The Digital Plague (15 page)

Day Six:
Pumping Out Death From
My Pores, and Things were
Starting to Look Up

“Oh, fuck,” Hense muttered, cocking her head a little. It was the first time I’d seen her even mildly irritated, and I found it strangely disconcerting. System Cops were not supposed to get fucking stymied. Doors opened magically for them; hovers appeared out of the ether to pick them up; scores of Stormers in their headachy Obfuscation Kit that mirrored their surroundings on the fly and made them almost invisible to the naked eye rained down at their command. System Cops did
not
mutter
fuck
like other jackasses who got themselves into a scrape.

She glanced at Marko. “Keep packing. We’re moving in one minute. Happ,” she said, glancing at him. “Guns.”

His eyes bright sparks of unhappiness in his hairy face, Marko nodded and turned immediately, stepping past me without a glance. I leaned back against the nearest pile of equipment and looked at the colonel. “Got a cigarette?” I said. I’d been able to afford them over the last few years and I’d gotten used to it. The alarm was now just a persistent whisper in the background—you could tune it in if you wanted, or ignore it.

Hense didn’t look at me. She reached into one pocket and produced a dented tin holder, tossing it at me in a perfect little arc. I popped it open and found a small silver lighter and, to my delight, ten perfect little pre-Unification cancer sticks, thirty fucking years old but preserved somewhere by some wonderful genius, then sold on the black market for five thousand yen apiece. I took out three, stuck one in my mouth and two in my pocket. I lit up and snapped the tin shut, tossing it back to her without saying a word. She didn’t look up as she snatched it from the air and stuffed it back into her pocket.

“Mr. Marko?” she snapped.

“One
minute,
” he called back, and I gave the kid some credit. He’d just seen his fellow Techie get shot in the face. Now he was giving her attitude. He was either one of those brain-damaged geniuses who could decode algorithms in his head but didn’t understand how to breathe without coaching, or he had bigger balls than I’d imagined. Either way, I downgraded his survival chances from
possible
to
doomed.
One of the System Pigs was going to end up strangling him.

He came bustling back from the depths of his lab, dragging the bulging duffel behind him. “You expect me to head into the field without H-cells? Like we’re going to run shit off static electricity by rubbing our goddamn hands together?”

Hense swept out her arm. “After you, Mr. Marko,” she said with exaggerated politeness that should have scared the hell out of him.

I inhaled smoke as the kid walked past me, glaring. I toyed with the idea of making a sudden move to see how he’d react, but I was too old and too tired for stuff like that. Besides, the first rule of bullshit like this was
get on the Techie’s good side.
Happling was the man to cower behind when things got thick, but more often than not things got thick while you were standing on the wrong side of a door you couldn’t open, or a system that was tracking you. The Techies always saved your ass.

I glanced after Marko.
If they wanted to,
I thought, moving a molar around with my tongue.

The colonel was staring at me. “Anytime, Mr. Cates.”

I exhaled, the smoke almost blue and so thick it seemed to cling to the air, like a film. I wondered if my little microbots liked it or if it irritated them, if they were beaming home for permission to kill their host.

Hense launched herself toward the door. I fell in behind her tiny frame, burning my cigarette as fast as I could, filling myself with poison and smiling. Everything hurt, but it was a
good
hurt—it hurt because I was moving again.

Outside the lab, the corridor was deserted, hidden strobes flashing in perfect rhythm. Happling was stomping back down the hall toward us. “Fucking closets have all been sealed. My clearance is no good.”

Hense just breezed past him, and we fell in behind her. Happling’s huge form radiated frustration and unhappiness. All the doors were perfectly hidden, disappeared into the walls and giving the illusion that the hall, white and unmarked, was perpetual and perfect. After the bedlam of cops on our way down to the lab, the emptiness was eerie.

Hense led us around a corner to a spot on the wall outlined in red paint, without any identifying signage or other indication what it represented. She stepped close to the wall and paused.

