Swimming Without a Net
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Authors: MaryJanice Davidson
Sleeping with the Fishes
“Ms. Davidson has created another laugh-out-loud, unique paranormal romance series that is bound to take off…
Sleeping with the Fishes
has the unique Davidson comic flair that readers have come to love…Among the many paranormal romances on the bookshelves,
Sleeping with the Fishes
is a ‘school’ apart!”
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The Romance Readers Connection
“A zany, amusing fantasy as MaryJanice Davidson provides her trademark wacky, fun tale of the tail…Readers will enjoy this delightful, whimsical story.”
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The Best Reviews
“Davidson certainly knows how to capture the reader’s attention…a hilarious romp with a mermaid, a merman, and a human with a Ph.D. that will have you rolling on the floor in laughter…funny with a side of danger all rolled into one neat little package.”
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Romance Reviews Today
“Known for her quirky sense of humor, MaryJanice Davidson launches what promises to be a smashing series with
Sleeping with the Fishes
. This book brought back the magic of first reading something new by this talented author. Her sense of humor and imagination know no bounds…pure delight to read from start to finish.”
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A Romance Review
“Davidson breathes new life into the frequently tired paranormal romance genre with this refreshingly witty entry featuring a decidedly bad-tempered half-mermaid named Fred…It will be interesting to see where Davidson goes with this new series.”
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Monsters and Critics
“Ms. Davidson is royalty in the ranks of paranormal comedy writers. Somehow, she manages to keep up a rapid-fire round of jokes without ever being too silly or skimping on characterization. It will be a fun trip to see how Fred’s life develops in coming novels.”
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The Eternal Night
“An amusing and sexy new series with a decidedly underwater twist. Employing her patented brand of offbeat humor and lighthearted fun, she serves up a new heroine whose life is about to get extremely complicated.”
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Romantic Times
“You will spend many an hour just laughing through her books.”
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Praise for
the Undead novels of MaryJanice Davidson
“Delightful, wicked fun!”
—Christine Feehan
“A lighthearted vampire pastiche that recalls the work of Charlaine Harris.”
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Omaha World-Herald
“Chick lit meets vampire action in this creative, sophisticated, sexy, and wonderfully witty book.”
—Catherine Spangler
“A laugh-a-minute book.”
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Romance Junkies
“Davidson delivers more wildly witty, irreverent, and just plain funny adventures in her patently hilarious style.”
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Romantic Times
(4½ stars)
“One of the funniest, most satisfying series to come along lately. If you’re [a] fan of Sookie Stackhouse and Anita Blake, don’t miss Betsy Taylor. She rocks.”
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The Best Reviews
“I don’t care what mood you are in, if you open this book you are practically guaranteed to laugh…top-notch humor and a fascinating perspective of the vampire world.”
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ParaNormal Romance Reviews
“[A] wickedly clever and amusing romp. Davidson’s witty dialogue, fast pacing, smart plotting, laugh-out-loud humor, and sexy relationships make this a joy to read.”
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Booklist
UNDEAD AND UNWED
UNDEAD AND UNEMPLOYED
UNDEAD AND UNAPPRECIATED
UNDEAD AND UNRETURNABLE
UNDEAD AND UNPOPULAR
UNDEAD AND UNEASY
DERIK’S BANE
SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES
SWIMMING WITHOUT A NET
Anthologies
CRAVINGS
(with Laurell K. Hamilton, Rebecca York, Eileen Wilks)
BITE
(with Laurell K. Hamilton, Charlaine Harris, Angela Knight, Vickie Taylor)
DEAD AND LOVING IT
MYSTERIA
(with P. C. Cast, Gena Showalter, Susan Grant)
DEMON’S DELIGHT
(with Emma Holly, Vickie Taylor, Catherine Spangler)
BERKLEY JAM titles
by MaryJanice Davidson and Anthony Alongi
JENNIFER SCALES AND THE ANCIENT FURNACE
JENNIFER SCALES AND THE MESSENGER OF LIGHT
THE SILVER MOON ELM: A JENNIFER SCALES NOVEL
MaryJanice Davidson
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SWIMMING WITHOUT A NET
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Copyright © 2007 by MaryJanice Alongi.
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This book is for everyone who was ever irritated by a Disney heroine. Detox with Fred, and rejoice!
It’s also for my dear friend Cathie Carr, who had a crummy year, was lied to (repeatedly) by loved ones, deceived by friends (who had good intentions, but still), did everything she could to save her marriage only to be rewarded with a boot in the face (repeatedly), and managed to pick up the pieces anyway. I’m thirty-eight now, and I never thought I’d meet someone with a bigger pair of plums than mine. Cathie’s plums make mine look like raisins. Or is that an overshare?
I could never write a book without adding an acknowledgments page (or two, or six). Some readers find this puzzling (and often annoying, but hey, nobody’s sticking a gun to your head, right?), but for me it’s always been simple.
All writers know they didn’t create the book/story/play/ commercial jingle/tampon ad on their own. Just having a partner to keep the kids out of your hair is worth a mention on the acknowledgments page. And I’ve been lucky enough to have far more than that.
My friends are quite jaded by now; when I told my buddy Todd he was getting a mention on the acknowledgments page, he said, “Can’t you send me cash instead?” Yeah, well, drop dead twice, O’Halloran.
So! Thanks, in no particular order, are due to: my husband and coauthor (we write the Jennifer Scales series together), my children, my sister, my parents. My agent, my editor, the copy editors, the line editors. The marketing reps, the catalog designers, the cover designers, the flap copy writers.
See, I just put a bunch of gibberish out and it happens to land on a page. The people mentioned above are the ones who take a messy, 300-plus page rough draft and turn it into a book. Maybe even a great book.
For this book in particular, I ended the first draft on Chapter Thirty Three. Even for me, notorious for my tight (read: short) single titles, 200 pages is BAD. Even 300 is skating on the edge. As I explained to my editor, “I got nothin’.” I got to the end, it was done, the story was told, and I was on page 200.
So Cindy, bless her heart, read the manuscript and sent me a page of suggestions. Pointed out where I broke Awful Writing Rule #1: I told, not showed. Suggested scenes I skipped altogether (it’s because of Cindy that we saw Moon Bimm again, and speculation about Fred’s mysterious merman father started up so quickly). Because of Cindy, we saw Dr. Barb in the Caymans and the disaster (and Jonas pummeling) that nearly followed.
(Also, for those of you who haven’t read the preceding book,
Sleeping with the Fishes
, fear not: I think I did a pretty good job explaining the events in that book. You shouldn’t be too lost. But hey, if you are, just buy the first book!)
(Go ahead. We’ll wait.)
(We’re still waiting, here. You think we’ve got nothing better to—)
(Ah. Very good. Thanks. Great cover, huh?)
I must warn you, dear readers, that there is an act of somewhat annoying violence in this book, an act I pretty much glossed over. Cindy coaxed a truer scene out of me, one more suited to the situation and the story and the characters.
The end result, I think, was not only a longer book (my true goal) but, thanks to Cindy Hwang, a better book.
The latter, of course, is up to you, dear reader. And so, finally, thanks for picking up the book and giving it a try. If the cover caught your eye, hooray! If it was the flap copy, even better. If it was name recognition, that’s swell. But as every reader knows, there are all kinds of reasons to pluck a book off the shelf…or not.
So thanks for the pluck. I’ll try not to let you down.
MaryJanice Davidson
www.maryjanicedavidson.net