Read The Complete Tommy & Tuppence Collection Online
Authors: Agatha Christie
But Mr. Cayley was affronted. He said coldly:
“That woman is always plumping that child down and expecting people to look after it. I think I'll have the woollen muffler after all, dear. The sun is going in.”
“Oh, but, Mr. Cayley, do go on with what you were telling us. It was so interesting,” said Miss Minton.
Mollified, Mr. Cayley weightily resumed his discourse, drawing the folds of the woolly muffler closer round his stringy neck.
“As I was saying, Germany has so perfected her system ofâ”
Tuppence turned to Mrs. Cayley, and asked:
“What do you think about the war, Mrs. Cayley?”
Mrs. Cayley jumped.
“Oh, what do I think? Whatâwhat do you mean?”
“Do you think it will last as long as six years?”
Mrs. Cayley said doubtfully:
“Oh, I hope not. It's a very long time, isn't it?”
“Yes. A long time. What do you really think?”
Mrs. Cayley seemed quite alarmed by the question. She said:
“Oh, IâI don't know. I don't know at all. Alfred says it will.”
“But you don't think so?”
“Oh, I don't know. It's difficult to say, isn't it?”
Tuppence felt a wave of exasperation. The chirruping Miss Minton, the dictatorial Mr. Cayley, the nitwitted Mrs. Cayleyâwere these people really typical of her fellow countrymen? Was Mrs. Sprot any better with her slightly vacant face and boiled gooseberry eyes? What could she, Tuppence, ever find out here? Not one of these people, surelyâ
Her thought was checked. She was aware of a shadow. Someone behind her who stood between her and the sun. She turned her head.
Mrs. Perenna, standing on the terrace, her eyes on the group. And something in those eyesâscorn, was it? A kind of withering contempt. Tuppence thought:
“I must find out more about Mrs. Perenna.”
II
Tommy was establishing the happiest of relationships with Major Bletchley.
“Brought down some golf clubs with you, didn't you, Meadowes?”
Tommy pleaded guilty.
“Ha! I can tell you,
my
eyes don't miss much. Splendid. We must have a game together. Ever played on the links here?”
Tommy replied in the negative.
“They're not badânot bad at all. Bit on the short side, perhaps, but lovely view over the sea and all that. And never very crowded. Look here, what about coming along with me this morning? We might have a game.”
“Thanks very much. I'd like it.”
“Must say I'm glad you've arrived,” remarked Bletchley as they were trudging up the hill. “Too many women in that place. Gets on one's nerves. Glad I've got another fellow to keep me in countenance. You can't count Cayleyâthe man's a kind of walking chemist's shop. Talks of nothing but his health and the treatment he's tried and the drugs he's taking. If he threw away all his little pillboxes and went out for a good ten-mile walk every day he'd be a different man. The only other male in the place is von Deinim, and to tell you the truth, Meadowes, I'm not too easy in my mind about him.”
“No?” said Tommy.
“No. You take my word for it, this refugee business is dangerous. If I had my way I'd intern the lot of them. Safety first.”
“A bit drastic, perhaps.”
“Not at all. War's war. And I've got my suspicions of Master Carl. For one thing he's clearly not a Jew. Then he came over here just a monthâonly a month, mind youâbefore war broke out. That's a bit suspicious.”
Tommy said invitingly:
“Then you thinkâ?”
“
Spying
âthat's his little game!”
“But surely there's nothing of great military or naval importance hereabouts?”
“Ah, old man, that's where the artfulness comes in! If he were anywhere near Plymouth or Portsmouth he'd be under supervision. In a sleepy place like this, nobody bothers. But it's on the coast, isn't it? The truth of it is the Government is a great deal too easy with these enemy aliens. Anyone who cared could come over here and pull a long face and talk about their brothers in concentration camps. Look at that young manâarrogance in every line of him. He's a Naziâthat's what he isâa Nazi.”
“What we really need in this country is a witch doctor or two,” said Tommy pleasantly.
“Eh, what's that?”
“To smell out the spies,” Tommy explained gravely.
