Read The Barbary Pirates Online
Authors: William Dietrich
“Where?”
“Cuvier, unlock a back door or tie the altar cloth to a high window to make it look like we’ve fled. Then we’ll secrete ourselves in the sarcophagus, and once they’ve run on by, we’ll escape by running the other way. It’s quite brilliant, really.”
“You want to get in a tomb and close the lid?”
“Just for a moment, to confuse them. Do you have a better idea?”
There was a crash as the bar of the church door cracked through and splintered timbers heaved inward. We could see a boiling mass of men, some turbaned and some not, the glint of steel, and the flame of torches.
“There’s no time!”
“Yes there is!” cried Fulton. “Ethan, take up that candle stand there!” He was steady as a fireman as he aimed one of the pipes of his instrument at the disintegrating door, and I noticed he’d screwed on a tubular extension extending it three more feet. “Even a wolf learns not to touch a hot stove.” There was a technical grimness about him, a willingness to put deviltry to practical use, if it were for a good cause—or self-preservation.
The bar finally burst entirely, the doors flying wide. Hooded, caped men like the crew we’d encountered in Venice pushed into the narthex of the church.
“Now!” Fulton cried. “Hold the candle flame near the tip of my tube!”
He squeezed his bag and instead of song, a jet of mist sprayed from his new nozzle. When I held the candle stand to put a flame into the stream, it ignited into a cone of fire that reached out like dragon’s breath. There was a whoosh as the flame flared out, licking at the broken door and igniting some of the Egyptian Rite minions pushing through.
Men screamed, capes catching fire.
Fulton aimed his pipe like a fire hose and that’s what, I suppose, I should call it, since fire came from its tip instead of water. The bag shot liquid fire thirty feet, igniting the door, its frame, and several attackers. The mob heaved back in terror and confusion and collapsed into a tangle, companions beating at the flames. A preview for the wicked, I thought grimly. The fiery door temporarily protected us with a shield of flame and smoke. Shots came through the murk, bullets pinging.
“Back into the nave!” the inventor cried. He carried the bag with him.
We retreated to the main room of the church and slammed that door, piling psaltery chairs against it. Then we ran for the sanctuary. Cuvier had already sprung a side entrance as if we’d fled that way, and now we slammed shut the sanctuary gates, shoved the heavy sarcophagus lid to make a wider opening, and piled inside, dragging our weapons with us.
“What about air?” the French savant asked.
“Judging from my experience with my submarine, we have at least half an hour,” Fulton replied. “If they’re not gone, we’ll have to come out and surrender. But Ethan’s idiotic scheme is our only chance.”
It was stuffed as a sausage inside, but the tomb was far bigger than the one I’d found in the City of Ghosts near the Holy Land—more the size of a horizontal closet than a coffin. We wrestled the heavy lid back over us, centering it as best we could, and cast ourselves into complete darkness. Then we waited, hoping they’d run by.
Dim sounds through the stone.
A crash—the nave door being forced opened. The faint sound of shouts and outrage. A closer clang from the sanctuary gate forced open, the pounding of boots on the floor, and then a rush as the side door was found opened.
Silence.
Had it worked?
“There could be more who are waiting,” I whispered. “Let’s give it several minutes.”
So we lay half atop each other, sweating, our weapons clenched, our breath hot and close. I was ready to have a peek when we heard more sounds, and froze. There was talking that came to us as the faintest murmur, and then an odd rattle.
“Sounds like chain,” Cuvier whispered.
Then a pounding, like something being driven into the wall or floor. More rattling, and the squeal of something being ratcheted tight.
“What the devil?” asked Smith.
Finally all was quiet again, and I waited warily, listening for the merest hint our enemies were standing by. But no, they’d gone. We were nearing the end of Fulton’s half hour, I guessed, and I didn’t want us swooning from lack of air.
“Out we go then,” I whispered, “for better or worse.” Lying on our backs for leverage, we lifted arms and legs to push against the heavy stone lid to rotate it out of the way.
It wouldn’t budge.
“Harder!” I hissed. We grunted, pushing with all our might. All we heard was the clanking of metal link against metal link, chain grinding against stone.
“No, hard this time!”
It was as if the sarcophagus had been cemented shut.
