Authors: Halldór Laxness
When I went through the kitchen into the hall to find out what it was, I saw that the door of the master's study was open. The Member of Parliament was sitting there in his room with his feet up on a chair, his back to the door, hunched over some task. He said Hallo, without looking, to the person he could hear walking outside in the hall, and continued to concentrate on his work.
“It's only me,” said the maid.
“Would you like a cigarette?” he said. “There are some on the table.”
“I haven't learned to smoke yet,” I said. “But I can smell something. Is this door meant to be open?”
“I opened it to clear the stink of incense. Come in. I am going to show you something you cannot do.”
He spoke as usual in that gay amiable tone, but a little absently; and so help me I did not know whether I ought to dare, even though he told me to. I was, as said before, the maid; and where was Madam? Still, I was no bondwoman, I was a person, I was a free woman.
“Come in and try your hand with this boy,” he said.
“Boy?” I said, and before I knew it I was in there and having a look. And was he not sitting there with a round toy mirror, the sort you get at Krok for ten aurar, with a little black boy on the back (for such articles must surely be manufactured for negroes)? There were a few small pellets loose between the picture and glass, two black, and five or six white, and the problem was to tilt the picture in such a way that the black pellets landed in the boy's eye sockets and the white ones went into his jaws. And this was what my Member of Parliament was toiling over, with a cigarette smoldering in the corner of his mouth and his spectacles on the table.
“I'm afraid I haven't the knack for that,” I said. “I'm such a clumsy fool with puzzles.”
“Me too,” he said, and looked at me with a smile; and handed me the toy; and before I knew it I had begun to have a shot, with him perched on the table to see how it was getting on. Then I heard some sort of mumbling going on in the next room, some solemn and yet half-stifled sermon, preached to an accompaniment of God-fearing moans like the last words of a dying man: “O ye, my yearning bones, O Love, O spiritual maturity, O light.” And there was a strange rattling sound in between, as if a sheep were having its throat cut.
“Are there guests in, then?” I asked, looking up in dismay.
“It seems to be the sheep-plague,”
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he said. “We shall pay no attention to it.”
But after a while the sermon began again, with the moaning and rattling, and I started to listen.
“Pliers has rid himself of the former creatures and got himself something new,” said the master. “The next world, to be exact.”
“How do you mean, the next world?” I asked.
“A seance,” he said.
“And you here?”
“I spew six meters,” he said. “On with the boy.”
“Pliers,” I said. “That's a queer name. Excuse me, but is it Two Hundred Thousand Pliers?”
“Yes, the poor fellow. He has this sort of belief in the next world plus vegetarianism, which is at one and the same time the after-effect and the converse of former alcoholism, a kind of binge gone wrong, if I may put it that way. While he was a straightforward drunkard and businessman, newly arrived from the north, he bought two pliers and five anvils for every single Icelander; hair nets, six for each and every person; an unlimited quantity of boiled American water in cans, to use in soups; ten-year-old sardines from Portugal; and enough baking powder to blow up the whole countryâbut even the Communists don't know that. Finally, he had resolved to buy up all the raisins in the world and import them to Iceland, but by that time he had also lost his voice except that he continually screeched the vowel A. The Snorredda company saved him. We adore idiots. We are hoping that Two Hundred Thousand Pliers can become a Minister. Now he has made contact, as it were, with the Nation's Darling, whom we consigned to a Danish death a hundred years ago. The Nation's Darling wants Pliers to dig up his bones so that we Icelanders of today can become the well-merited laughing stock of history. We are thinking of exhuming him even though it was proved by experts years ago that his bones are lost. The Prime Minister, my brother-in-law, has now joined in the game. And there, look, you have just got the teeth into the boy's jaw. Now I see that you can do everything.”
