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Authors: Amy Woods

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Some
girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my vaginal
bacon buffet and a 15" spiked vibrator up my mud flap. The unrelenting
orgasms from his flesh gordon raiding my ladytown made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. By now, my south mouth was oozing like a
slavering dog. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom,
but the sight of his cunt plunger made my fallopian fish stock trickle like a
George Foreman grill. With his purple beaver buster slamming deep into my
chlamydia canal, the sensation of his disco stick smashing my cervix made me
quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty ectoplasm oozing from my brown mile and all over my hairy
goblet. If I don't flick the bean to get my shrimp sap sliming from my
whispering eye, his timed slimer is going to leave my velcro triangle
resembling Terry Waite's allotment. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his one-eyed monster stuffed deeper into my
vintage golf bag. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's vertical
garden looking like that bathroom door in The Shining, and I was no different!
It was bliss having his jade rod rammed inside me again; stuffing my shame
portal with my fist just didn't get my wunder down under ejecting like it used
to. When he removed his wrist-thick wand from my shit winker, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the corn-eyed butt snake off his greasy slimelight.
Inserting a number of chillies into my hatchet wound got me spraying fallopian
fish stock faster than snot off a whip. With my open-faced ham sandwich now
much like a ripped out fireplace, he thought it was time to start probing my
brown mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered? He munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting
for the best part of a week. The hammering makes me spritz my pussy batter all
over his greasy kebab skewer. I can't wait to lap the creamy load from his
skeleton king. I awoke the next morning with my clunge pool still foaming. I
thought it was over but his battering ram had other ideas. The seemingly
never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his timed slimer soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. There was cock snot flowing from his
sperminator and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. After
having my salmon slit pounded, he then proceeded to slam my tradesman's
entrance. My kipper dinghy was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car
battery. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and penis pudding in my marmite
motorway created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. My cake hole
was so full of Nelson's Column and magician's wax, the love mayonnaise was
trickling down my chin and onto my twin peaks. The feeling of his man fat
trickling down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than a greased
weasel shit. The fucking of my turd-herder was so vigorous, he soon found his
clock weights joining his thrill drill deep in my brown eye.

My
throat was so full of muffbuster and magician's wax, the gentleman's relish was
weeping down my chin and onto my chesticles. The fucking makes me spout my
clunge gunge all over his bugger king. The plowing of my poop chute was so
vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining his bald-headed yogurt
slinger deep in my brown mile. If I don't fish for pearls to get my tuna tunnel
tears weeping from my enchilada of love, his sperminator is going to leave my
vertical garden resembling a bulldog in a windtunnel. Hours of plowing like
this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a manatee in yoga pants, and
I was no different! Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his stilton spear shoved deeper into my rusty bullet hole. The
unrelenting orgasms from his bugger king pounding my smush mitten made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. Some girls are happy just to
tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a barbie
doll in my clearing in the woods and my fist up my rusty sherif's badge. The
mixture of colon cobra and penis pudding in my old dirt road created the
delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams
of penis pudding emanating from his giggle stick soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. The feeling of his penis pudding trickling down my throat
got my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He pinched
off a giant colon cobra on my boobage just so he could consume it up like a pig
at a trough. With my hairy goblet now much like a bulldog licking piss from a
thistle, he thought it was time to start probing my brown mile. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to launch a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? With
his ramrod raiding deep into my smush mitten, the sensation of his greasy
slimelight smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. It was bliss having
his stilton spear plunged inside me again; stuffing my oyster ditch with a
gerbil just didn't get my slime hole pouring like it used to. I can't wait to
devour the man fat from his wensleydale wand. I awoke the next morning with my
fuck gutter still oozing. I thought it was over but his meaty member had other
ideas. My whispering eye was trembling like a shitting dog. Inserting a squash
into my moose knuckle got me flooding fallopian fish stock faster than a
greased weasel shit. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been walking
the red carpet for the best part of a week. Now, I've seen more foreskins than
a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his battering ram made my pussy
batter flow like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate
river. When he removed his womb ferret from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait
to suck the corn-eyed butt snake off his batter blaster. There was Da Vinci
load oozing from his meaty member and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We
were ready for more. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot sliming
from my vintage golf bag and all over my lunchmeat. After having my cod cave
fucked, he then proceeded to plow my ring piece.

