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Charlene nods at a nearby table. “Want to go sit?”

“So it’s a sit-down conversation, huh? Do I get detention afterward?” I shake my head, mentally punching myself in the nads because that was probably the lamest attempt at a witty flirtation that I’ve ever screwed up.

I’ve seriously been off my game since my divorce three years ago.

Thankfully, she doesn’t notice, or doesn’t care, because she titters again and heads to the table. The sound of bowling balls galloping down the lanes and the ear-shattering crash of flying pins reverberates around the room as we pull the seats out and sit across from each other. I feel like we should be cheek to cheek, sharing a root beer float.

Is it my imagination or is this absolutely awes—

See…this is the reason I haven’t gotten remarried. A woman says hi to me, and I’m already planning who’ll get the kids every other weekend.

Charlene lets go of her bag long enough to pull her seat closer to the table. An obnoxious funk emanates from the bowling shoes, and I discretely remove them from under my nose. They go into the chair beside me, but it’s too late; the nostril damage has already been done.

“So,” I say, “what’s up?” My voice comes out deeper than it usually is, and I can only assume that it was subconsciously intentional.

She says, “Can we talk about Dallas for a minute?”

I scoff and do that nasally snort of disapproval. “That woman. Jesus. I don’t even have the words.”

Charlene checks the surrounding area, and I follow her lead. Jeff remains behind the counter, spraying the fog of anti-death into a row of shoes while the other ten participants in SASS fling heavy balls at ten pieces of carved wood made from rock maple.

We don’t really have a group leader, by the way. Too many strong-willed egos for that to happen, but if I had to pick someone to be in charge, I’d go with Charlene. While she may be more timid and paranoid than a mouse poking its head into a room filled with starving alley cats, she also seems levelheaded and is highly precise with a garrote wire, from the stories I’ve heard. But is that it? Are they just stories?

That’s her trick, she says. Even superheroes need oxygen to survive, most of them anyway.

Charlene leans forward. Her lush red hair falls around her shoulders, and I get a whiff of perfume that smells like strawberry cream. She whispers, “It’s none of my business, but how could you just sit there and let Dallas take credit for
your
work?”

Whoa. What?

I
step
off the commuter plane at PDX and feel the rush of cool rain and wind on my face. Portland’s finest weather, and part of the reason I live here. I love that misty spritz.

The white-haired woman shuffling next to me croaks, “I thought it would be sunny.”

“Vacation?” I ask.

“Visiting my sister. I hoped to get some sun and sand between my toes this close to the ocean.”

I chuckle. She’s clearly never been to the Pacific Northwest before, and I don’t have the heart to tell her that the only waves she’ll see in Portland are over in the Timbers’ stadium.

The woman who had been sitting three rows up from me looks over her shoulder and smiles. Our eye contact lingers, and I’m already planning the honeymoon.

Forget it, bud. You promised yourself time to relax, remember?

Sometimes there are long weeks between jobs, and honestly it’s a good thing, because I don’t care how much of a pro you are, you
need
time to wind down after eliminating someone that’s universally beloved. It’s a hard job, no matter how much some of them deserve it.

I like to sit on my front porch, with a blanket wrapped around my legs, watching the rain while I read non-fiction books about physics and marketing. I read the nerd journals to keep my mind sharp, but I’m also a businessman.

Do I question
why
I do this, why I fight for the wrong side? Sure. Every day. But, just as sure as somebody needs to dig ditches, somebody needs to do what I do.

Is
there a wrong side? Depends on how you look at it.

We all have our faults. None of us are innocent.

Even our heroes.

I’ve been at this for a few years now, but the worst was Polly Pettigrew, also known as White Cloud. She was originally the Blue Baroness, but she dropped out of the crime-fighting scene for a spell, and everyone thought she was dead. When she came back, she was essentially reborn, so the name change was appropriate. She was a billionaire heiress from somewhere deep in Texas—old money that came from centuries of her family controlling bountiful oil fields.

Polly was beautiful, and my God, did that woman have a heart of twenty-four carat gold when it came to the public persona. She was America’s sweetheart on nightly television, but I’ll tell you what, if you’re cutting backroom deals with the Chinese over oil shipments to the tune of billions, Uncle Sam doesn’t care how many little girls adore your action figure, you’re taking a dirt nap.

