Read The Bloodline Feud (Merchant Princes Omnibus 1) Online
Authors: Charles Stross
‘Love it. Wait till I patent the business practice, “a method of making money by smuggling gold to another world and exchanging it for lost masterpieces”!’
‘You
dare
– ’ Miriam chuckled. ‘Although I’m not sure we’ll be able to extract anything like the full value of our profits that way. I’m not
even sure we want to – having a world to live in where we’re affluent and haven’t spent the past few decades developing a reputation as organized criminals would be no bad thing.
Anyway, back to business. How’s the patent search going?’
‘I’ve got about a dozen candidates for you,’ Paulie said briskly. ‘A couple of different types of electric motor that they may or may not have come up with. Flash boilers
for steam cars, assuming they don’t already have them. They didn’t sound too sophisticated but you never know. The desk stapler – did you see any? Good. I looked into the
proportional font stuff you asked for, but the Varityper mechanism is just amazingly complicated, it wouldn’t simply hatch out of nowhere. And the alkaline battery will take a big factory and
supplies of unusual metals to start making. The most promising option is still the disk brake and the asbestos/resin brake shoe. But I came up with another for you: the parachute.’
‘Parachute – ’ Miriam’s eyes widened. ‘I’ll need to go check if they’ve invented them. I know Leonardo drew one, but it wouldn’t have been stable.
Okay!’ She emptied the coffeepot into her and Paulette’s mugs, stirred in some sugar. ‘That’s great. How long until the cable guy is done?’
‘Oh, he’s already gone,’ Paulette said. ‘I get to plug the box in myself, don’t you know?’
‘Excellent.’ Miriam picked up her mug. ‘Then I can check my voice mail in peace.’
She wandered into the front office as Brill was leaving the shower, wrapped in towels and steaming slightly. A raw new socket clung to the wall just under the window. Miriam dropped heavily into
the chair behind the desk, noticing the aches of sleeping on a hard surface for the first time. She picked up her phone and punched in her code. Paulette intercepted Brill, asking her something as
she led her into the large back office they’d begun converting into a living room.
‘You have two messages,’
said the phone.
‘Yeah, yeah.’ Miriam punched a couple more buttons.
‘First message, received yesterday at eleven forty-two:
Miriam? Oh, Sky Father! Listen, are you alright? Phone me,
please
.’ It was Roland, and he didn’t sound
happy. ‘It’s urgent,’ he added, before the click of the call ending.
‘Second message, received yesterday at nine twelve:
Miriam, dear? It’s me.’
Ma,
she realized. There was a pause. ‘I know I haven’t been entirely
candid with you, and I want you to know that I bitterly regret it.’ Another, much longer pause and the sound of labored breathing. Miriam clutched the phone to her ear like a drowning woman.
‘I’ve . . . something unexpected has come up. I’ve got to go on a long journey. Miriam, I want you to understand that I
am
going to be all right. I know exactly what
I’m doing, and it’s something I should have done years ago. But it’s not fair to burden you with it. I’ll try to call you or leave messages, but you are
not
to come
around or try to follow me. I love you.’
Click.
‘Shit!’
Miriam threw the cell phone across the room in blind panic. She burst out of her chair and ran for the back room, grabbed her jacket and was halfway into her shoes
by the time Paulette stuck a curious head out of the day room door. ‘What’s going on?’
‘Something’s happened to Iris. I’m going to check on her.’
‘You can’t!’ Paulette stood up, alarmed.
‘Watch me.’
‘But it’s under – ’
‘Fuck the surveillance!’ She fumbled in her bag for the revolver. ‘If the Clan has decided to go after my mother I am going to kill someone.’
‘Miriam – ’ it was Brill – ‘Paulie and I can’t get away the way you can.’
‘So you’d better be discreet about the murder business,’ said Paulette. ‘Can you wait two minutes? I’ll drive.’
‘I – yes.’ Miriam forced herself to unclench her fists and take deep, steady breaths.
‘Good. Because if it
is
the Clan, then rushing in is exactly what they’ll expect you to do. And if it isn’t, if it’s the other guys, that’s what
they’ll expect you to do, too.’ She swallowed. ‘Bombs and all. Which is why
I’m
going with you. Got it?’
‘I – ’ Miriam forced herself to think. ‘Okay.’ She stood up. ‘Let’s go.’
They went.
