Read The Bloodline Feud (Merchant Princes Omnibus 1) Online
Authors: Charles Stross
It was, she had discovered, a surprisingly effective tactic. The manners were different, the glitz distracting, and the products and press releases took a radically dissimilar form – but
the structure was the same. At a trade show she was used to stalking up to a stand where some bored men and women were waiting to fall upon visitors and tell them their business plans and their
life stories. She’d had no idea what happened at a royal court event, but evidently a lot of provincial nobility turned up in hope of impressing all and sundry and carving out a niche as
providers of this or that – and they were as much in search of an audience with a bright smile and a notepad as any marketing executive, did they but know it.
‘What are you doing, mistress?’ Brilliana asked during one gap in the proceedings.
‘I’m learning, Brill. Observe and take notes!’
She was nodding periodically and looking serious, as Lord Something of This told her about Earl Other of That’s infringement upon his historically recognized deer forest in pursuit of coal
in the Netherwold Mountains down the coast, when she became aware of a growing silence around her. As Lord Something ran down, she turned her head and saw a posse advancing on her, led by a dowager
of fearsomely haughty aspect, perhaps eighty years old but as dry as a mummy, with curiously drooping eyelids, two noble ladies to either side, and a train borne by no less than three pages
astern.
‘Ah,’ said the dowager. ‘And this is the Countess Thorold Hjorth I have heard so much about?’ she asked the younger of her two companions, who nodded, avoiding
Miriam’s eyes. Miriam turned and smiled pleasantly. ‘Whom do I have the honor of addressing?’ she asked.
Where’s Brill?
she wondered.
Dammit, why did she have
to wander off right now?
The dowager was exuding the kind of chill Miriam associated with cryogenic refrigerants. Or maybe her venom glands were acting up. Miriam smiled wider, trying to look
innocent and friendly.
‘This is the Dowager Grand Duchess Hildegarde Thorold Hjorth, first of the Thorold line, last of the Thorold Hjorth braid,’ announced the one who’d spoken to the dowager.
Oh
. Miriam dipped as she’d been taught. ‘I’m honored to meet you,’ she said.
‘So you should be.’ Miriam nearly let her smile slip at that, the first words the duchess had spoken to her. ‘Without my approval, you wouldn’t be here.’
‘Oh, really?’ Her smile became fixed. ‘Well, then I am duly grateful to you.’
Brilliana! Why now? Who is this dragon?
‘Of course.’ The dowager’s expression finally relaxed from intense disapproval into full-on contempt. ‘I felt the need to inspect the pretender for myself.’
Pretender
? ‘Explain yourself,’ Miriam demanded. There must have been something frightening about her expression: One of the ladies-in-waiting took a step backward and the
other raised a hand to her mouth. ‘Pretender to what?’
‘Why, to the title you assume with so little preparation and polish, and manners utterly unfitted to the role. A mere commoner from the mummer’s stand, jumped up and gussied up by
Cousin Lofstrom to stake his claim.’ The dowager’s look of fierce indignation reminded Miriam of a captive eagle she’d once seen in a zoo. ‘A pauper, dependent on the
goodwill and support of others. If you were who you claim to be, you would be of substance.’ Duchess Hildegarde Thorold Hjorth made a little flicking motion, consigning her to the vacuum of
social obscurity. ‘Come, my – ’
‘Now you wait right here!’ Miriam took a step forward, right into the dowager’s path. ‘I am not an impostor,’ she said, her voice pitched low and even. ‘I am
who I am, and if I am not here happily and of my own free will, I will not be spoken to with contempt.’
‘Then how will you be spoken to?’ asked the duchess, treating her to a little acid smile that showed how highly she rated Miriam in this company.
‘With the respect due my station,’ Miriam threw at her, ‘or not at all.’
The dowager raised one hooded eyebrow. ‘Your station is a matter of debate, child, but not for you – and it is a debate that will be settled at Beltaigne, when I shall take great
pleasure in ensuring that it is brought before the Clan council and given the consideration it deserves. And you might wish to give some thought to the matter of your competence, even if your
identity is upheld.’ The little smile was back, dripping venom: ‘If you joust with the elite, do not be surprised when you are unhorsed.’ She turned and walked away, leaving
Miriam gaping and angry.
She was just beginning to realize she’d been outmaneuvered when Brilliana appeared at her elbow. ‘Why didn’t you warn me?’ she hissed. ‘Who is that poisonous
bitch?’
Brilliana looked astonished. ‘But I thought you knew! That was your grandmother.’
‘Oh. Oh.’ Miriam clapped a hand to her mouth. ‘I have a grandmother?’
