Short Stories: Five Decades (122 page)

She sobbed uncontrollably. She was in no mood to hear lectures on safety precautions at the moment.

“What you need is a drink, young lady.” She looked at him, conscious of rivulets on her cheeks. He was about forty and wore a nice dark topcoat and a hat.

She nodded. Her tears stopped. If the nice man took her to a bar, maybe it would be Smiley’s; it was in the neighborhood. And even if it wasn’t, there would probably be potato chips there and olives and salted peanuts and she could put down a little foundation so she wouldn’t disgust the man from the bookstore with her gluttony at dinner and ruin her chances for a bed for the night and Sunday breakfast.

“It’s very good of you, sir,” she said.

The bar he took her to wasn’t Smiley’s. It was a dark, elegant small place, with candles on the restaurant tables in the rear. There were plenty of potato chips and olives and salted peanuts and she just couldn’t help from tearing into them as she drank a bull shot, which was good for dulling the appetite, too, because of the bouillon. Bull shot, Bagshot. It was funny having a bull shot before going to dinner with a Bagshot. She giggled, the liquor getting to her swiftly in her condition. The nice man watched her with a smile on his face as she ravaged three plates of potato chips and two of salted peanuts.

“Have you been on a diet?” he asked.

“Sort of,” she said.

“But you’re off it now?”

“Thank God.”

“Do you know,” he said, “I think the best thing I could do would be to march you to a table and order us dinner.”

“I’m expected in a half hour or so,” she said, although it took a great effort to say no.

“We’ll just have one dish,” the man said, taking her down off the bar stool. “And then you can flitter off.”

She couldn’t refuse an offer like that, so she allowed the man to lead her to a table. She asked the bartender where Smiley’s was and he said it was just down Lexington Avenue two blocks, so there was plenty of time.

The menu looked so tempting that with a little coaxing from the nice forty-year-old man, now without his hat and topcoat, she ordered the whole thing. Hors d’oeuvres, cream-of-tomato soup, steak with broccoli with hollandaise sauce and French fried potatoes, salad, cheese, and strawberry tart for dessert. It seemed like a lot to cram into a half hour before going out to dinner, but the waiter assured her he would hurry.

Christopher was just about to lock the front door and go into the little lavatory next to the back office and shave. He would be cheating his father of about five minutes’ worth of service, but he felt he really had to shave. He had shaved in the morning, but although he was small he was manly and he needed to shave twice a day. But just as he was about to turn the handle of the lock, through the glass of the door he saw Beulah Stickney striding toward him, like a model advertising health food. He stepped back and she entered briskly.

“Hi, luv,” she said, morning-fresh, vital and friendly. “Auntie folded like last year’s violets. Aren’t you the lucky boy tonight? Let’s celebrate. The night is young and you are beautiful. Where’re you taking your friend Beulah to dinner? I hear there’s a new place over on First that’s—”

“I’m afraid tonight is out,” Christopher said, with a delicious sense of power. “I’ve made other arrangements. Perhaps if I’m free some night next week.…”

“You mean you’re feeding another bird, luv?” Beulah asked, a slight edge of what he thought was sharpness in her tone, and what she knew as hysteria.

“If you mean do I have an engagement for dinner with another lady,” Christopher said, liking his language round tonight, “you’re correct.”

“Pah, luv,” Beulah said airily, “let’s make it
à trois
. It can be a load of laughs. May the best woman win.” She didn’t ordinarily descend to lures like that, but it was Saturday night and seven o’clock.

“Well.…” He hadn’t thought about that possibility and it intrigued him. He hesitated, thinking hard. But then the door opened and Paulette Anderson came into the shop.

All I need now, Christopher thought, is for Sue Marsh finally to show up for her bag and Caroline Trowbridge to come in to apologize for saying it was a wrong number and Dorothea Toye to pass by, offering to cut her price.

“Why, Beulah,” Paulette cried, “what on earth are you doing here?”

