The Bandits of Bombay: Adventures of Feluda (4 page)

We began walking by the stone wall towards Marine Drive. Cars were moving down the road to our left, looking like rows of ants. After a few minutes, Lalmohan babu made another remark.

‘I suppose the Metropolitan Development Authority isn't quite so active here, is it? They don't keep digging up streets all the time?’ he asked.

‘Why? Are you saying that because there are no potholes?’

‘Yes. I noticed it as soon as we left the airport. There I was, travelling in a car, but there were no jerks, no bumps. Amazing!’

I had spotted a crowded area by the sea. It looked a bit like the area around Shaheed Minar in Calcutta, on a Sunday. As we got closer, Feluda told me it was called Chowpatty. Apparently, it was always crowded. There were rows of stalls. Perhaps they were selling snacks like bhelpuri, chaat and ice-cream.

My guess turned out to be quite correct. It looked as if a huge mela was being held. Half the city of Bombay appeared to have turned up. Lalmohan babu offered to buy us bhelpuri. We agreed readily enough, as he was about to come into a lot of money, and could therefore well afford to pay. When packets of bhelpuri were handed to us, we left the crowded spot and moved away to sit on the beach. It was a quarter to seven according to my watch, but the sky was still glowing pink. Like us, several others were relaxing on the beach. Lalmohan babu finished eating, waved his hand in the air, began chanting a Sanskrit shloka, then stopped abruptly. A sheet of newspaper had escaped—possibly from one of the groups sitting nearby—and come flying towards him. Now it was stuck to his face, gagging him momentarily.

He pulled it free, looked at it briefly and had just said, ‘
Evening News
’, when Feluda snatched it from his hand.

‘You saw the name of the paper, but didn't you see the headline?’ Feluda asked.

All of us bent over the paper. ‘Murder in Apartment Lift,’ announced the headline. Below it was a photo of the murdered man. No, it was not the man in the red shirt.

According to the report, the murder took place between two and two-thirty. The murderer was still at large, but the police had begun their investigation. The murder victim was called Mangalram Sethi. He had been involved with the black market and smugglers for quite some time, and was wanted by the police. Signs of a struggle had been found inside the lift. And the only clue that had been found was a piece of paper, lying by the body. It had a name written on it. The name was …

‘Arr-r-rr-r-ghh!’

A strange groan escaped from Lalmohan babu's throat. I flung my arms around him quickly, in case he fainted. There was plenty of reason to do so. The report ended by saying that the piece of paper found in the lift said, ‘Mr Ganguli, dark, short, bald, moustache.’

As soon as he'd finished reading the report, Lalmohan babu grabbed the paper, whisked it away from Feluda's hand, tore it into several pieces and let the wind carry them away.

‘Look what you've done! You've filled this wonderful, clean beach with garbage,’ Feluda complained.

Lalmohan babu was still unable to speak. Now Feluda had to be stern. ‘Do you seriously believe that the whole city can figure out from that description that it's talking about
you
?’

Lalmohan babu continued to look worried. Then he swallowed hard and finally found his tongue. ‘But … but … you can see what it means, can't you? You can guess who's the murderer?’

Feluda stared fixedly at him for a few seconds, before saying slowly, ‘Laluda, you have spent four years in my company. Even so, you haven't learnt to think calmly and rationally, have you?’

‘Why, why—that red shirt—?’

‘What about it? Even if we assume that it was the fellow in the red shirt who dropped that piece of paper, what does it prove? Who says that
he
is the murderer? Just think for a minute. Once he had met you and taken that packet from you, he had no further need to keep that piece of paper. So, when he found it in his pocket as he got into the lift, he threw it away, then and there. That's a perfectly logical and simple explanation. Is that so hard to believe?’

Lalmohan babu refused to be reassured. ‘Never mind all that Felu babu,’ he muttered, ‘If my name and description have been found lying next to a corpse, I am most definitely going to be harassed. I can see it all happening. There is only one way out for me. Naturally, I cannot grow hair on my bald head. My height won't change; nor will my complexion. That only leaves my moustache. I am going to get rid of it tomorrow.’

