The First Rule of Ten (22 page)

“License and registration,” he said. No “sir” or “please” attached.

I handed him both, keeping my voice mild. “Can you tell me what this is about?”

He glanced at the documents, and passed them back.

“You the fellow that’s out there all the time smoking dope with John D. Murphy?”

So Norman already had a good friend in law enforcement. And here I thought I was special.

“Well, ‘all the time’ might be overstating. But yes, I’m that fellow. And you are?”

“Jack Dardon,” he said. “Deputy Sheriff, District One.” He didn’t offer his hand. Nor I mine.

I waited him out, which he didn’t like much.

“You running some kind of hustle on that old man?”

“No hustle, sir. I work for him. I’m a private detective; before that I was with LAPD Robbery/Homicide for nine years. I’m trying to find out who beat him up.”

He nodded at that.

“Where’re you based out of?”

“My office is in Topanga Canyon.”

His voice was skeptical.

“And John D hired you to come way the hell out here just to find out who beat him up?”

I chose to tell the truth, figuring a man that meticulous with his uniform probably cared about correctness in other matters.

“I came out here on another case, Deputy Dardon, something involving one of John D’s neighbors, and I happened to meet up with him in the course of my investigation. We connected. I like the man.”

Dardon removed his hat and ran his fingers through his gray-brown curls. “What kind of case would that be?”

“I can’t give you many details, because to tell you the truth, I don’t have many yet, but it has to do with the religious group that lives next door.”

He stared at me for a long moment. Just then his cell phone rang; he fished it out of his pocket and glanced at the screen. He stepped back a few paces to answer.

“Yeah?” I heard. Then, “Right now?” Dardon shot a look in my direction. “I’m talking to him this very moment.” He mumbled a few final words to his caller. Then he walked over to my car again, his eyes sparking with some new mischief.

“You headed for John D’s?”

I nodded.

“You strike me as a stand-up guy. Norman wants me to help him declare his father mentally incapable. What say you follow me up there, see how well that flies?”

Norman was waiting on the front steps of his father’s house. He glanced at me, then barked at Dardon. “What the fuck?”

Dardon’s jaw tightened. “Norman, watch your mouth.”

So Norman and the deputy were not as tight as I had thought. Good. Even better, Norman chose to ignore Dardon’s warning. Face darkening to a dull maroon, Norman actually started to sputter. “Goddamn it to hell, I’m a tax-paying citizen and a county official. You’re supposed to be helping me here.”

Dardon said, “Norman, I’m not supposed to be doing anything but finding out what the heck is going on with your daddy. Which I am now going to do. You can just stay outside until you get your head straightened out.”

Norman huffed at that, but didn’t move as the deputy sheriff left us both and walked straight into the house. Norman glared at me, but somehow managed to hold his tongue until the officer returned. Dardon hooked a finger at me. “John D wants to talk to you.”

Norman exploded. “—the fuck d’you mean? This guy is a total—”

“Shut it, Norman,” Dardon said, and we walked inside. John D was enthroned in his recliner, chuckling at an old caper movie. He paused it and turned to look at us. His eyes appeared suspiciously red to me.

“Hey, Ten. How’re you doin’?” His gaze latched onto the bag of chips poking out of my grocery bag.

“Doing great,” I said. “In fact, I found a copy of that DVD I told you about. Maybe we can watch it later.”

The Chief canted a curious eye in my direction.

“John D and I are big movie fans,” I explained.

“Movie fans. Right,” Dardon said.

“So Ten,” John D drawled, “seeing as how we been spending quite a bit of time together lately, why don’t you tell Jack here whether or not you think I’m okay, that my mentus is, you know, compus.”

“I think you are,” I said.

“How about you, Jack? Based on what you’ve seen so far, you think I can handle my own affairs? Or am I a nut job, like Norman out there claims?”

Dardon stretched it out a bit, but the corners of his mouth were twitching, so I knew it was all in fun. He said, “No, John D, I think you’re the same stubborn, ornery SOB you’ve been as long as I can remember.”

John D gave us both a beatific grin, which froze at Dardon’s next words.

“And I also think Norman’s a chip off the old block.”

Perfectly timed, Norman bellowed from outside, “You guys having a fucking party in there?”

