Ten Little Bloodhounds (2 page)

“Mrs. Alyce Cancannon’s residence.”

“May I please speak with Ms. Celia Cancannon?”

“This is she.”

“My name is Jo Beth Sidden, I received a tele—”

“Oh, thank God!” she interrupted fervently. “I’ve been trying to reach you since late yesterday! Amelia has been missing since lunchtime yesterday and Mrs. Cancannon is beside herself with worry. The helicopter can pick you up in less than thirty minutes. Please mark an X on your lawn in an area free of trees and power
lines, so the pilot will know where to land. Use anything at hand. A can of white spray paint, a roll of paper towels or toilet tissue. Use canned goods to hold the two latter suggestions in place. Can you be ready in thirty minutes? Every minute counts!”

I had sat up straight and listened carefully after her second sentence. Her voice held stress and something else, possibly impatience, I couldn’t be sure. Something was very wrong with this scenario. If this was a righteous callout for a search-and-rescue for a missing person, our local sheriff, Hank Cribbs, wouldn’t have ignored my unanswered phone. Hank would have roared up my drive, siren wailing, lights blazing, with loud vocal recriminations. He knew that a scent trail grew colder with each hour lost. He also knew that a decision to wait for daylight to search was only mine to make. With bright sunshine out my window and no Hank, something was haywire.

“How old is Amelia?” I asked into the building silence.

“How old?” She hesitated. “I think she’s five. Can I tell the pilot to take off? Can you be ready in thirty minutes?”

The impatience came through loud and clear.
She thought she was five?
Come on. I knew that Celia Cancannon was answering the phone at Mrs. Alyce Cancannon’s residence, about a five-year-old Amelia, lost since lunchtime yesterday. Maybe the same name for both didn’t mean they were related, thus she could be unsure of the child’s age. Stranger things have happened.

“What is your relationship to Amelia?” I asked patiently.

“What do you mean?” She sounded confused. “I’m not related to her. She belongs to Mrs. Alyce Cancannon.”

Belongs?

“Then
who
is Amelia?” Shades of Abbott and Costello, with their “Who’s on First?” routine. I glanced at Jasmine and lifted my eyebrows upward.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I must have misled you. We have been so upset; I didn’t state the facts clearly. Did you think Amelia is a child? She’s a long-haired Persian. She’s Mrs. Cancannon’s cat.”

“A cat,” I uttered flatly.

I heard Jasmine suppressing laughter, but I carefully didn’t look in her direction.

“Ah … Celia,” I said, glancing at the telegram to be sure I was saying her name right. “We don’t search for animals. You see, when we train bloodhounds, we have to constantly teach them
not to follow an animal scent.
The bloodhounds only scent-trail humans. I won’t be able to help you. Sorry.”

“Can’t you make an exception? Please?”

Now I heard only desperation. Amelia must be some cat. I looked down at Rudy, now curled by my left shoe. I wondered if Mrs. Cancannon would like to replace her lost Amelia with an independent tom who didn’t like telephones.

“I wish I could help, but it’s out of the question.”

Her voice was faint. “Thank you anyway.”

I hung up the phone and leaned across my desk and handed Jasmine the telegram.

“Where do the Cancannons live?”

“We didn’t get that far to exchanging addresses. She lost me when she said cat.”

“Must be rich,” Jasmine mused. “Sending a helicopter when it’s just after dawn? You remember how hard it is to rent a helicopter, don’t you?”

I laughed. “You got me. Of course I remember my aborted attempt to secure a helicopter some months back. Trust you to remind me.”

“A small attempt to teach you humility.”

“Nah, you like to lecture. Admit it.”

“Do not.”

“Do too.”

The phone rang, bringing a disgruntled Rudy to his feet, and we watched him stalk toward the bedroom twitching his tail. It also stopped our nonsensical bantering, and I caught it on its third ring.

I propped my feet on the edge of the desk, getting comfortable. It was a few minutes before eight, and Monday morning. I guessed this call was from Susan Comstock, my best friend, who had arrived early at her shop, Browse and Bargain Books, and wanted to fill me in on her weekend. I guessed wrong. The breathless voice belonged to Celia Cancannon, and she almost ran her words together in her haste.

