Sixty-Nine (26 page)

1. Walk around the house naked all evening, whether alone or with your mate.
   
2. If you have the privacy, plan a weekend to have sex in every room of the house.
   
3. Compliment your mate on what he/she does that pleases you, and then tell him/her what else turns you on, in and out of bed.
   Then try it together.
   

4. Check into a hotel by yourself for a night with a bag of toys and treat yourself to strawberries, chocolate, shrimp, and champagne,
   whatever—​don’t forget candles and incense—and then spend the evening finding your G-spot, and focus on bringing yourself to the highest
   level of orgasm ever. Learn your body. Find your spots. Make love to you.
   

5. Send a sex text to your lover during the day and promise him/her (1) a chocolate tongue bath, (2) a butt massage, or (3) oral
   sex, without a word being said, as soon as he/she walks in the door. Let him/her pick one.
   
6. Do a topless lap dance for your man while wearing boy shorts (these flatter the booty) and heels.
   
7. Try out a nude beach together or with willing friends while on vacation.
   
8. Play board games or cards together and the loser has to perform fellatio or cunnilingus for ten minutes (or less, depending
   on how talented he/she is).
   
9. Meet (hotel or at home) for lunch-hour sex.
   
10. Put on some Johnny Gill or baby-making music equivalent and have a pillow talk evening where you speak sexy to each other
    the entire time you’re having sex, especially cheering the other on while they climax.
    
11. Have phone sex with your lover while you’re each in different rooms, and then meet up in the shower together.
    
12. Ladies, ride your mate reverse cowgirl until he…well, until he yells “Yippie yi yo yippie yo yippie yay.” Or you yell it.
    
13. Go to a sex shop together and pick out a pocket pussy that he likes. Use it on him while giving him a hand job, you gripping
    it around his penis. Make sure to use lubrication.
    
14. Have him pick out a dildo or vibrating clit stimulator for him to use on you while in the 69 position, while he gives you
    oral sex from the 6 position. It’ll be hard for you to concentrate well enough to reciprocate from your 9 position, but try
    your best.
    
15. Play sexy chef and prepare breakfast in an apron and high heels.
    
16. Have your mate penetrate you with a frozen penis, a Popsicle, also known as an iced lolly. The phallic-shaped, single ones.
    Green is good, but any flavor. Have him/her lick it as it melts. If you’re hot like an oven, it should melt in your walls
    pretty quickly. (Be warned: the sugar can lead to a yeast imbalance—there are homemade frozen versions you can make using
    only water.) Or ladies, let him watch you suck the Popsicle erotically until it’s gone.
    
17. Listen to your lover’s moans and reply physically by doing more of that.
    
18. Learn a few sexy sentences in another language and break them out in bed.
    
19. Try oral sex on the woman while she stands up.
    
20. Have a morning quickie every day for one week.
    
21. Please him, mouth only, with your hands tied behind your back with a silk scarf.
    
22. Please her, mouth only, with your hands tied behind your back with a silk scarf.
    
23. Give oral sex after a sip of warm coffee. Coffee head, it’s called. Or, give oral sex with ice chips in your mouth.
    
24. Make mental love by sharing each other’s day, cooking together, enjoying a movie while cuddling, and going to bed simply spooning.
    No sex, oral or otherwise.
    
25. Talk, laugh, get in a silly mood, and yell, “Race you to the bedroom,” and make love. Kiss. Look into each other’s eyes. Caress.
    Compliment. Afterward, hug and talk some more.
    
26. Masturbate while fantasizing about the best lover you’ve ever had in your entire life. Say their name, say their name!
    
27. Wash your hands thoroughly, take a hand mirror, and lie back in private. Place the mirror between your legs and get familiar
    with your vulva, which means your entire outer and inner genital areas: (a) the mons (the top, under your belly where the pubic
    hair starts); (b) discover what your urethra looks like; (c) examine your clitoral glans/shaft (pull back the fold of skin called the hood to take a closer look—the clitoris
    is the only organ on the entire body solely for sexual arousal); (d) notice your outer labia; and (e) your inner labia; (f) as
    well as the vaginal opening, which leads to the vagina (the vagina is not the outer genital; it is the inner organ); insert
    your finger and squeeze, using your PC, or Kegel, muscles—notice your own unique shade of pink; (g) look at your hymen (the
    membrane just barely inside at the top). Be gentle and take your time. Know your pink anatomy. Remember, no one should know
    your vulva better than you do.
    
28. Select a few chapters from your favorite erotic novel, hopefully a Pynk book, *wink*, and read the scenes aloud to your guy.
    Test the sexiness of the steamy scenes based upon his hard-on, or hard-off. Just reach over and rub it to see if it’s hard.
    Say, “Oh, you like that, don’t you?” He’ll thank you for it later.
    
     
    

Be safe and sane.
:)

1. Who was your favorite character in
   Sixty-Nine
   , Magnolia, Rebe, or Darla, and why?
   
2. Do you know of anyone who had a drug-addicted and/or mentally unstable parent, similar to Magnolia’s mother and Rebe’s mother?
   
3. Did you think Magnolia, Rebe, and Darla were true, unconditional friends?
   
4. Would you have forgiven Magnolia for her indiscretion with your ex-husband? Has a friend of yours ever crossed the line and
   gone behind your back to have sex with someone you were with, either during or after your relationship? Is it okay if your
   friend dates your ex-boyfriend?
   
5. Would you have told your friend that a mutual friend slept with his/her husband back in college? Why or why not?
   
6. Would you consider taking pole-dancing classes as a form of exercise? Have you ever had a secret fantasy of being a stripper,
   or other type of job that would be considered taboo?
   
7. Do you or would you date outside of your race, “down with the swirl,” as it’s called? What race other than your own do you
   find sexy? Name a celebrity of another race who is your type. Pynk says Brad Pitt can get it!
   
8. Would you have enough trust and understanding to invite your fiancé’s ex-wife to the wedding?
   
9. My stripper name would be Chiquita Coliseum, the name of my pet and the street I lived on when I was young. What would your
   stripper name be?
   
10. Did you learn anything sexually from reading
    Sixty-Nine
    ? Are you willing to try it out?
    
11. Magnolia, Rebe, and Darla all ended up leaving a little bit about their lives unsaid. Is it true that some things are better
    left untold? Would you confess your infidelities to a friend if it involved their ex? Would you tell your fiancé about an
    indiscretion to clear the air before saying I do?
    
12. Is there an issue in your sex life that you’d be willing to improve? Do you ask for what you want in bed?
    
13. Do you consider yourself closer to oversexed or undersexed? Please explain.
    

14. Would you allow a sexual cheerleader into your bedroom?
    

15. Do you need any sexual healing? If so, what would your New Year’s sexual resolution be?
    
16. Would you consider having or adopting a child if you were/are over the age of forty?
    
17. Which guy in
    Sixty-Nine
    do you think was the best man in bed? The best out of bed?
    
18. Do you prefer missionary or sixty-nine? Why? What is your favorite position?
    

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