Dardon shook his head. “You two don’t need a sheriff. You need a therapist.”

“Tell Norman that,” John D growled. “He’s the one causing all the trouble.”

Dardon opened his mouth as if to say more, then closed it again.

Halfway out the door, he paused. “I assume you have a prescription for your marijuana, John D.”

“I do, but I wish I didn’t,” John D grumbled. “If something’s legal, it ain’t half the fun.”

C
HAPTER
22

The sequence of black-and-white surveillance images jittered forward in a repetitive, déjà vu kind of way. The sizes, shapes, genders, and ages changed, but the actions were almost identical: fish out a card, squint at the screen, feed the machine its slice of plastic, tap in a code, remove tongue-thrust of cash, more squinting, count cash, remove card, remove receipt, walk away while pocketing all of the above.

“When was it?” I asked, keeping one eye on the time code.

“Around eight-thirty,” John D said.

“Okay. We’re getting close.”

“There,” he said.

I used slo-mo. John D shuffled up to the ATM, digging out his wallet. Fished, squinted, fed, tapped. The ATM spat out five bills. He counted the cash twice and turned away from the camera as he started to place the bills in his wallet. Still in slow motion, a smallish man materialized from somewhere left of the frame, his arm extended outward, moving as if he had all the time in the world.

Frame by painful frame, we watched him pinch the bills from John D’s hand, shove him hard, then move off to the right, crossing paths with a second, taller man, who rolled in with his head lowered like a bull’s. He body-blocked John D, who slow-tumbled to the ground, his mouth opening into a perfect circle of surprise. It would have been comical if it weren’t so awful.

The man drew back a cowboy boot, the sharp toe sleeved in metal. One, two, three kicks to the ribs. I flinched with each pointed thrust. His mouth stretched into a sneer at the crumpled body below him. Then he executed a slow half-pirouette and followed his partner off screen. I checked the time code. Less than 30 seconds from start to finish. It had felt like a lifetime.

Then I checked John D. He was hunched forward in the recliner. His arms were crossed high and tight over his chest, and his breath was shallow. Well, mine was, too. My body had gone bulletproof, tightening into an armored state of readiness, as if to ward off the blows on the screen. I ran the segment again, and freeze-framed the first assailant.

I leaned closer. I knew him, only last time he had a sponge in his hand and was lathering up the muddy underside of a luxury coupe.

The second guy, the one with the boots, took longer to identify. He had the requisite black hoodie pulled low over his face. I guess some assaults don’t count unless you wear a hoodie. I rewound and froze the image of him sneering at John D’s crumpled body. The garment hid his face, but it couldn’t hide the small bowling ball of a paunch.

“Nehemiah,” I said. “Why, I’d know your paunch anywhere.”

My first verifiable link between Barsotti and Brother Eldon.

John D pushed himself off his chair and peered at the grainy image.

“Yep, that’s him,” he said. He scratched his grizzled chin.

“I guess he didn’t get the memo from Brother Eldon,” I said. “The one about being polite to you.”

That got a laugh out of John D, then a wince. “You got any idea what these two are up to?”

I thought about that. “Not exactly, but my partner Bill always says that most crimes can be found hunkered behind one of two motives: love or money. Since I truly doubt you’re Nehemiah’s type, I’m choosing money.”

“Okay,” John D said, “but what’s the payoff? Setting aside the hundred bucks I withdrew.”

“Eighty acres,” I said. “The payoff is eighty acres of land. John D, who besides you knows about your plan to donate the land to the Conservancy?”

John D shook his head. “Nobody. I mean, one of their lawyers is helping me set up the trust, but nobody else …” An odd look crossed his face.

“What?”

“Well, the Conservancy sent out a young man, one of them notaries, a few weeks ago, with some preliminary papers for me to sign. He told me I needed a witness, and could I think of anybody to ask, a neighbor or someone. Only one handy was Brother Nehemiah.”

“God will provide.”

John D put his head in his hands.

So now we had a ticking clock, and a hog farm and cult looking to expand their operations at the expense of the Conservancy. Not to mention John D’s sole surviving heir, though I had a hard time believing that Norman would resort to violence against his father. He struck me as just a basic run-of-the-mill loser: more grown-up brat than criminal mastermind. Still, I couldn’t completely rule him out.