‘I see. And what do you think the people in our hotel are going to think? Do you suppose none of them reads the
Evening News
? Most people—ninety per cent of them—will read any report that mentions a murder. That's human nature. If you suddenly shave your moustache off, everyone's eyes—and suspicion—will fall on you!’

By this time, the red sky had turned purple. When that faded to grey, and the evening star appeared through a chink in the clouds in the western sky, blinking alone in a brave attempt to vie with the thousands of glittering lights on Marine Drive, we rose from the sandy beach, dusted ourselves down and made our way back to the crowded stalls in Chowpatty. Then we walked over to the main road and caught a taxi back to the hotel.

We had to stop at the reception desk to collect our keys. I noticed that when he stretched his hand to take the key from the receptionist, Lalmohan babu kept his face firmly averted. But that did not help. Opposite the desk, seated in the lobby were seven people, some of them foreigners. Three of them were reading the
Evening Standard
. Its front page carried a report about the same murder, together with a picture of the victim. It seemed highly unlikely that the report in the
Standard
would make no mention of the short, bald, dark and moustachioed Mr Ganguli.

C
HAPTER
5

I
n the end, Lalmohan babu did not shave off his moustache. When I asked him the following morning if he had slept well, he told me he hadn't because each time he began nodding off, it seemed to him as if his entire room was moving up and down like a lift, and he woke with a start.

Mr Ghoshal had called us the previous night and told us that he'd collect us at ten o'clock to take us to his studio. We finished our breakfast at eight, then went for a walk down Peddar Road, where we found a paan shop. We bought some paan filled with sweet masala, and returned to the hotel. As soon as we entered the lobby, we could all feel an air of suppressed excitement.

The reason was simple. The local police had decided to pay a visit to our hotel. A man in uniform, who looked like an inspector, was standing at the reception desk. One of the men behind the counter made a gesture as we approached. The inspector wheeled around and glanced at Lalmohan babu. Although the look in his eyes wasn't even remotely hostile, I heard a faint click beside me, which meant that Lalmohan babu's knees were knocking against each other.

The inspector came forward, a smile on his face. Feluda placed a hand on Lalmohan babu's shoulder and gave it a light squeeze, to let him know that there was nothing to worry about.

‘I am Inspector Patwardhan from the CID. You are Mr Ganguli?’

‘Ye-ye-yess.’

Patwardhan looked at Feluda. ‘And you are—?’

Feluda took out one of his cards and handed it to Patwardhan. The inspector read it, then looked inquiringly at Feluda again. ‘Mitter? Are you the same Mitter who helped save that statue in Ellora?’

Feluda gave his famous lopsided smile and nodded.

‘Glad to meet you, sir,’ Patwardhan said, offering his hand, ‘you did a very good job there.’

Lalmohan babu could now relax a little. As Feluda's friend, his status had certainly improved. Nevertheless, he had to answer a number of questions. We went to the manager's room to have a chat.

Patwardhan told us that various fingerprints had been found on the body, but the police hadn't yet made any arrests. The man in the red shirt had been traced back to the airport. The police had tracked down the taxi he had used, but did not know who the man was. They believed the murder had been committed by the same man, and the piece of paper with Lalmohan babu's name on it had slipped out of his pocket. What Lalmohan babu told him simply confirmed this belief. Patwardhan said, ‘It was clear that he had gone to the airport to meet a Mr Ganguli. We checked the passenger list of every plane that landed at Santa Cruz yesterday, until we found your name on the Calcutta flight. Then we made enquiries at all the hotels, and finally learned that a Mr L. Ganguli had checked in at the Shalimar.’

What Patwardhan really wanted to do, of course, was find out how Lalmohan babu was connected to the whole business, and why his name and description appeared on that piece of paper. Lalmohan babu explained about Mr Sanyal. ‘Who is this Sanyal? How well do you know him?’ asked Patwardhan.

Lalmohan babu told him what little he knew, but had to admit, when asked, that he did not have Sanyal's address.

