Read The Collected Joe Abercrombie Online
Authors: Joe Abercrombie
‘Quite so! A man lost in the desert must take such water as he is offered, eh, Temple?’
‘Not sure I wouldn’t rather go thirsty,’ muttered Shy.
‘I’m Lamb. That’s Shy.’ The Northman raised his glass, the stump of his middle finger plainly visible in spite of the bandages.
‘A nine-fingered Northman,’ mused the captain general. ‘I do believe a fellow called Shivers was looking for you in the Near Country.’
‘Haven’t seen him.’
‘Ah.’ Cosca waved his bottle at Lamb’s injuries. ‘I thought perhaps this might be his handiwork.’
‘No.’
‘You appear to have many enemies, Master Lamb.’
‘Sometimes it seems I can’t shit without making a couple more.’
‘It all depends who you shit on, I suppose? A fearsome fellow, Caul Shivers, and I would not judge the years to have mellowed him. We knew each other back in Styria, he and I. Sometimes I feel I have met everyone in the world and that every new place is peopled with old faces.’ His considering gaze came to rest on Savian. ‘Although I do not recognise this gentleman.’
‘I’m Savian.’ And he coughed into his fist.
‘And what brings you to the Far Country? Your health?’
Savian paused, mouth a little open, while an awkward silence stretched out, several of the mercenaries still with hands close to weapons, and suddenly Shy said, ‘Cantliss took one of his children, too, he’s been tracking ’em along with us. Lad called Collem.’
The silence lasted a little longer then Savian added, almost reluctantly, ‘My lad, Collem.’ He coughed again, and raspingly cleared his throat. ‘Hoping Cantliss can lead us to him.’
It was almost a relief to see two of the Mayor’s men dragging the bandit across the gaming hall. His wrists were in manacles, his once fine clothes were stained rags and his face as bruised as Lamb’s, one hand hanging useless and one leg dragging on the boards behind him.
‘The elusive Grega Cantliss!’ shouted Cosca as the Mayor’s men flung him cringing down. ‘Fear not. I am Nicomo Cosca, infamous soldier of fortune, et cetera, et cetera, and I have some questions for you. I advise you to consider your answers carefully as your life may depend upon them, and so forth.’
Cantliss registered Shy, Savian, Lamb and the score or more of mercenaries, and with a coward’s instinct Temple well recognised quickly perceived the shift in the balance of power. He eagerly nodded.
‘Some months ago you bought some horses in a town called Greyer. You used coins like these.’ Cosca produced a tiny gold piece with a magician’s flourish. ‘Antique Imperial coins, as it happens.’
Cantliss’ eyes flickered over Cosca’s face as though trying to read a script. ‘I did. That’s a fact.’
‘You bought those horses from rebels, fighting to free Starikland from the Union.’
‘I did?’
‘You did.’
‘I did!’
Cosca leaned close. ‘Where did the coins come from?’
‘Dragon People paid me with ’em,’ said Cantliss. ‘Savages in the mountains up beyond Beacon.’
‘Paid you for what?’
He licked his scabbed lips. ‘For children.’
‘An ugly business,’ muttered Sworbreck.
‘Most business is,’ said Cosca, leaning closer and closer towards Cantliss. ‘They have more of these coins?’
‘All I could ever want, that’s what he said.’
‘Who said?’
‘Waerdinur. He’s their leader.’
‘All I could ever want.’ Cosca’s eyes glimmered as brightly as his imagined gold. ‘So you are telling me these Dragon People are in league with the rebels?’
‘What?’
‘That these savages are funding, and perhaps harbouring, the rebel leader Conthus himself?’
There was a silence while Cantliss blinked up. ‘Er . . . yes?’
Cosca smiled very wide. ‘Yes. And when my employer Inquisitor Lorsen asks you the same question, what will your answer be?’
Now Cantliss smiled, too, sensing that his chances might have drastically improved. ‘Yes! They got them that Conthus up there, no doubt in my mind! Hell, he’s more’n likely going to use their money to start a new war!’
‘I knew it!’ Cosca poured a measure of spirit into Lamb’s empty glass. ‘We must accompany you into the mountains and pull up this very root of insurrection! This wretched man will be our guide and thereby win his freedom.’