‘Yes and a – ’ Brilliana stopped. ‘You didn’t know,’ she said slowly.
‘No,’ Miriam said, looking at her sharply.
‘Everyone says you’ve got the family temper,’ Brill let slip, then looked shocked.
‘You mean, like – that?’ Miriam looked at her, aghast.
‘Hmm.’ Brill clammed up, her face as straight as a gambler with an inside flush.
‘Oh look,’ she said, glancing behind Miriam. ‘Isn’t that – ’
Miriam glanced around, then turned, startled. ‘I wasn’t expecting to see you here,’ she said, trying to pull herself together in the aftermath of the duchess’s
attack.
The duke’s keeper of secrets nodded. ‘Neither was I, until yesterday,’ he said. He looked her up and down. ‘You appear to be settling in here.’
‘I am.’ Miriam paused, unsure how to continue. Matthias looked just as intimidating in Niejwein court finery as he had in a business suit. It was like having a tank take a pointed
interest in her. ‘And yourself? Are you doing all right?’
‘Well enough.’ Matthias noticed Brilliana. ‘You. Please leave us, we have important matters to discuss.’
‘Humph.’
Brill turned and was about to leave. ‘Do we?’ Miriam asked, pointedly. ‘I rather think we can talk in front of my lady-in-waiting.’
‘No, we can’t.’ Matthias smiled thinly. ‘Go away, I said.’ He gestured toward the wall, where secluded window bays, curtain-lined against the cold, provided less
risk of being overhead. ‘Please come with me.’
Miriam followed him reluctantly.
If they ever make a movie about the Clan, they’ll have to hire Schwarzenegger to play this guy
, she decided.
But Arnie has a sense of
humor.
‘What is there to talk about?’ she asked quietly.
‘Your uncle charged me to deliver this to you.’ Matthias held out a small wooden tube, like a miniature poster holder.
‘For the king, a sworn affidavit testifying to your identity.’ His expression was unreadable. ‘I am to introduce you to his majesty on behalf of my master.’
‘I, uh, see.’ Miriam took the tube. ‘Any other messages?’
‘Security.’ Matthias shook his head. ‘It’s not so good here. I gather that Baron Hjorth assigned you no guards? That’s bad. I’ll deal with it myself in the
morning.’ He leaned over her like a statue.
‘Um.’ Miriam looked up at him. ‘Is that all?’
‘No.’ His cheek twitched. ‘I have some questions for you.’
‘Well, ask away.’ Miriam glanced around, increasingly uncomfortable with the way Matthias had corralled her away from the crowd. ‘What about?’
‘Your upbringing. This is important because it may help me identify who is trying to kill you. You were adopted, I believe?’
‘Yes.’ Miriam shrugged. ‘My parents – I was in care, the woman I was found with was dead, stabbed, a Jane Doe. So when Morris and Iris went looking for a child to adopt,
I was around.’
‘I see.’ Matthias’s tone was neutral. ‘Was your home ever burgled when you were a child? Did anyone ever attack your parents?’
‘My – no, no burglaries.’ Miriam shook her head. ‘No attacks. My father’s death, that was a hit-and-run driver. But they caught him; he was just a drunk. Random
chance.’
‘Random chance?’ Matthias sniffed. ‘Do not underestimate random chance.’
‘I don’t,’ she said tensely. ‘Listen, why the third degree?’
‘I take a personal interest in all threats to Clan security.’
‘Bullshit. You’re secretary to the duke. And a member of the outer families, I believe?’ She looked up at him. ‘That puts a glass ceiling right over your head,
doesn’t it? You sit in Fort Lofstrom like a spider, pulling strings, and you run things in Boston when the duke is elsewhere, but only by proxy. Don’t you? So what’s in it for
you?’
‘You are mistaken.’ Matthias’s eyes glinted by candlelight. ‘To get here, I left the duke’s side this morning.’
‘Oh, I get it. Someone gave you a lift across and you caught the train.’
‘Yes.’ Matthias nodded. ‘And there is something else you should understand, your ladyship. I am not of high birth. Or rather, but for an accident of heredity . . . but like
many of my relatives I have reached an accommodation with the Clan.’ He took her arm. ‘I know a little about your history. Not everyone who lives here is entirely happy with the status
quo, the way the Clan council is run. You have a history of digging – ’
‘Let go of my wrist,’ Miriam said quietly.
‘Certainly.’ Matthias dropped his grip. ‘Please accept my apologies. I did not intend to give offence.’
Miriam paused for a moment. ‘Accepted.’
‘Very well.’ Matthias glanced away. ‘Would you care to hear some advice, my lady?’
‘It depends,’ she said, trying to sound noncommittal, trying to stay in control.
