The Beat Goes On: The Complete Rebus Stories (Rebus Collection) (48 page)

Rebus didn’t like to say, but he got the feeling Ted had a few of those each week.

They hit a couple of bars, talking music, bands from the ‘old days’. Hanson had a fund of stories. He’d started the shop with stock ransacked from his own collection.

‘And my flat still looks like a vinyl museum.’

‘I’d like to see that,’ Rebus said with a smile. So they jumped in a taxi, heading for Hillhead. Rebus called Jean on his mobile, said he might be late getting back to Edinburgh. She sounded tired and unbothered. Hanson’s Victorian tenement flat was as promised. Albums lay slumped against every wall. Boxes of them sat on tables, singles spilling from home-made shelves that had warped under the weight.

‘A little piece of heaven,’ Rebus said.

‘Try telling that to my ex-wife.’ Hanson handed him a can of beer.

They spent a couple of hours on the sofa, staring into the space between the loudspeakers and listening to a shared musical heritage. Finally, Rebus plucked up the courage to ask about Jake Wheeler.

‘You must have been gutted when he walked out.’

‘He had his reasons.’

‘What were they?’

Hanson offered a shrug. ‘Come to think of it, he never said.’

‘There were rumours about drugs …’

‘Rock stars and drugs? Surely not.’

‘A good way to meet some very bad people.’ Rebus knew of these rumours too: gangsters, dealers. But Hanson just shrugged again.

‘He never resurfaced?’ Rebus asked.

Hanson shook his head. Then he smiled. ‘You said you had a couple of our albums, John …’ He sprang to his feet, rummaged in a box by the door. ‘Bet this isn’t one of them.’ He held out the album to Rebus.

‘I did own it once upon a time,’ Rebus mused, recognising the cover.
The Oldest Tree,
recorded by the remaining trio after Wheeler had walked out. ‘Lost it at a party, week after I’d bought it.’ Examining the cover – swirly late-hippy pencil drawings of dells and hills, a broad oak tree at the centre – Rebus remembered something. ‘You drew this?’

Hanson nodded. ‘I had more than a few pretensions back then.’

‘It’s good.’ Rebus studied the drawing. ‘I mean it.’

Hanson sat down again. ‘Back at the shop, you said you were after something special. Could this be it?’

Rebus smiled. ‘Could be. How much do you want?’

‘Compliments of the season.’

Rebus raised an eyebrow. ‘I couldn’t …’

‘Yes you could. It’s not like it’s worth anything.’

‘Well, OK then, thanks. Maybe I can do you a favour some day in return.’

‘How’s that then?’

Rebus had lifted a business card out of his wallet. He handed it over. ‘I’m in
CID
, Ted. Never know when you might need a friend …’

Studying the record sleeve again, Rebus failed to notice the look of fear and panic that flitted across his new friend’s face.

Sunday morning, Neil Bryant woke up and knew something was wrong. He was the stockier of the two men who’d spent much of the previous evening chasing an overweight, unfit Santa to his death. He was also supposed to be the brains of the outfit, which was why he was so annoyed. He was annoyed because he’d asked Malky Bunker – his tall, skinny partner in crime – to wake him up. It was past ten, and still no sign of Malky. So much for his dawn wake-up call. He phoned Malky and gave him a good roasting.

Twenty minutes later, the
BMW
pulled up at Bryant’s door. Malky’s hair was tousled, face creased from sleep. He was yawning.

‘You got rid of the deceased?’ Bryant asked. Malky nodded. Good enough: the fewer details Bryant knew, the better. They drove out of Glasgow, heading east and south. Different route from last night, and a map neither of them knew how to read.

‘Be easier if we drove into Edinburgh and out again,’ Malky suggested.

‘We’re late as it is,’ Bryant snapped. The thing was, as you headed towards the Border country, it all started to look the same. Plenty of forests and crossroads. It was early afternoon before they started to recognise a few landmarks. Passing a couple of flatbed trucks, Bryant sensed they were getting warm.

‘Working on a Sunday,’ Malky commented, glancing out at another truck.

‘Run-up to Christmas,’ Bryant explained. Then his heart sank as he saw what the trucks were carrying.