“Mrs. Alyce Cancannon, my employer, has authorized me to hand you a check in the amount of five thousand dollars when you deplane on the island, and give you another check for five thousand if you will search for Amelia, whether you are successful or not. Now will you come?”

M
y feet slipped off the desk and my jaw dropped to my breastbone. I stretched my mouth in a comic
duh!
expression for Jasmine’s benefit, and strove to sound nonchalant.

“Let me see if I understand your offer, Ms. Cancannon. Five grand when I arrive, and another five grand for the search regardless of the outcome?”

Jasmine’s eyes widened, her hands covered her cheeks, and her lips formed a perfect oval. Her good sense took over way before mine. She looked sad as she slowly turned her head left and right.

God, the temptation was awesome. A five-figure infusion in the constantly drained operating accounts. But it would be a pretend search, would confuse any dog I chose, and my conscience would give my gut fits. It also had the potential to swing three-sixty and smear
my reputation with bloodhound people, if truth were told. I gave the offer serious consideration for several heartbeats and reluctantly declined.

“You have to do this!” Celia Cancannon insisted. “Aunt Alyce has fixated on you as her only hope!”

It took another five minutes of denials of having any involvement before she hung up in defeat. I gave a loud sigh.

“You did the right thing,” Jasmine assured me.

“Yeah, broke but honest.”

“You are far from broke,” she chided.

Wayne knocked and entered, with Donnie Ray right on his heels.

“Hi, guys!” I spoke and signed at the same time. Wayne is deaf. Jasmine stood with her coffee cup and moved to the left, where she could watch his flashing hands. We are all proficient in signing, even the fulltime trainers and most of the part-timers.

“Good morning. The first feeding and weighing is finished. The trainers are out in the field. Donnie Ray is going to be working on the evening meal. I have to go to town for supplies. Need anything?”

Wayne is young and bright and a permanent fixture here. He and his mother moved into the upstairs apartment located to the left of the kennel almost three years ago. He was fresh out of a high school for special students. Rosie, his widowed mother, moved out just over a year ago when she married our local fire chief, and Donnie Ray moved in with him. Wayne is tall, dark-haired, and weighs just over two hundred pounds.

Donnie is short, feisty, blond, and has an ego as large as Texas. He is my videographer, filming the monthly
seminars and the occasional searches we use for training films. I took him under my wing and have tried to instill good Southern manners to make up for his worthless slut of a mother, who failed to teach him anything. Wayne and Donnie Ray, so unalike, have bonded and work as a smooth team. I dread the day they find girls and marry. I don’t want to lose either one of them. They, along with Jasmine and Rosie, have become my family. I don’t have any living relatives I recognize as family.

I consulted my “want” list. “You can stop by Office Outlet and get me a dozen small legal pads. White, if they have them. And … I’m almost out of candy bars.”

I saw his grin and quick glance at Jasmine. She remained silent, bless her heart. She always nags me about chocolate, but she knew I had resisted a much larger temptation a few minutes ago. I was receiving chocolate for consolation.

“Donnie Ray, when do we have the pleasure of viewing your latest masterpiece? It’s been a while.”

He looked embarrassed. “I had to scrape it. I messed up when I tripped over Richard. It lacked continuity.”

I suppressed a smile. Richard the Lionhearted was a great drug-sniffer but was clumsier than a hippo wearing ice skates. He romped with abandonment through searches indiscriminately bowling over people, objects, or anything in his path as he pursued a drug trail. He’d knocked me on my butt more than once. I could sympathize.

“F-I-D-O,” I counseled.

Donnie looked perplexed. “Fido?”

“Forget It, Drive On.” I sanitized the saying by using
an innocuous F. After all, I was Donnie Ray’s role model and mother substitute. I couldn’t use the appropriate F word in his presence.

After they left I rinsed the coffee things and made a banana and peanut butter sandwich on whole wheat bread. Even if Jasmine returned and saw my breakfast selection, she couldn’t fault my choice. I had fruit, protein, and a double serving of grain.

It was bill-paying time. I turned on the computer and prayed that I wouldn’t mess up too badly. My computer and I despised each other. Let me make the tiniest mistake, and she would gleefully fill my screen with incomprehensible gobbledygook, and I would be forced to grovel and try to extradite myself without calling for help. Anything that had a plug-in cord or required batteries was in on the conspiracy. I was appliance-cursed and computer-haunted.

