Authors: Christopher Fowler
âI had a plate of cockles.'
âNo you didn't, you were asleep in a train that was being used as part of a stage production, just around the corner from the PCU,' May pointed out. âYou had some old money in your pockets.'
âYes, I sometimes do.' Digging into the pocket of his dressing gown, he produced a half-crown and a packet of sweet cigarettes.
âExactly what kind of conversation do you think you had with this magician?' asked May.
âThat's the odd part. He talked to me about the days when he started in the theatre, as if he was telling me some kind of secret that has a bearing on our investigation.'
âWhat did he say?'
âHe said he attracted people not because of what he said or did but because of the persona he adopted, and that his real character always found a way to resurface. Something like that. I don't think I've been asking the right questions. These fantasies are trying to drag something out of me.'
âSo you're manipulating them, like lucid dreaming. Your brain's not giving up without a fight, is it?'
âIt's what I trained it to do for so many years.' Bryant hugged his tea mug. âIt's one of the reasons why Raymond has never understood me. He thinks I come out with reams of spurious, random tosh just to annoy him.'
âWell, you do.'
âOf course, but I'm processing information. You once said I'd forgotten more than most people knew and you're right. When a case demands it I have to dig up that data again. But finding it and then knowing how to employ it â that's the problem.'
âThen write it all down,' said May. âTry to make sense of these â events.' He checked his watch. âArthur, I can't stay.'
Bryant's eyebrows rose. âAre you going back to the unit?'
âNo, it's not official business. It's just something I have to do alone.'
It wasn't like May to be secretive. Bryant had an uncomfortable feeling in the pit of his stomach. âSo I must remain here under lock and key,' he said.
âRaymond won't have you back at the PCU,' May warned. âYou can see his point. You could have walked under a train in St Pancras Station. If, as you say, these episodes replace the real world with something from your imagination, we have no way of knowing where you might end up next. Look at all the books you've got here. You can still work.'
âAnd if I want to go out I must be accompanied at all times, like a baby.'
May shot a beseeching look at Alma. âDon't worry,' said the landlady, patting Bryant's arm, âI'll be here for you.'
Bryant folded his arms in disgust. âIf you think there's a future that involves you spoon-feeding me tapioca pudding and taking me to church jumble sales, kindly open the oven door and put a cushion inside.'
âAlma, he's all yours,' said May, rising. âI'll call you tomorrow to check that he's OK.'
âHe'll be fine,' Alma assured him.
âYou're talking about me in the third person now!' bellowed Bryant, horrified. âI'm still here, you silly old fools!' But May had closed the door behind him and Alma had gone back to her stove.
Janice Longbright had changed out of her black PCU sweater and donned a flowery 1950s cocktail frock she happened to keep in the evidence room.
After all
, she decided,
it's an exclusive treatment centre, and if I have to work outside my regular hours I might as well get some enjoyment from it.
She checked herself in the mirror. â
Zaftig' isn't the look I was going for
, she thought with a sigh.
I was thinking Joan Collins, not Phil Collins.
The white clapboard frontage of the old St Alphege Centre was bordered with dwarf conifers and olive trees, and surrounded by African daisies in tubs. There was no sign of
wabi-sabi
here; the shrubs still bore their nursery price tags and a shiny new brass plaque engraved with the Life Options logo aimed to suggest heritage and elegance.
Facing Dolphin Square and marooned in a strangely unappealing stretch of the Thames, the former boathouse had been manicured to appear discreetly expensive, the sort of venue where you might find Gwyneth Paltrow and the Prime Minister's wife covered in cucumber slices.
I can't wait to put this through on my expenses
, thought Longbright, looking up at the ivy-hung window boxes as she got out of the taxi. She was greeted by a young woman in a white collarless shirt and a man's black suit. âYou must be Mrs Forthright,' she said without need to refer to a chart. âWe have some spare spaces tonight. The rain has caused some cancellations.' She cast a disdainful eye over Longbright's dress â nobody wore summer colours in November â and ushered her to the counter.