“This is my friendly neighborhood think tank, luv,” Beulah said. “I was just passing by on the way home to change and I saw the beckoning light of literature and I came in to see if he had the new
Harper’s Bazaar
or the latest Mailer to read in the tub.” Her eyes flashed a clear signal to Christopher, and with a sudden maturity and understanding of women that he had never had before, he knew that she was warning him not to let Paulette Anderson know that she had come in to get him to take her to dinner. And certainly not to let her know that she had been turned down. “What brings you to these parts at this hour yourself, luv?” Beulah asked, her voice rising infinitesimally.

“I was going to invite Mr. Bagshot to a party,” Paulette said.

Dental assistants, Christopher realized, did not observe the same rules of feint and parry as models. Paulette looked as though she had had a wearing day and her clothes didn’t seem to be on just right, but she had taken her glasses off and there was a winsome fluster to her hair.

“I see you ladies know each other,” Christopher said. He hoped they didn’t know each other too well.

“We’re cap-and-crown sisters, luv,” Beulah Stickney said. “I patronize the sainted Dr. Levinson and Paulette holds my hand to keep me from screaming while he wreaks his will on me. I have also taken her shopping in the rag bazaar on Seventh Avenue at wholesale rates so that she can be beautiful enough to invite popular young men like you to parties.”

Bitch, Christopher thought. It gave him great pleasure to say this in his mind. “Oh,” he said, “so that’s how you know each other.”

“Well, I must be toddling along,” Beulah said. “I’m late as it is.” She picked up a copy of the French
Vogue
. “Put it on my bill, luv. The next time I have a toothache, Paulette, you can tell me how the party turned out.”

She left, smiling, the air perfumed and polar behind her.

“I’m always a little in awe of her,” Paulette said. “Aren’t you?”

“Not really,” Christopher said.

“Well, I suppose men are different,” Paulette said. She breathed loudly. “I hope I’m not too late. But the afternoon was just one thing after another and I just took a chance that you might still be open and.… Well, anyway, I’m invited to a party and if you still want to.…” She ran down and stopped. The way he was looking at her, with this new light in his eyes, she was sure he knew that she had been lying naked on the day bed of Mr. Gadsden’s emergency apartment as late as 4:30 that afternoon.

He just remained silent, silent and powerful, looking at her.

“Of course,” she said. She was nervous, even if she did tower over him and she had thought of him as a last resort until this very minute. “Of course, if you don’t want to go to a party, I’ll understand.…”

“I’d love to go, Paulette,” he said easily. “It’s just that I’m taken for the evening.”

“Naturally,” Paulette said. “At this hour. Well, maybe another time. Good night.”

“
Ciao
,” he said. He had never said
Ciao
before to anyone. “Good of you to drop by.”

He opened the door for her. She heard it locking behind her.

As she walked heavily down Madison Avenue, she was overcome with the awful certainty that she was going to be a virgin for the rest of her life.

Humming, Christopher shaved. He felt marvelous. He didn’t remember feeling this marvelous since the day he got his 4-F classification in the draft. Before going in to shave, he had tripped over the blue tennis bag and put it out of the way under the table. Looking at it, he decided he’d have it delivered on Monday by messenger to Miss Marsh’s apartment, with a big bunch of forget-me-nots from that florist on Fifth Avenue. That would be ironic.

He shaved slowly because he didn’t want to bleed. Even if he were late, that girl in the miniskirt with the great legs, what was her name, Anna, would wait. Tonight women waited for Bagshot.

It would have been all right if the steak hadn’t been so good. But it was more than an inch thick and so tender you hardly needed the knife to cut it and it tasted the way steaks look in advertisements. It had just disappeared from her plate while the nice forty-year-old man was barely beginning on his and he had said, “My dear girl, I haven’t seen anything like this since I played football in college.” And he had insisted, it was the only word you could use, insisted, that she have another one, and what with the wine and all, and three kinds of cheese that she had never tasted before and the strawberry tart and the Cointreau with the coffee, well, it was 10:30 before she looked at her watch again and there was no use searching up and down Lexington Avenue at that hour like a lost soul for Smiley’s Bar. And when she got out of the nice forty-year-old man’s apartment at five o’clock the next day, which was Sunday, after a pancake and bacon-and-eggs brunch, served by a butler, there would have been even less use, wouldn’t there, to look for Smiley’s Bar?