“Fuck,” she hissed. “Mine, too.”

We stood there for a moment. “I don’t want to know,” Happling said slowly, “what kind of emergency restricts access to fucking
majors
and higher. There are what, three hundred majors in the whole goddamn
System?
”

“Mr. Marko,” I said, burning my fingers as I dragged on the cigarette, burning it down to a nub. “Your turn to shine.”

Hense ticked her head toward me but didn’t look at me. “Mr. Marko,” she said in a steady voice, “can you open this?”

Marko looked from her to Happling and then, in a moment of desperation, at
me.
I just flicked my cigarette at the floor and shrugged. “Colonel,” he said, “do I have it right that you want me to vandalize SSF property?”

I expected an explosion. Happling did, too, the way he rocked forward on his feet. But the tiny black woman remained perfectly still. “Mr. Marko, we have to get out of this building. The longer we remain here, the better the chances that Mr. Cates’s presence will be discovered. Once that happens, they will remove him from our control. Once
that
happens, you, Captain Happling, and I will
die.
Do you understand that?”

Marko swallowed and glanced at me. “Yes.”

Happling reached out lazily and smacked the Techie on the back of the head. “Then open the fucking locker, asshole, and stop wasting time.”

Marko glared at Happling and rubbed his head but dragged his duffel toward the wall. “That is
not
necessary, Captain,” he complained, dropping the bag and kneeling down to unzip it. He rummaged inside it for a bit, finally pulling out a slender silver tool. He stood up and ran his fingers—long, thin fingers—against the wall, grunting when he found some invisible seam. He stepped back and brought the tool up, jamming it forward and into the wall with another grunt. There was a brief bluish spark and the wall opened like a flower, two panels swinging open in slow motion, revealing a surprisingly deep locker filled with weapons and ammunition—handguns, shotguns, shredding rifles, and grenades. He turned back to us, flipping the tool into the air and catching it. I gave him a grin. The fucking Techies ran the System. We were all there on sufferance.

Happling reached in and pulled two shredders off the rack and tossed one to Hense. Shredding rifles were serious shit—big and heavy, they fired huge fragmenting rounds, thousands per minute, making a whining, keening noise that made you want to cover your ears and shake your head until it stopped. They cut people into neat little pieces but were a bear to control. Even the Stormers rarely carried them. Hense hefted hers in her hands for a moment.

“Damn,” I said. “Expecting trouble?”

No one answered me. They didn’t offer me a shredder or more ammo for the Roon I’d appropriated. I watched Happling and Hense fill their pockets and a sturdy-looking satchel with clips, and then Happling swung the bag over his shoulder, immediately making it look tiny. Hense jerked her chin over her shoulder. “Let’s go.”

“Where to?” Happling asked, slamming one of the dense, bricklike clips into the shredder. “Nothing’s gonna be cleared off the roof, boss.”

“Street Field, First and Forty-eighth. Wait.”

She looked me up and down. I surveyed myself with my good eye; the left one was slowly sealing itself. I was blood and spit and dust. Mostly blood.

“Give him your coat, Happ. He’s going to attract eyes.”

I smiled. “I’m pretty, I know.”

Happling cursed and dropped the satchel. “Want me to give him a shave, too? A massage? My fucking gold badge?” He tore the heavy coat from his shoulders and tossed it at me. Snatching it out of the air, I pulled it on over my own coat. It went down to my ankles, but I rolled up the sleeves and it didn’t look too bad.

Happling looked
bigger
out of the coat, his shoulder holster crowded by his arms. He squinted at me. “Nothing I can do about his face, boss. I think it’s actually improved by the pounding, you ask me.”

“Go,” was all Hense said, her voice taut with that tone of command really dangerous cops had. Happling spun around, snatched up the bag, and we were off, hustling after the big man toward the elevators. I had to walk fast to keep up, feeling every cigarette I’d ever smoked.

“Elevators won’t run for you,” Happling said over his shoulder, “if the lockers rejected your badge.”

