Strange Trades (57 page)
Authors: Paul Di Filippo
This then, P. realized, was its true output.
Soon, P. knew, the boredom would invade his home, as it already had crept into the domiciles closest to The Boredom Factory. At such a time, there would no longer be any difference between home and the Factory.
And, ultimately, this was why he continued to go to work.
Strange Trades Drabble
Once a group of fiction magazine enthusiasts gathered online.
Their conversation flourished until the advent of virtual reality.
Then they all began to quarrel over avatars.
“I’ll be Tarzan!”
“No, me!”
“Take off that deerstalker, you second-rate Sherlock!”
“Make me!”
All civilized discourse ended when five people simultaneously appeared as John Carter.
Once the fighting had temporarily ceased, the wise list- moderator stepped in. “Ladies and gentlemen, we must resolve this sensibly. I suggest we each adopt the persona of a famous editor, assigned by lot. There’ll be no fighting then.”
He was right. Now faced with being editors, everyone left!
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, events, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
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Copyright © 2001 by Paul Di Filippo
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