“Ha, very good thatâvery good. Smell 'em outâyes, of course.”
Further conversation was brought to an end, for they had arrived at the clubhouse.
Tommy's name was put down as a temporary member, he was introduced to the secretary, a vacant-looking elderly man, and the subscription duly paid. Tommy and the Major started on their round.
Tommy was a mediocre golfer. He was glad to find that his standard of play was just about right for his new friend. The Major won by two up and one to play, a very happy state of events.
“Good match, Meadowes, very good matchâyou had bad luck with that mashie shot, just turned off at the last minute. We must have a game fairly often. Come along and I'll introduce you to some of the fellows. Nice lot on the whole, some of them inclined to be rather old women, if you know what I mean? Ah, here's Haydockâyou'll like Haydock. Retired naval wallah. Has that house on the cliff next door to us. He's our local ARP warden.”
Commander Haydock was a big hearty man with a weather-beaten face, intensely blue eyes, and a habit of shouting most of his remarks.
He greeted Tommy with friendliness.
“So you're going to keep Bletchley countenance at Sans Souci? He'll be glad of another man. Rather swamped by female society, eh, Bletchley?”
“I'm not much of a ladies' man,” said Major Bletchley.
“Nonsense,” said Haydock. “Not your type of lady, my boy, that's it. Old boardinghouse pussies. Nothing to do but gossip and knit.”
“You're forgetting Miss Perenna,” said Bletchley.
“Ah, Sheilaâshe's an attractive girl all right. Regular beauty if you ask me.”
“I'm a bit worried about her,” said Bletchley.
“What do you mean? Have a drink, Meadowes? What's yours, Major?”
The drinks ordered and the men settled on the veranda of the clubhouse, Haydock repeated his question.
Major Bletchley said with some violence:
“That German chap. She's seeing too much of him.”
“Getting sweet on him, you mean? H'm, that's bad. Of course he's a good-looking young chap in his way. But it won't do. It won't do, Bletchley. We can't have that sort of thing. Trading with the enemy, that's what it amounts to. These girlsâwhere's their proper spirit? Plenty of decent young English fellows about.”
Bletchley said:
“Sheila's a queer girlâshe gets odd sullen fits when she will hardly speak to anyone.”
“Spanish blood,” said the Commander. “Her father was half Spanish, wasn't he?”
“Don't know. It's a Spanish name, I should think.”
The Commander glanced at his watch.
“About time for the news. We'd better go in and listen to it.”
The news was meagre that day, little more in it than had been already in the morning papers. After commenting with approval on the latest exploits of the Air Forceâfirst-rate chaps, brave as lionsâthe Commander went on to develop his own pet theoryâthat sooner or later the Germans would attempt a landing at Leahampton itselfâhis argument being that it was such an unimportant spot.
“Not even an antiaircraft gun in the place! Disgraceful!”
The argument was not developed, for Tommy and the Major had to hurry back to lunch at Sans Souci. Haydock extended a cordial invitation to Tommy to come and see his little place, “Smugglers' Rest.” “Marvellous viewâmy own beachâevery kind of handy gadget in the house. Bring him along, Bletchley.”
It was settled that Tommy and Major Bletchley should come in for drinks on the evening of the following day.
III
After lunch was a peaceful time at Sans Souci. Mr. Cayley went to have his “rest” with the devoted Mrs. Cayley in attendance. Mrs. Blenkensop was conducted by Miss Minton to a depot to pack and address parcels for the Front.
Mr. Meadowes strolled gently out into Leahampton and along the front. He bought a few cigarettes, stopped at Smith's to purchase the latest number of
Punch,
then after a few minutes of apparent irresolution, he entered a bus bearing the legend, “O
LD
P
IER
.”
The old pier was at the extreme end of the promenade. That part of Leahampton was known to house agents as the least desirable end. It was West Leahampton and poorly thought of. Tommy paid 2d, and strolled up the pier. It was a flimsy and weatherworn affair, with a few moribund penny-in-the-slot machines placed at far distant intervals. There was no one on it but some children running up and down and screaming in voices that matched quite accurately the screaming of the gulls, and one solitary man sitting on the end fishing.