‘This has got to be it,’ Malky was saying.

‘Aye,’ Bryant agreed, voice toneless.

Malky was parking the car, only now realising that the forest they’d run through the previous night was not a forest. It had been denuded by chainsaws, half its trees missing. Not a forest: a plantation. A fresh consignment of Christmas firs, heading north to Edinburgh.

The two men looked at one another, then sprinted from the car. There were still trees left, plenty of them. Maybe, if they were lucky … maybe Santa’s tree would still be there.

Two hours and countless arguments later, they were back in the car, heater going full blast. The foreman had threatened to call the police. They’d threatened violence if he did.

‘They’re all the same,’ he’d shouted, meaning the trees.

‘Just call us particular,’ Bryant had snarled back.

‘What are we going to do?’ Malky asked now. ‘We go back there without the necklace, our goose is well and truly stuffed.’

Bryant looked at him, then got out of the car, marching towards the nervous-looking foreman.

‘Where are they headed?’ he demanded.

‘The trees?’ The foreman watched Bryant nod. ‘Edinburgh,’ he said.

‘Where in Edinburgh?’

‘All over.’ The foreman shrugged. ‘Probably be sold within the day.’

‘Addresses,’ Bryant said, his face inches away from the older man’s. ‘I need addresses.’

Rebus and Jean ate Sunday lunch at a hotel in Portobello, surrounded by families pulling crackers and wearing lopsided paper crowns.

‘Basic training for the big day,’ Rebus commented, excusing himself from the table as his mobile started ringing. It was his boss, Detective Chief Superintendent Gill Templer.

‘Enjoying a lazy Sunday?’ she enquired.

‘Up until now.’

‘We’re looking at fences, John.’ Meaning people who might be able to shift an item as hot as the necklace. ‘You know Sash Hooper, don’t you? Wondered if you might pay him a visit.’

‘Today?’

‘Sooner the better.’

Rebus glanced back in Jean’s direction. She was stirring her coffee, no room for dessert. Rebus had promised to go and buy a Christmas tree.

‘Fine,’ he said into the mouthpiece. ‘So where can I find Sash?’

‘Skating on thin ice, as usual,’ Gill Templer said.

Ever the entrepreneur, Sash – real name Sacha, courtesy of a mother with a thing for French crooners – had opened an outdoor skating rink on Leith Links.

‘Just trying to make an honest dollar,’ he told Rebus, as they walked around the rinks perimeter. ‘Licences in place and everything.’ He watched two teenagers as they shuffled across the slushy ice, the rink’s only customers. Then he stared accusingly at the sun, cursing its liquefying powers. Music blared from a faulty loudspeaker: Abba, ‘
Dancing Queen’.

‘No interest in stolen antiquities, then?’

‘All in the past, Mr Rebus.’ Hooper was a big man, with clenched fists. What was left of his hair was jet black, tightly curled. His thick moustache was black too. He wore sunglasses, through which Rebus could just make out his small, greedy eyes.

‘And if someone came to you with an offer …’

‘The three wise men could knock on my door tonight, Mr Rebus,
and I’d give them the brush-off.’ Hooper shrugged a show of innocence.

Rebus looked all around. ‘Not rushed off your feet, are you?’

‘The day’s young. Besides, Kiddie Wonderland’s doing all right.’ He nodded at the double-decker bus decorated with fake snow and tinsel. Mums and young children were lining up for entry. Rebus had passed the bus when he’d first arrived. It promised ‘A visit you’ll never forget – one gift per child.’ ‘Santa’s
grotto on wheels,’
had been Hooper’s explanation, rubbing his hands together. The interior looked to have been decorated with white cotton and sheets of coloured crêpe paper. The queuing parents appeared dubious, but Kiddie Wonderland was the only show in Leith. Still, to Rebus’s mind, there was something missing.

‘No Santa,’ he said, nodding towards the bus.

‘Soon as you’re gone there will be.’ Hooper patted his own stomach.

Rebus stared at him. ‘You realise some of these kids could be traumatised for life?’ Hooper didn’t reply. ‘Let me know if Christmas brings you anything nice, Sash.’

Hooper was rehearsing his
ho, ho, ho
s as Rebus walked back to the car.

