The Dog Who Came in from the Cold (23 page)

The techniques of blackmail used by this organisation differed in few particulars from the blackmail that had been so widely practised by certain agencies of the former Soviet Union. The most common form was sexual: a target would be identified—a middle-ranking official in an appealing company—and his appetites assessed. Thereafter there would be a sustained and carefully planned attempt to compromise him. (The victims were entirely men; women, it appeared, were considered less prone to temptation.) Once an indiscretion had been made, it was extraordinary how cooperative the victim became. Even in a permissive society, where there were few limits to what one could do, people were still sensitive to a light being shone upon their private affairs and indiscretions, and they would risk everything—including their careers—to avoid exposure.

These techniques paid off handsomely. It was in this way, for instance, that the firm obtained the formula for an improved fuel additive that could prolong the engine life of domestic cars by up to eighteen per cent. It was in this way that a radically more efficient refrigerator, which was upon the point of being granted European and American patent protection, suddenly popped up in an attractively priced Chinese version, having been licensed by a St. Petersburg
engineering company that had previously done no work at all on refrigerators, or indeed on any other kind of engineering. And when several British inventions in gun-sight optics were produced in Moscow before the release of the United Kingdom prototype, and the detailed designs for these devices were found on the laptop computer of the personnel officer of the firm developing them, MI6 became involved.

And now Freddie de la Hay too. His role was to spend time with the Russians suspected of being behind these dubious affairs, not so much with a view to arresting and punishing the Russians as to find out who was being targeted and get to them first, before they started doing their blackmailers’ bidding.

In order to identify the targets, MI6 had to hear what the Russians were saying. Unfortunately, attempts to bug the flat had failed, an electronic sweep by the Russians having quickly discovered the tiny hidden microphones. After that, the occupants of the flat had started to have long and earnest conversations among themselves as they walked in Kensington Gardens. It was not easy to eavesdrop on what was said in the open, of course, but if they were to take a dog on their walks, and the dog had a transmitter in his collar, then everything could be heard loudly and clearly in a loitering surveillance van bearing the livery of the Royal Parks …

This was the mission upon which Freddie de la Hay now embarked. Wearing his new collar, in which a small transmitter had been expertly concealed, the obliging and urbane Pimlico terrier was put on a lead and taken downstairs by Tilly Curtain. Freddie’s new career had begun. He was now officially in the service of his country.

F
OR
F
REDDIE DE LA
H
AY
it was just another walk, although he felt a bit strange wearing this new, rather heavier than usual collar. But it was not for him to argue with the choice of collar or lead: this, he recognised, was the domain of the humans in whose shadow he led his life. He had his views—which were strong enough, and sometimes vocal—on subjects such as biscuits, squirrels or smells, but when it came to the broader parameters of his life, as laid down by humans, Freddie understood that this was simply not his sphere. Had he possessed the words to express it, he would no doubt have said that this was part of the social contract that existed between man and dog, which had been negotiated a long time ago, presumably not long after the first dog had stood outside the early human cave, which was redolent of warmth and charred meat and comfort, and whined to be admitted. That was the moment that sealed the fate of both parties, but particularly of dogs. Man did not ask to join dog, dog asked man, and was therefore the supplicant to whom no concessions needed to be made.

Freddie missed William. Having no real sense of time, he had no idea how long William had been gone from his life. In human terms, it was less than a day; in dog terms, it could have been a month, a year, half a lifetime. He just knew that William was not there and might never be there again. But he did not dwell on what might or might not be; dogs do not see the point, they are concerned only with what is happening now, and with the possibilities of the present moment.

What was happening at that moment was that Freddie was in the park, constrained by a leash, at the other end of which was his temporary custodian, Tilly Curtain. There were intriguing smells at every turn, and Freddie applied his nose to the ground in quivering
anticipation. Kensington Gardens was a mass of potential lines of enquiry, smells going in every direction: smells that ran straight along paths; smells that wound this way and that; smells that crossed flower beds and grass and path and then suddenly and inexplicably stopped at the base of a tree. It was enough to keep him busy for hours, for days perhaps, if this new person would only allow him the chance to investigate. But she was pulling on his collar, hauling him off in the direction of a thickset man who was standing on one of the paths, smoking a cigarette and looking pensive.

