It’s a lucky escape for our cat, then—that it doesn’t exist, for that would have been a brutal ending. And a lucky escape twice over, as it happens, for on this particular morning the nigh-on unthinkable has happened, and Jackson Lamb is not dozing at his desk, or prowling the kitchen area outside his office, scavenging his underlings’ food; nor is he wafting up and down the staircase with that creepily silent tread he adopts at will. He’s not banging on his floor, which is River Cartwright’s ceiling, for the pleasure of timing how long it takes Cartwright to arrive, and he’s not ignoring Catherine Standish while she delivers another pointless report he’s forgotten commissioning. Simply put, he’s not here.
And no one in Slough House has the faintest idea where he is.
Where Jackson
Lamb was was Oxford, and he had a brand new theory, one to float in front of the suits at Regent’s Park. Lamb’s new theory was this: that instead of sending tadpole spooks on expensive torture-resistance courses at hideaways on the Welsh borders, they should pack them off to Oxford railway station to observe the staff in action. Because whatever training these guys underwent, it left every last one of them highly skilled in the art of not releasing information.
“You work here, right?”
“Sir?”
“Were you on shift last Tuesday evening?”
“The helpline number’s on all the posters, sir. If you have a complaint—”
“I don’t have a complaint,” Lamb said. “I just want to know if you were on duty last Tuesday evening.”
“And why would you want to know that, sir?”
Lamb had been stonewalled three times so far. This fourth was a small man with sleeked-back hair and a grey moustache that twitched occasionally of its own accord. He looked like a weasel in a uniform. Lamb would have caught him by the back legs and cracked him like a whip, but there was a policeman within earshot.
“Let’s assume it’s important.”
He had ID, of course, under a workname, but didn’t have to be a fisherman to know that you don’t go lobbing rocks in the pool before you cast your line. If anyone rang the number on his card, bells and whistles would sound at Regent’s Park. And Lamb didn’t want the suits asking what he thought he was doing, because he wasn’t sure what he thought he was doing, and there was no chance in hell he was going to share that information.
“Very important,” he added. He tapped his lapel. A wallet poked visibly from his inside pocket, and a twenty pound note peeped visibly from inside that.
“Ah.”
“I take it that’s a yes.”
“You understand we have to be careful, sir. With people asking questions at major transport hubs.”
Good to know, thought Jackson Lamb, that if terrorists descended on this particular transport hub, they’d meet an impregnable line of defence. Unless they waved banknotes. “Last Tuesday,” he said. “There was some kind of meltdown.”
But his man was already shaking his head: “Not our problem, sir. Everything was fine here.”
“Everything was fine except the trains weren’t running.”
“The trains were running here, sir. There were problems elsewhere.”
“Right.” It had been a while since Lamb had endured a conversation this long without resorting to profanity. The slow horses would have been amazed, except the newbies, who’d have suspected a test. “But wherever the problem, there were people being bused here from Reading. Because the trains weren’t running.”
The weasel was knitting his eyebrows together, but had seen his way to the end of this line of questioning, and was picking up speed on the final stretch. “That’s right, sir. A replacement bus service.”
“Which came from where?”
“On that particular occasion, sir, I rather think they’d have come from Reading.”
Of course they bloody would. Jackson Lamb sighed, and reached for his cigarettes.
“You can’t smoke in here, sir.”
Lamb tucked one behind his ear. “When’s the next Reading train?”
“Five minutes, sir.”
Grunting his thanks, Lamb turned for the barriers.
“Sir?”
He looked back.
Gaze fixed on Lamb’s lapel, the weasel made a rustly sign with finger and thumb.
“What?”
“I thought you were going to …”
“Give you a tip?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. Here’s a good one.” Lamb tapped his nose with a finger. “If you’ve got a complaint, there’s a helpline number on the posters.”
Then he wandered onto the platform, and waited for his train.
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