“Well, at least we know the how of it,” I said. “And maybe some of the who.”

John D’s face had gone a little gray. He protested, but I sent him to bed. I’m sure watching those two men beat the living daylights out of him in slow motion didn’t help his mood much.

As for me, I needed to review my options. I sat on the porch and rocked and thought, and rocked some more. The obvious move was to hand over the surveillance DVD to Dardon, along with my suspicions as regards the perps. But I didn’t want to do that, for two reasons. One: this was my case, and two: this was my case.

My eyes drifted to the torn-up pot patch. I walked over and squatted to inspect the ruins. One corner of roiled earth offered up the clear impression of a partial soleprint, a distinctive series of diagonal chevrons. I snapped a picture of it. Then, researching rubber work boots, I quickly matched the print to that of a neoprene Servus steel-toe—the same muck-brown color, same toes dipped in cream, as the boots Barsotti’s lackey was wearing in the hog yard.

I felt a prickle across the nape of my neck. I urged my Toyota to the top of the hill where I’d begun this long day. First I scanned my photographs and zoomed in on the car washer’s pickup. I pulled up my little notepad and added the license plate number to my growing laundry list of clues.

I felt like a modern gunslinger, camera in one hand, phone in the other. I stashed the camera, and picked up my binoculars, sweeping them from one corner of the lot to the other. No pickup. No Mercedes either.

Barsotti was probably back in Condo Heaven, happy as a pig in slop. Given his place of work, he would know.

As for Neoprene Boot Man, my immediate guess was he’d successfully completed his extracurricular activities—rolling John D, then ripping off his weed—and been given the rest of the week off. I suspected he was lying low and enjoying the plunder.

I caught Bill on his way out the door, leaving work a little early. He grumbled, but he ran the plates for me anyway. I sweetened the deal with the promise of a six-pack when I got back into the city. He was back with an answer quickly.

“José Gutierrez, ex-felon, and don’t say I never did anything for you.”

“I never have and I never will.”

“I suppose you want the address as well.”

A minute later, José Gutierrez’s name, address, and phone number were in my digital directory.

Maybe I should friend him, as well.

With the aid of my phone’s GPS, I was at his street in under ten minutes. I had a brief flash of guilt over trumping Sherlock’s meticulous tracking methods, then I thought, screw it, he’d be thrilled to have a toy like this. Dr. Watson could be a real downer sometimes.

I heard the cavernous
thump thump
of a massive subwoofer before I even turned onto José’s block. I would have parked, but for the motley assortment of cars and pickups jammed every which way in his driveway, and up and down both sides of the street. My ears adapted slightly, and I was able to separate the bass-thump of sound into the brass, wind, percussion, and high-pitched acoustic guitar of Jalisco mariachi.

The front door opened and a man staggered out, propelled by a chorus of ululating falsetto yells from his compatriots. He reeled to the side of the house and puked into a potted succulent. Swells of raucous laughter ebbed and flowed inside. A major celebration was under way, and I had a pretty good idea what was fueling it.

I was undermanned for a commando raid; the first significant disadvantage I could see to partnering with a phone. Plus, stealing
mota
from a mariachi party wasn’t my idea of a worthy goal. So I did the next best thing: I called Deputy Sheriff Dardon.

“Am I catching you at an okay time?”

“Make it quick. I’m just about to turn into my driveway, where I got a bowl of my wife’s chili waiting for me.”

I told him about the missing mason jar and homegrown plants, the telltale neoprene boot print, and the all-points bulletin bash going on at José’s place.

“You’re a regular one-man neighborhood watch, aren’t you?” Dardon said.

“I just think it would be good for José’s karma if he got busted.”

“Karma, eh?” Dardon sounded amused. “That’s rich. I’ll be sure to tell José when I send the party car over to collar him that what’s bad for his police record is good for his karma.”

“Just trying to be a good citizen,” I said.

“Right. Well, I’d better go in and explain to the wife why I’m missing dinner again. See how that works out for me, karma-wise.”

He had a point there. I called Bill to tell him I was on my way, and stopped by a minimart for beer. I had Mexico on my mind, but there was no Noche Buena to be found. Where was the Cerveza Fairy when you needed her? I settled for a six-pack of Corona and a couple of rock-hard limes.