Sweet Jesus

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Authors: Christine Pountney

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Copyright © 2012 by Christine Pountney

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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication

Pountney, Christine, 1971-
Sweet Jesus / Christine Pountney.

eISBN: 978-0-7710-7124-9

I. Title.

PS8631.08356S84
2012    C813′.6    C2012-900967-9

The author acknowledges the financial support of the Canada Council for the Arts, the Ontario Arts Council, and the Toronto Arts Council.

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Contents
1
 

Z
eus Ortega closed the door and leaned back against it, giving his weight over to its solidity. He wore his clown costume. With the inside of his wrist he held a warm flat pizza box propped against his hip. He shouted, Someone order an extra-large quattro formaggio?

His boyfriend, Fenton Murch, was in the bedroom, sitting up on the waterbed, a thick fall issue of
Vogue
open on his lap. Look at this stunning photograph, he said, smacking the magazine with the back of his hand. The woman on the page swung around to glance over her shoulder, as if in flight, pursued through an Italian cemetery. She wore a voluminous mauve dress with a silver-grey taffeta waistband tied in a hefty bow that sat like a gargoyle on her lower back. Brown hair pinned up in a large heart-shaped chignon, teased to look like a bird’s nest. The problem with being sick, Fenton said, is it takes all the fun out of being shallow.

Zeus put the pizza on the waterbed and Fenton flipped the box lid and yanked off a slice, considered it for a moment,
then took a small bite. He licked a finger and flicked to the next page of his magazine. He hardly even looked at Zeus these days. He’d lost all of his tenderness.

Zeus went into the bathroom, peeled off his wig, and scratched his head furiously. He looked under his fingernails – a whitish paste of dead skin. Even in the midst of life, we are in death. Tucked into the frame of the bathroom mirror were two quotes. The first was from Groucho Marx –
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast
. The second was Samuel Beckett –
No matter, try again, fail again, fail better
. Zeus reread them now and pledged his allegiance, once again, to the likelihood that no plan he made would ever come to fruition.

He woke the next morning to the radio. Someone was conducting an interview next to his head. There had been violent protests against an upcoming gay pride parade in Jerusalem and the reporter was asking a rabbi for his opinion. This is not the
homo
land, the rabbi said, this is the
holy
land. The rabbi was taking a blithe dismissive stance in contrast to the reporter’s earnest concern. Zeus didn’t like his tone. He rolled over – as well as you can roll over in a waterbed – and brought his hand down on the alarm clock. The interview was cut short. Silence bloomed. The bedroom smouldered with dirty-grey urban daylight.

There was comedy in the rabbi’s line, but Zeus didn’t appreciate the sarcasm. Shouldn’t a rabbi show more decorum? Or was it true, as Fenton’s father had once told him over dinner, that a line is a line is a line. Don’t fuck with the joke, Fenton. Sometimes it’s all you’ve got.

What? Fenton had said. You think belligerence is some kind of protection?

You prefer I should be meek? His father was piling mashed
potatoes onto his plate. Don’t be such a putz. It’s balls, Fenton. That’s what you’ve got to have if you want to get anywhere in this life. You think the meek will inherit the earth? Since when did my son convert? And you’ll pardon my
blunt Jewish belligerence
, but do you see the Christians behaving meekly today? Hell no, dropping bombs all over the Middle East.

So are the Jews, Fenton said.

The meek shall inherit nothing, his father said, but their own demise.

And so it had gone, a typical Sabbath meal at Fenton’s parents’ place.

Thing is, thinking back to the rabbi, Zeus couldn’t understand what all the fuss was about. He made an irritated noise with his tongue, and Fenton – who was lying on his stomach beside him with his head sideways on the pillow – said, I know, I know, without opening his eyes. He lives in a country where his neighbours want to kill him, and he doesn’t have anything better to do than worry about a frivolous gay parade of men in leather chaps and feather boas.

Leather chaps and yarmulkes, Zeus corrected him.

Bare bums, but thine head shall be covered.

You get two skull caps with every pair, and Zeus held up his hands like bear paws to imply the buttocks.

Fenton snorted, then started to cough and rolled onto his back. Zeus leaned against him to kiss him.

Get off me, Fenton snapped in a voice that suggested he was in some kind of pain.

Zeus backed off. He’d never known Fenton to be so fragile. The truth was, Fenton had never been one to readily give into weakness. The idea of weakness had never impressed him, never sidled up to him or bowled him over, so it astonished Zeus to realize that weakness had snuck into his lover’s body.

Fenton pushed the duvet down to reveal his thin, pale chest. He was slight, but his body had always been strong. He had milky white skin and cinnamon-coloured hair. He was older than Zeus by twenty years and beginning to show signs of aging, but everything about him, to Zeus, still epitomized beauty. Zeus wanted to help but he didn’t know how. Fenton had gone to see the doctor a few weeks ago and come home saying that the only thing he needed was a little more bedrest. They’d always given each other a lot of freedom, but there seemed to be other short absences recently that Zeus couldn’t account for.

He sat up and sank deeper into the mattress. Maybe you should go see the doctor again, he said, and Fenton grunted a small, stubborn refusal into the air.

