Read The Complete Tommy & Tuppence Collection Online
Authors: Agatha Christie
Tommy smiled.
“You mean,” he said, “that you are an authority on what people with bobbed and shingled heads are likely to have in their possession, and that you have an intimate acquaintance with what wives are likely to feel and do?”
“Something of the sort.”
“And what about me? What is my special knowledge? Do husbands pick up girls, etc?”
“No,” said Tuppence gravely. “You know the courseâyou've been on itânot as a detective searching for clues, but as a golfer. You know about golf, and what's likely to put a man off his game.”
“It must have been something pretty serious to put Sessle off his game. His handicap's two, and from the seventh tee on he played like a child, so they say.”
“Who say?”
“Barnard and Lecky. They were playing just behind him, you remember.”
“That was after he met the womanâthe tall woman in brown. They saw him speaking to her, didn't they?”
“Yesâat leastâ”
Tommy broke off. Tuppence looked up at him and was puzzled. He was staring at the piece of string in his fingers, but staring with the eyes of one who sees something very different.
“Tommyâwhat is it?”
“Be quiet, Tuppence. I'm playing the sixth hole at Sunningdale. Sessle and old Hollaby are holing out on the sixth green ahead of me. It's getting dusk, but I can see that bright blue coat of Sessle's clearly enough. And on the footpath to the left of me there's a woman coming along. She hasn't crossed from the ladies' courseâthat's on the rightâI should have seen her if she had done so. And it's odd I didn't see her on the footpath beforeâfrom the fifth tee, for instance.”
He paused.
“You said just now I knew the course, Tuppence. Just behind the sixth tee there's a little hut or shelter made of turf. Anyone could wait in there untilâthe right moment came. They could change their appearance there. I meanâtell me, Tuppence, this is where your special knowledge comes in againâwould it be very difficult for a man to look like a woman, and then change back to being a man again? Could he wear a skirt over plus-fours, for instance?”
“Certainly he could. The woman would look a bit bulky, that would be all. A longish-brown skirt, say a brown sweater of the kind both men and women wear, and a woman's felt hat with a bunch of side curls attached each side. That would be all that was neededâI'm speaking, of course, of what would pass at a distance, which I take to be what you are driving at. Switch off the skirt, take off the hat and curls, and put on a man's cap which you can carry rolled up in your hand, and there you'd beâback as a man again.”
“And the time required for the transformation?”
“From woman to man, a minute and a half at the outside, probably a good deal less. The other way about would take longer, you'd have to arrange the hat and curls a bit, and the skirt would stick getting it on over the plus fours.”
“That doesn't worry me. It's the time for the first that matters. As I tell you, I'm playing the sixth hole. The woman in brown has reached the seventh tee now. She crosses it and waits. Sessle in his blue coat goes towards her. They stand together a minute, and then they follow the path round the trees out of sight. Hollaby is on the tee alone. Two or three minutes pass. I'm on the green now. The man in the blue coat comes back and drives off, foozling badly. The light's getting worse. I and my partner go on. Ahead of us are those two, Sessle slicing and topping and doing everything he shouldn't do. At the eighth green, I see him stride off and vanish down the slip. What happened to him to make him play like a different man?”
“The woman in brownâor the man, if you think it was a man.”
“Exactly, and where they were standingâout of sight, remember, of those coming after themâthere's a deep tangle of furze bushes. You could thrust a body in there, and it would be pretty certain to lie hidden until the morning.”
“Tommy! You think it was
then.
âBut someone would have heardâ”
“Heard what? The doctors agreed death must have been instantaneous. I've seen men killed instantaneously in the war. They don't cry out as a ruleâjust a gurgle, or a moanâperhaps just a sigh, or a funny little cough. Sessle comes towards the seventh tee, and the woman comes forward and speaks to him. He recognises her, perhaps, as a man he knows masquerading. Curious to learn the why and wherefore, he allows himself to be drawn along the footpath out of sight. One stab with the deadly hatpin as they walk along. Sessle fallsâdead. The other man drags his body into the furze bushes, strips off the blue coat, then sheds his own skirt and the hat and curls. He puts on Sessle's well-known blue coat and cap and strides back to the tee. Three minutes would do it. The others behind can't see his face, only the peculiar blue coat they know so well. They never doubt that it's Sessleâ
but he doesn't play Sessle's brand of golf.