‘Yes, indeed!’ shouted Cantliss, grinning at Shy and Lamb and Savian, then squawking as Brachio hauled him to his feet and manhandled him towards the door, wounded leg dragging.
‘Fuckers,’ whispered Shy.
‘Realistic,’ Lamb hissed at her, one hand on her elbow.
‘What luck for all of us,’ Cosca was expounding, ‘that I should arrive as you prepare to leave!’
‘Oh, I’ve always had the luck,’ muttered Temple.
‘And me,’ murmured Shy.
‘Realistic,’ hissed Lamb.
‘A party of four is easily dismissed,’ Cosca was telling the room. ‘A party of three hundred, so much less easily!’
‘Two hundred and seventy-two,’ said Friendly.
‘If I could have a word?’ Dab Sweet was approaching the counter. ‘You’re planning on heading into the mountains, you’ll need a better scout than that half-dead killer. I stand ready and willing to offer my services.’
‘So generous,’ said Cosca. ‘And you are?’
‘Dab Sweet.’ And the famous scout removed his hat to display his own thinning locks. Evidently he had caught the scent of a more profitable opportunity than shepherding the desperate back to Starikland.
‘The noted frontiersman?’ asked Sworbreck, looking up from his papers. ‘I thought you’d be younger.’
Sweet sighed. ‘I used to be.’
‘You’re aware of him?’ asked Cosca.
The biographer pointed his nose towards the ceiling. ‘A man by the name of Marin Glanhorm – I refuse to use the term writer in relation to him – has penned some most inferior and far-fetched works based upon his supposed exploits.’
‘Those was unauthorised,’ said Sweet. ‘But I’ve exploited a thing or two, that’s true. I’ve trodden on every patch of this Far Country big enough to support a boot, and that includes them mountains.’ He beckoned Cosca closer, spoke softer. ‘Almost as far as Ashranc, where those Dragon People live. Their sacred ground. My partner, Crying Rock, she’s been even further, see . . .’ He gave a showman’s pause. ‘She used to be one of ’em.’
‘True,’ grunted Crying Rock, still occupying her place at the table, though Corlin had vanished leaving only her cards.
‘Raised up there,’ said Sweet. ‘Lived up there.’
‘Born up there, eh?’ asked Cosca.
Crying Rock solemnly shook her head. ‘No one is born in Ashranc.’ And she stuck her dead chagga pipe between her teeth as though that was her last word on the business.
‘She knows the secret ways up there, though, and you’ll need ’em, too, ’cause those Dragon bastards won’t be extending no warm welcomes once you’re on their ground. It’s some strange, sulphurous ground they’ve got but they’re jealous about it as mean bears, that’s the truth.’
‘Then the two of you would be an invaluable addition to our expedition,’ said Cosca. ‘What would be your terms?’
‘We’d settle for a twentieth share of any valuables recovered.’
‘Our aim is to root out rebellion, not valuables.’
Sweet smiled. ‘There’s a risk of disappointment in any venture.’
‘Then welcome aboard! My notary will prepare an agreement!’
‘Two hundred and seventy-four,’ mused Friendly. His dead eyes drifted to Temple. ‘And you.’
Cosca began to slosh out drinks. ‘Why are all the really interesting people always advanced in years?’ He nudged Temple in the ribs. ‘Your generation really isn’t producing the goods.’
‘We cower in giants’ shadows and feel our shortcomings most keenly.’
‘Oh, you’ve been missed, Temple! If I’ve learned one thing in forty years of warfare, it’s that you have to look on the funny side. The tongue on this man! Conversationally, I mean, not sexually, I can’t vouch for that. Don’t include that, Sworbreck!’ The biographer sullenly crossed something out. ‘We shall leave as soon as the men are rested and supplies gathered!’
‘Might be best to wait ’til winter’s past,’ said Sweet.
Cosca leaned close. ‘Do you have any notion what will happen if I leave my Company quartered here for four months? The state of the place now barely serves as a taster.’
‘You got any notion what’ll happen if three hundred men get caught in a real winter storm up there?’ grunted Sweet, pulling his fingers through his beard.