She got the job in the off-off-Broadway naked show and two good reviews, mostly for her figure, if you wanted to be honest, and the nice forty-year-old man was as generous as nice forty-year-old men are supposed to be to tall young naked actresses, and all she had to worry about that autumn was her weight.

Lying idly in bed right before Christmas, reading the “Society” section of the Sunday
Times
, she saw an announcement that Mr. Christopher Bagshot, son of Mr. Bernard Bagshot, the owner of the well-known chain of bookstores, had been married the day before at St. Thomas’s, in Mamaroneck, to a girl by the name of June Leonard.

So it had turned out well for everybody. It gave her a nice feeling.

Pattern of Love

“
I
’ll go into a nunnery,” Katherine said, holding her books rigidly at her side, as they walked down the street toward Harold’s house. “I’ll retire from the world.”

Harold peered uneasily at her through his glasses. “You can’t do that,” he said. “They won’t let you do that.”

“Oh, yes, they will.” Katherine walked stiffly, looking squarely in front of her, wishing that Harold’s house was ten blocks farther on. “I’m a Catholic and I can go into a nunnery.”

“There’s no need to do that,” said Harold.

“Do you think I’m pretty?” Katherine asked. “I’m not looking for compliments. I want to know for a private reason.”

“I think you’re pretty,” Harold said. “I think you’re about the prettiest girl in school.”

“Everybody says so,” Katherine said, worrying over the “about,” but not showing it in her face. “Of course I don’t really think so, but that’s what everybody says. You don’t seem to think so, either.”

“Oh, yes,” said Harold. “Oh, yes.”

“From the way you act,” Katherine said.

“It’s hard to tell things sometimes,” Harold said, “by the way people act.”

“I love you,” Katherine said coldly.

Harold took off his glasses and rubbed them nervously with his handkerchief. “What about Charley Lynch?” he asked, working on his glasses, not looking at Katherine. “Everybody knows you and Charley Lynch …”

“Don’t you even like me?” Katherine asked stonily.

“Sure. I like you very much. But Charley Lynch …”

“I’m through with him.” Katherine’s teeth snapped as she said it. “I’ve had enough of him.”

“He’s a very nice fellow,” Harold said, putting his glasses on. “He’s the captain of the baseball team and he’s the president of the eighth grade and …”

“He doesn’t interest me,” Katherine said, “any more.”

They walked silently. Harold subtly increased his speed as they neared his house.

“I have two tickets to Loew’s for tonight,” Katherine said.

“Thanks,” said Harold. “I’ve got to study.”

“Eleanor Greenberg is giving a party on Saturday night.” Katherine subtly slowed down as she saw Harold’s house getting nearer. “I can bring anyone I want. Would you be interested?”

“My grandmother’s,” Harold said. “We’re going to my grandmother’s on Saturday. She lives in Doylestown, Pennsylvania. She has seven cows. I go there in the summertime. I know how to milk the cows and they …”

“Thursday night,” Katherine said, speaking quickly. “My mother and father go out on Thursday night to play bridge and they don’t come home till one o’clock in the morning. I’m all alone, me and the baby, and the baby sleeps in her own room. I’m all alone,” she said in harsh invitation. “Would you like to come up and keep me company?”

Harold swallowed unhappily. He felt the blush come up over his collar, surge under his glasses. He coughed loudly, so that if Katherine noticed the blush, she’d think it came from the violence of his coughing.

“Should I slap you on the back?” Katherine asked eagerly.

“No, thank you,” Harold said clearly, his coughing gone.

“Do you want to come up Thursday night?”

“I would like to very much,” Harold said, “but my mother doesn’t let me out at night yet. She says when I’m fifteen …”