First a hostile grandmother, now what . . . ?
She felt slightly dizzy, punch-drunk from too
much information, much of it unwelcome. ‘In what spirit is the advice offered?’
Matthias’s face was as stiff and controlled as a mask. ‘In a spirit of friendly solicitude and perfect altruism,’ he murmured.
She shrugged uncomfortably. ‘Well, then, I suppose I should take it in the manner in which it is intended.’
Matthias lowered his voice. ‘The Clan has many secrets, as you have probably realized, and there are things here that you should avoid showing a conspicuous interest in. In particular, the
alignment of inner members, those who vote within the council, could be vulnerable to disturbance if certain proxies were realigned. You should be careful of embarrassments; the private is public,
and you never know what seeming accidents may be taken by your enemies as proof of your incompetence. I say this as a friend: You would do well to find a protector – or a faction to embrace
– before you become a target for the fears of every conspirator.’
‘Do you know who’s threatening me? Are
you
threatening me?’ she asked.
‘No and no. I am simply attempting to educate you. There are more factions here than anyone will admit to.’ He shook his head. ‘I will visit you tomorrow and see to your guards
– if that meets with your approval. I can provide you with a degree of protection if you choose to accept it. Do you?’
‘Maybe. We’ll see.’ Miriam backed away from him, trying to cover her confusion. She retreated back into the flood of light shed by the enormous chandeliers overhead, back
toward the torrent of faces babbling in their endless arrogant status games and power plays, just as Brilliana came hurrying up to her. ‘You have a summons!’ Brill said hastily.
‘His royal highness would like you to present before him.’
‘Present what, exactly? My hitherto-undiscovered family tree, a miracle of fratricidal squabbles and – ’
‘No, your credentials.’ Brilliana frowned. ‘He gave them to you?’
Miriam held up the small scroll and examined the seal. It was similar to the one Olga had shown her, but different in detail.
‘Yes,’ she said, finally.
‘Was that all he wanted?’ Brilliana asked.
‘No.’ Miriam shook her head. ‘Time for that later. You’d better take me to his majesty.’
The royal party held their space in another window bay backed by curtains and shutters. All the cloth didn’t completely block the chill that exuded from the stonework. Miriam approached
the king as she’d been shown, Brilliana – and a Kara she’d found somewhere – in tow, and made the deepest curtsey she could manage.
‘Rise,’ said His High Majesty, Alexis Nicholau III. ‘I believe we have met? Two nights ago?’
He smelled of stale wine and old sweat. ‘Yes, your majesty.’ She offered her scroll to him. ‘This is for you.’
He cracked the seal with a shaky hand, unrolled it, then nodded to himself and handed it to a page. ‘Well, if you’re good enough for Angbard, you’re good enough for
me.’
‘Um. Your majesty?’
He waved vaguely at the curtains. ‘Angbard says you’ll do, and what he says has a habit of sticking.’ One of the two princes sidled up behind him, trailing a couple of
attendants. ‘So I’ve got m’self a new countess.’
‘It would appear so, your majesty.’
‘You’re his heir,’ said the king, relishing the last word.
Miriam’s jaw dropped. ‘M-majesty?’
‘Well, he says so,’ said King Alexis. ‘Says so right there.’ He stabbed a finger at the page who held the parchment. ‘’N’ who d’you think really
runs this place?’
‘Excuse me, please? He hadn’t told me.’
‘Well, I’m telling you,’ said the king. The prince – was it Creon or Egon? She couldn’t tell them apart yet – leaned over his majesty’s shoulder and
stared at her frankly. ‘Doesn’t matter much.’ The king sniffed. ‘You won’t fill that man’s shoes, girl. The man you marry might, though. If you both live long
enough.’
‘I see,’ she said. The prince was clearly in his twenties, had long dark hair, an embroidered gold blouse, and a knife at his belt that looked to be a solid mass of gemstones. He
regarded her with an expression of slack-jawed vacancy.
What is this?
Miriam wondered with growing fear.
They’re trying to set me up!
‘There’s one way of seeing to that,’ the king added. ‘I believe you’ve not been introduced to my son Creon?’
‘Delighted, absolutely delighted!’ Miriam tried to smile at him. Creon nodded back at her happily.
‘Creon is long past an age to marry,’ the king said thoughtfully. ‘Of course, whoever he took to wife would be a royal princess, you realize?’ He looked down his nose at
her. ‘Anyone who would be pledged to a royal household would need a very special dowry – ’ his glance was dark and full of veiled significance – ‘but I believe
Angbard’s relatives might find the price affordable. And the prince would benefit from the intelligent self-interest of an understanding wife.’