Don’t you have to go to work or something? Fenton said, and eventually Zeus stood up. The mattress sloshed, rocking Fenton like a canoe. Zeus went over to the antique vanity with the oval mirror and sat down on the low upholstered stool that was faded and threadbare. He contemplated the pots of makeup, the wigs, the noses. A child’s black tutu that Fenton sometimes wore around his neck.

It was Zeus who had wanted to be the sad clown – mute, naive, pining for love, the butt of jokes – with a white face and tears painted down his cheeks. He’d wanted to mime with exaggerated pathos all the suffering he understood with his prodigious talent for empathy – which more often felt like a burden than a gift. But, at the age of twenty-two, he was too good at the physical humour. He had to ham it up, be jolly, do somersaults, and trip over trolleys. He took off his sleeping shirt and began tucking his black hair under a nylon cap. Then he pulled on his wig with the rubber bald top, making its ring of smoky orange hair sway and hover around his head. Leaning
towards the mirror, he painted on his elaborate dark eyebrows, like the silhouette of two birds facing each other, then the big white sausage of a grin, around which he dabbed a grey five o’clock shadow. Lastly, he applied the glue and, holding it in place for a moment, affixed his red latex nose, slightly oblong and shaped like a big toe.

He stood up and double-checked his wig and makeup, thinking again how boyish he looked for his age. He walked over to the bed in his underwear and sat down and stroked Fenton’s curly hair. For the last three years, the two of them had been working as therapeutic clowns at the children’s hospital in Chicago – for the last year or so, almost exclusively in palliative care, where their characters had begun to take on an otherworldly aspect, as if they belonged somewhere outside the normal standards of decorum and their purpose was to soften the transition between worlds by messing with the rules. You sure you can’t come to work today? Zeus felt a bit fragile himself.

I’m working on a part, Fenton said. It’s called the invalid.

Zeus shook his head. Too close to the bone, he said.

That’s all I know, too close to the bone.

And it was true. Fenton played the bleeding heart, the melancholic. He was the one who got to paint his face white and put inverted triangles under his eyes and make a fetish of his sadness. His wig also had a bald spot, but the hair was grey and he wore a loose white satin jumpsuit. The kids took one look at him and felt their lot improve. He’d curl up in a fetal position on the colourful carpet in the common room and they’d go up to him and put their tiny hands on his shoulder and intone the mantras they’d heard all their short lives. It’s gonna be okay. Don’t be sad.

C’mon, Fenton. We still haven’t done the baby swap.

They had worked out a routine. They would take the babies out of the parents’ hands, the babies who weren’t hooked up to IVs or life support systems, maybe even a healthy visiting sibling, and switch them around. It was a variation of the hat trick. You take one man’s hat and give it to another, take his hat and give it to a third. You take that man’s hat and give it to the first. Fenton and Zeus had wondered how it would play out. Even if it was unnerving, they found the riskier the skit, the greater the catharsis – the more release it offered by way of coming crash-bang head-on with the wretched injustice these parents faced, having brought a baby lovingly into the world only to see it succumb to some virus, heart deformity, organ failure, car wreck.

You’ll have to settle for the country house, Fenton said. The country house was a small painted wooden house on wheels that blew bubbles out of the chimney. Zeus would pull it down the hall on a string and pretend not to notice how the kids came to their doors or sat up in their beds to watch his progress. Then he would disappear into a closet and maybe come out riding a stretcher.

Zeus got dressed, then came back to the bed. He wore high-top sneakers, an old-fashioned black morning jacket with tails, and a pale yellow shirt with a polka-dot tie. His pants were tapered and grey, six inches too short, and patched with velvet squares of ruby and plum. Can I get you anything? he asked, bending to fill Fenton’s ear with his warm breath. I hate to see you like this.

Fenton was silent, then he adjusted himself on the bed, and Zeus got up and poured him a glass of water from the kitchen tap, placing it on the bedside table. Then he put on his beige trench coat, tossed a red wool scarf around his neck. He felt scared for the first time.

Outside, the world felt unknowable, incomprehensible. Zeus bought a bottle of apple juice at the corner store and headed for the train station. How do you sift through the memory of so much history to explain the moment you have arrived at? Fenton had introduced him to clowning not long after they met, five years ago, when Zeus was hanging out on the university campus. He was seventeen and working as a bike courier and used to eat lunch at the student union cafeteria. The food was cheap and he liked the boisterous atmosphere and the cozy feeling he got from infiltrating the sanctuary of a more privileged class of people. He’d get a burrito and a rice pudding, and sometimes even sit in on a class, clicking up and down the lecture hall stairs in his bike shoes and leggings, carrying his filthy canvas bag.

One day Zeus reached for a bowl of rice pudding inside one of the cafeteria’s refrigerated glass cases and took hold of someone’s hand. It was Fenton’s hand and the last portion of rice pudding on campus and they’d both glared at each other like gunslingers, then broke out laughing. Zeus tossed a coin and lost, but then Fenton invited him to share it. Fenton must have sensed an outsider and started to vent. Can you even tolerate what these people take for granted? he said, waving his spoon at the room. Rugby and cheerleading and overpriced textbooks?

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