That Wedding (73 page)
January 13th: The. Coolest. Wife. Ever.
January 14th: You know your wedding is a success when....
January 14th: Our XXX honeymoon.
Table of Contents
September 9th: My favorite part of the whole night.
September 10th: Sparkly, gooey, and magical.
September 11th: In a blaze of glory.
September 13th: Planning a wedding sounds like no fun.
September 14th: All that's on that boy's mind lately.
September 15th: A little freak out in my mind.
September 16th: Just for dramatic effect.
September 18th: You'll love me more after tonight.
September 20th: Losing my virginity. Again.
September 21st: Slightly bigger than I expected.
September 22nd: So it's my fault you're lying?
September 23rd: Let's sit down.
September 24th: I expected you to throw a fit.
September 25th: We may need cocktails for that.
September 26th: Wedding cake and an open bar.
September 27th: Captain's Log: Day three of wedding planning.
September 28th: Get married by a fake Elvis.
October 1st: It's time to drop the bomb.
October 3rd: Wedding guests and ice sculptures.
October 4th: A hostage situation.
October 6th: I can barely breathe.
October 9th: You do not play fair.
October 10th: Sex is what keeps a marriage good.
October 12th: The cheerleader incident.
October 20th: I love checklists.
October 21st: Don't go telling people about it.
October 23rd: You are so easily distracted.
October 24th: Are you listening to this shit?
October 26th: One continuous buck ass wild party.
October 28th: He was a freebie.
November 6th: The perfect combination of sweet and sass.
November 7th: Focus on our future.
November 8th: The sex is all he remembers.
November 11th: I want to look timeless.
November 13th: Dreams of their own.
November 14th: The coolest wedding thing I have ever seen.
November 18th: A miracle sent down by God himself.
November 23rd: What is it about boys and boobs?
November 27th: Phillip is picking up bad habits!
November 28th: He needs to learn to compromise.
December 1st: Is nothing sacred with these women?
December 2nd: Define pretty wild.
December 4th: Plant a seed and hope it grows.
December 7th: I act surprised.
December 10th: When I decide if I'm going to keep him.
December 12th: Press my body firmly against his.
December 16th: You've planted the seeds, now let them grow.
December 18th: A cosmic shift has occurred.
December 20th: I'm going to have shiny, gorgeous hair when I kill you.
December 21st: You're making me cry.
December 28th: Is my mind messing with me?
December 30th: Are you scared about getting married?
January 2nd: I'm at my most openminded after a few shots.
January 3rd: The smoothest stuff I've ever tasted.
January 4th: Things are not good.
January 5th: Let's bring out the highlight film.
January 7th: A little case of cold feet.
January 8th: Perfectly adorable and well matched.
January 9th: Slow, tender, amazing.
January 9th: We might even be a little messed up.
January 11th: You were crashing.
January 12th: Your last night as Jadyn Reynolds.
January 13th: I'm seriously blessed.
January 13th: Something borrowed, something blue.
January 13th: The only moment I really care about.
January 13th: Mind if we have some privacy?
January 13th: Every detail, every thought.
January 13th: I'm pretty sure I win.
January 13th: Some duct tape and a bungie cord.
January 13th: Our love is worth celebrating.
January 13th: The. Coolest. Wife. Ever.
January 14th: You know your wedding is a success when....