite was the reject campsite.

Clearly the reward was the game just as much as it was the campsite. At least, it was for everyone but her. Alone time with Dane was the true reward, as far as she was concerned.

As Brenna distributed gear and counted out bullets to the teams, Colt gestured that Dane should join him off to the side. Dane
swore under his breath. Great. Colt wanted to have a chat, and Dane didn’t feel like talking. He knew what this chat was going to be about.
How are you handling your team? Miranda giving you trouble?

At least, he hoped that was how the conversation would go.

He jogged over to the tree line and nodded at Colt. “How’s your team doing?”

Colt shrugged, his tall frame relaxed as he leaned up against a tree. “It’s doing.” He looked at Dane expectantly. “You?”

Dane shrugged and glanced back at his small group. They were crowded around the ATV, laughing and teasing one another as they were handed equipment. Miranda seemed to be in high spirits like the rest of them, but she kept glancing over at him, as if curious as to what he was doing. Damn. He hoped Colt didn’t notice her watching him. He turned back to Colt. “They’re all right. They’re learning. It’s not quite what I expected, but it’s not bad either.”

Colt crossed his arms over his chest, the muscles on his forearms flexing. With his lean build, ever-present dog tags, and high-and-tight haircut, he wore his U.S. Marine background like a badge of honor. It always made Dane slightly uneasy. He’d had a very different path than Colt to get where they were today. And while he tried very hard to rid his life of everything hockey, Colt still lived his life as if he were in the marines every day. He grunted now. “They’re soft.”

“They are civilians,” Dane said dryly. “If they were efficient killing machines, I doubt they’d need our class.”

Colt grunted again, scowling as he stared out at the team. The friendliest of instructors, he was not. He wondered how Colt’s
team was faring with the monosyllabic trainer. He knew Colt well—he’d take a bullet for his brother—and the man knew survival like the back of his hand. Teaching and conversation, however, were not two of his strong points. Colt nodded at the teams gathered. “Yours are worse than mine.”

“I don’t doubt that,” he said with a half laugh. “I had one try to pass off a dead fish as his catch.”

Colt’s glare swiveled and turned to Dane.

He scowled at the ex-marine. “What?”

Colt’s eyes narrowed. “Why are you
happy
?”

Oh, here we go
. The interrogation begins. “I’m not. Fuck off.”

“You just giggled.”

“Fuck you, bro. I did
not
giggle.”

Colt snorted. “Like a schoolgirl.”

Dane elbowed Colt, hard, and was rewarded with his grunt. “Not fucking giggling. I’m just enjoying myself.” When Colt still looked skeptical, he added, “I like being out here in the wild again. Reminds me of Alaska. Sometimes I miss Alaska. We didn’t have a care in the world up there, you know?”

It was a half lie. While he enjoyed being out in the wild, the reason he felt so relaxed and calm lately was largely due to Miranda. He liked being around her, liked seeing her smile. Liked feeling her hips rising under his. Liked that flushed, startled-with-pleasure look she got on her face when he licked her. But if Colt knew that, he’d kick Dane’s ass for fucking up their new business. Colt liked a rigid adherence to rules. He wouldn’t understand a deviation. So Dane watched and waited, hoping that Colt would shut up and go back to his team so he could go back to his.

But Colt only grunted. “Alaska was cold. Hated that. Made my dick shrivel.”

Dane grinned and clapped his friend on the back, then leaned in. “I don’t give a shit about your dick.”

Colt punched him, and Dane punched back, back to being friends and ribbing each other like nothing had ever changed.

The bullhorn clicked on and Brenna’s chirpy voice screeched over the trees. “If you two are done beating the crap out of each other, can we please play some paintball?”

Bags full of paintball ammo, bottled water, and PowerBars, as well as other miscellany she didn’t recognize, were handed out, and the teams shouldered their packs and readied to go into the woods. Through her lashes, she watched as Dane stripped his shirt off before putting on his jumpsuit. Watching his naked back gave her all kinds of ideas, and she smiled to herself as he zipped up and then turned to his team.

Oh, she had lots and
lots
of ideas suddenly.

The blue team set off into the woods as Brenna called instructions after them. “Stay on this side of the stream,” she warned. “Don’t rove out too far. You all have a fifteen-minute start before I sound the air horn that tells you to begin. No stealing ammo…and no nut shots!”

With that command ringing in their ears, the red team set off as well. George was elected the leader—despite his gray hair and a MFA in business administration, George was also a passionate paintball player in his spare time, so he’d been elected the team captain. Miranda had thought Dane would assume the position
of leader, but he was happy enough to let the others take charge. Perhaps this was part of his training plan as well—letting others take the initiative.

Clever
and
subtle. She had to admit, she liked that in a man. Too bad it was Dane Croft who housed those qualities.

George led them over a few hills and through the trees. They ran across a hill—heavily treed and with a sandy ridge that was sloughing away due to erosion—that George declared to be the perfect spot to plant their flag. They did so, and then he began to direct orders. “All right—we need one person to stay at camp at all times to guard the flag. Miranda, that’s you.”

She snapped out of her musings and glared at George. “Why is it me?”

He looked as if he was going to comment that it was because she was female, and then thought better of it. “All right, Pete, you can stay at base this round. We’ll take turns. Plenty of time to score points. All we need to do is get to ten first.”

