The Ex Who Wouldn't Die (55 page)
"Is my sister adopted?" Amanda asked. That would explain a lot. Maybe her
sister's
birth parents had taken too many drugs.
"No. I gave birth to your sister. She was a wonderful surprise when we'd given up having any more children. We never tried to adopt a second child. You were all we could handle."
Amanda laughed. "I know."
She moved on to the last remaining concerned face. Sunny. Instead of hugging her, however, she sat down next to her. Perhaps this woman had given birth to her, but she didn't really know her, didn't feel comfortable being familiar. In fact, she felt downright uncomfortable, and Sunny looked downright terrified. For a moment, both women remained silent.
"If you want to come visit me in Dallas," Amanda finally said, "I've got plenty of motorcycles you can choose from, and we could maybe ride together."
Sunny burst into tears, leaned over and wrapped her arms around Amanda.
"I'd love to ride motorcycles with you," she said through her sobs.
Amanda tentatively returned the embrace. She didn't think Sunny would ever be a mother figure, but she was pretty sure the two of them would be friends. Good friends. Maybe even best friends.
Sunny sat back and wiped her eyes. "I'm so glad you inherited my love of motorcycles, but I'm sorry you inherited my bad handwriting."
Amanda smiled and looked around the room. Everyone, including Irene who stood in the doorway, was happy and smiling.
Irene walked over to the table. "After all the bad things Charley did, I'm sure the good Lord will forgive him because of the good that's come from his death. We found Amanda, and she found Sunny, and everybody's happy. Now that his killer will pay for what he did, Charley should be able to rest in peace."
"I hope so," Amanda said, her words perhaps more fervent than the situation called for.
"You can just keep on hoping," Charley said, suddenly appearing across the room. "I'm still here." He waved his hands wildly. "No white light. Nothing. I'm stuck."
Amanda dropped her head into her hands and groaned.
"Are you okay?" Irene asked. "Let me get you another hot chocolate."
"I think I need something stronger," Amanda said. "I think I need a Coke. Maybe two or three of them."
Was she never going to get rid of Charley?
THE END
Thank you for purchasing
The Ex Who Wouldn't Die
. It was a fun book to write, and I'm planning to write more about the adventures of Amanda and Charley in the future. Detective Jake Daggett will be returning, too, and, Charley's not going to like that.
I'm currently working on the sequel to
Death by Chocolate
, tentatively titled
Murder, Lies and Chocolate
. Read on for the first chapter of
Death by Chocolate
which contains the first chapter of
Murder, Lies and Chocolate
.
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DEATH BY CHOCOLATE
Chapter One
I could tell the minute I woke that it was Sunday, and not just because it was daylight and the alarm wasn't shrieking. The songs of the birds and the September breezes coming through my open window had that
Sunday morning
sound and feel to them.
I rolled over and snuggled up against Rick's warm body.
That's when it hit me.
Rick and I were getting a divorce. There shouldn't be a man in my bed.
I sat bolt upright, heart pounding. Who the hell was sleeping in my bed?
Good-looking, dark golden hair, streaked from the sun and Lady Clairol, nice tan, complacent expression even when he was asleep
—
Rick.
I suppressed a groan as I came fully awake and remembered his unexpected appearance on my front porch…and
everything that followed...about the night before. I had clearly lost my mind.
Not that my mind ever had much control where Rick was concerned.
When I'd opened the door to see him standing there yesterday evening, feet planted firmly on my doormat with its image of Taz shrieking in bright red letters,
Go away!
, I'd been glad to see him. Right then I should have called 911 to request that I be declared mentally incompetent and hauled off in chains for my own protection. I couldn't possibly be glad to see Rick when I knew he'd already moved Muffy or Buffy or whatever her name was into
our
house and
our
bed.
Instead, I'd just stood there looking at him, and he'd looked back at me with those eyes that were bluer than the
Kansas City
sky in the middle of summer. Of course, if that sky wore tinted contacts, it could be that blue, too.
I did have enough presence of mind to snarl at him. "What do you want?" I demanded then attempted a sneer.
He smiled
—
the smile that made him top salesman at Rheims Commercial Real Estate for the past six years. Somebody at a party once asked Rick what he sold. He gave the person that same smile and said, "Myself."
And he did a damned good job of it.