*
Paulette cruised down Iris’s residential street twice, leaving a good five-minute interval before turning the rental car into the parking space at the side of her house.
‘Nothing obvious,’ she murmured. ‘You see anything, kid?’
‘Nothing,’ said Miriam.
Brill shook her head. ‘Autos all look alike to me,’ she admitted.
‘Great . . . Miriam, if you want to take the front door, I’m going to sit here with the engine running until you give the all-clear. Brill – ’
‘I’ll be good.’ She clutched a borrowed handbag to her chest, right hand buried in it, looking like a furtive sorority girl about to drop an unexpected present on a friend.
Miriam bailed out of the car and walked swiftly to Iris’s front door, noticing nothing wrong. There was no damage around the lock, no broken windows, nothing at all out of the usual for
the area. No lurking vans, either, when she glanced over her shoulder as she slipped the key into the front door and turned it left-handed, her other hand full.
The door bounced open and Miriam ducked inside rapidly, with Brill right behind her. The house was empty and cold – not freezing with the chill of a dead furnace, but as if the thermostat
had been turned down. Miriam’s feet scuffed on the carpet as she rapidly scanned each ground floor room through their open doors, finishing in Iris’s living room –
No wheelchair. The side table neatly folded and put away. Dead flowers on the mantelpiece.
Back in the hall Miriam held up a finger, then dashed up the stairs, kicking open door after door – the master bedroom, spare bedroom, box room, and bathroom.
‘Nothing,’
she called, panting. In the spare bedroom she pulled down the hatch into the attic, yanked the ladder down – but there was no way Iris could have gotten up
there under her own power. She scrambled up the ladder all the same, casting about desperately in the dusty twilight. ‘She’s
not here
.’
Down in the ground floor hallway she caught up with Paulette, looking grave. ‘Brill said Iris is gone?’
Miriam nodded, unable to speak. It felt like an act of desecration, too monstrous to talk about. She leaned against the side of the staircase, taking shallow breaths. ‘I’ve lost
her.’ She shut her eyes.
‘Over here!’ It was Brill, in the kitchen.
‘What is it – ’
They found Brill inspecting a patch of floor, just inside the back door. ‘Look,’ she said, pointing.
The floor was wooden, varnished and worn smooth in places. The stains, however, were new. Something dark had spilled across the back doorstep. Someone had mopped it up but they hadn’t done
a very good job, and the stain had worked into the grain of the wood.
‘Outside. Check the garbage.’ Miriam fumbled with the lock then got the door open. ‘Come on!’ She threw herself at the Dumpsters in the backyard, terrified of what she
might find in them. The bins were huge, shared with the houses to either side, and probably not emptied since the last snowfall. The snow was almost a foot deep on top of the nearest Dumpster. It
took her half a minute to clear enough away to lift the lid and look inside.
A dead man stared back at her, his face blue and his eyes frozen in an expression of surprise. She dropped the lid.
‘What is it?’ asked Paulette.
‘Not Iris.’ Miriam leaned against the wall, taking deep breaths, her head spinning.
Who can he be?
‘Check. The other bins.’
‘Other bins, okay.’ Paulette gingerly lifted the lids, one by one – but none of them contained anything worse than a pile of full garbage bags which, when torn, proved to
contain kitchen refuse. ‘She’s not here, Miriam.’
‘Oh god.’
‘What now?’ asked Paulie, head cocked as if listening for the sound of sirens.
‘I take another look while you and Brill keep an eye open for strangers.’ Steeling herself, Miriam lifted the lid on the bin’s gruesome contents. She reached out and touched
her hand to an ice-cold cheek. ‘He’s been dead for at least twelve hours, more likely over twenty-four.’ A mass of icy black stuff in front of the body proved to be Iris’s
dish towels, bulked up by more frozen blood than Miriam could have imagined. She gingerly shoved them aside, until she saw where the blood had come from. ‘There’s massive trauma to the
upper thorax, about six inches below the neck. Jesus, it looks like a shotgun wound. I saw a couple in the ER, way back when. Um . . . sawed-off, by the size of the entry wound, either that or he
was shot from more than twenty yards away, which would have had to happen outdoors, meaning witnesses. His chest is really torn up, he’d have died instantly.’ She dropped the wadding
back in front of the body. He was, she noted distantly, wearing black overalls and a black ski mask pulled up over his scalp like a cap. Clean-shaven, about twenty years old, of military
appearance. Like a cop or a soldier – or a Clan enforcer.
