The Douchebag Bible (13 page)

In Defense Of

Evil

Why
Good Is Bad and Bad Is Good

By Terroja Kincaid

"Woe unto them that call evil good, and

good evil"

-Isaiah 5:20

“Good is the thing that you favor. Evil is

your sour flavor.”

-Marilyn Manson

This book is dedicated to the scum of the earth

who are tired of putting up with bullshit and

aren’t going to fucking take it one goddamn

motherfucking second longer.

This book is also a greasy middle-finger waving

in the face of every motherfucker who won’t let

you say “motherfucker” because they know that

if they let you express yourself freely you’d show

them for the lying cowardly fascist pig-fuckers

that they are.

Finally, this book is dedicated to my Mom & Dad,

who were fucked up enough to keep me from

being one of the assholes described in the

paragraph above but not so fucked up that they

turned me into someone truly evil.

vil, by its very definition, is indefensible. For this reason,

the smarter among my readers may have guessed at the