“Mr. Podgornin,” said Tilly. “What a fine day, isn’t it? I love being out here on a day like this.”

Podgornin looked at the young woman standing before him; his neighbour, of course, the one who lived in the flat across the landing. And that dog of hers. It was a Pimlico terrier, she had said something about that. What good dogs those were. I’m almost tempted to steal him! he thought. But no, she’s a pleasant woman and one doesn’t want to do anything to attract undue attention. The British are odd about that sort of thing. They become very excited if anybody does anything to a dog. Stupid people! Sentimentalists! No wonder they’re finished, he said to himself.

“Good day, Miss … Miss …” What was she called? They had such ridiculous names, it was terribly hard to remember them. This young woman, for example, had a name that had something to do with furniture or construction or something like that.

“Tilly. Tilly Curtain.”

“Of course!” He took his cigarette out of his mouth with his left hand as he extended his right hand in greeting. Crude though he was, Podgornin knew how to behave gallantly to women. And they were always—always—impressed! They really were most predictable, he thought; like the whole country—utterly predictable.

“I think I may have mentioned to you that I was getting a dog,” said Tilly. “A Pimlico terrier.” She pointed to Freddie de la Hay, who looked up at Podgornin with mild interest, wagging his tail politely.

“Of course, you did,” said Podgornin, drawing again on his cigarette. “It’s a breed I am particularly fond of. I had one myself a few years ago, when I first came to London. It was a very fine dog.” He paused, and bent down to pat Freddie on the head. Freddie smelled the tobacco tars on the approaching hand and struggled with the urge to turn his head away. He knew that this was not what was expected of him, and so he closed his eyes and let Podgornin’s hand ruffle the fur around his collar. Now he had the smell of tobacco on his coat, an acrid, cloying smell that would make it difficult to distinguish the fascinating smells that he had been so happily investigating before this unwanted encounter. Who was this man? Was he a member of William’s pack? Was he expected to accept him?

“I’m very pleased with him,” Tilly said. “But …” She hesitated, and Podgornin, who had been staring at Freddie, looked at her quizzically. “But, well, you may remember that I was concerned about what I would do if I had to go away and couldn’t take him with me.”

Podgornin thought for a moment. “Oh, yes, I remember. I said that I’d be very happy to look after him for you. Very happy. We Russians are very fond of dogs, you know. Woof, woof!”

Tilly looked relieved. “Oh, thank you, Mr. Podgornin. In fact, I’m facing a bit of a crisis right now.”

Podgornin frowned. He drew on his cigarette. “Crisis?”

“Oh, nothing out of the ordinary really. It’s just that I have this rather infirm relative—I think I spoke to you about her. She has a carer, but the carer needs respite from time to time. I have to go off tomorrow, actually, and look after things for a week or two.”

Podgornin smiled. “I said I’d help you out, and of course I will. I’ll be very happy to take this fine dog. You mustn’t worry.”

“I’ll get all his things together, his bowl, his food and so on. Would ten o’clock suit you?”

Podgornin nodded. He looked at his watch and then threw his
cigarette butt on the ground. Freddie de la Hay looked with distaste at the small, smouldering object. He did not like Mr. Podgornin. He did not like his smell. He did not like the way he looked at him. He was not dog friendly in the way that this woman, or that other man in the park, or those people downstairs at Corduroy Mansions were. Corduroy Mansions … Where was it? Where was Pimlico? Where was William?

O
N THE MORNING
after their impromptu inspection of Barbara Ragg’s flat, Rupert Porter and his wife, Gloria, sat at their breakfast table, exchanging recriminatory glances. It was all Rupert’s fault, thought Gloria, it had been his idea to go to the flat after dinner; it was true that she had agreed, but she would never have initiated such a visit herself. That was Rupert’s trouble: he was so persuasive. And her trouble was that she allowed herself to be persuaded by him, often against her better judgement.

“You shouldn’t have—” she began, breaking the increasingly frosty silence.

“Don’t start!” he interrupted.