They all say he played like a different man. Of course he did. He
was
a different man.”
“Butâ”
“Point No. 2. His action in bringing the girl down there was the action of
a different man.
It wasn't Sessle who met Doris Evans at a cinema and induced her to come down to Sunningdale. It was a man
calling
himself Sessle. Remember, Doris Evans wasn't arrested until a fortnight after the time.
She never saw the body.
If she had, she might have bewildered everyone by declaring that that wasn't the man who took her out on the golf links that night and spoke so wildly of suicide. It was a carefully laid plot. The girl invited down for Wednesday when Sessle's house would be empty, then the hatpin which pointed to its being a woman's doing. The murderer meets the girl, takes her into the bungalow and gives her supper, then takes her out on the links, and when he gets to the scene of the crime, brandishes his revolver and scares the life out of her. Once she has taken to her heels, all he has to do is to pull out the body and leave it lying on the tee. The revolver he chucks into the bushes. Then he makes a neat parcel of the skirt andânow I admit I'm guessingâin all probability walks to Woking, which is only about six or seven miles away, and goes back to town from there.”
“Wait a minute,” said Tuppence. “There's one thing you haven't explained. What about Hollaby?”
“Hollaby?”
“Yes. I admit that the people behind couldn't have seen whether it was really Sessle or not. But you can't tell me that the man who was playing with him was so hypnotised by the blue coat that he never looked at his face.”
“My dear old thing,” said Tommy. “That's just the point. Hollaby knew all right. You see, I'm adopting your theoryâthat Hollaby and his son were the real embezzlers. The murderer's got to be a man who knew Sessle pretty wellâknew, for instance, about the servants being always out on a Wednesday, and that his wife was away. And also someone who was able to get an impression of Sessle's latch key. I think Hollaby junior would fulfil all these requirements. He's about the same age and height as Sessle, and they were both clean-shaven men. Doris Evans probably saw several photographs of the murdered man reproduced in the papers, but as you yourself observedâone can just see that it's a man and that's about all.”
“Didn't she ever see Hollaby in Court?”
“The son never appeared in the case at all. Why should he? He had no evidence to give. It was old Hollaby, with his irreproachable alibi, who stood in the limelight throughout. Nobody has ever bothered to inquire what his son was doing that particular evening.”
“It all fits in,” admitted Tuppence. She paused a minute and then asked: “Are you going to tell all this to the police?”
“I don't know if they'd listen.”
“They'd listen all right,” said an unexpected voice behind him.
Tommy swung round to confront Inspector Marriot. The Inspector was sitting at the next table. In front of him was a poached egg.
“Often drop in here to lunch,” said Inspector Marriot. “As I was saying, we'll listen all rightâin fact I've been listening. I don't mind telling you that we've not been quite satisfied all along over those Porcupine figures. You see, we've had our suspicions of those Hollabys, but nothing to go upon. Too sharp for us. Then this murder came, and that seemed to upset all our ideas. But thanks to you and the lady, sir, we'll confront young Hollaby with Doris Evans and see if she recognises him. I rather fancy she will. That's a very ingenious idea of yours about the blue coat. I'll see that Blunt's Brilliant Detectives get the credit for it.”
“You
are
a nice man, Inspector Marriot,” said Tuppence gratefully.
“We think a lot of you two at the Yard,” replied that stolid gentleman. “You'd be surprised. If I may ask you, sir, what's the meaning of that piece of string?”
“Nothing,” said Tommy, stuffing it into his pocket. “A bad habit of mine. As to the cheesecake and the milkâI'm on a diet. Nervous dyspepsia. Busy men are always martyrs to it.”
“Ah!” said the detective. “I thought perhaps you'd been readingâwell, it's of no consequence.”
