The Book of Philip K Dick (1973) (20 page)

“Bradshaw will never let him go. And I can’t set foot around there. The guards will tear me to bits.”

“How about some platinum?” The god made a pass and a section of the wall glowed white. “Solid platinum. A simple change of atomic weight. Will that help?”

“No!” Eric paced back and forth. “We’ve got to get that toad away from Bradshaw. If we can get him back here—”

“I have an idea,” the god said.

“What?”

“Perhaps you could get me in there. Perhaps if I could get onto the Company grounds, within range of the Biology Lab…”

“It’s worth a try,” Pat said, putting her hand on Eric’s shoulder. “After all, Tom’s your best friend. It’s a shame to treat him this way. It’s—it’s un-Terran.”

Eric grabbed his coat. “It’s settled. I’ll drive as close as I can to the Company grounds. I ought to be able to get near enough before the guards catch sight of me to—”

A crash. The front door collapsed abruptly in a heap of ash. Teams of robot police surged into the room, blastguns ready.

“All right,” Jennings said. “That’s him.” He strode quickly into the house. “Get him. And get that thing in the box.”

“Jennings!” Eric swallowed in alarm. “What the hell is this?”

Jennings’ lip curled. “Cut out the pretense, Blake. You’re not fooling me.” He tapped a small metal case under his arm. “The toad revealed all. So you’ve got a non-Terrestrial in this house, have you?” He laughed coldly. “There’s a law against bringing non-Terrans to Earth. You’re under arrest, Blake. You’ll probably get life.”

“Tinokuknoi Arevulopapo!” Eric Blake squeaked. “Don’t forsake me at a time like this!”

“I’m coming,” the god grunted. It heaved violently. “How’s this?”

The robot police jerked as a torrent of force erupted from the box. Abruptly they disappeared, winking out of existence. Where they had stood a horde of mechanical mice milled aimlessly, spilling frantically through the doorway, out into the yard.

Jennings’ face showed astonishment and then panic. He retreated, waving his blaster menacingly. “See here, Blake. Don’t think you can scare me. We’ve got this house surrounded.”

A bolt of force hit him in the stomach. The bolt lifted him and shook him like a rag doll. His blaster skidded from his fingers, falling to the floor. Jennings groped for it desperately. The blaster turned into a spider and crawled rapidly off, out of bis reach.

“Set him down,” Eric urged.

“All right.” The god released Jennings. He crashed to the floor, stunned and frightened. He scrambled wildly to his feet and ran from the house, down the path to the sidewalk.

“Oh dear,” Pat said.

“What is it?”

“Look.”

Pulled up in a circle around the house was a solid line of atomic cannon. Their snouts gleamed wickedly in the late afternoon sunlight. Groups of robot police stood around each cannon, waiting alertly for instructions.

Eric groaned. “We’re sunk. One blast and we’re finished.”

“Do something!” Pat gasped. She prodded the box. “Enchant them. Don’t just sit there.”

“They are out of range,” the god replied. “As I explained, my power is limited by distance.”

“You in there!” a voice came, magnified by a hundred loudspeakers. “Come out with your hands up. Or we open fire!”

“Bradshaw,” Eric groaned. “He’s out there. We’re trapped. You sure you can’t do something?”

“Sorry,” the god said. “I can put up a shield against the cannon.” It concentrated. Outside the house a dull surface formed, a globe rapidly hardening around them.

“All right,” Bradshaw’s magnified voice came, muffled by the shield. “You asked for it.”

The first shell hit. Eric found himself lying on the floor, his ears ringing, everything going around and around. Pat lay beside him, dazed and frightened. The house was a shambles. Walls, chairs, furniture, all was in ruins.

“Fine shield,” Pat gasped.

“The concussion,” the god protested. Its box lay in the corner on its side. “The shield stops the shells, but the concussion—”

A second shell struck. A wall of pressure rolled over Eric, stunning him. He skidded, tossed by a violent wind, crashing against heaps of debris that had been his house.

“We can’t last,” Pat said faintly. “Tell them to stop, Eric. Please!”

“Your wife is right,” the god’s calm voice came, from its overturned box. “Surrender, Eric. Give yourself up.”

“I guess I better.” Eric pulled himself up on his knees. “But golly, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in prison. I knew I was breaking the law when I smuggled the damn thing in here, but I never thought—”

A third shell hit. Eric tumbled down, his chin smacking the floor. Plaster and rubble rained down on him, choking and blinding him. He fought his way up, grabbing hold of a jutting beam.

