Read The Fall of the House of Cabal Online
Authors: Jonathan L. Howard
âThreat? What threat? She's in Mirkarvia, we're in England's green and pleasant land. She's a long way away.'
Here Johannes Cabal furnished his brother with a look that spoke of disappointment largely with himself at trying to talk to Horst when he could be talking to some lichen, which would probably understand the situation better.
âShe's very rich, ruthless, and motivated. Mirkarvia really isn't that far away when one has access to at least one fast air vehicle. I doubt the
Catullus
is the only thing she appropriated from the Mirkarvian aeronavy, either. If she but knew of this house, a stick of bombs descending upon it from a cloudless sky would be a likely outcome. And don't tell me that she wouldn't risk the ire of the Royal Aeroforce by doing so; losing a ship would be a small price for her as long as she was not aboard.
âI don't believe revenge is her main concern at present, however. She must know I have
Presbyter Johannes,
and that will inform her actions. She knows I shall attempt to seek out the Fountain of Youth, be it actual or figurative. She will attempt to beat me to it. I am sure of it.'
âBut you don't know where it is.'
âI know several places where it
might
be. They will have to be investigated until the correct one is found.'
âHow many is “several”?'
âFive, scattered across Europe, Asia, and Africa.'
Horst blanched. âThat will take years!'
âMonths, but too many months. Given her resources, Ninuka will almost certainly find the majority before us.'
Horst rose and paced up and down. âWell, here's a pretty problem.'
âNot at all. If the sites are explored sequentially, yes. If, however, two expeditions go forth, then I think that tips matters back in our favour.'
Horst stopped in his pacing. âWe split up? I'm not sure that is a very good idea, Johannes. For one thing, there's the way I tend to burst into flames in daylight. That's limiting. And, to be honest, I'm not sure I'd recognise a knife-thin sliver of a conjectural reality if it bit me.'
Cabal smiled at him or, at least, the furthermost point of his mouth rose. âTrust you to do this by yourself? Ever the joker, Horst.'
âThanks.' Horst said it without a reciprocating smile.
âNo, there will be physical danger, and there will be challenges of an intellectual nature. You can surely handle the former, but with all due respectâ¦'
He did not finish the sentence, nor did he need to.
Horst sat down heavily and crossed his arms.
âIn truth, I have the opposite problem. There are things in this and others worlds that are unimpressed by even a Webley .577. What I propose, therefore, are two teams of two. We shall procure the services of somebody able to look after themselves and me into the bargain for one duo, and somebody with perspicacity, wit, and intelligence to make up for your shortcomings in those attributes to join you in the other.'
Horst shrugged off the slurs upon his intellect with brotherly ease. âThat's another quest in itself, surely? By the time you've found these paragons, we might as well have tried to do it all ourselves in any case.'
âI know where to find them already,' said Cabal. âThat is not the hurdle. Persuading them is the rub. Well, for one, at least. The other will certainly prove more enthusiastic.'
At this point, Cabal's face did a strange thing, a sudden flexion and tautening that was brief, but that filled his brother with wonder.
âDid you just
smile
? I mean, really smile? Not one of those things you call a smile that frightens donkeys, but a real, actual smile?'
To which Johannes Cabal said nothing, but the ghost of that fleeting expression glowed upon his countenance for some time after.
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
It was an unassuming cottage overlooking an unassuming little market town, but it was homely and comfortable and a pleasant enough place in which to spend one's retirement. It had once been visited by a small bit of elemental evil that had disported itself around the fireplace and almost resulted in a death and a damnation, but that was years ago, and one has to let these things go ultimately, doesn't one? The reminders crop up now and then, and dreams sometimes colour into nightmares at what almost was and what awful thing might have been. The day comes, and the half-remembered blows away, dust on the breeze. The calamity did not come to pass. The agent of evil turned out to be wrought with internal conflict. The last hope was fruitful.