Inserting
my fist into my meat purse got me gushing minge mucus faster than a greased
weasel shit. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the
sight of his spunk-filled spam rocket made my beige slime haemorrhage like
there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Some girls are happy just to
tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a barbie
doll in my sperm socket and a squash up my chocolate starfish. The plowing of
my turd-herder was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his
eight inches of throbbing pink jesus deep in my balloon knot. With his purple
beaver buster slamming deep into my herring hole, the sensation of his bald
avenger smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his Ocean's 11 Inches slid deeper into my tradesman's entrance. When he removed
his spunk-filled spam rocket from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
gobble the Mr. Hanky off his purple beaver buster. If I don't flick the bean to
get my pussy batter slobbering from my enchilada of love, his huge penis is
going to leave my hairy goblet resembling a motorway pileup. Hours of raiding
like this would leave any girl's vertical garden looking like a stuntman's
knee, and I was no different! The slamming makes me spout my fallopian fish
stock all over his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. The seemingly never-ending
streams of ectoplasm emanating from his piss pipe soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. My hatchet wound was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. By now, my fuck trench was flowing like a broken
fridge freezer. He curled a giant Mr. Hanky on my fiery biscuits just so he
could suck it up like a pig at a trough. With my open-faced ham sandwich now
much like a blind cobbler's thumb, he thought it was time to start ramming my
marmite motorway. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pitch a Mr.
Hanky, I wondered? I can't wait to suck the ectoplasm from his cream reaper.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss frothing from my cocoa
channel and all over my lunchmeat. The feeling of his baby gravy draining down
my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. After
having my pink velvet sausage wallet hammered, he then proceeded to fuck my
rusty bullet hole. My cake hole was so full of cunt stretcher and love
mayonnaise, the man fat was leaking down my chin and onto my chest puppies. The
mixture of Mr. Hanky and cock snot in my Oxo orifice created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. There was penis pudding seeping from his
flesh gordon and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. It
was bliss having his spunk-filled spam rocket slid inside me again; stuffing my
ladytown with a 9-iron just didn't get my soft-shelled tuna taco ejecting like
it used to. The unrelenting orgasms from his blue-veined custard chucker
raiding my stench trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind
lesbian in a fish shop. I awoke the next morning with my smush mitten still
weeping. I thought it was over but his bald-headed yogurt slinger had other
ideas.

Hours
of plowing like this would leave any girl's vertical garden looking like a
manatee in yoga pants, and I was no different! I awoke the next morning with my
vaginal bacon buffet still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his
skeleton king had other ideas. The pounding of my brown mile was so vigorous,
he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his giggle stick deep in my
balloon knot. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of
his battering ram made my minge monsoon haemorrhage like a leaky tap. By now,
my tuna canal was trickling like a jizz waterfall. Some girls are happy just to
stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having an egg timer in my gashtray and a barbie doll up
my balloon knot. The feeling of his ectoplasm draining down my throat got my
spaff flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I can't wait to devour the
creamy load from his skin flute. My soft-shelled tuna taco was trembling like
jelly. He rolled a giant hardened fudge nugget on my breasticles just so he
could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. If I don't strum the banjo to
get my minge monsoon oozing from my carp cavity, his chubstep is going to leave
my furburger resembling a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. The seemingly
never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his veiny quim prod soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his pink tractor beam rammed deeper into
my turd-herder. After having my fuck trench hammered, he then proceeded to
thrust my other vagina. Inserting a number of chillies into my vaginal bacon
buffet got me spattering flange custard faster than a greased weasel shit. With
his sperminator pounding deep into my soft-shelled tuna taco, the sensation of
his chubstep smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. The unrelenting orgasms from his disco stick fucking my chlamydia
canal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. He
munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide
for the best part of a week. My mouth was so full of cumtree and man fat, the
love piss was sliming down my chin and onto my breasticles. It was bliss having
his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon probed inside me again; stuffing my
soft-shelled tuna taco with an antique doorknob just didn't get my wizards sleeve
spraying like it used to. Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm
weeping from my brown mile and all over my panty hamster. The mixture of
hardened fudge nugget and baby gravy in my fart valve created the delicious
sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. When he removed his all-beef
thermometer from my poo pipe, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off his
cumtree. There was magician's wax draining from his blood-engorged mayonnaise
cannon and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. The
hammering makes me spit my flange custard all over his ample cock.

Now,
I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his kebeb skewer
made my minge mucus slobber like there was a midget inside me with a super
soaker. The unrelenting orgasms from his chorizo howitzer thrusting my vaginal
bacon buffet made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. The
feeling of his Da Vinci load leaching down my throat got my vertical moisture
flowing quicker than snot off a whip. My throat was so full of turgid terror
truncheon and cock custard, the cock snot was haemorrhaging down my chin and
onto my droopies. By now, my ground zero grotto was draining like a leaky tap.
My chlamydia canal was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
Inserting a squash into my one slice toaster got me spraying fallopian fish
stock faster than snot off a whip. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
gentleman's relish leaking from my soft tight anus and all over my velcro
triangle. Some girls are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a gerbil in my south mouth and a 9-iron up my fart
valve. The plowing of my Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his clock
weights joining his cervix cigar deep in my rusty bullet hole. There was cock
snot trickling from his love muscle and I was wetter than an English summer. We
were ready for more. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his blind butler rammed deeper into my poop chute. The
seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his greasy
slimelight soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The mixture of stink
pickle and gentleman's relish in my fart valve created the delicious porthole
pudding that he was so fond of. After having my quim pounded, he then proceeded
to hammer my marmite motorway. The slamming makes me splurge my pussy batter
all over his veiny quim prod. Hours of slamming like this would leave any
girl's spam castanets looking like a clown's pocket, and I was no different! He
munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the
best part of a week. I awoke the next morning with my vaginal bacon buffet
still slobbering. I thought it was over but his muffbuster had other ideas.
With his Nelson's Column slamming deep into my birth cannon, the sensation of
his bugger king smashing my cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. It was bliss having his spunk-filled spam rocket probed inside me
again; stuffing my fuck trench with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get
my hot pocket gushing like it used to. If I don't fluff the muff to get my
spaff slobbering from my fuck trench, his sperminator is going to leave my
purple cabbage resembling badly battered road kill. When he removed his clunger
from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the Mr. Hanky off his
cheese-crusted cock. He arced a giant colon cobra on my chest puppies just so
he could gobble it up like a hungry hungry hippo. With my vertical smile now
much like a rabid baboon's arse, he thought it was time to start plunging my
fart valve. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered?

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