Longbright had used her mother's maiden name for the booking. The young woman smiled at her distantly. The detective sergeant recognized the look; it was the kind ground staff gave passengers when they were scanning their passports.
âI'm Laura, your induction guide,' said the concierge, checking her watch. âThe introductory session begins at half past. Would you like to go straight through?'
âWe have five minutes,' said Longbright. âThe gentleman giving the introductory talk â is he the owner?'
âThat's right. Mr Thornberry set up the wellbeing centre with his business partner, Ms North.'
âCassie North?' asked Longbright, attempting to look delighted. âI just saw her in
OK
magazine. She's very glamorous, a good advertisement for the centre.'
The young woman made a faint non-committal noise that suggested she didn't entirely agree. âShe normally takes the inductions with Mr Thornberry, but she has meetings tonight. I'm sure you'll get to talk to her in due course.'
âWill there be many of us?'
âWe like to keep the induction classes small. Mr Thornberry and his team prefer to conduct one-on-one sessions wherever possible in order to tailor treatments to individual needs.'
Longbright checked out the photographs of the instructors pinned to the wall. She stopped before one headshot and took a closer look, then backed up to the shot of Cassie North.
Same surname
, she thought,
family resemblance.
âMarion North? Is she Cassie North's mother?'
âYes. Mrs North is currently taking classes on the astrology of finance.'
âI didn't know there was such a thing.'
âThe induction is about to start so I can explain all the courses and give you a tour of the facilities afterwards. Shall we go through?'
Longbright was led into a very white lateral rectangle filled with tropical flowers and laid out with fifteen bright red seats. The inductees fitted a very particular demographic. They reminded Longbright of country houses, elegant, stately and expensive to maintain, but awe-inspiring to casual visitors. The detective sergeant did not belong in their world. She couldn't imagine having days that were empty enough to allow for perpetual refurbishment.
The concierge directed them to turn off their phones, but Longbright had long ago mastered the art of sneakily firing shots without appearing to move a muscle. There appeared to be no CCTV in the room, which was helpful. These were tough, intelligent women who would not take kindly to invasions of privacy, especially if it included baring their souls to a therapist.
âWell,
you're
an unfamiliar face.' The languorous, well-preserved woman sitting next to her raised huge dark glasses and blatantly examined her with tiny staring eyes. âI'm loving your dress. That's a 1950s original Balenciaga, isn't it? Wherever did you find it?'
âIt was my mother's,' Longbright explained.
âI'm Anna Marshall.'
âJanice.' Longbright shook the proffered hand. âIsn't this the induction?'
âYes,' said Marshall, âbut it's my third time.'
âI don't understand.'
âI just love watching Ali turn on the charm.' Marshall gave a knowing smile.
âYou think he's good, then?'
âDarling, I've been on dozens of nutrition, diet and holistic wellbeing courses and he's by far the most intriguing instructor.'
âSo you think he gets results?'
âOh, I imagine he can get whatever he wants,' said Marshall, her button eyes shining in anticipation.
âBut the coursesâ'
âThe
courses
.' Marshall swept the idea aside with a clatter of bangles. âThey're exactly what you'd expect. I mean, they're never very different, are they? Far too much guff about energy lines and chakra-balancing â personally I find Chablis and Xanax does the trick just as well â and they gouge you for the beauty products, but who doesn't?'
âI thought it was about initiating change,' Longbright said, quoting the brochure.
âGood Lord no. I mean, if you want to lose weight cut out sugar, and if you want to calm down read a book. It's not rocket science, is it? Nobody signs up believing they're going to change.' She seemed to lose her train of thought. âI spend an absolute fortune here,' she finished vaguely.
âSo, what gives this place the edge?'
Marshall lowered her dark glasses and sat back in her chair. âYou'll see,' she said. âHere he comes.'