And at that moment singing broke out in the next room, albeit rather inferior singing, out of tune like the chanting at a pauper's funeralâa harsh thing to say in one of the greatest houses in the country: “O, sing a new song to the Lord, sing all the earth to God.” Then this pitiful singing came to an end. There was a scraping of chairs, the sitters stood up, and the connecting door into Doctor Bui Arland's study was thrown open. In stalked Madam, ennobled in soul by revelations, and a perky well-dressed man so loosely assembled that his limbs flapped when he walked, particularly his arms: this famous man, at last I was getting a sight of him. Between them swayed a lanky man with a thatch of red hair, glassy-eyed, sweating, and dishevelled, his necktie pulled to one side. Then came two women who were midway between being common and upperclass, the one in national costume and the other in a black taffeta dress with tassels dangling here and there; both were absolutely rigid with solemnity, both were in a spiritual condition.
And I was sitting in there with the master.
“What's the maid doing in here?” asked Madam.
“She is trying her hand with the boy,” said the husband.
“What boy?”
“The black one,” he replied. “what news of the dead?”
“We got marvelous confirmation,” bleated devout woman number one.
“It was divine,” groaned devout woman number two.
Then they both sighed.
“My friend the Darling,” said Pliers, “has confirmed in your wife's hearingâand the hearing of these twoâwhat he has so often told me previously during seances with this future world-famous medium down south. O-Olaf, what's your surname again, lad?âIceland must have her bones. The Icelandic nation needs spiritual maturity and light.”
“And Love,” said the medium. “Don't forget Love.”
“Listen, friend,” said Doctor Bui Arland to Pliers, “do you imagine that the Nation's Darling ever paid any attention to grass-eaters and Good Templars like you, except on that one occasion when he wrote in a poem, âThe cattle-rearing pasture grows on your mothers' grave'?”
“The papers shall have it, the radio shall have it, the people shall have it,” said Two Hundred Thousand Pliers. “And if you defeat it in Parliament I shall go to Denmark myself and have him dug up at my own expense; I shall moreover buy the bones and keep them myself. Nothing shall come between my bones and his.”
“Will someone not take it upon himself to provide that young man with a handkerchief?” said the Doctor, pointing to the medium.
Pliers pulled a silk handkerchief from his breast pocket, blew the medium's nose hurriedly for him and then threw the handkerchief into the fireplace; all with these floppy movements like a rubber doll's. The medium sniffed feebly after this operation and said apologetically, “They draw so much strength from me out through my nose, particularly the large spirits; and absolutely especially the Darling ⦔
“I think you should learn to take snuff,” said the Doctor, and then offered the
petit-bourgeois
women cigarettes; but they only stared at him apprehensively. No further hospitality was offered to this half-class in such a house. I went on trying to get the white pellets into the black boy, and was perfectly clearly aware of the loathing that blazed in Madam's body at seeing the maid playing in her husband's room while she, this great woman descended from such great people, was coming from another world, brimming over with all that was holy. But her glares left me quite unmoved; for what was there for me to be ashamed of? If I had fled the moment she arrived, that would have been an act of shame, that would have been to accuse oneself without cause.
“Come, friend,” said Pliers, and helped the medium to negotiate the open door so that he would not turn into nothing there in the middle of the room. Madam propelled the half-class women through the door as well and bade them farewell graciously, and they continued to bleat and groan in their sentimental falsetto about the wonders of the next world all the way out into the street.
The Member of Parliament, Doctor Bui Arland, suddenly remembered that he had to have a few words in private with his underling; with a start he ran after him out to the Cadillac, where his agent was already behind the wheel, and conferred with him through the open car door.
I had at last managed to get the pellets into the little nigger boy, and I laid the mirror carefully on the table so that they should not fall out again. But Madam walked into the room as I was leaving, picked up the mirror and shook it, and then flung it aside.
While I was walking upstairs I heard her shouting through the open door to her husband, who was still talking to Two Hundred Thousand Pliers out at the Cadillac: “Bui, I want to talk to you.”
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A contagious lung disease that killed hundreds of thousands of sheep in Iceland just after the war. The disease, which is peculiar to Iceland, has not yet been identified with any other known disease.