Still, for all this, Frank Barrow was only momentarily surprised when that agent reappeared on his doorstep, bearing flowers, a bottle of decent wine, and asking curtly if politely if his daughter, Leonie, happened to be in residence. This moment of surprise passed easily from Barrow to Cabal, as he punched the necromancer a beautiful right straight to the jaw that felled him like an ox introduced to a poleaxe.
Barrow stood over Cabal, fists up and furious. âGet up, you bastard! Get up so I can knock you down again!'
Cabal blinked to dispel stars, but was only partially successful. He tried his jaw with his hand to make sure it was still there. Remarkably, it was; retired he might be, but exâdetective inspector Francis Barrow was still not a man to invite into a physical contretemps lightly.
âI shall stay down here in that case,' said Cabal. âI have no desire to be knocked down again.'
Here, Barrow made the shade of the Marquess of Queensberry very sad by kicking his opponent in the ribs. Cabal, however, had not lived as long as he had without allowing for contingencies. Mr Barrow being rather put out to see him had not even been a very unlikely one. Cabal reached inside his jacket and, when his hand reappeared, it bore a businesslike semi-automatic pistol of Italian pedigree. This he aimed at Barrow's head in a manner that implied a second kick would be unwise.
Barrow backed away a step. âWhy have you come back, Cabal? You're not bloody welcome here.'
âSo I gather.' He took up the bottleâunbroken due to a fall into a rose bedâand the bouquetâdishevelled, but still presentableâin his off hand and showed them to Barrow. âI brought peace offerings. I understood that was the done thing.'
âCabal?'
Frank Barrow looked back. In the corridor behind him stood his daughter, Leonie, her unruly blond hair temporarily corralled in a ponytail. âI'll deal with this, love,' he said. He might have been talking about a dog's leaving upon the garden path.
âFräulein Barrow,' said Cabal, âalways a pleasure. I would rise, but your father has promised to knock me down again.'
âYou're pointing a gun at him, Cabal.'
âI am, yes.'
âLast time I saw you, you were pointing a gun at me then, too, you pallid bastard,' said Barrow.
âSo I was. You're right; it's unfriendly. I shall suggest a compromise. I shall put the gun away, and you do not kick or punch me or otherwise do me harm. Is that acceptable?'
It was barely that. Barrow stood pale and almost quivering with rage over Cabal's prone form. It was left to Leonie to say, âYes, it is. Dad, step away from him, for heaven's sake.'
âWhat?' Barrow swung his head to face her, disbelief in his eyes. âYou can't want to take this evil bugger's side?'
âI'm not taking anyone's side,' she said. âBut look at the pair of you. I don't want to have to clear up any blood. You're all set to beat him into a pulp, and believe you me, I know Cabal would shoot you without hesitation. I don't want to have to deal with any corpses today, thank you. We have enough trouble getting the dustbin men to take away extra rubbish at the best of times.'
Barrow knew his daughter of old, and so backed down first. He made a show of unclenching his fists and nodded at Cabal. âPut yon gun away. I'll not hit you. Though God knows you deserve it.'
More quickly than he might once have done, Cabal accepted Barrow's acquiescence. He smartly aimed the gun away, lowered its hammer, re-engaged the safety catch, and returned it to its holster. âMay I get up now?'
Barrow snorted, which was the closest to an affirmative he felt like giving at that moment. Cabal carefully and without sudden moves climbed to his feet. He addressed Leonie. âI brought wine. And flowers. You may wish to place them in a vase. With water. They are already dead in any real sense, but the water will preserve the appearance of life for a little longer.'
Leonie accepted them despite a warning glance from her father. âWhy, Mr Cabal. How romantic. Please, come in.'
âLeonie!' Barrow stepped into Cabal's path as he tried to follow her into the house. âThis is my house and that ⦠man is not coming in. Have you forgotten what he did? What he
is
?'
Cabal's eyes narrowed suspiciously. âYou speak of the carnival?'
âOf course! What else?'
Cabal leaned slightly to look at Leonie past Barrow. âYou haven't told him?'
Barrow's brow fogged with confusion. âHaven't told me what?' he demanded of his daughter.
She smiled at him, a little weakly.