Finally Inspector Patwardhan gave a little lecture, exactly as Feluda had done. ‘This is how,’ he said, ‘innocent people are being used these days to transfer smuggled goods. We've learned that some valuable jewels have arrived in India from Kathmandu, including the famous naulakha necklace that once belonged to Nanasaheb.’

I knew of one Nanasaheb who had fought against the British during the sepoy mutiny of 1857. Was Patwardhan talking of the same man?

‘It is my belief that the packet you were given contained some stolen object,’ Patwardhan told us. ‘Two gangs must be after the same thing. One sent it from Calcutta. Someone from the other gang, I suspect, learnt about its arrival and was hanging around Shivaji Castle. He attacked red shirt, and red shirt killed him.’

Lalmohan babu had assumed that he would either be hanged, or put behind bars for life, simply because the possible murderer was known to be carrying his name and description in his pocket. When all he got from the police was a piece of advice to be careful in future, Lalmohan babu's demeanour changed at once. He perked up and his eyes sparkled once more.

Mr Ghoshal arrived at eleven o'clock instead of ten. When we told him about our encounter with the police, he said, ‘Yes, I was afraid of this. My heart sank the minute I read the evening papers yesterday. That piece of paper they found seemed to have every description that fits Laluda—yet the whole thing is a complete mystery to me!’

Lalmohan babu then told him about Mr Sanyal. ‘Which Sanyal is this?’ Mr Ghoshal asked, ‘Is it Ahi Sanyal? Medium height, sunken eyes, cleft on his chin?’

‘Don't know. Didn't see his chin, he had a beard. Perhaps he was clean shaven before.’

‘I saw him two years ago. God knows if it was the same man. He worked in Bombay for a while, even produced a couple of films. As far as I can remember, both films were flops.’

‘What was he like as a man?’

‘I have no idea, but I never heard anyone say anything bad about him.’

‘In that case, perhaps there was nothing wrong with that packet he gave me.’

‘Look, Laluda, we are all told to be careful only because these days you often hear about cases of smuggling. But in the past, didn't we carry packets and parcels for other people? I mean, even people we didn't know that well? There were never any problems, were there?’

The four of us went in the same car that we had used the day before, and soon reached the studio in Mahalakshmi. As we were getting out, Mr Ghoshal said, ‘We were running into problems with the railways over tomorrow's shooting. So Mr Gore had to be informed, and he came from Calcutta by the evening flight yesterday. Come with me, I will introduce you to him.’

‘Will the shooting take place tomorrow?’ Lalmohan babu asked a bit uncertainly.

‘Of course. Most certainly. Don't worry about it— everything has been sorted out.’

We were taken to what looked like a workshop with a tin roof. It was used for shooting at times; but today, a kung-fu session was in progress. On a huge mattress, under Victor Perumal's guidance, a number of men were jumping, kicking and falling. About twelve feet away sat a man in a wicker chair. He was probably in his mid-forties.

‘Let me introduce you,’ said Mr Ghoshal. ‘This is our producer, Mr Gore … and this is Mr Ganguli, the writer … and Mr Mitter, and … what is your name, dear boy?’

‘Tapeshranjan Mitter.’

Mr Gore's cheeks looked like a pair of apples, in the centre of his head was a shiny bald patch, and his eyes were hazel. He had a sizeable paunch, too, but presumably that was a recent development. No one could possibly wear such tight clothes voluntarily. Mr Ghoshal disappeared as soon as the introductions were made, as he had a lot of things to attend to before the first day's shooting. ‘I'll come back at one-thirty,’ he said before leaving us, ‘you will all have lunch with me.’

Mr Gore asked for extra chairs and was most hospitable. He took a chair next to Lalmohan babu and said in Bengali, ‘
Aapni elen bole aami khoob khushi holam
. (I am very pleased that you could come.)’

‘I say, you speak fantastic Bengali!’ Lalmohan babu enthused, going slightly over the top in his praise, possibly because of the money Gore was about to pay him.