Read The Canongate Burns Online
Authors: Robert Burns
Selkirk, 13th May, 1787.
First printed by Cromek, 1808.
Auld chuckie REEKIE 's
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sair distrest,
old, mother-hen, sore
Down droops her ance weel-burnish'd crest,
once, well-
Nae joy her bonie buskit nest
no, trimmed
       Can yield ava;
at all
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Her darling bird that she loes best,
loves
       Willie's awa. â
away
Â
O Willie was a witty wight,
And had o' things an unco sleight;
uncommon skill
Auld Reekie ay he keepit tight,
old, kept in order
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       And trig an' braw:
trim, handsome
But now they'll busk her like a fright,
dress, freak
       Willie's awa. âÂ
The stiffest o' them a' he bow'd,
The bauldest o' them a' he cow'd,
boldest
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They durst nae mair than he allow'd,
did no more
       That was a law:
We've lost a birkie weel worth gowd,
blade, well, gold
       Willie's awa. â Â
Now gawkies, tawpies, gowks, and fools,
boobies, silly girls, dolts
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Frae colleges and boarding-schools,
from
May sprout like simmer puddock-stools
summer, toadstools
       In glen or shaw;
wood
He wha could brush them down to mools
who, dust
       Willie's awa. âÂ
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The brethren o' the Commerce-Chaumer
chamber
May mourn their loss wi' doolfu' clamour;
doleful
He was a dictionar and grammar
       Amang them a':
I fear they'll now mak mony a stammer,
make many
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       Willie's awa. âÂ
Nae mair we see his levee door
no more
Philosophers and Poets pour,
And toothy Critics by the score
       In bloody raw;
row
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The Adjutant of a' the core
band
       Willie's awa. âÂ
Now worthy Greg'ry's
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Latin face,
Tytler's and Greenfield's
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modest grace,
McKenzie, Stuart,
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such a brace
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       As Rome ne'er saw;
They a' maun meet some ither place,
must, other
       Willie's awa. âÂ
Poor BURNS â even Scotch Drink canna quicken,
cannot
He cheeps like some bewilder'd chicken,
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Scar'd frae its minnie and the cleckin
from, mother, brood
       By hoodie-craw:
hooded carrion crow
Grief's gien his heart an unco kickin,
given, uncommon beating
       Willie's awa. âÂ
Now ev'ry sour-mou'd, girnin blellum,
bad-mouthed, snarling nag
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And Calvin's folk are fit to fell him;
kill
Ilk self-conceited, critic-skellum
each, -scullion
       His quill may draw;
He wha could brawlie ward their bellum
who, finely repel, attack
       Willie's awa. âÂ
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Up wimpling, stately Tweed I've sped,
meandering
And Eden scenes on chrystal Jed,
And Ettrick banks now roaring red
       While tempests blaw;
But every joy and pleasure's fled,
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       Willie's awa. âÂ
May I be Slander's common speech;
A text for Infamy to preach;
And lastly, streekit out to bleach
stretched
       In winter snaw
snow
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When I forget thee, WILLIE CREECH,
       Tho' far awa! âÂ
May never wicked Fortune touzle him,
ruffle
May never wicked men bamboozle him,
Until a pow as auld's Methusalem
head of hair, old as
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       He canty claw:
cheery scratch
Then to the blessed, new Jerusalem
       Fleet-wing awa. â
This was written on 13th May 1787 while Burns was on his tour of the Borders. He wrote to William Creech (1745â1815), his Edinburgh printer, enclosing the poem âwrote, nearly extempore, in a solitary Inn at Selkirk, after a miserable wet day's riding' (Letter 106). This humorous, Ramsay-derived mock elegy was written prior to the decline in their friendship.
First printed in Cunningham, 1834.
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SYMON Gray,
You're dull to-day.
II
Dullness, with redoubled sway,
Has seized the wits of Symon Gray.
III
Dear Cimon Gray,
                                        The other day,
       When you sent me some rhyme,
I could not then just ascertain
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       Its worth, for want of time.
But now today, good Mr. Gray,
       I've read it o'er and o'er,
Tried all my skill, but find I'm still
       Just where I was before.
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We auld wives' minions gie our opinions,
       Solicited or no;
Then of its fauts my honest thoughts
       I'll give â and here they go.
Such damn'd bombast no time that's past
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       Will show, or time to come,
So, Cimon dear, your song I'll tear,
       And with it wipe my [bum].
These epigrams were penned by Burns during May 1787 on his tour of the Borders. Simon Gray, who, according to oral tradition, was a retired businessman, met Burns in Duns, on 6th May (See Kinsley's note, Vol. 3, p. 1237) and pestered the bard with his home-spun versification. Scott Douglas, in 1876, was too prudish to print the last two lines, choosing to pretend that he had been âtold the piece concludes' with the line ending ânor time to come' (See Vol. II, p. 308).
First printed in Chambers, 1851.
Your billet, Sir, I grant receipt;
letter
Wi' you I'll canter ony gate;
any road
Tho' 'twere a trip to yon blue warl
world
Where Birkies march on burning marl.
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fellows, stone
Then, Sir, God willing, I'll attend ye;
And to His goodness I commend ye. â
                                       R. Burns.Â
Mr John Renton of Lamerton invited Burns to join him at Mordington House, by Berwick, during the poet's tour of the Borders in 1787. The above reply was written about 18th May, 1787. There is no evidence from the poet's journal or letters that he visited Renton, who was related to the poet's Dumfries friend Charles Sharpe, though this verse suggests he did.