“Stop!” he shouted.

There was sudden silence.

“Are you willing to surrender?” the magnified voice boomed.

“Surrender,” the god murmured.

Eric’s mind raced desperately. “I—I have a deal. A compromise.” He thought fast, his brain in high gear. “I have a proposal.”

There was a long pause. “What’s the proposal?”

Eric stepped warily through the rubble to the edge of the shield. The shield was almost gone. Only a shimmering haze remained, through which the circle of atomic cannon was visible, the cannon and the robot police.

“Matson,” Eric gasped, getting his breath. “The toad. We’ll make the following deal. We’ll restore Matson to his original shape. We’ll return the non-Terrestrial to Ganymede. In return, you waive prosecution and I get my job back.”

“Absurd! My labs can easily restore Matson without your help.”

“Oh yeah? Ask Matson. He’ll tell you. If you don’t agree, Matson will be a toad for the next two hundred years—at least!”

A long silence followed. Eric could see figure moving back and forth, conferring behind the guns.

“All right,” Bradshaw’s voice came at last. “We agree. Drop the shield and come forward. I’ll send Jennings with the toad. No tricks, Blake!”

“No tricks.” Eric sagged with relief. “Come along,” he said to the, god, picking up the dented box. “Drop the shield and let’s get this over with. Those cannon make me nervous.”

The god relaxed. The shield—what was left of it— wavered and faded, blinking off.

“Here I come.” Eric advanced warily, the box in his hands. “Where’s Matson?”

Jennings came toward him. “I have him.” His curiosity overcame his suspicion. “This ought to be interesting. We should make a close study of all extra-dimensional life. Apparently they possess science much in advance of our own.”

Jennings squatted down, placing the small green toad carefully on the grass.

“There he is,” Eric said to his god.

“Is this close enough?” Pat asked icily.

“This is sufficient,” the god said. “This is exactly right.” It turned its single eye on the toad and made a few brief motions with its scaly claws.

A shimmer hovered over the toad. Extra-dimensional forces were at work, fingering and plucking at the toad molecules. Abruptly the toad twitched. For a second it shuddered, an insistent vibration lapped over it. Then—

Matson ballooned into existence, the familiar bean-pole figure, towering over Eric and Jennings and Pat.

“Lord,” Matson breathed shakily. He got out his handkerchief and wiped his face. “I’m glad that’s over. Wouldn’t want to go through that again.”

Jennings retreated hurriedly toward the circle of cannon. Matson turned and headed after him. Eric and his wife and god were suddenly alone in the center of the lawn.

“Hey!” Eric demanded, cold alarm plucking at him. “What is this? What the hell’s going on?”

“Sorry, Blake,” Bradshaw’s voice came. “It was essential to restore Matson. But we can’t alter the law. The law is above any man, even me. You’re under arrest.”

Robot police swarmed forward, grimly surrounding Eric and Pat. “You skunk,” Eric choked, struggling feebly.

Bradshaw came out from behind the cannon, hands in his pockets, grinning calmly. “Sorry, Blake. You should be out of jail in ten or fifteen years, though. Your job will be waiting for you—I promise. As for this extra-dimensional being, I’m quite interested in seeing it. I’ve heard of such things.” He peered toward the box. “I’m happy to take charge of it. Our labs will perform experiments and tests on it which will. ..”

Bradshaw’s words died. His face turned a sickly hue. His mouth opened and closed, but no sounds came.

From the box came a swelling, frenzied buzz of rage. “Nar Dolk! I knew I’d find you!”

Bradshaw retreated, trembling violently. “Why, of all persons. Tinokuknoi Arevulopapo! What are you doing on Terra?” He stumbled, half falling. “How did you, that is, after so long, how could—”

Then Bradshaw was running, scattering robot police in all directions, rushing wildly past the atomic cannon.

“Nar Dolk!” the god screamed, swelling with fury. “Scourge of the Seven Temples! Flotsam of Space! I knew you were on this miserable planet! Come back and take your punishment!”

The god burst upward, flashing into the air. It raced past Eric and Pat, growing as it flew. A sickening, nauseous wind, warm and damp, lapped at their faces, as the god gained speed.

Bradshaw—Nar Dolk—ran frantically. And as he ran he changed. Immense wings sprouted from him. Great leathery wings, beating the air in frantic haste. His body oozed and altered. Tentacles replaced legs. Scaly claws replaced arms. Gray hide rippled as he flew up, wings flapping noisily.