Longbright smelled vanilla, cedar and something darker as the door behind them opened.
âIs that it?' asked Fraternity, sitting on the corner of Longbright's desk later. âA bit of sex appeal? You, of all people â you fought harder for liberation than anyone and all it takes to undo decades of advancement is biceps and a cute smile?'
âIt isn't like that,' said Longbright, briskly flattening out her notes and starting to type them up. âYou wouldn't understand. He has showmanship. He plays the room. He understands women. He's charismatic and responsive. He talks you through the courses and then does individual assessments, and you probably don't notice you've just lost two hours and two hundred nicker.'
âYou're saying they all fall over and open their wallets because someone in a tight T-shirt waltzes into the room to sell a bunch of beauty courses.'
âI'm saying he's a fake, Fraternity. They know it and he knows it and it still doesn't matter, because he gives them value for money and makes them feel good about themselves. Like taking a younger lover, without the nuisance factor. Which means he's on to a real winner.'
âSo what happened after the induction session?' Fraternity asked, intrigued.
Longbright watched the women filing out of the room, happy and lost, as if they'd been stunned to discover that they'd been left fortunes by forgotten relatives. Ali's effect on them was extraordinary, and even she had proven less immune than she'd expected. But now that the main attraction had disappeared the feeling of euphoria quickly wore off, so she set out to search the private rooms.
She knew that at this stage it would take time to get a warrant for the centre, so a little clandestine snooping was called for. Ali's partner, Cassandra North, was away from the building, so it seemed logical to start in her office.
Longbright waited until a gaggle of white-robed women had passed along the hall and started checking the names on the doors.
There are no locks anywhere
, she thought,
but why would there be? It's a spa, not a prison.
She found an office door marked âNorth' but the room didn't feel as if it belonged to a company director. There were astrological charts above a treatment table, jars of herbal essences, a display of what she took to be semi-precious gemstones, a yoga mat, incense holders and some sparkly paintings that looked as if they'd been produced by ten-year-olds. A framed photograph showed Marion North and her daughter on horses somewhere in the Thames Valley.
Someone was coming. She heard a man's footsteps in the hall, and quickly tried the only other door in the room. It turned out to be a supply cupboard into which she barely fitted. Vowing to lose weight as she pulled the door closed, she heard the voice that had just addressed a roomful of enraptured clients.
âSlow down, I don't understand what you're saying. Just tell me . . . Really? You think now's a good time? I could do with you here, Cassie. Mrs Busabi's going crazy because she didn't get her appointment today, and you know how much she's willing to â Yeah, I can get your mother to give her a free treatment but I'd rather you were here to â Well, get back here as soon as you can . . . No, it's more important that you're here right now.' And then he was gone and the room was silent again. Longbright let herself out, waited until the coast was clear and checked the rest of the rooms.
Cassandra North had left her office computer in sleep mode, but it was password-protected. Her printer had a stack of Excel spreadsheets in its tray. Longbright took a chance and went through them with one eye on the door. The pages covered course schedules for three weeks back and one week forward. In the fortnight before her death Dalladay had signed up for almost every course Ali hosted, but one class in particular caught Longbright's eye. She was still reading the schedules when the footsteps returned and stopped outside. Folding a page into her pocket, she was forced to run to another cupboard. This one had a handle that refused to turn. Behind her the main door was starting to open.
The receptionist entered the room and froze when she found Longbright standing beside the desk. âYou're not supposed to be back here, Mrs Forthright,' she said sharply.
âI'm sorry, I got a bit disoriented when I came out of the induction. Mr Thornberry has a very powerful effect on people, doesn't he?'
âA lot of our clients say that.' The receptionist's professional smile slipped back into place. She took Longbright's arm with a firm, steady hand. âI'll give you that tour now, shall I?'
âWhat have you got?' she asked Fraternity. âNorth won't be able to tell you've hacked her account, will she?'