Polly had a good soul, even if it was a little misguided, and my eight-year-old niece, Stephanie, absolutely worshipped her as White Cloud. Had to be done, though, because once you turn down a job, the men in the black suits who cut the checks may not come calling again.

So here I am, walking into the outer hub of PDX where they bring in all the small flights, stepping into the din of chatting travelers while they wait on their boarding instructions. I smell coffee and hamburgers, two of my favorite things in the world, next to a good northwest-brewed IPA, and immediately regret the half of a leftover peanut butter sandwich I had on the plane. What a waste of stomach space.

The woman I’m marrying in my mind glances back at me again and slows her marching speed.

Oh ho, what’s this? Will we go to Belize or Hawaii?

She’s wearing a charcoal gray blazer, matching gray slacks, and a white top. The carry-on suitcase she drags along is one of those standard black ones that everyone has, and I can see that it looks spotless. There are no scuffmarks or tears in the fabric. She doesn’t have anything tied around the handle to indicate that it’s hers, should she have to check it, and it also looks rather empty. It’s not bulging like it’s jammed with shoes, clothes, a hair dryer, and other necessities.

Either it’s brand new, and she’s here for a short stay, or that thing is a decoy. When you travel as much as I do, you get a certain sense for this stuff.

I get my answer right away when she says, “You look tired, Leo.”

I sigh and nod. These approaches rarely surprise me anymore.

“Got a minute to talk?”

“Which agency?”

I ask this because the NSA pays the best, the CIA is finally learning that you have to open your wallet for quality work, and the FBI, well, let’s just say that I have a certain appendage that could use servicing if they ever lowball me again.

“I doubt you’ve ever heard of us.”

Interesting
.

“Try me.” I keep my eyes focused ahead, paying attention to the swarming, milling crowd. If there’s one, there’s another, and I like keeping these people on their toes. It’s always more fun when I have them shaky and slightly less confident. I spot who I’m looking for about thirty feet ahead.

He’s a dinosaur to be in this line of work and probably had his heyday when the Teletype was still in use. But, he’s good at disguising himself because I never would’ve thought to check him until now. He got on the plane about twenty minutes after I did and I remember he bumped into me when he was trying to put his briefcase in the overhead compartment, then scrambled to get off the plane before everyone else. I see now that he was trying to get into position, but once I’m alone, I’ll have to remember to check my collar and pockets for microscopic tracking devices in case he planted one.

“And,” I add, “tell your buddy up there that if he wants to get someone’s attention off him, he should start picking his nose. Works every time.”

She smirks. “I’ll be sure to let him know. Good eye, actually.” As we pass the aging agent, she says, “Tough break, Agent Carter. Maybe next time.”

Agent Carter’s eyebrows arch high. He shakes his head, grumbles something unintelligible, then he tosses his newspaper into the trash. He follows, but not too closely.

The agent at my side clears her throat and says, “We realize you just got back from, you know, that job in Beijing, and Powder Keg was tougher than you—”

I hold my palm up to her. “Nope.”

“Nope what?”

“He
wasn’t
tougher than I expected and not another word until, one, you tell me how you know where I’ve been, and two, you tell me which agency because I don’t make a habit of talking to people I’ve just met. Stranger danger.”

This elicits a throaty laugh from her. Did I say something funny?

“We know more about you than your own mother, Leo, but I appreciate your candor.”

No, she doesn’t...she does
not
know the truth. But, I play along. “Then you’re aware that I’m not a fan of secrecy.”

“You like northwest IPAs with a low IBU, right? Let me buy you one. I know a good spot.”

Okay, now I’m impressed. “Local brew?”

“Wouldn’t have it any other way.”

I
never accept
rides from ultra-secretive government agents, especially ones who refuse to identify themselves until they have a cold brew in their hand.

However, her invitation intrigued me because the way this
usually
goes is via a self-destructing cell phone that receives vague texts, handed to me by some “whitebread” dude in dark glasses. Good thing I operate well on little instruction.

She doesn’t even tell me her name until the waitress brings two heavy mugs full of a golden amber liquid. These things are made of such thick glass, you could use them as hammers.

She says, “Wait until you taste this. New guys in town doing some amazing craft work.”

“How do you know I haven’t had it before?” I ask. She’d ordered them while I was in the restroom. I couldn’t find any tracking devices, but if they think they already know so much about me, I doubt it matters.