‘None whatsoever,’ said Cosca, ‘but I can’t wait to find out. We must seize the moment! That has always been my motto. Note that down, Sworbreck.’
Sweet raised his brows. ‘Might not be long ’til your motto is, “I can’t feel my fucking feet.” ’
But the captain general was, as usual, not listening. ‘I have a premonition we will all find what we seek in those mountains!’ He threw one arm about Savian’s shoulders and the other about Lamb’s. ‘Lorsen his rebels, I my gold, these worthy folk their missing children. Let us toast our alliance!’ And he raised Temple’s nearly empty bottle high.
‘Shit on this,’ breathed Shy through gritted teeth.
Temple could only agree. But that appeared to be all his say in the matter.
Nowhere to Go
R
o pulled off the chain with the dragon’s scale and laid it gently on the furs. Shy once told her you can waste your life waiting for the right moment. Now was good as any.
She touched Pit’s cheek in the dark and he stirred, the faintest smile on his face. He was happy here. Young enough to forget, maybe. He’d be safe, or safe as he could be. In this world there are no certainties. Ro wished she could say goodbye but she was worried he’d cry. So she gathered her bundle and slipped out into the night.
The air was sharp, snow gently falling but melting as soon as it touched the hot ground and dry a moment later. Light spilled from some of the houses, windows needing neither glass nor shutter cut from the mountain or from walls so old and weathered Ro couldn’t tell them from the mountain. She kept to the shadows, rag-wrapped feet silent on the ancient paving, past the great black cooking slab, surface polished to a shine by the years, steam whispering from it as the snow fell.
The Long House door creaked as she passed and she pressed herself against the pitted wall, waiting. Through the window she could hear the voices of the elders at their Gathering. Three months here and she already knew their tongue.
‘The Shanka are breeding in the deeper tunnels.’ Uto’s voice. She always counselled caution.
‘Then we must drive them out.’ Akosh. She was always bold.
‘If we send enough for that there will be few left behind. One day men will come from outside.’
‘We put them off in the place they call Beacon.’
‘Or we made them curious.’
‘Once we wake the Dragon it will not matter.’
‘It was given to me to make the choice.’ Waerdinur’s deep voice. ‘The Maker did not leave our ancestors here to let his works fall into decay. We must be bold. Akosh, you will take three hundred of us north into the deep places and drive out the Shanka, and keep the diggings going over winter. After the thaw you will return.’
‘I worry,’ said Uto. ‘There have been visions.’
‘You always worry . . .’
Their words faded into the night as Ro padded past, over the great sheets of dulled bronze where the names were chiselled in tiny characters, thousands upon thousands stretching back into the fog of ages. She knew Icaray was on guard tonight and guessed he would be drunk, as always. He sat in the archway, head nodding, spear against the wall, empty bottle between his feet. The Dragon People were just people, after all, and each had their failings like any other.
Ro looked back once and thought how beautiful it was, the yellow-lit windows in the black cliff-face, the dark carvings on the steep roofs against a sky blazing with stars. But it wasn’t her home. She wouldn’t let it be. She scurried past Icaray and down the steps, hand brushing the warm rock on her right because on her left, she knew, was a hundred strides of empty drop.
She came to the needle and found the hidden stair, striking steeply down the mountainside. It scarcely looked hidden at all but Waerdinur had told her that it had a magic, and no one could see it until they were shown it. Shy had always told her there were no such things as Magi or demons and it was all stories, but out here in this far, high corner of the world all things had their magic. To deny it felt as foolish as denying the sky.
Down the winding stair, switching back and forth, away from Ashranc, the stones growing colder underfoot. Into the forest, great trees on the bare slopes, roots catching at her toes and tangling at her ankles. She ran beside a sulphurous stream, bubbling through rocks crusted with salt. She stopped when her breath began to smoke, the cold biting in her chest, and she bound her feet more warmly, unrolled the fur and wrapped it around her shoulders, ate and drank, tied her bundle and hurried on. She thought of Lamb plodding endlessly behind his plough and Shy swinging the scythe sweat dripping from her brows and saying through her gritted teeth,
You just keep on. Don’t think of stopping. Just keep on
, and Ro kept on.