Authors: Kitty Burns Florey
“What? Yes. Where?”
“He'll be there,” she says into the receiver. “What's theâokay. Fabulous. Bye, Dr. W. Give my regards.” She hangs up and says, “He's freaking out. He wants more Whacks. He says he's waited for this moment for yearsâsomebody to call him up and tell him there might be more Whacks in this world. He's calling his friend Sztmkiewcz right now. Crazed Polish Whack collectors. God only knows what's going to happen to the poor slob in his chair, probably lying there with his gums gaping open.”
Anstice stands up and begins walking around the room, stepping around cats, her hands clasped at her bosom.
“God, this is so exciting. Isn't it? Marcusâare you sure we shouldn't call Emily right this minute? I can get her on Sophie's cell. She could go talk to Wrzeszczynski. I mean, do we have a right to leave her out of it, at this point?”
“It's not that I want to leave her out.” Marcus looks down, thinking, and sees that the legs of Anstice's desk end in dainty paws. “I just don't want to give her false hope,” he says. “I'll do the legwork, find out what Wrzeszczynski knows, and pass it on to her. But I'm not telling her about Hart.”
“God damn that guy, he should be in jail.”
“Anstice, we can't tell her. And that means we can't tell anybody.”
“No, no, noâyou're right. She doesn't need to know that. I see what you mean about the animal thing, too.”
“I alwaysâ” Marcus hesitates: He is often afraid, not without reason, that the things he thinks sound weird to other people. “I always think Emily is kind of like the last pigeon. You know, all the pigeons on the sidewalk fly away in a panic when a human comes along, but there's always one that just stays where it was, pecking at the stale bread crust, refusing to be moved, refusing to give up. Trusting that nothing bad will happen. She's like that, I think. So smart and plucky, andâwellâsort of in her own world, butâyou knowâlovable.”
“How very interesting.” Anstice sits back down. “You have no idea.” She stares intently at him. “And it's true, you do have the most amazing eyes.”
Marcus looks down in embarrassment at the cat in his lap, who is managing to sleep and purr at the same time. Anstice, seeing she has made him uncomfortable, says, “Would you like another cookie? I have tons. Lately, I can't seem to stop baking things.”
“No, thanks, really.”
“Don't be polite. Take one home if you want to. Take two.”
Marcus takes two cookies and slips them into his pocket. Anstice looks pleased.
“Okay, then, Marcus,” she says. “This is the thing. Don't tell Wrzeszczynski exactly what she's got. Just say there may be some Whacks out there somewhereâokay? And you want to know on behalf of a friend how they might be sold, what kind of prices they're bringing. Is there a gallery that carries his stuff? Or could your friend deal with private collectors? Don't say too much.”
Marcus nods. “Where do I meet him?”
“His house in Greenpoint, 120 Java.”
He imagines the scene in which he breaks it to Emily that she owns something of immense value and is no longer poor. He imagines Emily wearing expensive clothes like Anstice's and filling her loft with antiques and having caviar and champagne for dinner instead of poached eggs and leftover Halloween candy. This is an unexpectedly elusive vision.
At the door, Anstice says, as if reading his mind, “It seems crazy, doesn't it? And yet these things happen sometimes. Look at that guyâwhat's his name? That friend of Lamont's who had a piece of junk pottery that he wanted to get rid of, and he sold it on eBay, and it turned out to be rare Majolica and it was worth like fifty thousand dollars.”
“I've heard about him. Fred something?”
“Right. Total loser. But fifty thou! And that's chicken feed compared to the Whacks.”
“I hope so.”
“Believe it.”
They stand there looking at each other and then, spontaneously, a little shyly, they giggle and hug each other. Hugging Anstice is like curling up with a big down comforter, and it is alsoâhe tells himself, with a shockâlike hugging Summer.
“Marcus,” she says into his shoulder. “You won'tâI mean, one of these days we'll go public, but we're not quiteâyou know.”
“As far as I'm concerned, the elevator ride has already ceased to exist,” Marcus says, and as soon as he has left the building, this lie becomes true.