She grins and sips her beer. “Please. You know the answer to that.”

I shrug and let her have this small win. Chess matches can take a long time.

The IPA is amazing, unlike any I’ve ever tasted, and I have to work to contain my excitement. She’s right, the bitter taste of IPA is almost negligible and there’s this sort of heady, fruit-forward taste with a soft touch on the back end. Magnificent. I smack my lips and feel a grin stretch to my ears.

“See?”

I lick the foam off my upper lip and take another swig. “That’s just…unbelievable. So good. I can’t decide if I should propose to you or threaten to walk if you don’t tell me what I want to know.”

Her eyes soften over the rim of her mug. When she sets it down, I notice the small trace of lipstick left behind on the glass. “Let’s start with the latter.”

I inspect the bar. We’re alone except for the bored bartender and the waitress folding napkins around silverware. The sounds of basketball, scuffling shoes and bouncing rubber, along with the voice of an excited sportscaster, emanate from the embedded speakers while Agent Carter sits at the bar, arms crossed, watching the Blazers play. They’re winning, finally.

“Great,” I say. “Who the fuck are you?” I force a smile to look real, but she can sense my impatience. Time for the game to be over. I’m walking in dangerous territory here and I’ve let it go too long already.

“Agent Lisa Kelly,” she answers. “Sorry about the discretion. Can’t be too careful in airports. Too many cameras, too many ears.”

“And you’re with…whom? You’re too laid back for a spook. You’re drinking a beer so you can’t be one of those stiffs from the FBI, and the NSA would do a handoff in the grocery store. So that leaves, what? Secret Service? Homefront?”

“What if I told you that we’re so far off the books, the president doesn’t even know about us?”

“Then I’d call bullshit and walk out the door. I might finish my beer first, but that’d be about the end of our conversation.”

Agent Kelly leans back in her seat and sips. She has green eyes, unnaturally tan skin for someone who likely spends more time working than enjoying her days off, and brunette hair pulled into a tight bun. I’ve been
seeing
her face, but this is the first time I’ve actually
looked
at her. She’s a beautiful woman. I’d put her at about forty, close to my age, but not a day over.

She stares at me intently while I wait. It doesn’t take long before I grow uncomfortable and say, “What?”

“I’m waiting on you to walk.”

So she’s really going to play it out, huh? Might as well see how far she’ll take it.

“All right.” I lift my shoulders and let them drop with a huff. “Let’s hear it.”

“Thought so. They said you were the curious type.”

“They who?”

“The data nerds.”

“And exactly where does this data come from?”

“Around.”

I look at my watch. I don’t really care what time it is, but this is getting old.

“Somewhere to be?”

“Oh my God.” She’s maddening. “Are you married?”

“No, why do you ask?”

“I’m not surp—never mind.”

Agent Kelly chuckles and signals for the waitress to bring us another round. “Deke…Agent Carter over there, he and I are from DPS.”

I’d never heard of it before and tell her so. I also don’t call bullshit, nor do I get up and walk out the door. She has my attention. There isn’t much I don’t know about the darker side of our fine governmental establishment.

“Direct Protection Services,” she continues. “When the suits see certain patterns in your testing, you’re given the option to take a post with DPS. It’s almost like the Witness Protection Program, in a way, except for the fact that we’re not running from anyone. If you join DPS, you say your goodbyes and then you vanish. All records, all traces…”—she swipes her hand across the table—“gone. You never existed. From then on, it’s service until you retire or take the long road home.”

“All in the name of God and country? Admirable, I suppose.”

Agent Kelly impatiently glances around for the waitress. “Sacrifices were made, but the pay makes it worth it.”

“Wild guess says that Lisa Kelly isn’t your real name.”

She shakes her head. “Just like Leo Craft isn’t yours.”

“Touché, but that one’s free.” Something occurs to me—the way she fidgets in her seat, the way she slyly glances at Deke Carter for approval, and how her fingers can’t stop fiddling with a packet of sugar; they’re all signs of some underlying current of insecurity. “You’re new at this, aren’t you? At least with the DPS.”

“What makes you say that?”

The hint of surprise on her face is all I need to see. It means she can be manipulated if the situation calls for it. Somebody thought she was prepared for this role, but you can’t make up for inherent human nature. “What do you need from me, Agent Kelly?”

When she gives an indirect answer, for once, I’m not prepared for what I hear.