“Bloody hell. I think they’ve chained the lid down,” said Smith. “They’ve got us trapped and sealed, Ethan. They’re just waiting for us to suffocate.”
“They can’t be that clever.”
I pushed again. But we couldn’t get out.
“Well, hang.”
My plan had buried us alive.
“Apparently we didn’t fool them,” I said unnecessarily, speaking aloud
now under the assumption that they knew they’d caught us like insects in a bottle.
“
Apparently
, this is the most damn fool thing we could have done,” amended Cuvier. “I thought we were in a race for some secret! They simply want to smother us?”
“Maybe they already knew the crypt was empty,” said Fulton, with a trace of admittedly understandable bitterness. I think he was beginning to doubt my reputation as a gifted adventurer. “First you set our bordello on fire, Gage, then you get us arrested, then some paramour throws a grenade at the mere sight of you, and now you’ve condemned us to suffocation. Can anyone remind me again why we chose him as a guide to the Palais Royal?”
“She wasn’t my paramour.” I felt more than a little defensive.
“He was supposed to be an expert on trollops, too,” Cuvier said.
“Maybe they just want to take the fight out of us,” said Smith. “Hullo!” He banged on the lid with the muzzle of his blunderbuss. “We surrender!”
Nothing.
So we all yelled and banged, to no more effect. It was as if they’d buried us and departed to have supper, Fulton’s liquid fire cruelly repaid. What is worse, burning or suffocation?
“Maybe we could shoot our way out,” Smith suggested.
“If you set that blunderbuss off in here the balls will bounce until they kill us all,” Fulton replied.
“Well, it’s empty anyway. Fearfully hard to load when we’re packed in like this.”
“Try not to set off Robert’s bagpipes, either,” Cuvier said. “I’d rather not roast as well. And I’m getting a cramp.”
“Aye, Ethan, can you shift?” asked Smith. “We might as well die comfortable. What’s it like to smother anyway, Georges? You’re the zoologist.”
“I assure you I haven’t tried it.”
“I think it’s more insidious than painful,” Fulton theorized. “As our breath grows short, our brains will fog—that was my experience in tests aboard my submarine. Eventually we’ll lapse into unconsciousness and die. Not much different from falling asleep.”
“Not such a bad way to go,” I said, trying to see the bright side.
“Then hold your breath first, idiot, so the rest of us have a few moments more,” Cuvier muttered. I don’t know if he was tiring of me just then, or was simply annoyed at the idea of him and me lying together for all eternity.
“Do you really think they know the box is empty of any secrets or treasure?” Smith asked.
“I’m guessing their plan is simply to kill us by waiting and then open it up again to look for themselves,” I said. “Rather efficient, really. I mean, we’re already buried, too. They don’t have to do any work at all.”
“I’m full of admiration.”
“We’d better stop talking to conserve our breath while I think,” I proposed.
“And when is that phenomenon to commence, exactly?” Cuvier inquired. Then he began kicking at the stone lid and yelling things like “help” and “parley.”
That did no good either and at last, exhausted, he lapsed into silence. We lay crammed in the dark, blind, helpless, and doomed. I wish I could report I had some kind of profound insight while buried alive, but frankly, nothing philosophical occurred except that, as the others had concluded, I was a damn fool. I was just glad my companions hadn’t thought to strangle me. And so we waited. And waited. And waited.
Silence.
It felt lonely.
“Gentlemen, are you dead?” I finally ventured.
“For God’s sake, Gage,” Smith groaned.
“But I’m not dead, either. Isn’t that a curious phenomenon, Cuvier?”
“Maybe we
are
dead,” Fulton said. “Maybe this is what death is like, especially after you’ve killed men in bitter violence. Maybe this is hell.”
“No, there’s air coming in here,” I insisted. “Has to be. Not light, but air.”
“What are you saying?” Smith asked.
“That there’s some leak in this box. Feel with your hands to see if you can find it. Maybe there’s more to this sarcophagus than we initially realized.”
We scrabbled with our fingers but could find nothing. I looked in vain for a crack of light, but since there was none, the air, if it really was coming in, had to be from the unlit below. “I think there’s a hollow under this box,” I insisted. “Put your noses down and sniff for better air.”
“Gage…”
“Wait,” said Cuvier. “It does seem fresher here at this end.”
“Maybe we can dig,” Smith said. “Ethan, do you have your silly sword?”