Marcus walks to Greenpoint by way of the Three Flags Deli on Franklin (“
MOWIMY PO POLSKU
/
SE HABLA ESPANOL
/
WE SPEEK ENGLISH
”), where he kills a few minutes with an egg-and-pepper sandwich. Then he walks up Java Street, munching a cookie. Like most Greenpoint streets, Java is lined with remodeled brownstones. Wrzeszczynski's place is squeezed between a faux-shingled Cape Codder and a pink stuccoed Italian villa. The house has kept its dignity, and then some: It's a meticulously preserved triumph of mid-nineteenth-century rowhouse architecture, corniced and corbeled and bay-windowed, the pocket front yard surrounded by a curlicued wrought-iron fence, the door, at the top of a row of fancily molded concrete steps, a heavy oak beveled-glass wonder.
When he rings the bell, there is a melodious peal, and then the door is opened by Wrzeszczynski himself.
Wrzeszczynski doesn't have the look of someone who has just rushed away from a bloody set of novocained gums. He is wearing a pristine white shirt with a silky gray tie, his Cary Grantish chin is clean-shaven, little wire spectacles sit firmly on the bridge of his long nose. Marcus is acutely conscious of the fact that not only is he wearing his grungiest jacket and the sweater with the hole in the sleeve from the Salvation Army, but that he is probably strewn with crumbs and cat hair.
“You're Marcus.” Wrzeszczynski's handshake is trembly with excitement. “Come in.”
Inside, it's like a set for a PBS series about upper-crust New York society at the turn of the twentieth century: Oriental carpets, stately mantelpiece, graceful staircase winding up. Wrzeszczynski turns to Marcus and says, “I will show you my Whacks, and then we can talk.”
Marcus follows him up the stairs. The wall is lined with small photographs in ornate gold frames. The subjects must be old-country ancestors: a stout woman and a black-bearded man in front of a farmhouse, a studio photo of a woman with a spit curl and a large hat, a fat baby in rompers clutching a stuffed horse, a bewhiskered man in uniform with a baton tucked under one arm like Field Marshal Montgomery.
The upstairs hall is hung with paintings. “I have a lot of art,” Wrzeszczynski says, waving a hand. The gesture is almost dismissive, though the art seems impressive to Marcus; even the frames look expensive. “I collect many things. But come this way.” Wrzeszczynski has a faint accent, like an American actor might have in a movie where he plays a spy from some Eastern European country. “This is the Whack Room.”
He leads Marcus into a back room on the second floor, a stark contrast to the rest of the house. Here, the walls are white, the molding has been removed, the floor is the bland blond expanse of an art gallery. Each of the four walls holds a painting: all, quite obviously, Whacks.
There is nothing else in the room.
Wrzeszczynski and Marcus make their way from painting to painting. A piece of cheese, a pack of matches, an empty green vase. (“This I bought in 1990, when Joe was just beginning this amazing series, when he was finding his true vision.”) A pencil, a large mottled stone, a set of keys. (“Slightly later, from the early nineties.”) A flashlight, a folded wallet, a bottle cap. (“Another from around the same time, perhaps my favorite.”) The last is somewhat different: a roll of film, a small opened book, and the edge of a mirror in which can be glimpsed, very faintly, part of a face.
“And this one,” Wrzeszczynski says. “This oneâthe only known self-portrait.”
He and Marcus stare at it together, and Marcus can tell that the dentist is choked with emotion. He's almost afraid of what Wrzeszczynski will do when he learns about the two pastels. “Such a tantalizing piece,” Wrzeszczynski says, and then breaks down and has to wipe his eyes. “The poor man,” he says, shaking his head. “The poor, poor man. What a loss.”
They stand there a few moments longer, and then Wrzeszczynski takes Marcus by the arm. “Come. We'll talk.”
Wrzeszczynski closes the Whack Room door softly behind them as if they are leaving a chapel containing the Holy Presence, and they go back downstairs to the front room, which Marcus has trouble calling anything but a
parlor
: velvet upholstery, marble tabletops, tufted chairs. From a decanter on a small oval table, Wrzeszczynski pours amber liquid into delicately etched glasses. He passes one to Marcus; his hands are beautifully manicured, with elegant, dentisty fingers. He wears a signet ring and a Rolex.
“To Josef Wakowski,” he says. They touch glasses, and Marcus drinks, and everything is suddenly clear.
“Wakowski,” Marcus says. “Joe Whack was Polish.”
“A great, great Polish patriot and a magnificent artist. When he died, he took a piece of the heart of all Poles. I revere his memory more than I can say.”