8. He who dwells in the mountain-tops, and my father
The Nation's Darling, the pride of all Iceland even though he was born in our forgotten valley, my valley, he who was the dearest friend of the nation's heart, the reborn master-smith of this golden language, the resurrector who, by wiping away our blindness, gave us what we had never seen before, the country's beauty, Icelandic Nature, and who sowed in the breast of posterity the secret sensitivity of the elf instead of heroism and Saga, while he himself lived in loneliness and died uncomforted in a far metropolis, overpowered by the apathy of this degenerate nation which he had touched with the wand of life, crushed by the hostility of degraded men towards things concerning the spirit, and culture, and art: again and again I had heard his name bandied about in unlikely places in Reykjavik, and always associated with the most ridiculous matters; first at the singing atom poet's; then, because of the sale of the country, at a cell meeting; and now here. A country person in the city lets much go in one ear and out the other because he fails to understand the connection between things, cannot reconcile unrelated concepts.
“My friend the Darling has confirmed in your wife's hearing ⦔
The household bondwoman, her face hot, pondered these words while she waited in her room for the master and Madam to go upstairs to bed so that she could tidy up the rooms for the night.
And at the same time another image came to my mind, the one that visits me in every difficulty and is the answer for me to many a question, not because I have ever understood it but most likely because it is so close to my own self, the marrow of my bones, the very substance of my blood: my father. And when I say his image, I do not mean that haggard face that once was full in the cheeks, the stringy body that once was strong, the hand long-ruined by primitive tools, nor the puckered weather-wise eye; I mean rather his spiritual image, the Saga, the one thing he acknowledged unreservedly with a sword in place of a scythe, ocean in place of land, a hero in place of a farmerâbut yet softened by a century-old modern era, the era of the first volume of
Fjolnir
,
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wrapping in silent bear-warmth the late-born elves who taught us to appreciate buttercup, bird, and star. And after having seen the pale necromancers who in that room with its many forgeries of Nature had talked long-windedly about mildewed bones to him who dwells inaccessible in the mountain tops, that fairy person deepest in our own breasts, I was refreshed and comforted by the memory of this rugged image of my origin.
THE WOMAN LIES DOWN ON THE FLOOR
And I was roused from my trance by a strange noise from below, a tear-laden cry, a scream. Was there murder in the house? Or childbirth in the next house? I opened my windows and there was silence all around, windows all dark: so it had to be here in the house. In a flash I was down the two staircases in my stockinged soles, and standing on the bottom step. Both the doors that were open earlier were still ajar, open into the street and open into the study.
“I hate you, hate you, hate you”âthere was no trace of human sound in this hoarse screeching, nor in the mixture of inarticulate noises and coarse oaths which accompanied this inverted declaration of love. Thenâ“I will, I will, I
will
go to America.”
In the middle of the floor of the study this beautiful sleek woman lay on her back, her skirt up round her waist, wearing nylon stockings, silk panties and gilt shoes, belabouring the floor with her heels and fists and screaming, her bracelets jingling with the blows and one gilt shoe flying across the room.
Her husband stood at a distance, watching, wearing a surprised and helpless look; yet I suspected he had seen such a performance before and was not particularly amazed. But it would have been more than ordinary discourtesy towards such an excellent wife to behave as if nothing were happening when she went berserk. I say for myself that I stood as if nailed to the stop, dumbfounded at this unbelievable spectacle. When I had looked on for a while the man straightened himself slowly, walked to the door, and closed it with an apologetic smile. I closed the outside door and then went back up to my room, for it was not yet time to tidy up for the night.
THE SUPPER PARTY
The nice Americans would come when it was nearly midnight; they had stopped leaving their coats in the vestibule, and went straight to the master's study; and if they came across a housemaid in the hall they patted her on the back and brought out cigarettes and chewing gum. Usually they did not stay long. When they left, the Prime Minister would arrive as before, then some more Ministers, the sheep-plague director, some Members of Parliament, wholesalers and judges, the mournful lead-grey man who published the paper saying that we had to sell the country, the bishops, and the oil-processing plant director. They often sat in conclave far into the night, talking in low tones, and went away remarkably sober.