Tinokuknoi Arevulopapo struck. For a brief moment the two locked together, twisting and rolling in the air, wings and claws raking and flapping.

Then Nar Dolk broke away, fluttering up. A blazing flash, a pop, and he was gone.

For a moment Tinokuknoi Arevulopapo hovered in the air. The scaly head turned, the single eye glancing back and down at Eric and Pat. It nodded briefly. Then, with a curious shimmy, it vanished.

The sky was empty except for a few feathers and the dull stench of burning scales.

Eric was the first to speak. “Well,” he said. “So that’s why it wanted to come to Terra. I guess I was sort of exploited.” He grinned sheepishly. “The first Terran ever to be exploited.”

Matson gawked, still peering up. “They’re gone. Both of them. Back to their own dimension, I guess.”

A robot policeman plucked at Jennings’ sleeves. “Shall we arrest anyone, sir? With Mr. Bradshaw gone you are next in charge.”

Jennings glanced at Eric and Pat. “I suppose not. The evidence has departed. It seems somewhat silly, anyhow.” He shook his head. “Bradshaw. Imagine! And we worked for him for years. Damn strange business.”

Eric put his arm around his wife. He pulled her against him, hugging her tight. “I’m sorry, honey,” he said softly.

“Sorry?”

“Your present. It’s gone. I guess I’ll have to get you something else.”

Pat laughed, pressing against him. “That’s all right. I’ll let you in on a secret.”

“What?”

Pat kissed him, her lips warm against his cheek. “As a matter of fact—I’m just as glad.”

BREAKFAST AT TWILIGHT

“DAD?” Earl asked, hurrying out of the bathroom, “you going to drive us to school today?”

Tim McLean poured himself a second cup of coffee. “You kids can walk for a change. The car’s in the garage.”

Judy pouted. “It’s raining.”

“No it isn’t,” Virginia corrected her sister. She drew the shade back. “It’s all foggy, but it isn’t raining.”

“Let me look.” Mary McLean dried her hands and came over from the sink. “What an odd day. Is that fog? It looks more like smoke. I can’t make out a thing. What did the weather man say?”

“I couldn’t get anything on the radio,” Earl said. “Nothing but static.”

Tim stirred angrily. “That darn thing on the blink again? Seems like I just had it fixed.” He got up and moved sleepily over to the radio. He fiddled idly with the dials. The three children hurried back and forth, getting ready for school. “Strange,” Tim said.

“I’m going.” Earl opened the front door.

“Wait for your sisters,” Mary ordered absently.

“I’m ready,” Virginia said. “Do I look all right?”

“You look fine,” Mary said, kissing her.

“Ill call the radio repair place from the office,” Tim said.

He broke off. Earl stood at the kitchen door, pale and silent, his eyes wide with terror.

“What is it?”

“I—I came back.”

“What is it? Are you sick?”

“I can’t go to school.”

They stared at him. “What is wrong?” Tim grabbed his son’s arm. “Why can’t you go to school?”

“They—they won’t let me.”

“Who?”

“The soldiers.”

It came tumbling out with a rush. “They’re all over. Soldiers and guns. And they’re coming here.”

“Coming? Coming here?” Tim echoed, dazed.

“They’re coming here and they’re going to—” Earl broke off, terrified. From the front porch came the sound of heavy boots. A crash. Splintering wood. Voices.

“Good Lord,” Mary gasped. “What is it, Tim?”

Tim entered the living room, his heart laboring painfully. Three men stood inside the door. Men in gray-green uniforms, weighted with guns and complex tangles of equipment. Tubes and hoses. Meters on thick cords. Boxes and leather straps and antennas. Elaborate masks locked over their heads. Behind the masks Tim saw tired, whisker-stubbled faces, red-rimmed eyes that gazed at him in brutal displeasure.

One of the soldiers jerked up his gun, aiming at McLean’s middle. Tim peered at it dumbly. The gun. Long and thin. Like a needle. Attached to a coil of tubes.

“What in the name of—” he began, but the soldier cut him off savagely.

“Who are you?” His voice was harsh, guttural. “What are you doing here?” He pushed his mask aside. His skin was dirty. Cuts and pocks lined his sallow flesh. His teeth were broken and missing.

“Answer!” a second soldier demanded. “What are you doing here?”

“Show your blue card,” the third said. “Let’s see your Sector number.” His eyes strayed to the children and Mary standing mutely at the dining room door. His mouth fell open.

“A woman!”

The three soldiers gazed in disbelief.

“What the hell is this?” the first demanded. “How long has this woman been here?”