“It’s a rather elegant rapier.”
“Let’s try scraping and prying with the thing.”
Getting it clear of its scabbard wasn’t easy, given our tight packing. Then we had to twist it around to get the point to the head of the sarcophagus where Cuvier was breathing.
“Ow!”
“Sorry. If you angle it this way…”
“Which way? I can’t see a damn thing.”
“Don’t poke my bagpipes.”
“Just hold still a moment. There we go, steady…aw. Careful, Georges, here comes the tip!”
I began scraping the weapon at the joint between the sides of the sarcophagus and the floor, feeling above it with my fingers. Wait, was there a mark? I felt a diamond shape inscribed in the stone, small and shallow, but eerily recognizable. A diamond, or was it an overlapping compass and square, ancient symbol of Freemasonry? My, that fraternity got around! I stabbed at the stone beneath it, looking for an opening. Suddenly there was a click.
And then, before I could cry warning, we were plunging into a void of utter blackness.
It was a miracle none of us were impaled by my sword. We hit a slope
and slid in the dark, hardly knowing which way was up, weapons clattering, and Fulton’s theory about us having descended into hell seemed all too terrifyingly true. Yet at last we, sword, blunderbuss, longrifle, and bagpipes rolled to some kind of bottom—just how deep I never knew.
There was air, dusty but breathable. And it was hot, just like an entryway to Hades.
“Georges? William? Robert?”
“It just gets worse and worse,” one of them groaned.
“Is everyone still alive?”
“How do we tell?”
“Well, we’re here, I think. So the ring showed something after all. The sarcophagus wasn’t the treasure, it was only the trapdoor to it. All we have to do is keep our wits about us, discover whatever secrets are down here, and find a way back out.”
“Our wits! We can’t see a thing.” I think it was Cuvier.
“Ethan, we fell several seconds straight down before hitting that slope,” Fulton said. “I doubt we can climb back up to that tomb, and what good would it do us if we did?”
“When our enemies open it, they’ll see which way we’ve gone,” Smith added.
“Perhaps, or perhaps my sword tip triggered a spring,” I said. “The bottom opens, but then springs back. They may open the sarcophagus to find us and, instead of our corpses, it will be empty once more. They’ll think it a miracle or, more likely, that we were never in there in the first place and gave them the slip. Quite ingenious on our part, really.”
“Why should they care?” asked Fulton. “We’re doomed anyway. We’ve gone from one grave to a bigger one.”
“No, I run around in these underground places all the time,” I said with more confidence than I felt. “There’s something down here, maybe something that hasn’t been seen since medieval times. I think there was a Freemason mark where I triggered the collapse of the trapdoor. This may be a Templar tunnel, my friends.”
“Templars?” Smith groaned. “What are you talking about?”
“Apparently that group of Crusader knights was on the trail of some ancient mysteries and succeeded for a time in finding some. I discovered one in the Near East, in a lost city, and another in the American wilderness. They seem to have been systematically reassembling the past. After the Saracens drove the Christians from the Holy Land, the Knights set up strongholds in places like Cyprus and Malta. Perhaps they came here, too, and built that hidden door for later generations who never came. We may not be in peril, but in luck. We’re on the cusp of rediscovering what Napoleon and Fouché really sent us to find, some ancient weapon of a lost civilization. Maybe we’ll win a prize.”
There was a long silence in the dark. Then the Frenchman spoke again, slowly, carefully. “You realize that we are all completely insane?”
“If so, then Napoleon is, too. Think about it. He’s heard rumors of a weapon connected with Og and Atlantis, and takes a chance by sending us here. I didn’t much believe the legends myself, when we saw the poverty and rawness of this island, but a tomb with a trap? With a Masonic engraving? Come, my friends, there has to be a reason. We’ve tumbled into a pit, it’s true, but perhaps a pit with a reason for being. I know we’re bruised, bloody, without food or water, and lost in pitch blackness without a clue where to go, but fortune may actually be smiling on us.” I grinned in the dark. “I’m quite excited, actually.”
Silence, again. I hoped they hadn’t crept away.
“Before we can find buried treasure,” I continued briskly, “we have to decide which way to go. My hope is the slope we just tumbled down leads to a tunnel we can follow without any junctions, caverns, or drops. We can hold hands, taking turns groping through the dark.”