So I snarled and sneered and he smiled. I knew he wanted to sell me something. Probably himself.
"Hi, Babe," he said and waved a manila envelope. "We need to go over some more terms of the settlement agreement, so I thought I'd stop by in person."
Yeah, right. I knew...and he knew that I knew...there were no more terms to go over. He'd demanded the lion's share and I'd agreed because all I wanted was for the whole thing to be finished. I was asking for four things: this house (not the big one where he and Muffy/Buffy lived but this small one that used to be one of our rental properties), the rental house next door where my friend Paula lived, my coffee/lunch/dessert shop, Death by Chocolate, and my old but fast, red Toyota Celica.
However, I'd been facing another Saturday night alone with a book or playing Rummi-Kube with Paula, and it was one of those evenings when it's not summer anymore, but not yet fall. The air was still warm though it had a nostalgic feel to it, as if remembering all the fun of the summer as it slowly faded into the past and dreading the cold winter on its way. Or maybe that was just how I was feeling.
Anyway, I asked Rick in.
And when I wasn't looking, he ordered a pizza. Double pepperoni. My favorite kind.
Like I said, he's a damned good salesman.
One dumb thing led to another and then another...and now here he was, sleeping in my bed.
I slid out very carefully, trying not to wake him. I needed some caffeine and sugar pumping through my veins before I could deal with his inevitable leaving again. Every time was like another knife straight to the gut. A dull, rusty, serrated knife. The kind I should take to his throat right now...or maybe some portion of his anatomy a bit lower.
Nah, he'd just bleed all over my new sheets and I'd have to clean it up. In eight years of marriage, he never cleaned up a single one of the messes he made.
I pulled on the
T-shirt
and cut-offs I'd been wearing when he came over la
st night, then fastened my unruly
red hair into a pony tail
, moving quietly so I wouldn’t wake him. As I started out of the room, I noticed his cell phone had fallen from his pants pockets, the pants he’d draped over my wooden rocking chair last night.
I told myself to move on, get out of that room as fast as I could, but the phone was blinking and a faint buzzing was coming from it. I remembered being surprised and pleased that nobody…like, for instance, that Buffy person…had called him last night. Guess now I knew why. Creep had it on
vibrate
.
I picked up the phone. It took me a couple of minutes to figure out how to work it. My cell doesn’t do anything but make phone calls. Rick always had to have the latest in everything. His phone will order dinner, pick it up and hire someone to wash the dishes.
When I figured it out, I saw there had been about fifteen calls, give or take a few, from "My Muffy."
He was cheating on her just like he’d cheated on me. Poor "My Muffy." I couldn't restrain an evil smile as I laid down the phone, gathered my dignity about me
and tiptoed downstairs, through my house.
I loved the sound of that.
My
house that held
my
furniture, most of it vintage garage sale or early American attic, but everything chosen because I wanted it there
, not because Rick approved of something and decided we would get it
.
Except for Rick's
elegant, expensive leather briefcase looking very out of place in my living room where it leaned incongruously against one end of my big, cushy sofa patterned with lots of brightly colored flowers.
I rushed past, hurrying outside with the excuse of retrieving the paper from the front yard.
As I walked out barefoot, I savored the feel of the weathered wood of my porch, the rough, cracked texture of my sidewalk, the dew-damp, cool green of the grass and weeds and clover in my yard. Since I no longer had a lawn service, I no longer had a golf-green lawn. The last tenants of this house were an older couple who either didn't care if the lawn wasn't perfect or couldn't see well enough to tell.
I could see just fine, but I didn't care. I'm not much into yard work. If it's green, let it grow. Green or white. Clover's pretty and smells good. And yellow dandelions are nice for contrast. Okay, the truth is, if a rock wants to sit in my yard and not even think about growing, that's okay, too.
I kicked a puffy dandelion, sending the seeds scattering, and took a deep breath of the morning air. It was clear, clean, and cool with the promise of fall.
This place wasn't really in
Kansas City
, but in a small southeast suburb called Pleasant Grove. When Rick was looking for some investment property, I checked out this one because I loved the name. Pleasant Grove. And it was pleasant. Too hilly for good farmland, it still had lots of trees and was far enough away from downtown and from the factories north of the city that the air was clean and, well, pleasant.