Marko had fallen in beside me. “They’ll run.”

I turned to look at him. I loved the fucking Techies. “Now why,” I said, just to make trouble, “would you have a vector set up for beating all these access restrictions, I wonder?”

His jaw tightened. “None of your business.”

I nodded, feeling jolly. I was a valuable commodity, I had a bodyguard and a retinue, and I was going to Paris in fucking style. I was half blind, covered in my own blood and puke, pumping out death from my pores, and things were starting to look up.

Good as his word, Marko stepped forward as we approached the elevators, pulled a box about the size of his fist from his bag as it dropped to the floor, and fiddled with it, making various microgestures with his fingers. He frowned down at the box.

“
Fuck,
you have to be a goddamn
director level
to ride the fucking
elevators,
” he said, sounding astounded. I started to get the loose, heart-pounding feeling, complete with rust in my throat, that always preceded something bad. Marko continued to wave his long fingers over the brick. I moved my eyes from his slim frame to Happling’s gorilla body and caught him staring murder at me with his fluorescent eyes. I lingered on him just long enough to show my balls and glanced up at the elevator’s indicator lights.

“Take it easy, Mr. Marko,” I said, rust flooding my mouth, hands clenching. “Looks like your job’s half done. Someone’s coming down to
us.
”

Hense’s reaction was immediate. “Step aside, Mr. Marko,” she spat, pulling her weapon as Happling dropped his bag of fun and did the same. I let them take up a crisscross position in front of the doors, their lines of fire carefully chosen.

“Boss,” Happling said, sounding urgent.

“Not now,” the colonel snapped.

Happling’s jaw clenched. “
Now
is a good time to tell you,” he gritted out as if chewing rocks, “that I’m not killing any cops.”

Day Six:
I’ve been Promoted

For whatever obscure security reasons, the elevator indicator wasn’t labeled; it was just a long string of LEDs sinking from the ceiling to the floor. The bottom three lit up red, one by one, dripping down toward us. I pulled my stolen Roon from my pocket and held it ready, but I was willing to let the two cops take the brunt of whatever was coming out of the cab. Marko pushed himself as flat as possible against the wall, clutching his bag of tricks to his chest and looking ready to shit his pants and run, in that order, at a moment’s notice.

The bottom light glowed warmly and the doors snapped open, and it was difficult to stay still—after being beaten half to death in the Blank Room, my brain chemistry was running wild, dumping adrenaline and sleep into my blood—but I managed it with some effort.

The elevator was empty. We all stood still for a moment, thumbs up our asses. The adrenaline turned into vinegar inside me, curdling my stomach. I looked over at Marko, who had closed his eyes.

“You’re one of those fucking geniuses I keep hearing about, aren’t you?”

The kid opened his eyes one at a time and then visibly sagged, his whole body going jelly. He shut his eyes again and looked like he was going to throw up. I slipped my gun back into my pocket and stepped over to him, catching him under the armpits as his legs gave way.

“Deep breath,” I said, trying to make my voice friendly. “You’ve had a rough hour or so.”

He pushed at me weakly. “Fuck you,” he said hoarsely.

I laughed and let him drop. “Ask the captain to tune you up a little,” I said, turning away. “It’s a wonderful fucking tonic.”

“Shut up,” Hense said in a distracted voice. “Good work, Mr. Marko. But we have to get moving.”

“That was too easy,” Marko said weakly, pulling himself up. “All I did was issue a standard reset and it just came. That shouldn’t have worked.”

“Why do it, then?”

He shrugged without looking at me. “It’s always step one. Just in case it works.”

Fucking Techies. I stood next to Happling and stared into the empty cab, white and clean. None of us moved.

“It’s your fucking building,” I said.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Hense turn to look at me, but I didn’t look at her.

“Move,” she spat, and stepped into the car. Happling followed, grabbing me by the shoulder and shoving me ahead of him.

“Mr. Marko!” Hense shouted.