He knew that there was a place off Dalkeith Road that sold Christmas trees. It was a derelict builders’ yard, empty all year round except for the run-up to 25 December. When he arrived, two men were doing a good impression of taking the place apart, studying each tree before dismissing it, while the proprietor watched bemused, arms folded. One of the men shook his head at the other, and the pair stormed out.

‘I got a call half an hour back,’ the proprietor told Rebus. ‘They did the same thing to a friend of mine.’

‘Takes all sorts,’ Rebus said. But he watched the men get into their rusty
BMW
and drive off. The elder and shorter of the two – his face was familiar. Rebus frowned in concentration, bought the first five-foot fir offered to him, and took it out to his car. It stretched from boot to passenger seat. He still couldn’t put a name to the face, and it bothered him all the way to St Leonards police station, where he made his report to Gill Templer.

‘Could do with clearing this one up, John,’ she said.

Rebus nodded. She would have the brass on her back, because the First Minister was on theirs.

‘We can but try, Gill,’ he offered, making to leave. He was driving out of the car park when he saw a face he recognised, and this
time the name came easily. It was Ted Hanson. Rebus stopped and wound down his window. ‘This is a surprise, Ted.’

‘I was in town, thought I’d look you up.’ Hanson looked cold.

‘How did you find me?’

‘Asked a policeman,’ Hanson said with a smile. ‘Any chance of a cuppa?’

They were only five minutes from Rebus’s tenement flat. He made two mugs of instant coffee while Hanson flicked through his record collection.

‘A pale imitation of yours, Ted,’ Rebus apologised.

‘A lot of the same albums.’ Hanson waved a copy of Wishbone Ash’s
Argus.
‘Great cover.’

‘It’s not the same with CDs, is it?’

Hanson wrinkled his nose. ‘Nothing like.’

Rebus handed over the coffee and sat down. ‘What are you doing here, Ted?’ he asked.

‘Just wanted to get out of the shop – out of Glasgow.’ Hanson blew across the surface of the mug, then took a sip. ‘Sorry, John. Got any sugar?’

‘I’ll fetch some.’ Rebus got to his feet again.

‘Mind if I use your loo meantime?’

‘Be my guest.’ Rebus pointed the way, then retreated to the kitchen. Music was playing in the living room: the Incredible String Band. Rebus returned and placed the sugar beside Hanson’s mug. Something was going on. He had a few questions for his new friend. After a couple of minutes, he walked back into the hall, knocked on the bathroom door. No answer. He turned the handle. There was no one inside. Ted Hanson had done a runner.

‘Curiouser and curiouser,’ Rebus muttered to himself. He looked down on to the street from his living room window: no sign of anyone. Then he stared at his record collection. It took him a couple of minutes to work out what was missing.

The last Parachute Game album, the one Hanson himself had given him. Rebus sat in his chair, thinking hard. Then he called Jean.

‘Not found a tree yet?’ she asked.

‘It’s on its way, Jean. Could you do me a favour?’

‘What?’

‘Something I’d like for Christmas …’

Christmas itself was fine. He’d no complaints about Christmas. There was the slow run-up to Hogmanay, Gill Templer growing less festive as the necklace failed to turn up. New Year’s Day, Rebus nursed his accessory of choice: a thumping head. He managed to forgo any resolutions, apart from the usual one to stop drinking.

His Christmas present finally arrived on 4 January, having been posted in Austin, Texas, on 24 December. Jean handed it over, having taken the trouble to wrap it in second-hand paper.

‘You shouldn’t have,’ he said. Then he kissed her, and took the album home for a listen. The lyrics were on the inside of the gatefold sleeve. The songs tended to the elegiac, each seeming to refer to Jake Wheeler. Ted Hanson had taken over vocal duties, and though he didn’t make too bad a fist of it, Rebus could see why the band had folded. Without Wheeler, there was something missing, something irreplaceable. Listening to the title track, Rebus studied the drawing on the front of the sleeve – Ted Hanson’s drawing. An old oak tree with the initials JW carved on it, enclosed in a heart, pierced by an arrow that wasn’t quite an arrow. Holding the sleeve to the light, Rebus saw that it was a syringe.