Wrzeszczynski downs the stuff in his glass and pours another, and tells Marcus the story of Josef Wakowski, who was born to wealthy Polish immigrant parents in the American Midwest. He traveled to Poland in 1970 as a fiery, idealistic teenager, inspired by the riots that led eventually to the fall of Gomulka. He went to art school in Warsaw, and later became a member of Solidarity, working with the movement until 1982, when he barely escaped arrest, made his way into France, and finally returned to America, settling in Brooklyn and devoting himself to his art. Every cent he could spare, however, he sent back to Poland, to his friends in the movement.
“And he died,” Wrzeszczynski says, his voice breaking. “He died from the effects of the poison gas the Communists used in 1981. He was never well again. A long, slow, agonizing death. But he kept painting, right up to the end. Those,” he says, pointing upward to the Whack room, “they are memorials to life. To what is around us. To the small nothings that are what our lives are made of. To the beauty of the insignificant. To Poland. To America.”
They drain their glassesâMarcus has no idea what he is drinking, except that it is fiery and strongâand then they sit in silence for a moment. Marcus tries to remember the man who picked up his father that time in Honesdale, waiting in the car with the motor running while Summer wept. He remembers, a few years later, his father telling him how unappreciated Whack was, how poor, how struggling. That must have been just before Whack found his vision and Wrzeszczynski found Whack.
Wrzeszczynski takes a deep breath, smiles, and refills their glasses. “And now,” he says. “Please, Marcus. Tell me about these Whacks.”
15
No garden, one dragon
Emily is obsessed with Trollope's mother's dog.
Was he or was he not a Newfoundland?
It's a bright morning, she is done with gardening for the year, and she has to go to the unemployment office. Instead she is surfing the Internet. She has discovered that Byron was a Newfie nut and actually wrote an ode to his beloved dog, and that the faithful Nana in the original
Peter Pan
was a Newfie, but she has not uncovered a single fact about the Trollope family dogs.
Nor did she find anything at the Brooklyn library, where she went to check out Trollope biographies. The library had one of Frances and three of Anthony, thick tomes full of interesting Trollopiana (Trollope at Harrow, a classmate said, was “without exception, the most slovenly and dirty boy I ever met”), but no dog specifics. She was so frustrated after that wasted morning that she had to walk down the block to the Botanic Garden for what Marcus calls an RBI: Restorative Biophilic Interlude, and where the egret and the yellowing gingko leaves and the big jolly Hasidic families cheered her up. She sat on a bench in the Japanese pavilion leafing through a book she took out of the library about Anthony's brother Tom Trollope, who lived in Florence, gave Anthony the plot for
Doctor Thorne
, and wrote his memoirs before he died peacefully at eighty-two.
The various Trollope brothers are all over the place, but their mother's dog is nowhere to be found, and Emily is ready to admit defeat, at least for the moment. She types one more desperately narrowed search into Google: “FRANCES + TROLLOPE + ANTHONY + MOTHER + DOG + NEPTUNE + NEWFOUNDLAND” and gets no hits at all.
She sighs and logs off. Before the noon light bleaches everything out, she should get out on the streets, to photograph them for her new project, “Disappearing Brooklyn,” the memorialization of the neighborhood before it dies. Death is on the way, she knows. There will come a day when the Polish meat markets and the Hispanic delis will be replaced by fast food outlets. When bookshops won't be called
ksiegarnias
, when trilingual signs like
DRUGSTORE
/
FARMACIA
/
APTEKA
will be taken down, and garish plastic
DRUGMARTCO
signs raised in their places.
As she gets up from her desk, the phone rings.
“Emily!”
“Gene Rae!”
“Emily, something horrible. Susan Skolnick was raped yesterday, right on her own rooftop.”
“Oh shit.” Emily sits down hard, Izzy on her head. “How horrible. Is she okay?”
“I think she's okay. She was putting her key in the lock, and he comes along with a knife and forces her up the stairs to the roof. But listen to this. She
killed
the guy. She pushed him over the side. And it was that guy ElliotâLamont's friend? Who's subletting from Jeanette? He pulled a knife on her, and there was a struggle, and he went over the side into the street. Did you hear the sirens? It was about six o'clock, just when it got dark.”