That seemed fair enough. Mollified, she listened as George laid out a battle plan—but she was only half paying attention. Evil Miranda needed to make a play today to win back Dane’s attention, she had decided. She had tried walking next to him as they’d marched out to plant the flag, but he’d slowed down, acting as if he were re-lacing his boots. Painfully obvious.

Was he afraid that just being seen with her meant that someone was onto their little midnight trysts? Or was he regretting their rendezvous? Or simply done with her?

He didn’t get to be done with
her
, she thought with a scowl. She got to decide who was done with whom, not him. And today, she’d just have to up the game a little. No problem.

And if her plans failed, well, she could always resort to one of the nut shots they’d been warned about. That stirred a thought in her mind. A dirty, naughty little thought that made her a bit scandalized…and a lot excited. She shouldn’t…

But she really, really wanted to.

She peeked over at Dane, his paintball gun resting on his shoulder. He slouched, leaning one shoulder against a nearby tree, and avoided looking in her direction. That decided her. Dane Croft wouldn’t stand a chance against Evil Miranda.

After a few minutes, the team split up to take positions for the game. Some of the team would be sniping from secluded positions, and others would attempt to take out the camp. Miranda had volunteered to snipe from a vantage point. She grasped her gun, put on her helmet, and began to stalk through the woods. Once she was out of sight, she cut through the trees. She was supposed to guard a lookout point a good quarter mile away from the flag, but screw that.

Instead, she cut across the forest back to the trail that she’d passed on her way out of camp and headed down it, and after Dane.

He was a decent clip ahead of her, and she lagged behind to make sure that he didn’t see her. If he did, he might warn her away. She trailed him for a bit, and when he arrived at his location, she ducked behind the nearest bush and unzipped her paintball jumpsuit. She stripped off her clothes—all of them—and then put the jumpsuit back on again. The air was definitely crisper without that second layer of clothing, and she felt her breasts bob and jiggle with every step she took. She put a gloved hand on her breasts and held them still against her chest. She
hadn’t thought about the bouncing. Hopefully the others wouldn’t notice if they should run across her.

She buried her clothes in a pile of leaves and arranged a branch over it so it would be easily recognizable when she came back. Then she went to find Dane. She found him a short distance away, crouched behind one of the taller trees in the area and scanning the distance. His helmet was on, but she remembered that he had the only one that was a solid black. Plus, nobody else out here had those broad shoulders or that ridiculously tight ass. She moved toward him from behind. He hadn’t noticed her yet, which was good. She liked the element of surprise.

Smiling to herself, she crept quietly behind him and pulled off her helmet, carefully placing it on the grass nearby. Her gaze dropped to the ground and she noticed a nearby berry bush. A mental image filled her mind of nibbling berries off of his naked body, and she pulled a few of the berries off of the bush. What would be sexier than slowly licking and eating the berry in front of Dane? Just another gun in Evil Miranda’s holster, she decided. She slid up behind Dane and when he was close enough to tap, she reached out to run her hand along his nape.

He turned so violently that she stumbled backward in surprise. With a lightning-fast motion, he raised his paintball gun, then lowered it almost as quickly. “Miranda! What are you doing here?” Dane checked behind her. “Are you being followed by someone on the other team?”

“Nope,” she said in a sultry voice. She pulled out one of the berries and began to toy with it, playing with the small red fruit along her lips. “Guess what?”

His gaze became glued to that berry, just as she anticipated. Nice. “Uh, Miranda,” he began.

“I couldn’t wait to see you,” she purred in her best Evil Miranda voice, then tapped the berry against her lip playfully. “You’ve been very naughty, Dane Croft. Why are you being so cruel and ignoring me?”

“You know why.” He swallowed hard. “Can I tell you something?”

Her smile curved and she leaned forward to flick the berry against his mouth. “Of course.”

He caught her hand and forced her to drop the berry. “That’s poisonous.”

“Oh.” She stared at him blankly for a second, and then added, “I knew that.”

He raised an eyebrow.

She furtively scrubbed her mouth. “Poisonous…by contact?”

“Digestion,” he told her, his look very serious. “How many did you eat?”

“None.” Thank God.

He nodded at her and then turned back to his paintball gun. “You’d better go back to your post, then.”

She frowned. This was not how she’d envisioned their rendezvous going. Now he thought she was stupid. Rubbing her lip one last time, she slid over next to him and tossed her gun aside. “Was that all you wanted to tell me?”

He glanced over at her briefly, then went back to scanning the woods. “That was it. What else did you have in mind?”

She shrugged. “I don’t know. I guess we could talk about
what happened last night.” She kept her voice light and sultry. “You’ve been avoiding me all morning.”

“That’s because the others are going to find out about us.” His gaze flicked back to her. “You know I can’t let that happen. I made a vow to my partners that I’d be on my best behavior and I lied. I’m not proud of myself right now, Miranda.”

That didn’t sound like it would fit her plans at all. If he was going to be this cold with her for the rest of the week, she doubted he could turn it back on like a switch as soon as they were out of here. Her window of opportunity had to remain open, and she had to keep Dane hooked and insatiable.

So she bit her lip and thought for a moment more, then scuffed her hiking boot on the ground. “Hey, Dane.”

He didn’t turn back around, his voice short. “What?”

She unzipped the top of her jumpsuit an inch or two—not enough to expose skin, but just enough for him to notice the sound. “Guess who’s not wearing anything under their jumpsuit?”

Crouching at her feet, Dane froze. Slowly, he turned back toward her. “Miranda, what…”