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A reference to Hell, alluding to Milton's
Paradise Lost,
Book I, l. 296.
First printed by Stewart, 1801.
Whoe'er he be that sojourns here,
       I pity much his case,
Unless he come to wait upon
       The Lord their God, His Grace.
There 's naething here but Highland pride,
nothing
       And Highland scab and hunger;
If Providence has sent me here,
       'Twas surely in an anger.
This was composed on 24th June, 1787 when Burns was travelling through Argyllshire. Stewart (1801) remarks in his introduction to these verses, âBurns, accompanied by a friend, having gone to Inverary at a time when some company were there on a visit to his Grace the Duke of Argyll, finding himself and his companion entirely neglected by the Inn-Keeper, whose whole attention seemed to be occupied with the visitors of his Grace, expressed his disapprobation of the uncivility with which they were treated in the following lines'.
First printed by Currie, 1800.
The lamp of day, with ill-presaging glare,
      Dim, cloudy, sank beneath the western wave:
Th' inconstant blast howl'd thro' the darkening air,
      And hollow whistled in the rocky cave.
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Lone as I wander'd by each cliff and dell,
      Once
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the lov'd haunts of Scotia's royal train;
Or mus'd where limpid streams, once hallow'd, well;
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      Or mouldering ruins mark the sacred Fane.
3
Th' increasing blast roared round the beetling rocks;
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      The clouds, swift-wing'd, flew o'er the starry sky;
The groaning trees, untimely, shed their locks,
      And shooting meteors caught the startled eye. â
The paly moon rose in the livid east,
      And 'mong the cliffs disclos'd a stately Form,
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In weeds of woe, that frantic beat her breast,
      And mix'd her wailings with the raving storm. â
Wild to my heart the filial pulses glow;
      'Twas CALEDONIA'S trophy'd shield I view'd;
Her form majestic droop'd in pensive woe,
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      The lightning of her eye in tears imbu'd. â
Revers'd that spear, redoubtable in war,
      Reclin'd that banner, erst in fields unfurl'd,
That like a deathful meteor gleam'd afar,
      And brav'd the mighty monarchs of the world. â
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âMy patriot-Son fills an untimely grave!'
      With accent wild and lifted arms she cry'd;
âLow lies the hand that oft was stretch'd to save,
      Low lies the heart that swell'd with honor's pride. â
âA weeping Country joins a Widow's tear,
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      The helpless Poor mix with the Orphan's cry;
The drooping Arts surround their Patron's bier,
      And grateful Science heaves the heart-felt sigh. â
âI saw my Sons resume their ancient fire;
      I saw fair Freedom's blossoms richly blow:
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But ah, how hope is born but to expire!
      Relentless Fate has laid their Guardian low. â
âMy Patriot falls â but shall he lie unsung,
      While empty Greatness saves a worthless name?
No: every Muse shall join her tuneful tongue,
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      And future ages hear his growing fame. â
âAnd I will join a Mother's tender cares,
      Thro' future times to make his virtues last,
That distant years may boast of other BLAIRS â'
      She said, and vanish'd with the sweeping blast.Â
Sir James Hunter Blair (1741â87) was originally from Ayr, the son of a merchant. He was a Whig politician, M.P for Edinburgh 1780â4, became the city's Lord Provost in 1784 and a Baronet, 1786. In notes to the Glenriddell manuscript Burns wrote of Blair as a friend: â⦠my grief was sincere ⦠a worthy, public-spirited man'. His death occurred on 1st July, 1787.
With a Copy of
Elegy on the Death of Sir James Hunter Blair
First printed in Chambers, 1851.
Madam
Nae Heathen Name shall I prefix,
       Frae Pindus or Parnassus;
AULD REEKIE dings them a' to sticks
Edinburgh, knocks down
       For rhyme-inspiring Lasses. â
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Jove's tunefu' Dochters three times three
daughters
       Made Homer deep their debtor;
But gien the body half an e'e,
given, eye
       NINE FERRIERS wad done better. â
would [have]
Last day my mind was in a bog,
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       Down George's Street I stoited;
staggered
A creeping, cauld, PROSAIC fog
cold
       My very senses doited. â
dulled
Do what I dought to set her free,
dared
       My Muse lay in the mire;
soul
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Ye turned a neuk â I saw your e'e â
corner
She took the wing like fire. âÂ
The mournfu' Sang I here enclose,
song
       In GRATITUDE I send you;
And pray in rhyme, sincere as prose,
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       A' GUDE THINGS MAY ATTEND
good
          YOU.
Robt Burns. St James' Square, Saturday even:
  Â
This was sent to Miss Jane Ferrier (1767â1846), daughter of James Ferrier, Writer to the Signet. Burns met her in Edinburgh, during July 1787. The poem first appears in the Glasgow
College Album
in 1828, where it is recorded that Miss Ferrier asked Burns for a copy of one of his poems. The 1828 text is inadequate. For commentary, see J.C. Ewing,
Burns Chronicle
, 1939. Chambers is mentioned as the first genuinely public version to obtain a wide readership. Jove's daughters (l. 5) is a reference to the nine Muses.