But the Inspector's eyes twinkled.
“W
hatâ” began Tuppence, and then stopped.
She had just entered the private office of Mr. Blunt from the adjoining one marked “Clerks,” and was surprised to behold her lord and master with his eye riveted to the private peephole into the outer office.
“Ssh,” said Tommy warningly. “Didn't you hear the buzzer? It's a girlârather a nice girlâin fact she looks to me a frightfully nice girl. Albert is telling her all that tosh about my being engaged with Scotland Yard.”
“Let
me
see,” demanded Tuppence.
Somewhat unwillingly, Tommy moved aside. Tuppence in her turn glued her eye to the peephole.
“She's not bad,” admitted Tuppence. “And her clothes are simply the latest shout.”
“She's perfectly lovely,” said Tommy. “She's like those girls Mason writes aboutâyou know, frightfully sympathetic, and beautiful, and distinctly intelligent without being too saucy. I think, yesâI certainly thinkâI shall be the great Hanaud this morning.”
“H'm,” said Tuppence. “If there is one detective out of all the others whom you are most unlikeâI should say it was Hanaud. Can you do the lightning changes of personality? Can you be the great comedian, the little gutter boy, the serious and sympathetic friendâall in five minutes?”
“I know this,” said Tommy, rapping sharply on the desk, “I am the Captain of the Shipâand don't you forget it, Tuppence. I'm going to have her in.”
He pressed the buzzer on his desk. Albert appeared ushering in the client.
The girl stopped in the doorway as though undecided. Tommy came forward.
“Come in, mademoiselle,” he said kindly, “and seat yourself here.”
Tuppence choked audibly and Tommy turned upon her with a swift change of manner. His tone was menacing.
“You spoke, Miss Robinson? Ah, no, I thought not.”
He turned back to the girl.
“We will not be serious or formal,” he said. “You will just tell me about it, and then we will discuss the best way to help you.”
“You are very kind,” said the girl. “Excuse me, but are you a foreigner?”
A fresh choke from Tuppence. Tommy glared in her direction out of the corner of his eye.
“Not exactly,” he said with difficulty. “But of late years I have worked a good deal abroad. My methods are the methods of the Sûreté.”
“Oh!” The girl seemed impressed.
She was, as Tommy had indicated, a very charming girl. Young and slim, with a trace of golden hair peeping out from under her little brown felt hat, and big serious eyes.
That she was nervous could be plainly seen. Her little hands were twisting themselves together, and she kept clasping and unclasping the catch of her lacquered handbag.
“First of all, Mr. Blunt, I must tell you that my name is Lois Hargreaves. I live in a great rambling old-fashioned house called Thurnly Grange. It is in the heart of the country. There is the village of Thurnly nearby, but it is very small and insignificant. There is plenty of hunting in winter, and we get tennis in summer, and I have never felt lonely there. Indeed I much prefer country to town life.
“I tell you this so that you may realise that in a country village like ours, everything that happens is of supreme importance. About a week ago, I got a box of chocolates sent through the post. There was nothing inside to indicate who they came from. Now I myself am not particularly fond of chocolates, but the others in the house are, and the box was passed round. As a result, everyone who had eaten any chocolates was taken ill. We sent for the doctor, and after various inquiries as to what other things had been eaten, he took the remains of the chocolates away with him, and had them analysed. Mr. Blunt, those chocolates contained arsenic! Not enough to kill anyone, but enough to make anyone quite ill.”
“Extraordinary,” commented Tommy.
“Dr. Burton was very excited over the matter. It seems that this was the third occurrence of the kind in the neighbourhood. In each case a big house was selected, and the inmates were taken ill after eating the mysterious chocolates. It looked as though some local person of weak intellect was playing a particularly fiendish practical joke.”
“Quite so, Miss Hargreaves.”
“Dr. Burton put it down to Socialist agitationârather absurdly, I thought. But there are one or two malcontents in Thurnly village, and it seemed possible that they might have had something to do with it. Dr. Burton was very keen that I should put the whole thing in the hands of the police.”