Mr. Meadowes strolled up to the end and gazed down into the water. Then he asked gently:
“Caught anything?”
The fisherman shook his head.
“Don't often get a bite.” Mr. Grant reeled in his line a bit. He said without turning his head:
“What about you, Meadowes?”
Tommy said:
“Nothing much to report as yet, sir. I'm digging myself in.”
“Good. Tell me.”
Tommy sat on an adjacent bollard, so placed that he commanded the length of the pier. Then he began:
“I've gone down quite all right, I think. I gather you've already got a list of the people there?” Grant nodded. “There's nothing to report as yet. I've struck up a friendship with Major Bletchley. We played golf this morning. He seems the ordinary type of retired officer. If anything, a shade too typical. Cayley seems a genuine hypochondriacal invalid. That, again, would be an easy part to act. He has, by his own admission, been a good deal in Germany during the last few years.”
“A point,” said Grant laconically.
“Then there's von Deinim.”
“Yes, I don't need to tell you, Meadowes, that von Deinim's the one I'm most interested in.”
“You think he's N?”
Grant shook his head.
“No, I don't. As I see it, N couldn't afford to be a German.”
“Not a refugee from Nazi persecution, even?”
“Not even that. We watch, and they know we watch all the enemy aliens in this country. Moreoverâthis is in confidence, Beresfordâvery nearly all enemy aliens between 16 and 60 will be interned. Whether our adversaries are aware of that fact or not, they can at any rate anticipate that such a thing might happen. They would never risk the head of their organisation being interned. N therefore must be either a neutralâor else he is (apparently) an Englishman. The same, of course, applies to M. No, my meaning about von Deinim is this. He may be a link in the chain. N or M may not be at Sans Souci, it may be Carl von Deinim who is there and through him we may be led to our objective. That does seem to me highly possible. The more so as I cannot very well see that any of the other inmates of Sans Souci are likely to be the person we are seeking.”
“You've had them more or less vetted, I suppose, sir?”
Grant sighedâa sharp, quick sigh of vexation.
“No, that's just what it's impossible for me to do. I could have them looked up by the department easily enoughâ
but I can't risk it, Beresford.
For, you see, the rot is in the department itself. One hint that I've got my eye on Sans Souci for any reasonâand the organisation may be put wise. That's where
you
come in, the outsider. That's why you've got to work in the dark, without help from us. It's our only chanceâand I daren't risk alarming them. There's only one person I've been able to check up on.”
“Who's that, sir?”
“Carl von Deinim himself. That's easy enough. Routine. I can have him looked upânot from the Sans Souci angle, but from the enemy alien angle.”
Tommy asked curiously:
“And the result?”
A curious smile came over the other's face.
“Master Carl is exactly what he says he is. His father was indiscreet, was arrested and died in a concentration camp. Carl's elder brothers are in camps. His mother died in great distress of mind a year ago. He escaped to England a month before war broke out. Von Deinim has professed himself anxious to help this country. His work in a chemical research laboratory has been excellent and most helpful on the problem of immunising certain gases and in general decontamination experiments.”
Tommy said:
“Then he's all right?”
“Not necessarily. Our German friends are notorious for their thoroughness. If von Deinim was sent as an agent to England, special care would be taken that his record should be consistent with his own account of himself. There are two possibilities. The whole von Deinim family may be parties to the arrangementânot improbable under the painstaking Nazi regime. Or else this is not really Carl von Deinim but
a man playing the part of Carl von Deinim.
”
Tommy said slowly: “I see.” He added inconsequently:
“He seems an awfully nice young fellow.”
Sighing, Grant said: “They areâthey nearly always are. It's an odd life this service of ours. We respect our adversaries and they respect us. You usually like your opposite number, you knowâeven when you're doing your best to down him.”
There was silence as Tommy thought over the strange anomaly of war. Grant's voice broke into his musings.
“But there are those for whom we've neither respect nor likingâand those are the traitors within our own ranksâthe men who are willing to betray their country and accept office and promotion from the foreigner who has conquered it.”