“I’m not starting anything, I’m simply observing that had you not come up with the idea of going to Barbara’s flat then we wouldn’t have landed in that extremely—and I mean
extremely
—awkward situation. That’s all I’m saying.”

Rupert pursed his lips. He would never—never—refer to that flat as Barbara’s, just as no Argentinian—not even the most enthusiastic, polo-playing Anglophile—would refer to the Falkland Islands as the Falkland Islands. No, it was “my father’s flat” or “Pa’s flat.” But now was not the time to go into all of that.

“Well, we got out of it, didn’t we?” he protested.

“Yes, but it could so easily have gone the other way. And it nearly did, Rupert—you can’t deny that. What if the yeti had woken up?”

Rupert sighed. “Don’t be absurd, Gloria. There’s no such thing as the yeti. It’s all complete nonsense, encouraged, I might say, by la Ragg, who should know better but clearly doesn’t. She’s swallowed the whole story cooked up by that crackpot Greatorex. If ever there was a questionable piece of work, it’s him.”

Gloria agreed with this assessment of Errol Greatorex, the yeti’s biographer, but she was not yet quite prepared to let Rupert get away with last night’s debacle. “Do you really think he believed you?” she asked.

“Who?”

“Greatorex. When you came up with that perfectly farcical story about having forgotten that we were meant to stay with your mother rather than with Barbara. What a ridiculous excuse. Does anybody go to stay with somebody and suddenly remember they’re in the wrong place?”

Rupert shrugged. “I considered it was rather quick thinking on my part,” he said. “And a fat lot of good you were. I had to do all the talking.”

“Well, I don’t think he believed you. I saw his eyebrows go up. When a person’s eyebrows go up, it’s a sure sign that he’s smelled a rat. And what’s he going to say to Barbara when she comes back? What if the real Teddy, or whatever his name was, turns up at the flat? What then?” She paused. The mention of rats raised another issue that she needed to discuss with Rupert: Ratty Mason. Last night, just before the disastrous visit to Barbara’s flat, Gloria had finally caught sight of Ratty Mason, dining alone in the restaurant in which they had eaten a rather unsatisfactory meal to celebrate her birthday. Ratty Mason had stared at them and when she had asked Rupert who the strange man was, he had revealed the name. But he had refused to tell her anything more.

“In any case, let’s forget all about Errol Greatorex,” she said. “And his yeti. What I want to know is this: Who exactly is Ratty Mason? At least I’ve
seen
him now, but what else do I know about him? Virtually nothing. That he was at Uppingham with you, and that’s it.” She fixed Rupert with a steely gaze. “Rupert, what’s all this with Ratty Mason? Why the secrecy?”

Rupert looked uncomfortable. He flushed. “I’ve told you. I’ve told you more than once. Ratty Mason was a chap at school. I didn’t know him all that well. In fact, hardly anybody knew him all that well, as it turned out …”

Gloria pounced. “What do you mean,
as it turned out
? What turned out?”

Rupert looked flustered. “It’s just an expression. It doesn’t mean anything.”

“Oh, yes it does. If you say ‘as it turned out,’ you are suggesting, I should have thought, that something happened. Well, what happened? What happened with Ratty Mason?”

Rupert rose from the table. “I’m not going to sit here and be interrogated,” he said. “Let’s get this clear once and for all. I barely know Ratty Mason. I hardly knew him then. There’s nothing more to be said about him.” He glared at Gloria. “And now I’m going to the office. I’ve got work to do.”

He reached for his cup and took a final sip of his coffee, then banged the cup down, spilling the dregs on the tablecloth.

“Look what you’ve done,” said Gloria. But Rupert was not listening. He went into their bedroom, took his jacket from the wardrobe, and straightened his tie, ready to leave. Then he returned to the kitchen.

“I’m sorry,” he blurted out. “I didn’t mean to be rude. It’s just that … All this stress. Publishers are cutting advances across the board. Our authors are being terribly bolshy. La Ragg has swanned off to Scotland with her toyboy and … and it’s all a bit much for me. Sorry, my darling. So sorry.”

Gloria came to his side. “Poor darling! I’m the one who should say sorry. I understand how things are. We should get away.”