The phone called me back to the real world.

“What kind of mood are we in today?” Hank asked when I answered. “Kindly, somewhat kindly, or pissy?”

Hank was Dunston County’s elected sheriff and a good friend. He wanted more than friendship, but we had been there, done that, and had the scars to prove it.

“I can’t speak for you, but I’m feeling quite benevolent this morning. What favor do you seek?”

“My lucky day,” he said wryly. “Do you know the sheriff of Camden County, Jeff Beaman?”

“I met him once. It was at a drug seminar … in Savannah, I think. It was several years ago. He seemed nice.”

“He’s a good guy, I’ve known him for years. He called just minutes ago. He needs a big favor.”

“And it involves me? Fire away, although I don’t know why he didn’t call me direct. Does he think by any chance you have some pull with me?”

“If he does, would he be right?”

I laughed. “Absolutely.”

“Don’t I wish. Beaman’s jurisdiction covers the small islands just off the coast. Most of them aren’t habitable, but two of them are privately owned. Cumberland Island is the barrier that protects them. The small island called Little Cat was the topic of his discussion. It’s about seven miles from shore, straight out from Crooked River Inlet. Ever heard of it?”

“Nope. I—”

I just remembered Celia Cancannon had said the word island in one of her calls.

“Hank, if the owner of the island is Cancannon, I can’t help. Sorry.”

“Wait,” he said anxiously. “I thought you had never heard of the island. What gives?”

“I too had an earlier phone call, two in fact. We never got around to discussing her location, I had to say no. I just remembered she mentioned island. So I put the two together. It’s impossible.”

“Babe, please reconsider. Beaman really needs to come through on this request, he says there’s a great deal at stake.”

“I can sympathize with his plight,” I said in a wry tone. “They waved ten grand at me and I’m still suffering mightily for having to turn it down. I wonder what she offered him.”

Hank gave a surprised whistle. “Ten grand?”

“Yep.”

“There’s no possible way you could do it? God, ten grand! What makes it so impossible?”

“They want me to search for a cat.”

“Oh. I wasn’t told it was a cat. Beaman said it was a valuable family pet.”

“I also don’t do dogs, raccoons, monkeys, exotic birds, turtles, guinea pigs, or reptiles. Did I leave anything out?”

“Christ, Sidden, don’t be snide. No one would attempt that.”

“A woman in California does.”

“What?”

“A woman in California searches for exotic pets. I was just reading about her business. It’s called Pet Pursuit. Maybe Ms. Gotrocks could fly her in. Shouldn’t cost much more than the ten grand I was offered and whatever she promised Sheriff Beaman.”

“Are you serious?”

“Absolutely. If the sheriff is interested, I have her address and telephone number, which I will supply free of charge. Maybe he’ll be grateful and offer you part of his ‘bonus.’”

“Why don’t you just fake it?”

“Can’t. Wouldn’t be ethical.”

“Don’t hand me that crap. You’ve broken and stretched more laws than the law allows!”

“Y’all have a nice day now, you hear?”

I gently replaced the receiver.

I went back to closing last month’s figures and trying to place the correct amounts on a floppy disk for my accountant. I dropped it into the padded self-addressed envelope and placed it in the mail basket.

I picked up a long-sleeved shirt. I was going to the kennel to give three five-month-old puppies some one-on-one tutoring. They were dropping so far behind their age group that I knew without a lot of work they would never catch up. They were having trouble with the commands
sit, stand,
and
come.
I planned on giving each one patient repetition, which is the key to training puppies. Their attention span was about fifteen minutes. After that, all they wanted to do was play. The long-sleeved shirt was to keep most of their drool off my arms. I’d be covered with it by lunchtime.

At half past noon, Jasmine and I were having lunch in the kitchen. She had made a salad while I showered off puppy slobber. The salad was delicious. Small cubes of three different cheeses, ham slivers, and cherry tomatoes. A light Russian dressing. I had told her about the puppies’ antics. I was concentrating on my salad when she spoke.

“Remember telling me about Ivanhoe during rounds the first week I started working here?”

I nodded because my mouth was full.