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
It took longer than it needed to, to tell Frank Barrow of the fact that Leonie, his daughter and only child, had actually met Cabal twice in the intervening years, and had kept it from him because, âI thought it would upset you.' In this, she was absolutely correct.
âTwice?' Barrow was not sure what he ought to be most horrified by; that she had met Cabal again on two occasions that might reasonably be described as fraught, that she had kept this intelligence from him, her own father, or that she had come away from these encounters with a growingly positive view of a man whose business included body snatching and consorting with supernatural minions of diabolical evil. He inwardly decided it was all pretty ghastly and said as much at regular intervals, hence the reason the history of the aeroship the
Princess Hortense
and the curious business of the Christmas at Maple Durham took so long to recount.
Throughout these recollections, Cabal remained quiet, less due to consideration of Barrow's pained feelings as a desire not to get punched again. A painful jaw and some bruised ribs spoke volubly that Barrow's feeling towards him were not the finest. Even where his recollection of events differed from Leonie Barrow's or where he disagreed with her interpretation (the latter was the more common), he maintained a silence birthed of self-preservation.
When she had at last finished, there was a heavy silence that Cabal punctured by saying, âWould anyone like a glass of wine?'
âThe kitchen's through there,' said Leonie with a nod. âCorkscrew's in the cutlery drawer by the cooker. Wine glasses are in the cabinet over the worktop.' Cabal rose uncertainly and went to fetch them. As he reached the door, she added, âTake your time.'
Barely was the door shut behind him when he heard Barrow's voice lift. âHow could you? He's a bloody monster!'
âHe
was
a monster,' he heard her reply, and he was inexplicably heartened by this. He set off to find the corkscrew and glasses, and he took his time doing so.
He found them immediately, and dawdled for a few minutes, watching the day dim though the kitchen window as the sun touched the horizon. When the voices from the parlour had diminished from full rancour to an aggrieved resentment communicated in mutters and sharp rejoinders, he judged the time right to return.
âI'll be mother,' said Leonie, taking the corkscrew from Cabal and using its blade to break the wax around the bottle's cork. Barrow occupied the time by glaring at Cabal, Cabal by finding almost everything in the room of interest with the exception of Barrow's face if the line of his wandering gaze was to be believed.
Leonie passed a filled glass to Cabal and slid one to her father across the tabletop when he seemed not to notice it proffered to him.
âMy daughter,' said Barrow in clear syllables that brooked no interruption, âtells me that you're not such a bastard any more.'
Cabal shrugged modestly. âWell, Iâ'
âMy daughter,' said Barrow, âtells me you don't work for ⦠a certain entity any more.'
âThat was more of a temporary arrangeâ'
âMy daughter,' said Barrow, âtells me that you have done
good
.'
Here, Cabal paused. Yes, he had done good. By accident, as a by-product, by serendipity. But yes, he had done good. He just didn't see why people kept wanting to rub his nose in it.
Unsure how to answer, he said nothing, and inadvertently seemed modest by it. All unaware, he sat cloaked in unwitting humility.
Barrow took up his glass. âAll right, then. Let's hear it.' Cabal looked inquisitively at him. âWhat are you doing here, man?'
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
Explaining the concept to Horst had taken long enough. Horst, for his part, was a moderately intelligent man who was also a vampire; a man who had encountered werewolves,
döppelgangers,
creatures from beyond the veil of our reality and a fell beast that was half-man, half-badger. He was alive, or at least undead to the possibilities of the eldritch. Frank Barrow was a former police officer who lived in a cottage, and to whom the only thing he might consider truly unusual in his life had consisted largely of Johannes Cabal and the travelling entourage he nominally managed at the time.
He still cottoned on to what Cabal was asking faster than Horst had, and Leonie was a few seconds ahead of him.
âThe secret of life itself?' said Barrow. âThat's what you're after?'
Cabal raised his hands modestly. It was a modest enough goal, after all.
âBut you have no idea what form this secret might take?' added Leonie.
âNone. The text from which I am working is long on symbolism, short on detail. It may be a principle. It may be a literal fountain. I tend towards the former view.'