She turned around and looked at the back door. Something was wrong with it; it took almost a minute of staring before she realized –
‘They replaced the door,’ she said. ‘They replaced the fucking door!’
‘Let’s go,’ Paulette said nervously. ‘Like right now? Anywhere, as long as it’s away? This is giving me the creeps.’
‘Just a minute.’ Miriam dropped the Dumpster lid shut and went back inside the house.
Iris phoned me when the shit hit the fan,
she realized.
She was still alive and
free, but she had to leave. To go underground, like in the sixties. When the FBI bugged her phone.
Miriam leaned over Iris’s favorite chair, in the morning room. She swept her hand
around the crack behind the cushion; nothing. ‘No messages?’ She looked up, scanning the room. The mantelpiece: dead flowers, some cards . . . birthday cards. One of them said 32 TODAY.
She walked toward it slowly, then picked it up, unbelieving. Her eyes clouded with tears as she opened it. The inscription inside it was written in Iris’s jagged, half-illiterate scrawl.
Thanks for the memories of treasure hunts, and the green party shoes
, it said.
‘Green party shoes?’
Miriam dashed upstairs, into Iris’s bedroom. Opening her mother’s wardrobe she smelled mothballs, saw row upon row of clothes hanging over a vast mound of shoes – a pair of
green high-heeled pumps near the front, pushed together. She picked them up, probed inside, and felt a wad of paper filling the toes of the right shoe.
She pulled it out, feeling it crackle – elderly paper, damaged by the passage of time. A tabloid newspaper page, folded tight. She ran downstairs to where Brill was waiting impatiently in
the hall. ‘I got it,’ she called.
‘Got what?’ Brill asked, her voice incurious.
‘I don’t know.’ Miriam frowned as she locked the door, then they were in the back of the car and Paulie was pulling away hastily, fish-tailing slightly on the icy road.
‘When your mother phoned you,’ Paulie said edgily, ‘what did she say? Daughter, I’ve killed someone? Or, your wicked family has come to kidnap me, oh la! What is to
become of me?’
‘She said.’ Miriam shut her eyes. ‘She hadn’t been entirely honest with me. Something had come up, and she had to go on a journey.’
‘Someone died,’ said Brill. ‘Someone standing either just outside the back door or just inside it, in the doorway. Someone shot them with a blunderbuss.’ She was making a
singsong out of it, in a way that really got on Miriam’s nerves.
Stress,
she thought.
Brill had never seen a murder before last week. Now she’s seen a couple in one go,
hasn’t she?
‘So someone stuffed the victim in a barrel for Iris, went out and ordered a new door. Angbard’s men will have been watching her departure. Probably followed her.
Why don’t you call him and ask about it?’
‘I will. Once we’ve returned this car and rented a replacement from another hire shop.’ She glanced at Brill. ‘Keep a lookout and tell me if you see any cars that seem to
be following us.’
Miriam unfolded the paper carefully. It was, she saw, about the same fateful day as the first Xeroxed news report in the green and pink shoebox. But this was genuine newsprint, not a copy, a
snapshot from the time itself. Most of it was inconsequential, but there was a story buried halfway down page two that caught her attention, about a young mother and baby found in a city park, the
mother suffering a stab wound in the lower back. She’d been wearing hippy-style clothes and was unable to explain her condition, apparently confused or intoxicated. The police escorted her to
a hospital with the child, and the writer proceeded to editorialize on the evils of unconventional lifestyles and the effects of domestic violence in a positively Hogarthian manner.
No,
Miriam thought,
they must have gotten it wrong. She was murdered, Ma told me! Not taken into hospital with a stab wound!
She shook her head, bewildered. ‘I’ll do that. But
first I need some stuff from my house,’ she said. ‘I’m not sure I dare go there.’
‘What stuff?’ asked Paulie. Miriam could see her fingers white against the rim of the steering wheel.
‘Papers.’ She paused, weighing up the relative merits of peace of mind and a shotgun wound to the chest. ‘Damn it,’ she said shortly. ‘I need to go home. I need
five minutes there. Paulie, take me home.’
‘Is that really smart?’ asked Paulette, knuckles tightening on the steering wheel.
‘No. It’s really
not
smart. But I need to grab some stuff, the disk with all your research on it. I’ll be about thirty seconds. We can ditch the car immediately
afterwards. You willing to wait?’
‘Didn’t you say they’d staked you out?’